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Amicable
Ducky had never experienced this before. In his time, manners were everything. He didn't cringe, but only because his manners were so ingrained.
It was hard to stay amicable in the face of the most messy eating he had ever seen. Not only was this girl, no way was she a woman despite the online dating website’s claim, getting it all over herself, but she was getting it all over him too.
If this was what normal online dating resulted in, he'd have to stick to more traditional methods of finding a date. Still he tried to smile politely. He didn't want to hurt the lass’ feelings.
