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It was morning, a bit before class started.
Aizawa was being his usual gay, depressed self, to the surprise of absolutely nobody. He was reading over plans, reviewing things for the week, and ensuring that everything would be in order for the week. ""AIZAWA" All might Said, in 48px text. "hey" Aizawa said, in his usual, quiet tone, with the default size of Archive of Our Own's font, before taking a bite of his bagel. It had Cream Cheese on it. He couldn't be bothered to change the size of his font, especially when the only person who has control of it was the author himself! All Might slammed his large fists onto the desk. "HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!" He said, before leaving. Aizawa nodded, before finishing his bagel. He then looked at the Monday tasks he had set out for himself.
In red Comic Sans, the text he wrote for himself said,
"EXPELL SOMEONE."
He Blinked. ok, that was usually pretty easy, but this current class was actually really good. Like, really good. So he wouldn't have an easy time, and perhaps he would have an easier time simply not obliging. But he has to, he understands that this is what he must do. The moon beckons softly, yet tenaciously for the sacrifice, and he most obey; a mere doll, dancing in the hands of fate.
In the class of 19 people--
Wait
19?
No, there should be more than that, should be At Least Twenty. One time, he had a class of eighty students, but they were all giraffes...
...Giraffes. YES, that was it! He had a plan to expel the one Student that he forgot existed so much. He went to go find Iida. He was the Key.
Aizawa knew that Iida always showed up early. His studiousness was a charm that he wished all of the other students shared, but he digressed. "Good morning Aizawa!" Iida said loudly and proudly.
"I have a task for you" Aizawa said. Iida looked at him dilligently. "Yes!" He said.
"I just need you to print out a picture of a Giraffe and tape it to your dorm door. Tell everyone else to do so except for Mineta, and If I Find Out Mineta Has Done So I Will Expell you." Aizawa ordered. Iida nodded, understatingly. "Apologies for asking, but where should I find this... Image?" he said. Aizawa sighed. "Just like. Go onto Google Images and pick any image of a giraffe, and print it out." Iida nodded, and ran.
At the end of the day, everyone except for mineta had a picture of a giraffe on their dorm room. Aizawa then expell him and everyone happy.