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Tommy saw the TV glow. He doesn’t want to.
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- Part 10 of Maus epic vörjeans fics
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Driving Mrs Börns whilst drunk isn't an uncommon occurrence for Tommy and Määnin. it was stupid and reckless. Tommy knew that sooner or later, something had to go wrong. You couldn't fly too close to the sun without your wings getting scorched
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- Part 9 of Maus epic vörjeans fics
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Tommy can't sleep, it's too hot, and he's sweating his balls off. He is not in a good mood at all. Määnin showing up drunk and unannounced probably won't help that matter.
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- Part 8 of Maus epic vörjeans fics
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The world goes to shit on June 8th 2023. Tommy remembers it like it was yesterday. One minute, he was practising in the garage with Määnin and Freppa. The next minute, there’s an actual rotting corpse sprinting forwards, snarling at him.
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- Part 7 of Maus epic vörjeans fics
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Määnins idea of a great day out by MAUS (itsameamario)
Fandoms: Vörjeans, Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
06 Jun 2025
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Määnin has a knack for getting himself into really unfortunate situations, but that only happens when he's bored. But right now, he's so bored that he might just sign up for a medical trial in hopes of the government kidnapping him.
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- Part 6 of Maus epic vörjeans fics
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Maus epic vörjeans fics by MAUS (itsameamario)
Fandom Bara bada bastu - KAJ (Song), humorgruppen KAJ, Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), KAJ - Fandom, Vörjeans, Vörjeans (Band)
06 Aug 2025
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Though the Tablet and Ahkmenrah returned to the Museum of Natural History nearly a year ago, Larry knows that his time as night guard is over. He now spends his time working as a fifth grade teacher. But when he hears on the news that the sand in Egypt is turning black, he decides it's time to ask Ahkmenrah if he knows anything about it. Now, Larry, his old museum friends and Ahkmenrah's family have to head to Egypt before an ancient enemy can rise again.
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Rosie Banks is a quiet and smart nine-year-old girl living in the Atlanta camp with her father, David Banks. After a few weeks at the camp, David gets to know the Dixon brothers. Rosie, being her father's own personal shadow, gets to know the Dixons as well.
It doesn't take long for the Dixons to catch on to the many flaws in the relationship between Rosie and her father. Eventually, Merle decides to take matters into his own hands.
Will Rosie ever come to understand that it was for the better? How will she survive without her father?
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Guns for Hands by EzraSpiderwick
Fandoms: His Dark Materials (TV), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
15 Jul 2025
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Lee tries to keep his breathing and the pain under control. He can survive getting caught by the Magisterium, he has to. Lyra is somewhere out there, he needs to get through this for her.
S2ep3 au: Lee stays at the Magisterium after his encounter with Mrs. Coulter.
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It was really just his luck that a hulking monster lumbered out of the woods and directly onto his driveway. Just his luck that he threw enough parties when his parents were gone that the neighbors had long tuned out any noise that came from his yard. Just a nice cherry on top of the fucking cake that, even if anyone did hear him screaming when claws tangled in his jacket and pulled, Steve honestly wasn’t sure they’d have cared enough to bother anyway.
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Months before El ripped open the gate at Hawkins Lab, the Demogorgon started ripping tears of its own. Months before it found Will Byers, it found Steve Harrington.
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- Part 1 of Nowhere to look but inside
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Hallowed Few by OrchidForHire
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Apr 2023
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One moment, Izuku was sitting by a campfire, surrounded by friends. The next, he was waking up alone in a hospital bed, not entirely the same as he was before.
The people there ask him question after question, but instead of having answers, all Izuku wonders is, "What happened to us?"