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Yuuri stared at the screen of his phone, and what he read almost made him implode from embarrassment.
V: You know, pretty boy, you should sell hotdogs because you sure know how to make a weiner stand
What the hell could he say to that? Was that supposed to turn him on?
Y: what the heck?
V: ;)
Y: are you ACTUALLY kidding me?
V: Who knows :D
Y: oh my god Victor that's the worst thing I've ever read
V: Roses are nice, violets are fine, you be the 6 and I'll be the 9 ;)
Y: VICTOR STOP
V: You know Yuuri your clothes sure would look great on my bedroom floor, just sayin
Y: i can't believe you're sending me these
V: So Yuuri i heard you like magic ;)
Y: what
V: Well if you just bend over I'll perform a trick that makes my dick disappear ;D
Y: viCTOR
V: Are you a raisin? Cuz you're raisin' my dick
Y: what did i do to deserve this
V: Aw, you know you love it
Y: your sense of humour is horrific
V: I may go down in history as a figure skater but I'd rather go down on you
Y: tbh that doesn't sound like a bad idea
V: Roses are red, rhyming is hard, just like I'm hard for you
Y: that was seriously bad, you aren't even trying at this point
V: Alright then, how about this: roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but I'm thinking of you ;)
Y: this just can't get any worse Victor
V: Aw, you love me really :D
Y: of course :) but NO MORE PICKUP LINES dear god i'm about to die from cringing
V: This is why you love me isn't it Yuuri
Y: oh god i guess so
V: Aw, admit it, you're loving this aren't you ;)
Y: only because it can't get any worse