Chapter Text
12:08 PM
izuku: hey mom!!! sorry that this text is so late i only got my phone back a lil while ago!! here's the picture you wanted, everything is okay, my foot is healing just fine!! ^_^
12:08 PM
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12:09 PM
izuku: the nurses are really nice and they gave me miso soup and rice for breakfast and they even snuck me some ice cream!!!
12:10 PM
izuku: they told me it's only a minor fracture so ill be up again in no time!!! so don't worry!!!!
12:10 PM
izuku: i didn't even break any fingers this time!!!
12:34 PM
izuku: oh no
12:34 PM
izuku: uhmm hahag ha sorry guys i guess I texted the wrong conversation!! please just, uhmm
12:35 PM
izuku: please just ignore this!!
12:37 PM
bakagou: deku what the fuck why are you in the fucking hospital again
12:38 PM
bakagou: you were there literally two weeks ago
12:38 PM
bakagou: is this a new fucking record
12:40 PM
shouto: izuku are you okay what is happening
12:41 PM
urararahahaka: deku-kun!! how are we supposed to ignore this omfg (・Д・)
12:43 PM
urararahahaka: how did you break your leg!!!
12:50 PM
izuku: uhm haha, professor all might and i went camping
12:51 PM
izuku: bc, we were trying to gather natural resources for testing day next week
12:53 PM
izuku: and on the second night, uhm
12:55 PM
bakagou: spit it out shitty deku
12:56 PM
izuku: hehe well we kind of got attacked by a bear
12:57 PM
shouto: what the fuck
1:00 PM
izuku: yep
1:01 PM
urararahahaka: please, deku-kun,,,, elaborate
1:02 PM
izuku: ok well the bear came at us at night bc it was attracted to our campfire I think???
1:03 PM
izuku: all might was kind of, fending the bear off with a stick at first, but then he got an asthma attack
1:03 PM
izuku: so we had to climb a tree
1:04 PM
izuku: and when we were climbing the tree I kind of kicked the bear in the face a couple times
1:04 PM
izuku: it got upset(?) and ran away
1:05 PM
izuku: but don't worry!!! haha I didn't get bitten!! I broke my leg when we were getting down from the tree
1:06 PM
izuku: pretty embarrassing but I slipped and fell from a high branch, all might had to carry me to the car and drive me to the hospital haha
1:06 PM
izuku: minor fracture in the foot and leg, surprisingly no bear injuries!!!＾＾
1:08 PM
izuku: it sounds wild now that I'm talking about it out loud
1:09 PM
urararahahaka: deku-kun why
1:10 PM
bakagou: you fucking kicked a fucking bear in the face but you couldn't get down from a fucking tree
4:30 PM
urararahahaka: hey guys!!!
4:30 PM
urararahahaka: i was thinking,,
4:31 PM
bakagou: oooh round face was thinking?? fuckin congrats
4:32 PM
urararahahaka: i will beat your ass into space you tighty-whitey fucker
4:32 PM
shouto: Jesus
4:33 PM
urararahahaka: ANY W AYS
4:44 PM
urararahahaka: i was thinking since we all are sort of messaging here since deku-kun accidentally messaged us, we should start this group chat again!!!
4:46 PM
bakagou: why thefuck would we do that
4:46 PM
urararahahaka: why the fuck not!!
4:48 PM
izuku: calm down guys,,(ﾟ∀ﾟ)
4:48 PM
izuku: uraraka, that's a nice idea!!! we can?
4:49 PM
izuku: I'm pretty bored at the hospital bc they kicked all might out of the room, itd be nice to talk to you guys!!!
4:50 PM
shouto: it's official izuku wants to do it
4:50 PM
shouto: we gotta do it
4:51 PM
- urararahahaka changed the group chat name:: 'whipped 4 deku club'
4:51 PM
bakagou: why the fuck r u guys like this
4:52 PM
izuku: what does whipped mean in this context
4:53 PM
izuku: you guys know I don't like violence I'm a pacifist
4:55 PM
bakagou: why the fuck u lyin
4:56 PM
bakagou: last time I checked pacifists don't fucking fight bears in the fucking woods
4:57 PM
izuku: kacchan no!!!!!!!! it was an accident!!
4:58 PM
izuku: (・Д・) (・Д・) (・Д・)
4:59 PM
bakagou: stop fucking emoting fuckhead
5:00 PM
urararahahaka: don't call him that Bakugou!!!!!
5:01 PM
urararahahaka: ur just jealous that u don't have any good emoticons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:03 PM
bakagou: what the fuck is that face
5:04 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:04 PM
bakagou: fuckign stop it that shit is gross
5:05 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:05 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:06 PM
bakagou: fucking QUIT THAT SHIT
5:06 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:06 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:06 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:07 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:07 PM
shouto: isn't that the booty face
5:08 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:09 PM
urararahahaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:09 PM
urararahahaka: wait shouto tha WHAT
5:10 PM
shouto: yknow
5:11 PM
shouto: the booty face
5:11 PM
bakagou: what the actual fuck r u talking about
5:12 PM
izuku: oh I know what you're talking about shouto!!!
5:13 PM
shouto: see izuku knows
5:14 PM
bakagou: someone fucking kill me
5:14 PM
izuku: here this is the booty face wait
5:15 PM
izuku: https://youtu.be/a76H3Uy1VeY
5:18 PM
urararahahaka: omfg
5:19 PM
urararahahaka: what the fuck was that
5:19 PM
urararahahaka: what did I just watch
5:21 PM
bakagou: why the fuck do i talk to you assholes
5:23 PM
shouto: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:24 PM
shouto: you assholes doubted me
5:25 PM
- shouto changed the group chat name to:: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)wwwwww
5:26 PM
urararahahaka: whYYYYYYYJUYH
5:28 PM
izuku: (●´ω｀●) hahaha shouto!!
5:30 PM
shouto: d(￣ ￣)
5:31 PM
bakagou: don't act so fucking smug half n half bastard
7:02 PM
urararahahaka: hey guys do any of you have prof. kayama for gender studies?????
7:03 PM
izuku: sorry uraraka!!! i have professor takeyama (´；ω；`)
7:04 PM
bakagou: im taking that shit next sem
7:06 PM
shouto: yeah I have her too
7:07 PM
urararahahaka: SO TODOROKI-KUN U UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!!!!
7:08 PM
shouto: hwat
7:09 PM
urararahahaka: AA A AAAAA A A A A A A AAAAA A A A A AAA(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾AAA A A A. A A A A AAAAAAA A A A A A. A A A A AA. AA
7:10 PM
bakagou: what the shit
7:11 PM
bakagou: why r u fucking emoting as u scream
7:12 PM
izuku: you're never too busy to emote!!(°▽°)
7:13 PM
shouto: that emoticon looks like a frog
7:13 PM
shouto: (°▽°)(°▽°)(°▽°)
7:14 PM
izuku: omg it does!!!!!!
7:15 PM
izuku: it looks like tsuyu-chan
7:15 PM
urararahahaka: ...tsuyu-chan ? ???¿¿
7:16 PM
izuku: omg uraraka calmed down
7:16 PM
urararahahaka: i miss tsuyu-chan(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
7:17 PM
bakagou: miss me with that gay shit
7:19 PM
bakagou: also that emoticon doesn't look like a fucking frog hot and cold dumbass
7:20 PM
bakagou: it doesn't look like frog face either
7:21 PM
urararahahaka: rude
7:22 PM
bakagou: it looks like shitty bird brain
7:23 PM
izuku: ......u mean....tokoyami...????????
7:23 PM
bakagou: THIS one looks like fuckin frog face
7:24 PM
bakagou: ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )
7:24 PM
izuku: omf g
7:24 PM
bakagou: stfu
7:25 PM
izuku: OMFG!!!! kacch an KACCHAN!!!
7:25 PM
bakagou: SHUT HTE FUCK UP DEKU FUCKING SHITTY ASSWIPE
7:26 PM
izuku: I'm so happy you're getting into emoticons!!!!!!! A A A A!!!
7:28 PM
izuku: if you were an emoticon kacchan
7:29 PM
izuku: you'd be this one
7:30 PM
izuku: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
7:31 PM
izuku: just as murderous and horrifying
7:32 PM
bakagou: SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE DEKU U LITTLE BITCH
7:33 PM
shouto: do me izuku
7:34 PM
urararahahaka: what did u just say
7:35 PM
shouto: i mean
7:35 PM
shouto: what emoticon would I be, izuku
7:36 PM
urararahahaka: thought so
7:37 PM
izuku: this one is shouto!!!
7:38 PM
izuku: ✌︎('ω')✌︎
7:39 PM
izuku: it has the same gloves that u wear!!!
7:40 PM
shouto: hngghgg gngngngn
7:41 PM
shouto: wheezes
7:42 PM
shouto: blessed
7:44 PM
izuku: this one is uraraka!!!!!
7:45 PM
izuku: (*⁰▿⁰*)
7:45 PM
izuku: actually or maybe this one??
7:46 PM
izuku: (*´꒳`*)
7:47 PM
izuku: what do u guys think, which one!
7:48 PM
urararahahaka: SUCK IT BITCHES DEKU-KUN CHOSE TWO FOR ME!!!!!!!!!
7:49 PM
- urararahahaka changed their username to:: (*´꒳`*)
7:51 PM
(*´꒳`*): thank you deku-kun
7:52 PM
(*´꒳`*): so blessed
7:54 PM
- shouto changed their username to:: ✌︎('ω')✌︎
7:55 PM
- bakagou changed their username to:: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
7:56 PM
izuku: omg guys what
7:56 PM
ʕʘ‿ʘʔ: round face and strawberry shortcake made it a fucking challenge
7:57 PM
izuku: kaCCHAN YOUR USER IS SCARY OMFG
7:58 PM
ʕʘ‿ʘʔ: DEKU YOU BITCH YOURE THE ONE WHO FUCKING CAME UP WITH IT
8:00 PM
ʕʘ‿ʘʔ: THIS IS YOUR FAULT
8:01 PM
✌︎('ω')✌︎: your user matches you perfectly
8:03 PM
ʕʘ‿ʘʔ: fuckin say that to my face u red white and blue little dickbag troll
8:05 PM
(*´꒳`*): that was a pretty creative insult
8:05 PM
- izuku changed their username to:: ٩( ᐛ )و
8:07 PM
ʕʘ‿ʘʔ: why the fuck, deku
8:08 PM
٩( ᐛ )و: i felt left out
8:09 PM
(*´꒳`*): omg deku-kun:((
8:10 PM
٩( ᐛ )و: also if all Might were an emoticon he would be this one
8:11 PM
٩( ᐛ )و: _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
8:12 PM
✌︎('ω')✌︎: oh
8:13 PM
✌︎('ω')✌︎: oh my fucking god