Chapter 1: Power Hoes (the begining)
Chapter Text
Zaddy has created a chat
Zaddy has added TriceraTrini, TearinUpMyHart, BillyCranston, & Moo to the chat
Zaddy: is it just me or was jason hella "im not taking good control of my team, spank me daddy zordon" during training today
TriceraTrini: lmaoooooo the kink shaming
TearinUpMyHart: omg
Moo: saYS THE ONE WHOS NAME IS Z A D D Y
Zaddy has changed their name to Attendance?WhoIsShe?
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: BITCH WHERE
BillyCranston: I don't appreciate the language,
BillyCranston: but he's got you there Jason.
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: thank you Billy
Moo: fucssdfggjk
TearinUpMyHart: zack i think you broke jason
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: maybe jason shouldn't have been TAL K IN G S HIT (⌐■_■)
Moo: bUT I W AS N T
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TearinUpMyHart: hey guys?
TearinUpMyHart: where's trini?
TearinUpMyHart: shes been really quiet...
TriceraTrini: bc this conversation is drier than jason's cooking
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: OOOOOOO BURRRRRN
Moo: hey!!!!!
Moo: i'll have you know i'm a great cook
Moo: right kim
TearinUpMyHart: ...
TearinUpMyHart has left the chat
Moo: ru d e
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BillyCranston: I don't think she likes your cooking Jason. :/
Moo: yeah. I thought she did :/
TriceraTrini has added TearinUpMyHart to the chat
TriceraTrini: kim you GOTTA stay these guys S U C K
BillyCranston: :c
TriceraTrini: not you billy
BillyCranston: :D
Moo: ru d e
Moo: what is it pick on jason day???
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: fake (งT∩T)ง
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: and every day is pick on jason day boo
TriceraTrini: ^^^
TearinUpMyHart: seriously jason, get w the program
TriceraTrini: zack you GOTTA change your name
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: but y tho
TriceraTrini: we get it
TriceraTrini: you NEVER go to school
TriceraTrini: but d a m n
TriceraTrini: that shit is ob NO XIO U S
Moo: obnoxious name for an obnoxious person (งT∩T)ง
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: you mad?
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: O R N A H
╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
Moo: (ಠ_ಠ)
TriceraTrini: seriously tho
TriceraTrini: who came up w these bullshit names
TearinUpMyHart: the same person who called this chat "power hoes"
Moo: i don't like my name either this shit isn't funny zack
Attendance?WhoIsShe?: moi???????└(・o・)┘
Moo: yes
Moo: f u
Moo has changed their name to The#1Bicon
TearinUpMyHart: UM
TearinUpMyHart: EXC U S E ME
The#1Bicon: YES
TearinUpMyHart: CHANGE THAT SHIT
TearinUpMyHart: WE ALL KNOW IM #1
The#1Bicon: LET ME H A VE THIS
TearinUpMyHart: nO
TearinUpMyHart: CHANGE IT
TearinUpMyHart: BEFORE I COME TO YOUR HOUSE
TearinUpMyHart: AN D
TearinUpMyHart: BE A T
TearinUpMyHart: Y OU R
TearinUpMyHart: A S S
The#1Bicon: └(ಥ_ಥ)┘
The#1Bicon has changed their name to Dad
Dad: there
Dad: HAPPY
Dad: bc i'm not
Attendance?WhoIsShe? has changed their name to LmaoHeTriedIt
TriceraTrini: cue kink shaming in...
TriceraTrini: 3...
TriceraTrini: 2...
TriceraTrini: 1...
LmaoHeTriedIt: I KN E W JASON HAD A DADDY KINK
LmaoHeTriedIt: YOU SEE?
LmaoHeTriedIt: I C A L L E D IT
LmaoHeTriedIt: THATS WHY HE WANTED ZORDON TO COME OUT OF THE WALL SO BAD
LmaoHeTriedIt: SO HE COULD C O M E OUT OF THE CLOSET
LmaoHeTriedIt: AND HIS FANTASIES COULD C O M E TO LIFE
LmaoHeTriedIt: AND HE COULD C O M E
TriceraTrini: zordon** (on his face)**
Dad has left the chat
TearinUpMyHart: lmaooooooooooooo you guys made him leave
BillyCranston: ...that was kinda mean Zack. I think you should apologize.
BillyCranston had added Dad to the chat
BillyCranston: Zack?
LmaoHeTriedIt: jason I'm sorry...
LmaoHeTriedIt: you want zordon to fuck you so bad
Dad: (ಠ_ಠ)
Dad: fuck you zack
LmaoHeTriedIt: no thanks i don't have a daddy kink
TearinUpMyHart: lmaooo the disrespect
TearinUpMyHart: but jason's not even the dad,,,,
TearinUpMyHart: he's the mom,,,,
TearinUpMyHart: zordon's the dad
LmaoHeTriedIt: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Dad: IM DONE
Dad: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
Dad has changed their name to BeetRed
TriceraTrini: you didn't use beat
TriceraTrini: you're learning
BillyCranston: ????
LmaoHeTriedIt: i would have made a bunch of jokes about how he beATS HIS M EA T
LmaoHeTriedIt: to zordon
BillyCranston: ????
LmaoHeTriedIt: you know like knocks one out?
BillyCranston: ???????????
LmaoHeTriedIt: chokes the chicken?
BillyCranston: ????????????????
LmaoHeTriedIt: kneads the knob?
BillyCranston: ???????????????????????
LmaoHeTriedIt: milks the moose?
BillyCranston: ??????????????????????????????
LmaoHeTriedIt: doing the SO LIT A RY R H U MB A????
BeetRed: N OW YOURE JUST M AKI NG S HIT UP
TriceraTrini: HE JERKS OFF
TriceraTrini: HE WAS GONNA SAY HE JERKS OFF
TriceraTrini: ,,,,,,to zordon
BillyCranston: ohhhhhhh
BillyCranston: ....
BillyCranston: ewwwwww
TearinUpMyHart: lmao yeah
LmaoHeTriedIt: KIM
LmaoHeTriedIt: IM ON YOUR ASS NOW
LmaoHeTriedIt: ALL YOUVE DONE IS LAUGH THIS WHOLE FIC
TearinUpMyHart: that's not true
LmaoHeTriedIt: [kimlaughing1.jpg]
TearinUpMyHart: that was oNE TIME
LmaoHeTriedIt: [kimlaughing2.jpg]
LmaoHeTriedIt: [kimlaughing3.jpg]
LmaoHeTriedIt: [kimlaughing4.jpg]
LmaoHeTriedIt: [kimlaughing5.jpg]
LmaoHeTriedIt: [kimlaughing6.jpg]
TriceraTrini: alRITE ZACK
TriceraTrini: YOU MADE UR P O I N T
TriceraTrini: KIM HAS NO PERSONALITY
TearinUpMyHart: R U DE
BeetRed: (but true)**
BeetRed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TearinUpMyHart: jason you tuRN bEeT rEd whenever we're in the same room as zordon shut up
BeetRed: NAHT TRUE (งಥ_ಥ)ง
TriceraTrini: GUYS
TriceraTrini: lay off the zordon jokes
BeetRed: thank you (^_^)
TriceraTrini: look at the way he spelled not
TriceraTrini: i think he busted too many nuts so he's not functioning correctly
TearinUpMyHart: OOOOOOOOOOO BURRRRRRRRRRN
BeetRed: hello, 911?
BeetRed: i'm being attACKED
LmaoHeTriedIt: kim wtf that's M Y LI N E
TearinUpMyHart: you jUST SAID I WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH
TearinUpMyHart: WH A T D O YO U W AN T F R O M M E
TriceraTrini has changed their name to Kims_Personality
LmaoHeTriedIt: when you don't have a personality so your gf has to save the day
TearinUpMyHart: nOT MY GF
BeetRed: *watches as kim profusely sweats*
Kims_Personality: ummmm,,,,we're N O T even dating?????
BillyCranston: wait, you guys aren't dating??????
LmaoHeTriedIt: no they are
LmaoHeTriedIt: THEYRE JUST L I A R S
TearinUpMyHart: i'm not a liar,,,,,
TearinUpMyHart: ,,,,,i'm a
TearinUpMyHart: FLIER
TearinUpMyHart: get it?
TearinUpMyHart: bc my zord is a ptERODACTYL
TearinUpMyHart: ooooo
Kims_Personality: i2g my eyes just rolled out of my head
TearinUpMyHart has changed their name to PtearinUpMyHart
LmaoHeTriedIt has changed their name to LmaoSheTriedIt
LmaoSheTriedIt: BOI
LmaoSheTriedIt: IM O N YOUR ASS
LmaoSheTriedIt: AGAIN
PtearingUpMyHart: omg trini change your name back so we match :))))))
Kims_Personality: ...
Kims_Personality: so how bout that sports ball game today guys?
LmaoSheTriedIt: they really kicked those home runs huh?
BeetRed: dunked those touchdowns?
BillyCranston: guys...none of those sports match...
PtearinUpMyHart: :((((((((
BillyCranston: what's wrong kim?
PtearingUpMyHart: they're being mean to me :(((((
PtearingUpMyHart: i asked trini to change her name back so we matched with the whole dinosaur theme
PtearingUpMyHart: and she's igNORING ME
PtearingUpMyHart: LIKE A F AK E PERSON
Kims_Personality: Kims_Personality has changed their name to
PtearingUpMyHart: :D
LmaoSheTriedIt: B R U H LMAOOOO
BeetRed: oh come on kim i thought you were better than that
LmaoSheTriedIt: i K N O W Y OU RE NOT TALKING
LmaoSheTriedIt has changed their name to LmaoHeTriedIt
BeetRed: what did i do
Kims_Personality: you tried it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
LmaoHeTriedIt: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
BillyCranston: [thuglife.gif]
LmaoHeTriedIt: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
PtearingUpMyHart: ZACK
PtearingUpMyHart: IM ON YOUR ASS NOW
PtearingUpMyHart: YOUVE SAID OOOOOOOOO LIKE 90 TIMES
PtearingUpMyHart: GET
PtearingUpMyHart: A
PtearingUpMyHart: DIFFERENT
PtearingUpMyHart: WORD
BillyCranston: .....
BeetRed: ......
Kims_Personality: ......
LmaoHeTriedIt has changed their name to ImOnUrAssNow
BeetRed: o shit
BeetRed: it's on now
Kims_Personality: jason you reeaaally shouldn't have said that
ImOnUrAssNow: bc kim thinks i need a new phrase
ImOnUrAssNow: bc this is how we coming now
ImOnUrAssNow: also
ImOnUrAssNow: JA S ON
BeetRed: fuCK
BeetRed has left the chat
ImOnUrAssNow has added BeetRed to the chat
ImOnUrAssNow: [nonononottoday.gif]
ImOnUrAssNow: BOI
ImOnUrAssNow: ur a MAMMAL
ImOnUrAssNow: HOW U HATCH OUT OF AN ADULT EGG
ImOnUrAssNow: ol' went from 5 to 45 headass
ImOnUrAssNow: ol' i'm your brother but call me uNCLE Jason now headass
PtearingUpMyHart: lol
ImOnUrAssNow: KIM
ImOnUrAssNow: I CHANGED MY NAME FOR YOU
ImOnUrAssNow: I DIDNT FORGET
PtearingUpMyHart: [fthisshitimout.gif]
PtearingUpMyHart has left the chat
ImOnUrAssNow has added PtearingUpMyHart to the chat
ImOnUrAssNow: [roasthand.gif]
ImOnUrAssNow: *breathes in*
ImOnUrAssNow: BOI
ImOnUrAssNow: HOW U GO 2 THE BATHROOM LOOKING LIKE YOUR AVERAGE GIRL NEXT DOOR THEN COME OUT LOOKING LIKE A BISEXUAL MESS™
ImOnUrAssNow: SPEAKING OF MESSES
ImOnUrAssNow: WHADDID U DO W THE HAIR
ImOnUrAssNow: DID U JUST FUCKIN LEAVE IT THERE
Kims_Personality has removed ImOnUrAssNow from the chat
PtearingUpMyHart: thANK G O D
BeetRed: why couldn't you do that when he was roasting ME (ಥ_ಥ)
Kims_Personality: bc it's funny when he roasts you
BeetRed: :(((((((
Kims_Personality: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
BillyCranston: I don't think it's funny when he roasts anybody
BillyCranston: I'm scared to say anything because he might roast me :c
PtearingUpMyHart: he wouldn't roast you billy
PtearingUpMyHart: none of us would
PtearingUpMyHart: i would totally roast jason tho
Kims_Personality: reblogged
BeetRed: :((((((
PtearingUpMyHart: trini
PtearingUpMyHart: seriously
PtearingUpMyHart: change your name
Kims_Personality: no i like it
PtearingUpMyHart: pwease
PtearingUpMyHart: for me
Kims_Personality: i meAN
Kims_Personality: I DON T EVEN L I KE THIS N AM E
Kims_Personality has changed their name to Trifecta
BillyCranston: ooh nice word *thumbs up emoji*
BeetRed: trifecta????
Trifecta: i predicted when zack was gonna roast you three times
BillyCranston: ohhhh that makes sense
BeetRed: ????
BillyCranston: a trifecta is a type of bet in which the bettor, which would be Trini, predicts something correctly three consecutive times
PtearingUpMyHart has changed their name to SinnamonRoll
SinnamonRoll has added ImOnUrAssNow to the chat
SinnamonRoll: this is your last chance
ImOnUrAssNow: ,,,,,,who tf are you
ImOnUrAssNow: welp as the roast master of the group it's my job to roast you as an introduction
ImOnUrAssNow: wAIT A M INU T E
ImOnUrAssNow: SINCE WH E N DO WE HAVE O T H E R FRIENDS????
SinnamonRoll: we don't
SinnamonRoll: it's me
SinnamonRoll: kim
ImOnUrAssNow: ohhhhhhhhh i get it now
ImOnUrAssNow: bc you're such a big part of trini's diet you might as well be food
Trifecta: *sweats* ,,,,,
SinnamonRoll: ,,,,,
Trifecta has left the chat
SinnamonRoll has left the chat
ImOnUrAssNow has changed their name to RoastLord
BeetRed: oh no
RoastLord: >:)))))))
BeetRed: [nottodaysatan.gif]
BeetRed has left the chat
RoastLord: aw
RoastLord: all my targets left,,,,
BillyCranston: ...
BillyCranston has left the chat
RoastLord: fuCK
Chapter 2: Super Herhoes
Summary:
Daaaaaamn Ryan
Back at it again with the group chat au two people asked for
Notes:
Okay. So I would have been finished with this about an hour ago but I did something and messed it up :(((((
BUT I FINALLY FINISHED IT.
So here we go. Power Hoes pt 2
Enjoy! ^.^
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
RoastLord has changed the name of the chat to Super Herhoes
RoastLord has added SinnamonRoll, Trifecta, BeetRed, and BillyCranston to the chat
RoastLord: you guys like the new name?
RoastLord: you get it?
RoastLord: super herHOES
RoastLord: like super heroes
RoastLord: but with hoes at the end
Trifecta has left the chat
RoastLord: y must she be so mean 2 me
SinnamonRoll: bc you make jokes like super herhoes
SinnamonRoll: and she was still trying to sleep
BeetRed: how would you know????
BeetRed: also it's like 11 o'clock????
SinnamonRoll: ,,,,,,
SinnamonRoll has left the chat
RoastLord: jason
RoastLord: it's obvi
BeetRed: ????
RoastLord: wait
RoastLord has added Trifecta and SinnamonRoll to the chat
RoastLord: so trini
Trifecta: what
RoastLord: i'm assuming you ATE well last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Trifecta: we are nOT doing this rn
BeetRed: ohhhhh you mean they slept together
RoastLord: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
RoastLord: nO SH I T J AS O N
SinnamonRoll: whaaaaaat
SinnamonRoll: psh
SinnamonRoll: noooooooo
Trifecta has changed their name to ThatsHomophobic
ThatsHomophbobic: just bc i'm gay doesn't mean i automatically wanna fuck every hot girl i see
SinnamonRoll: you think i'm hot?
ThatsHomophobic: fuCK
ThatsHomophobic has left the chat
RoastLord: :))))))))
BillyCranston: So...
BillyCranston: DID you guys sleep together????
SinnamonRoll has left the chat
BeetRed: that's a yes
RoastLord: Billy
RoastLord: my dude, my guy, my bud, my compadre, my son
BeetRed: he is nO T YOUR SON
RoastLord: shut up
RoastLord: little bill
RoastLord: wya
BillyCranston: ooh :)
BillyCranston has changed their name to LittleBill
LittleBill: :D
RoastLord: this is so precious
RoastLord: i'm taking screenshots
LittleBill: :3
LittleBill: well, what do you want zack
RoastLord: they deFINITELY fucked
BeetRed: oh yea 100%
Sun & Moon | RoastLord | ThatsHomophobic |
RoastLord: yo
ThatsHomophobic: ohmYGOD W O T
RoastLord: d a m n girl
RoastLord: i was just gonna ask you a question
RoastLord: what in aggravation [cowboyhat.jpg]
ThatsHomophobic: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
RoastLord: so,,,,
RoastLord: ,,,,how was kim
ThatsHomophobic: BLOCKT
The Only Good Rangers :))) | BeetRed | LittleBill | SinnamonRoll | ThatsHomophobic |
BeetRed: okay guys i think we need to address the elephant in the room
ThatsHomophobic: jason this isn't a room
ThatsHomophobic: it's a shitty group chat au
BeetRed: can u nO T
SinnamonRoll: tf do you want jason
SinnamonRoll: i was busy doing,,,,
SinnamonRoll: ,,,,things
ThatsHomophobic has changed their name to Things
Things: yeah jason tf you want
SinnamonRoll: ,,,,,
LittleBill: congratulations guys :))))
Things: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
SinnamonRoll: caN U A CT U ALL Y NO T
Things: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Things: but seriously jason tf u want
BeetRed: well
BeetRed: before I was RU D ELY INTERRUPTED
Things: :))))))
BeetRed: i was gonna say we need to talk about zack's roasting problem
Things: aw you need some burn cream????
SinnamonRoll: lmaoooooo
BeetRed: you cAN T TALK
BeetRed: YOU NEED IT TOO
SinnamonRoll: trini jason's bullying me :((((
Things: LISTEN
Things: i W I L L go all ricegum jr in this bitch
Things: keep it up jason keep it up
BeetRed: !!!!!!
BeetRed: M E └(°o°)┘
BeetRed: WTF DID I DO
Things: [ivegotmyeyesonyou.gif]
SinnamonRoll: [sokkawatertribe.gif]
2013 Tumblr | RoastLord | SinnamonRoll |
RoastLord: so,,,,,
RoastLord: ,,,,,trini huh
SinnamonRoll: *sweats* ,,,,,
RoastLord: so you gonna ask her to be your gf?????
RoastLord: orrrrrrrr
SinnamonRoll: ,,,,,she called you ricegum jr [trinithreateningjason.jpg]
RoastLord: O_O
RoastLord: i would call racism
RoastLord: but that IS me....
RoastLord has changed their name to RicegumJr
RicegumJr: thx babe ;)
SinnamonRoll: ew
RicegumJr: ;))))
SinnamonRoll: doNT
Super Herhoes | RicegumJr | BeetRed | LittleBill |
RicegumJr has added SinnamonRoll to the chat
RicegumJr: hey guys
RicegumJr: what happened to trini???
RicegumJr: i was looking for her name but I couldn't find thatshomophobic
LittleBill: bc she changed her name to things
LittleBill has added Things to the chat
RicegumJr: things?????
Things: ricegum jr?????
LittleBill: [kimwasdoingthings.jpg]
LittleBill: [trinithreateningjason.jpg]
SinnamonRoll has changed their name to Exposed
BeetRed: lol that was perfect timing
Exposed: I was waiting for the right moment lmao
Things: ,,,,,he just exposed u 2,,,,,?
RicegumJr: thx for the name trin
RicegumJr: and also for admitting that you and kim FU C K E D
Things: BLOCKT
Things: AGAIN
Things has left the chat
RicegumJr: ,,,,,was it something i said
Exposed: you truly are a dumbass huh
BeetRed: reblogged ^^^^
LittleBill: rebloggedx2
RicegumJr: you guys are bullies (ಥ_ಥ)
Exposed: i K N O W Y OU RE NOT TALKING
BeetRed: frfr
BeetRed: literally A L L you've done is roast us
Exposed has added Things to the chat
Exposed: tell him trini
Exposed: he won't roast you
Things: tell who what now????
LittleBill: [kimandjasontakeastand.jpg]
LittleBill has changed their name to AllTheReceipts
Things: ohhhhh
Things: yeeeeaaahh
Things: zack you REEEEALLLY can't talk
RicegumJr: if you don't shut up with your ol' still shorter than me when i'm sitting down headass
Things: rlly????
Things: this how we coming now????
Things: bet *okay emoji*
RicegumJr: whAT THE FUVK
BeetRed: ?????
RicegumJr: A
RicegumJr: B I G
RicegumJr: A S S
RicegumJr: R OC K
RicegumJr: J US T F U C K IN F L E W TH R U MY F UC K I N W IN DO W
Things: oops
Things: my hand slipped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RicegumJr has changed their name to Traumatized
Exposed: well how big was it
Traumatized: okay 1, that's what she said
Things: not to you
Exposed: lmaooooooooooooooooooo
AllTheRecipts: [thuglife.gif]
Traumatized: i honestly feel so attacted rn
Things: good
Traumatized has left the chat
BeetRed: omg i'm deaddddddddd
Things: only on the inside
BeetRed: can we go O N E D A Y without roasting me?????
Exposed: but y tho
Things: reblogged ^^^^^
AllTheReceipts has added Traumatized, Zordon, and Apha5 the chat
Zordon: Good evening Rangers.
Exposed: ewwwww green messages
Zordon: ????
BeetRed: nvm her
BeetRed: she's ignorant
Exposed: R U DE
Zordon: ...okay?
Zordon: Anyway, remember Rangers, you have training tomorrow at 1600 hours.
Alpha5: Also known as 4 o'clock *thumbs up emoji*
Traumatized: so alpha,,,,,
Alpha5: Yes Master...
Alpha5: Wait, which Ranger are you?
Traumatized: that's not important
Traumatized: what's important is your relationship w Siri ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Alpha5: ...
Alpha5: I left my...
Alpha5: self running...I have to go. Bye Rangers, and Master Zordon!
Alpha5 has left the chat
Zordon: That was....
Zordon: Interesting...
Zordon: So, why do you all have these strange nicknames?
Traumatized has removed AllTheReceipts from the chat
Traumatized: no reason :)))
Zordon: Who was "AllTheReceipts"???
BeetRed: there's no need to worry Zordon, i have this ALL under control
Zordon: Okay. So you're Jason. And "Exposed" is one of the girls.
Zordon: I'm assuming "Traumatized" is Trini? She always seems that way in the ship.
Things: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Things has left the chat
Zordon: Or maybe that was Trini...but why did she leave? Was it something I said?
Exposed: too bad billy's not here he would have had the PERFECT screenshot
Zordon: Was "AllTheReceipts" Billy???
Exposed: sHIT
Traumatized: your name is "exposed" for a reason lmao
Exposed: yeah and your name is "traumatized" for a reason
Exposed: dONT MAKE IT X2
Traumatized: d a m n girl tf did i ever do to u
Exposed: u lived
Exposed has left the chat
Traumatized: wHAT KIND OF RUDENESS
Traumatized: Y RU ALL P ER S O NA L L Y A T AC K I NG M E
Zordon: Why does everyone keep leaving????
Zordon: What am I doing wrong???
BeetRed: maybe it's your overly proper grammar and punctuation
Zordon: Hmm.
Zordon: Good thinking Jason.
BeetRed: :)))))))
Traumatized: maybe you should change your name too
Traumatized: to something homey
BeetRed: hoe, don't do it
Traumatized: like dad
BeetRed: o h mYG O D
Traumatized: bc you're the dad of the group :))))))
BeetRed: DUDE
Traumatized: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Zordon: I'm going to assume you're Zack.
Zordon: But you know what? That's a really good idea. Maybe the other Rangers won't be so turned off by having me in the chat. :)
Zordon has changed their name to Dad
Dad: what do you think
Dad: homeboys :)
Traumatized: omg
Grease Lightning | Traumatized | BeetRed |
BeetRed: Z A C K
BeetRed: WH A T
BeetRed: HA VE
BeetRed: YO U
BeetRed: D ON E
Traumatized: taken screenshots :))))))
Rangers Minus Bossman | Traumatized | Things | Exposed | AllTheReceipts |
Traumatized: GUYS
Traumatized: I DID IT
AllTheReceipts: did what? Remove me from the group chat ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Exposed: the sass lol
Traumatized: NO
Traumatized: well
Traumatized: yes
Traumatized: BUT AFTER THAT
Things: what zack, we ALL left ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Traumatized: [jasonbeingakissass.jpg]
Traumatized: [daddyzordoniscannonnow.jpg]
Exposed: OHMYGOD
Things: this is gOLD
Things: RITA WOULD BE PROUD
Things: ,,,,,i just lowkey triggered myself :(((
Exposed: aw bby :(
AllTheReceipts: [sendingvirtualhug.gif]
Things: thx billy
AllTheReceipts: :))))))
Things: add us back to the chat
Things: i HAVE to see this unfold for myself
Exposed: reblogged
AllTheReceipts: reblogedx2
Traumatized: so are we gonna act like kim didn't just call trini baby???
Exposed: yes ;))))))
Super Herhoes | BeetRed | Traumatized | Dad |
Traumatized has added AllTheReceipts, Exposed, and Things to the chat
Dad: what's up fam
Dad: s
Dad: fams
Dad: ...Jason, do you add an s to fam?
BeetRed: *sweats* no...
Things: this is just as great as i thought it would be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Dad: Trini, why is your name things???
Things: billy can u not pls
Things: thx
Dad: Um...I'm not Billy.
Things: i know
Things: i was saying that in advance
AllTheReceipts: i was looking too :/
Things: next time :)
AllTheReceipts: okay :D
Traumatized: zordon i have something important to tell you
Dad: whaddup homeslice??? :)
Traumatized: okay fiRST OF ALL
Traumatized: sTOP [itstimetostop.gif]
BeetRed: yeah you're right
BeetRed: it is tiME
BeetRed: FOR C ERT A I N PEOPLE TO ST O P C E RT A IN TH I N G S :))))
AllTheReceipts: things? what is it time to stop?
Things: zordon from trying to "relate to us as teens"
Exposed: ya its really sad
Exposed: and uncomfortable
Exposed: like jason and how he's trying not to bust a nut rn
Dad: Jason, why are you trying to bust nuts???
Things: lmao i lied this is even better than i though it would be :)))))
Traumatized: because he's been a bad boy and its his coping mechanism
Dad: What do you mean?
Traumatized: aNYWAYS back to what i was saying before i was RU D ELY IN T E R R UP T ED >:(((
Traumatized: jason hasn't been acting right
BeetRed: cAN U A C TU A L LY N AH T
Dad: Jason, if you've been bad you shouldn't try to hide it.
Dad: I need to know about things like that so if necessary you can be punished accordingly.
Traumatized: i think he needs a spanking ddy zordon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Things: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Exposed: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Traumatized: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
BeetRed: Y R U LIEK DIS
Dad: What is that face??
Things: shame face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Dad: Oh.
Dad: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
BeetRed: nope
BeetRed: we're nA H T DOING TH IS RN
BeetRed has left the chat
Exposed: so,,,,Zordon
Dad: Kimberly, you DO know those are commas right???
Dad: Jason said only ignorant people type like that.
Dad: He said the person is especially ignorant when they think exposing people is funny.
Dad: And "exposed" is your nickname...you're not ignorant right Kimberly?
Exposed: i'm tired of you and your green messages ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Exposed has removed Dad from the chat
AllTheReceipts has added BeetRed to the chat
Traumatized: your daddy's gone lmao
BeetRed: first of all
BeetRed: fuck you zack
Traumatized: nope. still no daddy kink :)))))))
BeetRed: second of all
BeetRed: thANK G O D
BeetRed: i can finally B R E A T H E
Exposed: yeah i bet you can now that your nose isn't shoved up zordon's ass anymore ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
BeetRed: tf is her problem?
Things: you just don't learn do you
AllTheReceipts: apparently not
Traumatized: he was probably over there like "cHOKE ME DADDY ZORDON"
Exposed: nah
Exposed: he was more like "nO DADDY ZORDON! I W AS N T BAD! BUT U CAN STILL SP A N K ME A N Y WA Y ;)"
Things: lmfaooooooooo that was even better than what zack said
BeetRed: Y WOULD U SAY TH AT LIKE U PUT ME IN SU C H AN UN C O MF OR T A BL E SI TU A TIO N LIKE U K NO W IM N O T HAPPY [kimkcrying.jpg]
Traumatized: why have none of us called kim kim kardashian
Exposed: YOU BETTER FUVKING NOT
BeetRed: yeah she might nuke us [kimjongun.jpg]
Traumatized: dude chill that might actually happen
AllTheReceipts: [kimpossiblethemesong.mp4]
Things: guys
Things: lay off kim
Exposed: thx bby <3
Things she's got enough going on at home
Things: especially bc this [queenofhearts.jpg] is her mom
Exposed: this is biphobic
BeetRed: RITE
BeetRed: i fell for that too
Exposed: i mean fuck u
Exposed: but us bi folks have to stay together
BeetRed: ye
Exposed: youre still a brown nosing bottom tho *middle finger emojis*
BeetRed: i'm a verseeeeeeee (ಥ_ಥ)
Exposed has changed their name to The#1Bicon
BeetRed: ru d e
BeetRed: nOW WOT AM I SUPPOSED TO USE
Things: NoW wOt Am I sUpPoSeD tO uSe
AllTheReceipts: [spongebobmeme.jpg]
BeetRed: STAHP IM THINKING
BeetRed: NVM I GOT IT
BeetRed has changed their name to GoodBi
GoodBi: :)))
The#1Bicon: see? You're creative :)
GoodBi: O.O
GoodBi: a COMPLIMENT?
GoodBi: in THIS group chat?
GoodBi: directed towards ME?
Things: THIS is why we don't compliment you ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Traumatized: ya your annoying
The#1Bicon: and a snake :P
GoodBi: well that didn't last long :(((
AllTheReceipts: i don't think you're annoying jason :)
GoodBi: :D
Things: how to get a hot girl to date you
Things: fuCK
Things: I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOGLE
Traumatized: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Things: *sweats* ,,,,,,
The#1Bicon: :)))))
Things: (ಥ_ಥ)
Things has changed their name to FML(ಥ_ಥ)
FML(ಥ_ಥ) has left the chat
Traumatized: lmaooooooooooooo
Traumatized has added FML(ಥ_ಥ) to the chat
Traumatized: we all already know you think kim is hot
GoodBi: ^^^
AllTheReceipts: [thatshomophobic.jpg]
Traumatized: but it's cool bc kim is hot
Traumatized: like really hot
GoodBi: ^^^^^^rebloggedx10000000000
AllTheReceipts: kim is indeed very attractive
The#1Bicon: ^_^
FML(ಥ_ಥ): ghsjslslajsk
FML(ಥ_ಥ): i was right this IS homophobic
FML(ಥ_ಥ) has left the chat
The#1Bicon: nuuuuu bby come back :(((((
Traumatized But Functional | FML(ಥ_ಥ) | AllTheReceipts
AllTheReceipts: how are you holding up???
FML(ಥ_ಥ): well...
FML(ಥ_ಥ): i honestly feel SO attacted rn :(((((
AllTheReceipts: well look on the bright side
FML(ಥ_ಥ): ?????
AllTheReceipts: [bbycomeback.jpg]
FML(ಥ_ಥ): i honestly love that you're the receipt holder of the group sometimes
AllTheReceipts: :D
FML(ಥ_ಥ): NOW ADD ME BAVK
Super Herhoes | Traumatized | AllTheReceipts | The#1Bicon | GoodBi |
AllTheReceipts has added FML(ಥ_ಥ) to the chat
FML(ಥ_ಥ): so,,,,kim
The#1Bicon: yes???? :))))
FML(ಥ_ಥ): nope
FML(ಥ_ಥ) has left the chat
The#1Bicon: :((((((
The#1Bicon: love meeeeeee
Traumatized: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
The#1Bicon: ew not you
The#1Bicon: nEVER YOU
Sun & Moon | Traumatized | FML(ಥ_ಥ)
Traumatized: dUDE [kimwantslove.jpg]
Traumatized: MAN TF UP AND
Traumatized: JUST
Traumatized: FUVKIN
Traumatized: ASK
Traumatized: HER
Traumatized: OUTTTTT
FML(ಥ_ಥ): umm????
FML(ಥ_ಥ): i'm a pussy????
Traumatized: don't like pussy so much you become one
FML(ಥ_ಥ): ,,,,,,
FML(ಥ_ಥ): that was actually lowkey wise????
Traumatized: ;)))))
Traumitized: the #1 thing on your gay agenda: asking out kimberly ann hart
FML(ಥ_ಥ) has changed their name to FUVK
FUVK: *thumbs up emoji*
Super Herhoes | Traumatized | AllTheReceipts | The#1Bicon | GoodBi |
Traumatized has added FUVK to the chat
GoodBi: did anyone else notice trini has the shortest name in the chat?
GoodBi: short name for a short person lmao
FUVK: you know jason that name is really fitting for you
GoodBi: ????
FUVK: bc bYE
FUVK has removed GoodBi from the chat
Traumatized: lmaooooooooooo
The#1Bicon: hella yOU CANT SIT W US lmfao
AllTheReceipts: haha yeah that was a good one trini
The#1Bicon: we should start doing that
The#1Bicon: anytime he says something dumb just go "u can't sit w us" or "bi"
The#1Bicon: he'd be soooo confused
Traumatized: that sounds ACTUALLY amazing
AllTheReceipts: jason's kinda cute when he's confused.....
The#1Bicon: awwweeee billyyyyy
AllTheReceipts: (*≧∀≦*)
Traumatized: but trini has something to say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
FUVK: ,,,,,,,,
Traumatized has changed their name to DontBOne
FUVK: right.
FUVK: kimwillugooutwmesometime
DontBOne: ......
AllTheReceipts: ......
FUVK: cAN U AC TU A L L Y N OT
AllTheReceipts: sorry trini └(*~*)┘
DontBOne: lmao ya sorry dude
The#1Bicon has changed their name to BisexualMess™
BisexualMess™: of fuvfjking course
BisexualMess™: i've called you bby like 15 times
BisexualMess™: you're acting like I would have said no <3
FUVK: brb i have to die real quick
DontBOne has changed their name to TrimberlyIsMyAesthetic
TrimberlyIsMyAesthetic has added GoodBi to the chat
TrimberlyIsMyAesthetic: welcome back jayjay
GoodBi: ew
GoodBi: don't call me that
GoodBi: also trimberly???
GoodBi: is your aesthetic???
GoodBi: ?????
AllTheReceipts: [trimberly.jpg]
GoodBi: ohhhh congrats :|||
TrimberlyIsMyAesthetic: hey jason?
GoodBi: ya
TrimberlyIsMyAesthetic has changed their name to JayJay
JayJay: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
GoodBi: fuCK
Notes:
Tag yourself I'm Kim when she said "I'm tired of you and your green messages" then kicked him out of the chat lmao
Chapter 3: Charlie's Gayngels
Summary:
Annnnnnnnnd I'm back with the group chat AU seven people asked for
Enjoy! :)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Super Herhoes | JayJay | AllTheReceipts | Bisexualmess™ | Fuvk | GoodBi
Bisexualmess™ has changed the name of the chat to Charlie's Gayngels (minus billy and zack)
AllTheReceipts: um....kim?
JayJay: wait,,,,
Bisexualmess™: yeah?
AllTheReceipts: you know i'm pan right?
Bisexualmess™: ,,,,oh
Bisexualmess™ has changed the name of the chat to Charlie's Gayngels (minus zack)
JayJay: UM
JayJay: can we ACcEss THIS NAME FOR A SEC
Fuvk: since when are u ace????
Fuvk: u literally eye fuck every hot girl/and or guy u see????
Fuvk: u make NO sense????
GoodBi: ^^^^^
Bisexualmess™: reblogged
AllTheReceipts: rebloggedx2
JayJay: um,,,,,
JayJay: undressing and eye fucking are different???
Bisexualmess™ has changed the name of the chat to Charlie's Gayngels
JayJay: ALSO
JayJay: I MET SOMEONE
JayJay: :))))))
Fuvk: aw zack learned how to socialize
Bisexualmess™: aw cute good for you hon
AllTheReceipts: [youredoingamazingsweetie.gif]
JayJay: do nO T PATRONIZE ME
GoodBi: now you know how I feel
GoodBi: aLL THE T I M E
JayJay: shut up jayjay
GoodBi: FITE ME (งಥ_ಥ)ง
JayJay: i did
JayJay: and i kicked your ass
GoodBi has left the chat
JayJay has added GoodBi to the chat
JayJay: aNYWAYS
JayJay: like i said
JayJay: b4 i was R UD E L Y I N TE R R UP T E D
Fuvk: um,,,,so what's new?
JayJay: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
JayJay: i met someone
JayJay: and i got their number
JayJay has added TomTom to the chat
JayJay: guys meet Tommy Oliver
TomTom: ...hi
Bisexualmess™: tomtom?
Bisexualmess™: cute name
TomTom: thanks
TomTom: uh zack?
TomTom: who's in this???
JayJay: me, billy cranston, kimberly hart, jason scott, and the mononymous trini
AllTheReceipts: ooh good word *thumbs up emoji*
Fuvk: good looks zack *thumbs up emoji*
JayJay: i got u bruh *rock on emoji*
TomTom: so....fuvk is trini???? And why is your name jayjay????
GoodBi: yeah
GoodBi: why IS your name jayjay
GoodBi: >:((((((
JayJay: reasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
TomTom: also, like super hot, recently fell from grace kimberly hart?
Fuvk: watch it oliver
TomTom: what????? i just wanna know!
TomTom: you HAVE to admit she IS hot
Bisexualmess™: *sweats* ,,,,,
TomTom: shit
TomTom: i JUST realized she's IN the chat....
TomTom: so imma just [fadingpeacesign.gif]
TomTom has left the chat
Fuvk: well SHES lovely ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
JayJay: they****
AllTheReceipts: ????
AllTheReceipts: they use they/them pronouns????
JayJay: ya
JayJay: they're nonbinary
Bisexualmess™: [themoreyouknow.gif]
Fuvk: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Bisexualmess™: awe bby <3
Fuvk: <3
JayJay: HA
JayJay: GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [hagay.gif]
Bisexualmess™: what kind of bi erasure
GoodBi: reblogged
AllTheReceipts: jason i'm on your blog rn
AllTheReceipts: it's just a bunch of pictures of this actress that looks JUST like kim
AllTheReceipts: [naomiscott.jpg]
Fuvk: naomi scott??? more like naomi's hott *heart eye emojis*
GoodBi: rebloged (literally. it was on my blog lmao)
JayJay: DAUYMMMMNNN MA
JayJay: can i like
JayJay: ma r r y her????
GoodBi: no
GoodBi: she's already married :(((((
JayJay: [ujusthavetolieandsaythaturfine.jpg]
Bisexualmess™: what?
Bisexualmess™: that literally looks nOTHING like me
Bisexualmess™: that's so racist
Bisexualmess™: r u trying to say all indians look alike?????
Bisexualmess™: bc fiTE M E (งT∩T)ง
Fuvk: nah babe you guys TOTALLY look alike
AllTheReceipts: ^^^^^
JayJay: idk....i kind of agree w kim
JayJay: hold up lets get an outside opinion
JayJay has added TomTom to the chat
JayJay: tommy
TomTom: ya
JayJay: please tell trini and jason they're on crack for thinking kim looks like naomi scott
AllTheReceipts: what about me?????
JayJay: and tell billy this is the first time he's not right
TomTom: who now?????
Bisexualmess™: mo from lemonade mouth
Bixsexualmess™: who they're trying to say i look like
Bisexualmess™: bc they're RACIST ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
AllTheReceipts: [naomiscott.jpg]
TomTom: now SHE was hot
TomTom: but uh yeah
TomTom: y'all look alike
JayJay: um,,,,,
JayJay: WHERE
Bisexualmess™: reblogged
GoodBi: umm,,,,
GoodBi: ,,,,,ur blog is just a bunch of off guards of trini????
Bisexualmess™: shhhhhhhhh
Fuvk: ???????
Bisexualmess™: bi bi bi
Bisexualmess™ has left the chat
Fuvk: i'm scared????
AllTheReceipts has added Bisexualmess™ to the chat
Bisexualmess™: but can we go back to the original conversation???
Bisexualmess™: abt how zack is a wannabe fuckboy???
JayJay: um,,,,
JayJay: i'm a 17 yo virgin??????
TomTom: lmao u rang?????
JayJay: AND an asexual?????
TomTom: oh guess the call wasn't for me
AllTheReceipts: sorry tommy
TomTom: forrr????
AllTheReceipts has removed TomTom from the chat
AllTheReceipts has added Dad and Alpha5 to the chat
Bisexualmess™: ew green messages ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
GoodBi: *sweats* ,,,,,,,
Fuvk: !1!!!11!1
Fuvk: my favorite show is back :)))))
JayJay: mood^^^^
GoodBi has changed their name to NahtDoingThisRN
Dad: Good afternoon Rangers. I would like to inform you that we will be adding a new ranger to the team soon. The Green Ranger.
Bisexualmess™: green? Like your nasty messages??? ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Dad: Nice to see you too Kimberly.
NahtDoingThisRN: ignore her
NahtDoingThisRN: clearly she's STILL ignorant
Bisexualmess™: jason if you call me ignorant oNE M OR E TI M E ddy zdn isn't gonna be the O N LY reason you can't walk straight
JayJay: OOOOOOHH BURRRRNNNNN
Fuvk: lmaooooooooooooooo
AllTheReceipts: [surprisedpatrick.jpg]
Dad: Jason? Are you not walking straight? Why didn't you tell me? Come see me after training one day and we can have a private talk about it.
JayJay: for some reason I feel like jason won't be doing much tALKING
JayJay: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Bisexualmess™: yeah his mouth will be too full ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Fuvk: lmao it wouldn't be the FIRST time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
AllTheReceipts: full of????
Fuvk: richard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Bisexualmess™: [micdrop.gif]
JayJay: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NahtDoingThisRN has left the chat
AllTheReceipts has added NahtDoingThisRN to the chat
Alpha5: I have a reading that the next ranger is located in Angel Grove too!
Alpha5: Now, it's just a matter of finding him or her!
Alpha5: The fun part!
JayJay: funner than what you and siri did last night???? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Alpha5: Gotta go! Bye Rangers and Master Zordon!
Alpha5 has left the chat
Dad: Zachary, why must you do that?
Dad: Alpha 5 has no such relations with this so called "Siri" so you can stop making accusational statements about it.
JayJay: y bc that's ur girl?
Dad has left the chat
Bisexualmess™: OOOOOOOHHHHHH JASONS BEEN REPLACED
Bisexualmess™: HOWS IT FEEL BITCH
JayJay: it wouldn't be the fiRST T I ME LMAO
NahtDoingThisRN has left the chat
Fuvk: lmao when daddy denies you and you're depressed
JayJay: lmfaooooooooo
AllTheReceipts: GUYS! Why do you ALWAYS have to be so mean to Jason?! He's TRYING!
JayJay: we're sorry billy
JayJay: add him back so we can apologize ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
AllTheReceipts: zack you didn't really even apologize last time i did that
Bisexualmess™: i thought it was a pretty good apology
Fuvk: same
Fuvk: that shit was hI L A R IOU S
AllTheReceipts: ugh
The Trio | AllTheReceipts | NahtDoingThisRN | Bisexualmess™ |
AllTheReceipts: jason
AllTheReceipts: kim
AllTheReceipts: i'm here to lay some knowledge on you
NahtDoingThisRN: lay it on me billy :)))
Bisexualmess™: put it in***
NahtDoingThisRN: BRUH
NahtDoingThisRN: i'm a VERSE
Bisexualmess™: brown nosing bottom***
NahtDoingThisRN: cAN U ST O P
Bisexualmess™: i would if i could but i can't so i won't :))))
AllTheReceipts: KIM
AllTheReceipts: STOP
Bisexualmess™: [shookt.jpg]
Bisexualmess™: okay,,,,,
AllTheReceipts: okay.
AllTheReceipts: do you guys know why zack and trini keep roasting you?
Bisexualmess™: trini doesn't roast me :)))))
NahtDoingThisRN: bc she's basically your gf :(((((
Bisexualmess™: ya *heart eye emoji*
Bisexualmess™: lmao why the sad face? what are you jealous or something???
NahtDoingThisRN: *sweats* lmao noooooo
AllTheReceipts: you know what?
AllTheReceipts: nvm
AllTheReceipts: suffer
AllTheReceipts: see if i care >:((( [youcanchoke.gif]
Tomack | JayJay | TomTom |
JayJay: so tommy
TomTom: um...wth is "tomack"?????
JayJay: our ship name bby<33333
TomTom: .....
JayJay: r u free tom???
TomTom: ya
TomTom: everyday
TomTom: i live in america zack
TomTom: everybody's "free"
TomTom: why would i be an exception
JayJay: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
JayJay: i meant tomorrow
TomTom: oh lmao
TomTom: ya why
JayJay: since we have matching names we should go on a date
JayJay: find out what else we have in common ;)))))
TomTom: ....okay....
TomTom: but if you make it weird i'm blocking you
JayJay: that's fair
Sun & Moon | JayJay | Fuvk |
JayJay: WHO HAS THE JUICE
Fuvk: shop rite????
JayJay: no
JayJay: me dumbass
JayJay: i have a date w tommy tomorrow
Fuvk: frfr???
JayJay: [zackaskstommyout.jpg]
Fuvk: congratulations
Fuvk: also
Fuvk: DO NOT call me a dumbass dumbass
JayJay has changed their name to ShopRite
Fuvk: lmao whaaaaaat
ShopRite: bc i have the juice
Fuvk: [slowclap.gif]
Charlie's Gayngels | ShopRite | AllTheReceipts | Bisexualmess™ | Fuvk
ShopRite has added NahtDoingThisRN to the chat
Bisexualmess™: shop rite????
Fuvk: [zackhasthejuice.jpg]
NahtDoingThisRN: lame
Bisexualmess™: ^^^^^ lmao
ShopRite: kim if u don't shut ur bubblegum dumdum looking ass the fuck up
NahtDoingThisRN: lmao i love that vine
ShopRite: u thought that was funny?
NahtDoingThisRN: ,,,,,yes???
ShopRite: u think ur off the hook?
NahtDoingThisRN: *sweats* ,,,,,
ShopRite: i think the fuck not u trick ass bitch
ShopRite: both of y'all bring them asses HERE boi
ShopRite: J AS O N
ShopRite: KIM LEFT U HANGING 4 A GIRL
ShopRite: BC SHE RIPPED OFF HER LOCKER DOOR
ShopRite: SO STFU
ShopRite: K I M BE R L Y
ShopRite: YOU KISSED JASON
Bisexualmess™: lmao whaaaaaaattt
Bisexualmess™: pshhhhh
Bisexualmess™: noooooooo
ShopRite: [kimandjasonkiss.mp4]
ShopRite: SHUT UR OL "I RLLY WANNA B THE GIRL WHO KISSES U RN" HEADASS UP
ShopRite: UR N O T SLICK
Bisexualmess™ has left the chat
NahtDoingThisRN has left the chat
Fuvk: ,,,,,brb i gotta go kick some ass
AllTheReceipts: i tried to tell them smdh
Every Van Is That Kind Of Van | Bisexualmess™ | NahtDoingThisRN |
Bisexualmess™: FUCK
NahtDoingThisRN: FUCK
Bisexualmess™: FUCK
NahtDoingThisRN: FUCK
Bisexualmess™: FUCK
NahbtDoingThisRN: FUVK
Bisexualmess™: FUCK TRINI
NahtDoingThisRN: no
NahtDoingThisRN: she's gay
NahtDoingThisRN: i mean i would bc she's cute and everything
NahtDoingThisRN: but she's gay
Bisexualmess™: gee thanks for letting me know you'd fuck my gf ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Bisexualmess™: bUT THATS N O T WHAT I MEANT DUMBASS
Bisexualmess™: I MEANT FUCK SHES PROBABLY UPSET
NahtDoingThisRN: WHAGHDNFYDHE
Bisexualmess™: jase?
NahtDoingThisRN: eyeik%{*~!j>|!•
Bisexualmess™: jason?
NahtDoingThisRN: 363)3$:@(Gekshy>€|£%he
Bisexualmess™: jason what's going on
NahtDoingThisRN: ]#]€.>?$$3646&heus636:)hdjdb
Bisexualmess™: jason are you okay???
NahtDoingThisRN: ow.... (ಥ_ಥ)
Charlie's Gayngels | ShopRite | AllTheReceipts | Fuvk |
ShopRite has added Bisexualmess™ to the chat
ShopRite has added NahtDoingThisRN to the chat
ShopRite: i have an eerie feeling like i murdered jason lmao
AllTheReceipts: bc you probably DID ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
ShopRite: lmao oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AllTheReceipts: welp i guess we need a new shiro bc jason's dead
ShopRite: pssssssssshhh
ShopRite: jason was nOT shiro
ShopRite: if anything he was coran
NahtDoingThisRN: R U DE
NahtDoingThisRN: i TOTALLY A M SHIRO
ShopRite: nah
NahtDoingThisRN: YA
ShopRite: just bc shiro is the leader and ur the "leader" doesn't mean ur automatically shiro
NahtDoingThisRN: YES IT DOES
NahtDoingThisRN: IM SHIRO UR LANCE, BILLY IS PIDGE, TRINI IS KEITH, AND KIM IS HUNK BY DEFAULT
ShopRite: i am nO T LANCE
ShopRite: U CAN DROP THT SHIT RN
ShopRite: LANCE IS W KEITH
ShopRite: NO OFFENCE TRINI
ShopRite: BUT NO
ShopRite: JUST N O
Fuvk: ^^^^^^
AllTheReceipts: jason IS shiro tho
AllTheReceipts: they're both broken...
AllTheReceipts: well acTUALLY....
AllTheReceipts: shiro makes GOOD decisions for his team....
NahtDoingThisRN: H E Y
ShopRite: lmao truuuuuuu
NahtDoingThisRN: i make good decisions!!!
ShopRite: you do???
NahtDoingThisRn: yes!!!
ShopRite: lmao remember that time when u LI T E R AL L Y L E D US TO D EA T H????
ShopRite: billy?
AllTheReceipts: MY death to be exact
AllTheReceipts: [billydies:(.mp4]
NahtDoingThisRN: ,,,,,,,
NahtDoingThisRN: ,,,,where's kim????
ShopRite: EXACTLY
NahtDoingThisRN: i'll ft her
ShopRite: thts why ur nOT shiro
ShopRite: not to mention
ShopRite; shiro's hot
AllTheReceipts: that's nOT why he's not shiro
AllTheReceipts: trust me
NahtDoingThisRN: DO N O T CALL KIM
ShopRite: lmao what happened
AllTheReceipts: ^^^^
NahtDoingThisRN: TRINI ANSWERED AND SAID KIM WAS "B US Y"
NahtDoingThisRN: BUT SHE HAD THIS WET STUFF ON HER FACE AND LEGS OVER HER SHOULDERS
NahtDoingThisRN: AND I S2G I HEARD SOME SEXUAL NOISES COMING FROM KIM
ShopRite: omg u called them in the middle of the nasty?????
ShopRite: lmfaoooooooooooooooo
NahtDoingThisRN: I FEEL PE R SO N A LL Y A T T AC K E D
ShopRite: this is the best thing since zordon said u needed 2 b "punished" lmao
NahtDoingThisRN has changed their name to Scarred4Lyfe
Scarred4Lyfe: T HAT WASNT FUNNY ZACK
Scarred4Lyfe: I A CT U A L L Y GOT IN TROUBLE >:(((((
ShopRite: lmao "oops" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AllTheReceipts: that's IT
AllTheReceipts: i'm TIRED of you guys always attacking jason
Scarred4Lyfe: me too
AllTheReceipts: he's trying his best and you guys always make fun of him for no reason
Scarred4Lyfe: ^^^^^^
Scarred4Lyfe: SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PPL IN THE BACK
Bisexualmess™: lmao i'm back guys
Bisexualmess™: what'd i miss?
AllTheReceipts: nvm then ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Scarred4Lyfe: nuuuuuu u were doing so welllll
ShopRite: GUYS
ShopRite: can we talk abt something serious???
Scarred4Lyfe: i guess
Bisexualmess™: ok
AllTheReceipts: nothing you say is serious ( ͡°_ʖ ͡° )
Fuvk: lmaooooo ^^^^
Bisexualmess™: reblogged
Scarred4Lyfe: rebloggedx100000000
ShopRite: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
ShopRite: guys
ShopRite: this is one of those few times i wanna be serious hear me out
ShopRite: you remember what zordon said abt the green ranger earlier?
AllTheReceipts: [greenrangerisnear.jpg]
ShopRite: i think it might be tommy
Fuvk: ur boo thang?????
Bisexualmess™: "boo thang"??? ur so cute lol <3
Fuvk: staph (*≧∀≦*)
ShopRite: GUYS
ShopRite: WE GET IT
ShopRite: U FUCKED
Fuvk: damn right
Bisexualmess™: problem?
ShopRite: [SHOOKT.jpg]
ShopRite: h O L Y FUKIN SHII T I DIDNT EX P E CT U 2 REA C T LEIK THT
Scarred4Lyfe: fuCK
Scarred4Lyfe: i S A W it #iseeiteverytimeiclosemyeyes
Scarred4Lyfe: not even *I* expected T HA T
AllTheReceipts: wow
AllTheReceipts: um...congrats guys??
Bisexualmess™: thx billy it was great *thumbs up emoji*
ShopRite: ohm YG O D
ShopRite: NO P E
ShopRite has removed Bisexualmess™ from the chat
Scarred4Lyfe: BRUH
Fuvk has added Bisexualmess™ to the chat
Fuvk: after ALL that shit you kept talking
Fuvk: you can't even take the fact that we A C TU A L L Y fucked????
Scarred4Lyfe: reblogged ^^^
AllTheReceipts: rebloggedx2
Bisexualmess™: rebloggedx100000000000
ShopRite: no
ShopRite: now stop it b4 i remove u 2
ShopRite: but frfr tho
ShopRite: tommy might be the green ranger
ShopRite: i'm gonna add them back
ShopRite: and we'll go from there
ShopRite has added TomTom to the chat
Scarred4Lyfe: so what's up tommy
TomTom: ....scarred4lyfe????
TomTom: what happened while i was gone????
ShopRite: crazy shit man
ShopRite: CRA Z Y SH I T
AllTheReceipts: [kimandtrinifucked.jpg]
Bisexualmess™: fuCK
Notes:
personally, i didn't think this chapter was all that great ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so you gotta tell me how you liked it in the comments (please)
Chapter 4: Wait, Watch Her
Summary:
Okay so I'm back with the group chat AU seven people asked for
I know I was an uploading beast over the summer posting like 2 chapters for my different stories a day sometimes and at least one story a week for like 3 or 4 straight weeks. But bc school started my updates are going to be slower and less consistent. But don't worry! I'm still writing stories! It just takes me longer to finish now.
So please enjoy the fourth instalment of Power Hoes :)))
Notes:
Fun drinking game (use water, underage drinking is bad kids): take a sip everytime zack is a crusty hoe or trini assaults someone
Chapter Text
Charlie's Gayngels | ShopRite | AllTheReceipts | Fuvk | Scarred4Lyfe | Bisexualmess™ | TomTom
Fuvk has changed the name of the chat to Wait, Watch Her
Fuvk: GUYS
Fuvk: i just met kim's mom
Fuvk: (who's super nice btw)
Fuvk: and guess what she showed me
Bisexualmess™: you better fucking not
ShopRite: ooh now i wanna know
Scarred4Lyfe: lmao me too
Fuvk: okay
Bisexualmess™: trini
Fuvk: here
Bisexualmess™: think abt this
Fuvk: we
Bisexualmess™: TRINI
Fuvk: gooooo [kiminballet.jpg]
ShopRite: IS TH AT OUR LITTLE KIMMY
Scarred4Lyfe: omg
Scarred4lyfe: the cuteness
Scarred4lyfe: im dying
AllTheReceipts: awww :)
Bisexualmess™: this is a homophobic
Bisexualmess: actually
Bisexualmess™ has changed their name to ThisIsBiphobic
Fuvk: baaaaabe
Fuvk: you were so cuteeeee
ShopRite: reblogged
AllTheReceipts: rebloggedx2
Scarred4lyfe: rebloggedx100000
TomTom: you were REALLY cute if it's any consolation :)
ThisIsBiphobic: <<<<- *peace sign emoji*
ThisIsBiphobic has left the chat
Fuvk: well i changed it to wait, watch her for a reason ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ShopRite: you have a video??? (°o°)
Fuvk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Scarred4lyfe: *gasps in american*
TomTom: lmao when you're white and don't want to offend anybody
ShopRite: lmaoooooo i'm deceased
ShopRite: somebody add kim back
AllTheReceipts has added ThisIsBiphobic to the chat
ShopRite: trini has something to show us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ThisIsBiphobic: ???
AllTheReceipts: [itscalledwaitwatchher.jpg]
ThisIsBiphobic: this is a h8 crime :(((
Fuvk: [partofkimsballetrecital.mp4]
Scarred4lyfe: beautiful *clapping emojis*
ShopRite: *wipes tear and claps* YES.
ShopRite: 10/10
ShopRite: WOULD RECOMMEND
AllTheReceipts: [urdoingamazingsweetie.gif]
TomTom: [ilovethissongmeme.jpg]
Fuvk: SEE
Fuvk: THEY LOVE YOU
ShopRite: but do YOU love her
ThisIsBiphobic: [blinkingmeme.gif]
Fuvk: ur rite this IS homophobic
Scarred4lyfe: u know what i love?
ThisIsBiphobic: barbecues
ShopRite: the 4th of July
Fuvk: khakis
ThisIsBiphobic: not seasoning your food
ShopRite: pumpkin spice lattes
Fuvk: zaaack
Fuvk: you took mine >:(((
ShopRite: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ThisIsBiphobic: saying "mercia"
ShopRite: polo shirts
Fuvk: bumper stickers
Scarred4lyfe: WOW
Scarred4lyfe: JUST PILE ON THE STEREOTYPES
Fuvk: well
Fuvk: you asked for it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ThisIsBiphobic: facebook
ShopRite: hipsters
Fuvk: being offended
ThisIsBiphobic: frisbee
Fuvk: ultimate frisbee
ShopRite: ultimate frisbee golf
Scarred4lyfe: wooooow
Scarred4lyfe: hilarious
Scarred4lyfe: anyone/thing else?
TomTom: *other stereotypical white people things*
Scarred4lyfe: wow tommy you just fit riGHT IN
TomTom: :)))))
Scarred4lyfe: anYWAYS
Scarred4lyfe: i love
ThisIsBiphobic: BILLY
Scarred4lyfe: fUCK
Scarred4lyfe: you know what?
Scarred4lyfe: i'm done
Scarred4lyfe: ,,,,,
Scarred4lyfe: but yes i love me some billy
AllTheReceipts: :))))
Rebels With Causes | ShopRite | Fuvk | ThisIsBiphobic
ShopRite: okay
ShopRite: so
ShopRite: cranscott
ShopRite: it needs to happen
ShopRite: like NOW
Fuvk: cranscott???
Fuvk: we're doing ship names now???
ThisIsBiphobic: wow lmao you ACTUALLY understood that????
Fuvk: yeah i speak zack
ShopRite: fuck you
ThisIsBiphobic: too l8 i already did ;)
ShopRite: BLOCKT
Sun & Moon | ShopRite | Fuvk
Fuvk: i have an idea
ShopRite: i'm listening
ShopRite: well
ShopRite reading
Fuvk: we should do a punctuating poem
Fuvk: yknow when like i say one line and you say the next one?
Fuvk: tommy'll love it
ShopRite: OMG I GOT IT
Fuvk: what's not to get????
Fuvk: i literally JUST explained it????
ShopRite: no not that
ShopRite: so you know how i'm shop rite
Fuvk: yeah and???
ShopRite: FOOD PUNS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fuvk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ShopRite: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fuvk: but the poem though
ShopRite: oh yeah definitely
Wait, Watch Her | ShopRite | AllTheReceipts | Fuvk | Scarred4Lyfe | TomTom | ThisIsBiphobic
ShopRite: tommy?
TomTom: yeah?
ShopRite: idk how our date is gonna go
ShopRite: but i hope we have a really good thyme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TomTom: oh my god.
Fuvk: well i know i won't go bacon your HART kim ;))))
ThisIsBiphobic: why are you like this
Fuvk: bc olive you <33333
ThisIsBiphobic: that was RLLY bad,,,
ThisIsBiphobic: but
ThisIsBiphobic: i luv u 2 bby <33333
AllTheReceipts: wow, you guys sure are one in a melon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ShopRite: but,,,,how
Fuvk: idk man idk
AllTheReceipts: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ShopRite: but they can't get married
TomTom: why not?
ThisIsBiphobic: yeah why not
ThisIsBiphobic: gay marriage is legal
Fuvk: well
Fuvk: let's just say
Fuvk: I CANTALOUPE
Scarred4Lyfe: [slowclap.gif]
TomTom: well it's legal but I doubt that's happening now lmao
ThisIsBiphobic: SOPT
ThisIsBiphobic: b4 I artiCHOKE ALL OF YOU (not u tho billy :)))) and tommy too)
AllTheReceipts: :)))
TomTom: thx kim *thumbs up emoji*
Fuvk: um,,,,thts domestic violence????
ShopRite: [iwasthreatenedmeme.jpg]
Scarred4lyfe: tf did i do????
ThisIsBiphobic: you lived
ShopRite: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scarred4lyfe: zack shut up that's why i heard you mutter that you eat ass in your sleep
ThisIsBiphobic has changed their name to OhShit
AllTheReceipts: [ohshitecho.mp3]
TomTom: ,,,,,,
ShopRite: um,,,,
ShopRite: that was a,,,,,
ShopRite: misunderstanding
AllTheReceipts: [mjeatingpopcorn.gif]
ShopRite: W O W BILLY THX 4 ALL THE FR E A KI N G S U P P O RT
AllTheReceipts: *thumbs up emoji*
ThisIsBiphobic: lmao wooooow
Scarred4lyfe: well????
ShopRite: i DO eat ass
ThisIsBiphobic: ew
TomTom: reblogged
AllTheReceipts: rebloggedx2
Scarred4lyfe: rebloggedx100000000
ShopRite: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
ShopRite: shut up and let me explain
ShopRite: trini would you care to assist me
Fuvk: no
ShopRite: bruh [whitemonkey.jpg]
Fuvk: lmao jk
ShopRite: I
ShopRite: E. A. T. A. S. S.
ShopRite: E - enjoy their jokes
Fuvk: A - assist her when she needs
ShopRite: T - treat them right
Fuvk: A - actually love her ;)))
ShopRite: S - support them
Fuvk: S - spend time with her
ShopRite: so yeah
ShopRite: i guess you could say i
ShopRite: "eat ass"
Scarred4lyfe: so wise...but uses it for everything but himself *facepalm emoji*
OhShit: damn,,,,
OhShit: i wasn't expecting that
TomTom: #SHOOKT
AllTheReceipts: [blinkingmeme.gif]
AllTheReceipts: what a turn of events
ShopRite: see tommy?
ShopRite: this is why we should go out
Fuvk: bc u may fall from the sky
ShopRite: u may fall from a tree
Fuvk: but the best way to fall
ShopRite: is in love w me <3
AllTheReceipts: [micdrop.gif]
OhShit has changed their name to WOWowowow
WOWowowow: i'm conflicted
WOWowowow: i feel super happy for tommy and everything
WOWowowow: but kind of insulted at the same time
AllTheReceipts: why
WOWowowow: bc where was all of this shit w meeee :((((
ShopRite: 1st of all
ShopRite: we're all like 95% sure u guys were fucking already
Scarred4lyfe: yeah
Scarred4lyfe: flirting isn't really necessary when ur already fucking lol
AllTheReceipts: tbh the only thing that changed about ur relationship was the title
ShopRite: exactly
ShopRite: they went from just friends to girlfriends in like 2 chapters
ShopRite: but the author does nothing about rising amount of sexual tension between billy and jason smdh
TomTom: that's a damn shame
ShopRite: ikr? Bumass
TomTom: #notmyauthor2017
ShopRite: rt
ShopRite: but anyway
ShopRite: 2nd of all
ShopRite: trini doesn't have game like i do soooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fuvk: screw you taylor *middle finger emoji*
ShopRite: i mean i AM shop rite
ShopRite: i have the juice AND the sauce
TomTom: ew
TomTom: ur crusty
TomTom: damn shame
TomTom: bc i was just starting to like you too
ShopRite: sike
ShopRite: I'm
ShopRite has changed their name to ZackTaylord
Fuvk: i wanna roast you
Fuvk: but that IS clever
AllTheReceipts: ^^^^^^
WOWowowow: just read my name
TomTom: lmao same kim
Scarred4lyfe: forever my mood w you guys
TomTom has changed their name to DamnShame
2013 Tumblr | ZackTaylord | WOWowowow |
WOWowowow: what did u do to trini
ZackTaylord: ???
WOWowowow: since when does she like puns
WOWowowow: what did you do to her
Zackaylord: idk what ur talking abt
WOWowowow: ZACK
WOWowowow: i'll fite u
ZackTaylord: okay????
ZackTaylord: we fight all the time in training????
WOWowowow: tap dancing
ZackTaylord: *sweats* lmao whaaaattt
WOWowowow: u read me
ZackTaylord: that has NO relevance to me,,,,
WOWowowow: oh yeah????
ZackTaylord: yeah
ZackTaylord: it's tap dancing
ZackTaylord: y would it
WOWowowow: [zackstapdancingrecital.mp4]
ZackTaylord: W T F
ZackTaylord: H O W DID U GET THT
ZackTaylord: WH E R E DID U GET THT
ZackTaylord: W H O DID U GET THT FR O M
ZackTaylord: CMON HART
ZackTaylord: I WANT ANSWERS
WOWowowow: all i have to say is
WOWowowow: don't make me expose u
WOWowowow: bc i will
ZackTaylord: aLRITE
ZackTaylord: calm down satan
ZackTaylord: but it honestly wasn't me
WOWowowow: but she's making puns w/ u
ZackTaylord: yea but i didn't do or say A N YT H IN G
ZackTaylord: honest
WOWowowow: [imwatchingu.gif]
Sun & Moon | ZackTaylord | Fuvk
ZackTaylord: ur gf is threatening me
Fuvk: what did u do to her
Fuvk: T H I S time
ZackTaylord: lmao surprisingly nothing
ZackTaylord: it's bc ur making puns
Fuvk: oh really now
ZackTaylord: [whatdidudo2trini.jpg]
Fuvk: this gives me an idea
Fuvk has changed their name to PunsNMemes
PunsNMemes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ZackTaylord: ur gonna get me killed
ZackTaylord: scratch that
ZackTaylord: ur TRYING to get me killed
PunsNMemes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait, Watch Her | ZackTaylord | AllTheReceipts | PunsNMemes | Scarred4lyfe | DamnShame | WOWowowow
AllTheReceipts: umm,,,
AllTheReceipts: jason?
Scarred4lyfe: yeah billy?
AllTheReceipts: do you want
Scarred4lyfe: yeah?
AllTheReceipts: me
Scarred4lyfe: hell yeah
AllTheReceipts: to pick up some bandaids when i go grocery shopping with my mom later?
Scarred4lyfe: oh
Scarred4lyfe: um
Scarred4lyfe: yeah
Scarred4lyfe: that would be great billy thx
DamnShame: lmaooooo the thirst
WOWowowow: to be fucking honest haha
Scarred4lyfe: of course YOU thought that was funny
WOWowowow: and what's T H A T supposed to mean
Scarred4lyfe: tht u don't have a personality
WOWowowow: UM
WOWowowow: F U CK U YE S I D O
Scarred4Lyfe: PU
Scarred4lyfe: LEEEEEASE
Scarred4lyfe: u J U S T got that shit like 2 chapters ago
WOWowowow: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
WOWowowow: u know wht
WOWowowow: triniiiiiii
WOWowowow: jason's bullying meeee
Scarred4lyfe: WHAT THR FUSFSJFK
Scarred4lyfe: ZACK HOW R U ALIVE
ZackTaylord: ????
Scarred4lyfe: A SMALL BOULDER JUST FUVKING FLEW THROUGH MY GODDAMN WINDOW
PunsNMemes: puh-lease you drama queen
PunsNMemes: that shit was a big rock at BEST
Scarred4lyfe: THAT SHIT
Scarred4lyfe: WAS A FUCKING BOULDER
Scarred4lyfe: AND U KNOW IT
PunsNMemes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DamnShame: omg you ACTUALLY threw it???
PunsNMemes: oops
PunsNMemes: my hand slipped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
WOWowowow: <333
Scarred4lyfe: ZACK
Scarred4lyfe: H O W
Scarred4lyfe: R
Scarred4lyfe: U
Scarred4lyfe: A L I V E
PunsNMemes: well obviously i never hit him idiot
ZackTaylord: ^^^^^
ZackTaylord: that shit just kind of flies in
ZackTaylord: then you throw it back out
ZackTaylord: simple
WOWowowow: well how big was it
ZackTaylord: that's still what she said lmao
PunsNMemes: but still not to you lmao
AllTheReceipts: bc everybody loves a callback lol
ZackTaylord: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
ZackTaylord: not when it's that one
PunsNMemes: guyssss
PunsNMemes: have you seen my grey beanie???
PunsNMemes: i can't find it :((((
WOWowowow has changed their name to BeaniePatrol
PunsNMemes: thx bby <3333
BeaniePatrol: <3333
Scarred4lyfe: lmao whipped
BeaniePatrol: but you can't talk
Scarred4lyfe: lmao wym
BeaniePatrol: [mybfsbackcranscott.mp4]
Scarred4lyfe has left the chat
AllTheReceipts has added Scarred4Lyfe to the chat
PunsNMemes: lmaooooo
AllTheReceipts: wait
AllTheReceipts: you said grey?
PunsNMemes: ye
AllTheReceipts: well
AllTheReceipts: i'm currently in the fine dining establishment known as krispy kreme rn
AllTheReceipts: and a certain zack taylor happens to have what looks like grey beanie on his head
AllTheReceipts: [zackwtrinisbeanie.jpg] is this the one ur looking for?
ZackTaylord: BILLY Y R U SNITCHING ON ME
AllTheReceipts: sorry zack
AllTheReceipts: but u DID steal it
AllTheReceipts: so i HAD to tell
Scarred4Lyfe: its okay billy u did the rite thing
BeaniePatrol: yeah we're proud of you *thumbs up emoji*
AllTheReceipts: :)))))
PunsNMemes: GIVE IT BACK TAYLOR
ZackTaylord: no
ZackTaylord: ur gonna have to come take it from me
DamnShame: like you (apparently) took kim's virginity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BeaniePatrol: omfsgsjfkfg
BeaniePatrol: FA K E
PunsNMemes: BET
PunsNMemes: b there in 5
ZackTaylord: don't bring a dildo
PunsNMemes: lmaoooo u think i NEED a dildo?
PunsNMemes: you underestimate me
PunsNMemes: i'll have you know
PunsNMemes: when i went to kim's house that one time
BeaniePatrol has removed PunsNMemes from the chat
BeaniePatrol: nope
BeaniePatrol: we're nO T doing that
BeaniePatrol: not today
BeaniePatrol: not in this courtroom
ZackTaylord has changed the name of the chat to Our Lord & Zavior
Scarred4lyfe: i'm gonna have to steal a page out of your book for this one zack
ZackTaylord: ???
Scarred4lyfe has changed their name to LmaoHeTriedIt
LmaoHeTriedIt: BOI IF U DONT
AllTheReceipts: [roasthand.gif]
ZackTaylord: i wanna roast u
ZackTaylord: but i ship it too hard <3
BeaniePatrol: current mood^^^^
DamnShame: awe
DamnShame: boyfriends<333
LmaoHeTriedIt has changed their name to GotOffScottFree
GotOffScottFree: phew
ZackTaylord: fgshsochns
BeaniePatrol: um,,,,
ZackTaylord: shshebd/(:$!:@
AllTheReceipts: uh, is zack okay???
DamnShame: well,,,,,
DamnShame: i think so,,,,,
ZackTaylord: ashh1528:@:!?-&)hskeo
DamnShame: well THAT was a turn of events
ZackTaylord: tommy
DamnShame: yeah?
ZackTaylord: i don't think this relationship is gonna work out
BeaniePatrol: aw no boo wha happa
ZackTaylord: ur gf just aSSA U L T E D me
ZackTaylord: & THIS ONE [tommy.jpg]
ZackTaylord: didn't do aN Y T H IN G 2 stop her (ಥ_ಥ)
DamnShame: she was like
DamnShame: S U P ER aggressive
DamnShame: and
DamnShame: UN FUCKING C H ARA C T E R IS T I C A LL Y strong!!
DamnShame: for such a small person she has A L O T of rage
GotOffScottFree: wait
GotOffScottFree: why is she not responding
BeaniePatrol: bc i removed her haha
GotOffScottFree: why
ZackTaylord: for talking abt their sex life
BeaniePatrol: ^^^
AllTheReceipts has added PunsNMemes to the chat
GotOffScottFree: well anyway
GotOffScottFree: i remember I called her small once
GotOffScottFree: she kicked me
PunsNMemes: i remember that :)))
GotOffScottFree: yeah
GotOffScottFree: my shin does too ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
ZackTaylord: guess u didn't get off scott free that time huh jase lol
GotOffScottFree: stfu *middle finger emojis*
PunsNMemes: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
BeaniePatrol: that's my little ball of rage for you <3333
PunsNMemes: <333
BeaniePatrol: but since when do you like puns???
BeaniePatrol: and memes???
PunsNMemes: ever since u reminded me of a ice cream :)
BeaniePatrol: ???
PunsNMemes: bc ur sweet and taste really good ;)))))
DamnShame: current mood
GotOffScottFree: OHMYGOD
AllTheReceipts: [slowclap.gif]
BeaniePatrol has changed their name to WOWowowow
WOWowowow: <<<-
ZackTaylord: [iamdisgusted.jpg]
ZackTaylord: (also w the amount of consideration there is for the ace community in this chat ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°))
ZackTaylord: but much like when i say i like big butts
ZackTaylord: i cannot lie
ZackTaylord: that was clever
AllTheReceipts: tommy i know I keep doing this and i'm really sorry
DamnShame: doing what
AllTheReceipts has removed DamnShame from the chat
AllTheReceipts has added Dad and Alpha5 to the chat
WOWowowow: gr88888888
Dad: Green messages.
Dad: We get it Kimberly. You don't like them.
WOWowowow: whatever ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
GotOffScottFree: so what's going on zordon
GotOffScottFree: and how can we help
ZackTaylord: do you guys hear that?
WOWowowow: you mean the sound of jason shoving his nose up an ass?
PunsNMemes: or the sound of him kissing it
ZackTaylord: that's why i love your girls <333
WOWowowow: <3
PunsNMemes: *thumbs up emoji*
Dad: Rangers.
Dad: Please.
PunsNMemes: sorry
ZackTaylord: ur sorry
WOWowowow: i'm not sorry
GotOffScottFree: KIM
WOWowowow: what bitch
GotOffScottFree: DON'T
GotOffScottFree: BE F UC K I N G
GotOffScottFree: RUDE
WOWowowow: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
GotOffScottFree: APOLOGIZE
WOWowowow: ugh fine
WOWowowow: my bad
PunsNMemes: W8 THTS SEXIST
GotOffScottFree: ???
PunsNMemes: ZACK DIDNT APLOLOGIZE
ZackTaylord: f u *middle finger emoji*
GotOffScottFree: ZA C K A R Y
ZackTaylord: fu2
GotOffScottFree: DONT
GotOffScottFree: B FUKIN
GotOffScottFree: R U D E
ZackTaylord: ugh fucking fine
ZackTaylord: i'm like
ZackTaylord: sorry
Alpha5: wow great leading skills jason
ZackTaylord: always and forever
PunsNMemes: oh yeah jason has the BEST leading skills *okay emojis*
AllTheReceipts: i mean, it's not like he got one of us killed or anything
AllTheReceipts: O WAIT
GotOffScottFree: ,,,,,,
GotOffScottFree: SO ZORDON
GotOffScottFree: what's the 411
Dad: Have any of you done any deductive reasoning? Do we have any leads as to who the Green Ranger could be?
PunsNMemes: we think it's this kid named tommy oliver
WOWowowow: but we're not sure
ZackTaylord: yeah we've been talking to them
ZackTaylord: but because we're not sure it nobody's brought it up
Dad: Them??? I thought you said it was one person????
AllTheReceipts: tommy's nonbinary
Dad: Excuse me? Alpha 5, elaborate.
Alpha5: meaning the person is not on either side of the binary scale.
Dad: So???
ZackTaylord: they're not male or female
ZackTaylord: but that's not important
ZackTaylord: what's important is that we collectively think that's the green ranger
WOWowowow: ya
WOWowowow: also a majority of their color palette is green
WOWowowow: (just like ur fucking messages ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°))
WOWowowow: so THAT helps
GotOffScottFree: can u ACTUALLY naht
GotOffScottFree: thx
Dad: Okay. So if you know then one of you has to bring them to me. Take a vote and let me know.
Dad: Zordon out.
Dad has left the chat
WOWowowow: "zordon out?"
WOWowowow: ew
WOWowowow: that was ugly
AllTheReceipts has removed Alpha5 from the chat
ZackTaylord: well look at that jase
ZackTaylord: he's out
ZackTaylord: u can b together after all
GotOffScottFree: fuck u
ZackTaylord: nah i'm ace ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GotOffScottFree: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
GotOffScottFree: and i'm tired of ur shit but u don't see me broadcasting TH AT
WOWowowow: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
PunsNMemes: lmao damn jason
AllTheReceipts: [newyorklaughing.gif]
PunsNMemes: but who do you think should get tommy??
ZackTaylord: not it
WOWowowow: not it
AllTheReceipts: not it
GotOffScottFree: trini's it
PunsNMemes: but i,,,,
PunsNMemes: fuCK
Chapter 5: Spooky Hoes (interlude)
Notes:
I'm backkkkkkk with installment numbet 5 (I can't believe its already 5 lmao) of Power Hoes
Also, I know I probably should have started and posted this earlier this month but I didn't get the idea until a couple of weeks ago, and also it's not as halloween themed as I wanted it to be but the names are spooky, that counts/is enough right???Anyways, enjoy!!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Our Lord and Zavior | ZackTaylord | AllTheReceipts | GotOffScottFree | WOWowowow | PunsNMemes
ZackTaylord has changed the name of the chat to Spooky Hoes
ZackTaylord has added DamnShame to the chat
ZackTaylord: me on september 30th: ZackTaylord
ZackTaylord: me on october 1st:
ZackTaylord has changed their name to BooBitch
PunsNMemes: issa no from me
GotOffScottFree: seconded
AllTheReceipts: reblogged
WOWowowow: <<<-
DamnShame: die
BooBitch: WHAT DID HALLOWEEN DO TO U
BooBitch: LIEK Y DO U ALL H8 IT
AllTheReceipts: we don't
AllTheReceipts: ur just embarrassing
WOWowowow: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
DamnShame: DAYYUMMNNNN
GotOffScottFree: what an icon [urdoingamazingsweetie.gif]
PunsNMemes has changed their name to IAmDeceased
IAmDeceased: i honestly cannot rn
BooBitch: [iwasthreatened.jpg]
BooBitch: billy we're supposed to be friends
BooBitch: first ur ratting on me
BooBitch: now ur roasting me
BooBitch: y r u doing this 2 me?????? [imanicefuckingperson.gif]
WOWowowow: no no no no no
WOWowowow: don't you try to guilt him like you don't deserve it
IAmDeceased: ^^^^^^^
IAmDeceased: i will personally fight u
AllTheReceipts: but i didn't mean to make him feel bad :(((
GotOffScottFree: no
GotOffScottFree: he IS embarrassing
PunsNMemes: 100%
WOWowowow: 100% of the time
GotOffScottFree: everything you did was perfect <3333
AllTheReceipts: aw thx jase <3333
DamnShame: awe
DamnShame: boyfriendsssss
DamnShame: and girlfriendssssss
DamnShame: i #shipit
WOWowowow: big mood
IAmDeceased: reblogged
BooBitch: i feel very attacked rn
BooBitch: but sammmeeee
IAmDeceased: i ship me and kim too tbh
WOWowowow: me too!!
WOWowowow: we're cute!!
IAmDeceased: you're cute
WOWowowow: no you're cute
IAmDeceased: no YOU'RE cute
WOWowowow: no *YOU'RE* cute
GotOffScottFree: how abt ur both cute and shut the fuck up
WOWowowow: UM
WOWowowow: DID YOU JUST TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT
GotOffScottFree: um
GotOffScottFree: yes?
WOWowowow: UM
WOWowowow: ARE U TRYING TO CATCH THESE HANDS
GotOffScottFree: um
GotOffScottFree: no?
WOWowowow: THEN FUCKING APOLOGIZE
GotOffScottFree: um
WOWowowow: NOW
GotOffScottFree: ugh fine
GotOffScottFree: sorry trini
IAmDeceased: damn right ur sorry
IAmDeceased: love you baby<3
WOWowowow: <333333
GotOffScottFree: the fuck????
GotOffScottFree: that was rude
GotOffScottFree: ur not gonna make her apologize???
WOWowowow: lmao for what
GotOffScottFree: i should have changed MY name to i'm deceased bc the amount of bullshit in that statement just L I T ER A L L Y killed me
IAmDeceased: but we're all already dead inside
BooBitch: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
WOWowowow: billy was 100% right u ARE embarrassing
BooBitch: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
DamnShame: ,,,,,
DamnShame: can't wake up
BooBitch: :)))))))))))) <333333
WOWowowow: but i DO wanna do spooky names
WOWowowow: that would be cute
IAmDeceased: i think i unintentionally picked one lmao
AllTheReceipts: yeah ur like a zombie or something
IAmDeceased: si
GotOffScottFree has changed their name to PaleRed&Messy
PaleRed&Messy: u get it?
PaleRed&Messy: bc i'm white?
PaleRed&Messy: and red?
WOWowowow: and a messy bitch?
PaleRed&Messy: exactly!
BooBitch: white jokes aren't as funny when u make them abt urself
IAmDeceased: ^^^^ they don't have the same resonance
AllTheReceipts: ooh good word *thumbs up emoji*
AllTheReceipts: but mean context :(
PaleRed&Messy: woooooooww
PaleRed&Messy: the ONE time i'm open to white jokes
PaleRed&Messy: U GUYS DONT WANT TO MAKE THEM
PaleRed&Messy: WOOOOOOOOOW
BooBitch: like I said they're not as funny when you make them
IAmDeceased: about urself
BooBitch: just like its not scary when you try to scare urself
AllTheReceipts: wait guys i don't want to be scary
BooBitch: spooky****
AllTheReceipts: oh
AllTheReceipts: spooky
WOWowowow: that's okay billy
WOWowowow: u do what u want
DamnShame: idek what counts as "spooky"
BooBitch: anything halloween related like boo, lantern, bat, spooky etc
WOWowowow: ooh i think i got one
WOWowowow has changed their name to BatABilash
BooBitch: wow
BooBitch: does just evERYTHING in ur life revolve around how gay u are for trini????
PaleRed&Messy: ^^^^
BatABilash: no
BatABilash: it's spooky AND gay
BatABilash: bc bats are spooky
BatABilash: and they fly
BatABilash: like pterodactyls ;)))
BatABilash: then bc bilash sounds like eyelash
AllTheReceipts: it's very clever
AllTheReceipts: i like it :)
DamnShame: pterodactyls????
BatABilash: my fave dinosaur,,
DamnShame: oh
DamnShame: cute
AllTheReceipts: guys i think i got something for a spooky name
PaleRed&Messy: what is it
AllTheReceipts has changed their name to BooImBlue
BatABilash: aw cute
PaleRed&Messy: ^^^^^ very
IAmDeceased: aw billy ur so wholesome
BooImBlue: :))))
BooBitch: billyyyyyyy
BooBitch: the whole boo thing was minnnnneeee
BooImBlue: oh
BooImBlue: sorry zack
BooImBlue: i'll change it
PaleRed&Messy: no
PaleRed&Messy: billy gets to keep it
PaleRed&Messy: his name is cute and wholesome
PaleRed&Messy: yours is,,,,the embodiment of you
BooBitch: ugh finnnneee
BooBitch: but only bc i just thought of a bomb ass name
BooBitch has changed their name to ZackoLantern
IAmDeceased: damn that actually is pretty good
BooImBlue: yeah it's clever
ZackoLantern: RIGHT
IAmDeceased: yeah I'm shook
BatABilash: it's better than boobitch
ZackoLantern: idk
ZackoLantern: that name was pretty dank
PaleRed&Messy: ew did u just say dank
ZackoLantern: problem??????
PaleRed&Messy: ur gross
BooImBlue: dank memes are the best memes
PaleRed&Messy: omg true haha
PaleRed&Messy: i love dank memes
DamnShame: wooooooooooooow lol
BatABilash: lmao whipped
IAmDeceased: i think i'm just gonna keep this name bc it's my mood 4 this WHOLE chat
ZackoLantern: okay i'm o f uC K I NG F I C I A L L Y tired of this
ZackoLantern: will you two just get together already?
ZackoLantern: all of this drawn out sexual tension is KILLING me
ZackoLantern: i s2g you guys are worse than trini and kim
IAmDeceased: fym worse than trini and kim
BatABilash: yeah u said it urself
BatABilash: we got together in like 2 chapters
ZackoLantern: bc you did
ZackoLantern: it's this freaking author it's ridiculous *eye roll emojis*
PaleRed&Messy: not to mention them adding zordon to every chapter is getting kind of old and played out
BatABilash: ^^^^^ they're probably not gonna stop though
BatABilash: matter of fact
BatABilash: billy i think it's about that time
BooImBlue: i'm on it
BooImBlue: and sorry tommy
BooImBlue has removed DamnShame from the chat
BooImBlue has added Dad and Alpha5 to the chat
BooImBlue: welcome
Dad: Is that Billy?
BooImBlue: yeah
Dad: That, is a really cute name.
PaleRed&Messy: RIGHT
BooImBlue: :))))
Dad: That is also a very fitting name for you Jason.
BatABilash: RIGHT
PaleRed&Messy: gee
PaleRed&Messy: thanks :]]]]
ZackoLantern: but that forced ass smile though lmaooooooo
Dad: So how have you kids been?
Dad: You've been taking good care of yourselves, yes?
PaleRed&Messy: i know i have
ZackoLantern: i KnOw I hAvE
BooImBlue: me too
BatABilash: i mean i burned a bunch of calories yesterday
IAmDeceased: ^^^^^
Alpha5: I'm glad you two take your health so seriously! That's excellent!
BooImBlue: :))))
ZackoLantern: very seriously ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ZackoLantern: also
ZackoLantern: what kind of activities were you guys doing???
ZackoLantern: and we're u doing them together???
ZackoLantern: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BatABilash: you know,,,,
IAmDeceased: VIGOROUS ACTIVITY
ZackoLantern: what KIND of vigorous activity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BatABilash: uh,,,we worked on,,,,
BatABilash: stamina???
Dad: That's what I like to see. You felt you were lacking and took initiative. Now those are mature ranger qualities.
Alpha5: Not just that, they're also the qualities of a good leader! Good job whoever's idea it was!
IAmDeceased: ,,,it wasn't so much an idea as it was a,,,,
IAmDeceased: spontaneous event???
Dad: Wow. I don't remember the adolescents of my race spontaneously training...girls, that's incredible.
ZackoLantern: but I also doubt adolescents of your race were as loud when they did it
PaleRed&Messy: what a euphemism
BooImBlue: ooh good word jason :D
PaleRed&Messy: ;)))
Dad: What do you mean "loud"?
BatABilash: with the grunts of hard work and determination of course
ZackoLantern: yeah determination to make sure the other one finishes
Alpha5: AND YOU'RE ENCOURAGING EACH OTHER?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
IAmDeceased: yeah,,,,encouraging,,,
Dad: There's no need to be embarrassed Trini. It's good for your relationship as Rangers.
PaleRed&Messy: yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PaleRed&Messy: for your relationship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ZackoLantern: as rangers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BooImBlue: so,,,,,
ZackoLantern: they were doing things ;))))
BooImBlue: first of all i was just going to ask when the next group training session is
BooImBlue: so when's the next training session???
PaleRed&Messy: the fact that you said you were gonna ask that then asked it is cute
Dad: Okay, Jason, you either express your feelings for this boy or stop it.
Dad: Zordon out.
Dad has left the chat
PaleRed&Messy: (ಠ_ಠ)
PaleRed&Messy: none of u say SH I T
Alpha5: Alright rangers, remember, training on Monday at...?
PaleRed&Messy has removed Alpha5 from the chat
ZackoLantern has added DamnShame to the chat
ZackoLantern: damn you couldn't even let him finish lmao
PaleRed&Messy: no
PaleRed&Messy: he was getting on my nerves
IAmDeceased: well if we were doing it like that no one why would we E V E R add zack back to the chat
BatABilash: ^^^^^
ZackoLantern: BECAUSE I AM THE BACKBONE OF THIS FRIEND GROUP
BatABilash: mmmm
BatABilash: you're more like the appendix
BatABilash: no one really knows why you're here
IAmDeceased: yeah^^^
IAmDeceased: and you're prone to explode at A N Y given moment
BooImBlue: this is NOT nice but th a t^^ is VERY true,,,,
PaleRed&Messy: and you're a real pain to get rid of
PaleRed&Messy: he's like the appendix
PaleRed&Messy: but he's also very rash like
BatABilash: persistent?
PaleRed&Messy: that's it
ZackoLantern: you're all F A KE
ZackoLantern: except for my son
ZackoLantern: my boy
ZackoLantern: my only real friend
ZackoLantern: the og
ZackoLantern: your friendly neighborhood cinnamon roll
ZackoLantern: billy cranston
PaleRed&Messy: he is n O t ur son
BatABilash: lmaooooo
DamnShame: ru d e
ZackoLantern: ???
DamnShame: what about me????
ZackoLantern: shhhh
ZackoLantern: u know how i feel abt u
BatABilash: ooh and how is that [popcorn.gif]
IAmDeceased: *eye emojis*
BooImBlue: [disgonbgud.gif]
PaleRed&Messy: [goonnn.gif]
ZackoLantern: you guys wanna know?
BooImBlue: *thumbs up emojis*
BatABilash: bring on the tea
IAmDeceased: i'll get the china
PaleRed&Messy: ooh is it steaming???
DamnShame: lol u guys are so extra
ZackoLantern: honestly though
ZackoLantern: but i'm not saying shit
IAmDeceased: for once****
BatABilash: reblogged
PaleRed&Messy: rebloggedx1000000
IAmDeceased: but wait
IAmDeceased: i hope you had fun trying to expose me and kim
ZackoLantern: lmao always do
PaleRed&Messy: truth lol
IAmDeceased: bc it'll bc the last time before i kick ur ass
BatABilash: deadass
BatABilash: you too jason
BooImBlue: guys i don't think violence is really necessary,,,,,
PaleRed&Messy: kim
PaleRed&Messy: stop talking shit like ur gonna do something
BatABilash: frfr????
BatABilash: i'm not gonna do anything???
PaleRed&Messy: you won't
ZackoLantern: ooooooooh he said u won't
ZackoLantern: he said u a little bitch
ZackoLantern: ur just gonna take that from him kim????
BatABilash: last chance
BatABilash: i won't?????
PaleRed&Messy: D O
PaleRed&Messy: SO M E
PaleRed&Messy: S H I T
PaleRed&Messy: Y O U
PaleRed&Messy: FU C K IN G
PaleRed&Messy: W O N'T
IAmDeceased: baby u can't let him disrespect u like that
ZackoLantern: deadass ^^^^^
DamnShame: u guys r really some instigators lmao
DamShame: issa
DamnShame: <<<---
BatABilash: bet
BatABilash: billy?
BooImBlue: yeah???
BatABilash: jason is in love with you
BatABilash: has been since detention
BatABilash: he's just too much of a little bitch to tell you
BatABilash: and i'm just gonna leave it at that
BooImBlue: are you,,,,
BooImBlue: but he,,,,
BooImBlue: i thought,,,,
BooImBlue: fuCK
Notes:
Tag yourself, I'm Zordon and Alpha 5 praising Kim and Trini for having sex
Chapter 6: Thankful Hoes (interlude)
Notes:
This chapter is super sappy, and basically, hoes is thankful.
Enjoy and have a happy thanksgiving :))))
Also, I may or may not have finished this chapter on November 1st and I've been so lazy and swamped with school work it took me until the 19th to edit and post it
Chapter Text
Spooky Hoes | ZackoLantern | BooImBlue | PaleRed&Messy | BatABilash | IAmDeceased | DamnShame
PaleRed&Messy has changed the name of the chat to Thankful Hoes
PaleRed&Messy has changed their name to GobbleGobble
GobbleGobble: THANKSGIVING
GobbleGobble: FINALLY
GobbleGobble: MY FAVE HOLIDAY
BatABilash: Billy get ur mans
IAmDeceased: <<<-- lmao
BooImBlue: guys he's not in love with me stop
ZackoLantern: but he is
ZackoLantern: he really really is
ZackoLantern has changed their name to GobbleGobble2.0
GobbleGobble: BITCH
GobbleGobble: THATS M Y NAME
GobbleGobble2.0: let me have it and you change your name to cranberry or something
GobbleGobble2.0: bc you ARE red remember????
BooImBlue: wait can i have cranberry?
BooImBlue: i just came up with a reeeally good name for it
GobbleGobble: billy you can have whatever your heart desires
BatABilash: him included
GobbleGobble: shut up kim
BooImBlue has changed their name to CranberryCranston
CranberryCranston: tada!!!
GobbleGobble2.0: 10/10
IAmDeceased: would recommend
GobbleGobble: can i just say
GobbleGobble: billy always comes up with the cutest names
CranberryCranston: :))))))
GobbleGobble: ooh i just thought of something
GobbleGobble: bc beets r like an autumn food
GobbleGobble: and everybody loves a callback
GobbleGobble has changed their name to BeetRed
BeetRed: we're back baby (⌐■͜-■)
GobbleGobble2.0: noice
GobbleGobble2.0 has changed their name to GobbleGobble
BatABilash: i love how zack just subtly finessed jason for his name
IAmDeceased: the funniest part is jason just willingly gave it up too
BeetRed: what?
BeetRed: i didn't let,,,,
BeetRed: ZACK HOW THE FUCK
GobbleGobble: what can i say
GobbleGobble: i'm professor finessor
GobbleGobble: (⌐■͜-■)
CranberryCranston: [thuglife.gif]
CranberryCranston: i can't even lie that was pretty good
BeetRed: ZACK GIVE ME MY NAME BACK
GobbleGobble: that's a very fitting name for you jason
BeetRed: why does everybody keep saying that to me
GobbleGobble: bc just beat it
GobbleGobble has removed BeetRed from the chat
DamnShame: lmao that was a good one
IAmDeceased: wait where tf did you come from
DamnShame: my mother's vagina
IAmDeceased: .....
BatABilash: ......
CranberryCranston: ......
GobbleGobble: .......
DamnShame: i'm not withdrawing my statement
DamnShame: that is 100% where i came from
DamnShame: just not in this instance
BatABilash: aNYWAYS
BatABilash: you guys wanna do any fun stuff this month???
GobbleGobble: DAMNIT
BatABilash: i'll take that as a no..?
GobbleGobble: no not that
GobbleGobble: i just remembered something
GobbleGobble: and jason's gotta hear this he's gonna be soooo pissed
GobbleGobble has added BeetRed to the chat
GobbleGobble: JASON
BeetRed: GIVE ME MY MAME BACK
GobbleGobble: IN A SECOND JUST LISTEN
BeetRed: YOU PROMISE
GobbleGobble: OKAY FINE WHATEVER YEAH
GobbleGobble: JUST LISTEN
BeetRed: :))))
BeetRed: okay
IAmDeceased: wtf is all this yelling
IAmDeceased: be quiet me and kim are trying to read
DamnShame: um,,,,
DamShame: ,,,,this is a group chat????
CranberryCranston: ^^^ me too tommy [confusedguy.jpg]
GobbleGobble: WE SHOULD HAVE DRESSED TRINI UP IN A COSTUME AND TAKEN HER AROUND TO GET CANDY
GobbleGobble: IT WOULD HAVE 100% WORKED TOO
GobbleGobble: SHE'S DEFINITELY SHORT ENOUGH FOR IT
BeetRed: fuctxniUhfdjsK
BeetRed: tHAts so GOOD
BeetRed: W H Y D I D N'T WE DO T H AY
GobbleGobble: suddhel
GobbleGobble: STOP THROWING SHIT THEOUGH MY WINDOWS
BeetRed: is that what that mini earthquake was????
BatABilash: nah she just jumped out my window
DamnShame has changed their name to ImConfusion
ImConfusion: SHE'S TINY
ImConfusion: WHY TF IS SHE SO DAMN STRONG
ImConfusion: IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
GobbleGobble: geienSH-$:$:
GobbleGobble: $3!:&@dhsshek
GobbleGobble: when/)3&'i
GobbleGobble has changed their name to ZacksADumbShit
BeetRed: thanks trini :)))
ZacksADumbShit: ;)
BeetRed has changed their name to GobbleGobble
ZacksADumbShit has changed their name to FakeLoveToMe
FakeLoveToMe: kim ur fake as hell for just letting her go assault me like that
BatABilash: [zacefronmeme.jpg]
FakeLoveToMe: -_-
BatABilash: <3
FakeLoveToMe: [itstimetostop.gif]
CranberryCranston: guys it's almost thanksgiving
GobbleGobble: YES
CranberryCranston: why don't we
CranberryCranston: why don't you stop fighting for once
CranberryCranston: and let's all say what we're thankful for
GobbleGobble: i'm thankful that it's almost my favorite holiday
IAmDeceased: damn billy
IAmDeceased: back at it again with the wholesome suggestions
GobbleGobble: THANKS FING GIVING
GobbleGobble: YES
CranberryCranston: i'm thankful for you guys being my friends
CranberryCranston: and also that no one calls me billy cramston anymore
CranberryCranston: you know?
CranberryCranston: like billy crams a ton of crayons up his butt?
CranberryCranston: because i don't
GobbleGobble: billy we know
FakeLoveToMe: but if you did would you shit rainbows?
IAmDeceased: this is why none of us like you
FakeLoveToMe: fuck you
FakeLoveToMe: that's a viable question
CranberryCranston: ooh good word *thumbs up emoji*
IAmDeceased: no it's not
IAmDeceased: i mean viable is a good word
IAmDeceased: but the whole shitting rainbows thing is stupid
FakeLoveToMe: you're just mad bc YOU cram a ton of crayons up YOUR butt
IAmDeceased: bitch
IAmDeceased: do i look like a fucking pop tart cat to you???
FakeLoveToMe: ur words not mine
IAmDeceased has removed FakeLoveToMe from the chat
IAmDeceased: his name is fake bc he's fake
BatABilash: omg ew do you ACTUALLY shove crayons up your butt?
IAmDeceased: wtf?
IAmDeceased: no
GobbleGobble: then why is he fake?
GobbleGobble: you say that like he exposed you or something
IAmDeceased: WHY ARE YOU TWO DEFENDING HIM ALL HE DOES IS ROAST YOU
IAmDeceased has left the chat
BatABilash: ,,,,,
BatABilash: so does that mean she's not coming back to my house to finish the book????
GobbleGobble: she's YO U R girlfriend what do you think????
BatABilash: i TH I N K i don't like your attitude
BatABilash has removed GobbleGobble from the chat
CranberryCranston: so,,,,
BatABilash: does zack keep begging you to add him back?
CranberryCranston: yeah
CranberryCranston: jason keep asking you?
BatABilash: yeah he's kinda mad lmao
ImConfusion: this is nice
CranberryCranston: yeah,,,
CranberryCranston: for once there's no fighting
ImConfusion: there's no cursing each other out
CranberryCranston: there's no threats
ImConfusion: there's no acts of violence against one another
CranberryCranston: it's peaceful
ImConfusion: it's honestly serene
CranberryCranston: yeah
CranberryCranston: for the first time
CranberryCranston: EVER
BatABilash: ,,,,
BatABilash: this is boring i'm adding trini and zack
BatABilash has added IAmDeceased and FakeLoveToMe to the chat
CranberryCranston: kim, it was quiet
ImConfusion: deadass
ImConfusion: why are you like this
BatABilash: i was bored [shrugs.gif]
FakeLoveToMe: thank you my dear
FakeLoveToMe: ur still fake as fuck tho
BatABilash: oh well fuck you too
BatABilash has removed FakeLoveToMe from the chat
ImConfusion: that was my mans
BatABilash: WOWowowow
IAmDeceased: you CLAIM that shit???
ImConfusion: i mean
ImConfusion: he's kind of annoying sometimes but yeah
ImConfusion has added FakeLoveToMe to the chat
FakeLoveToMe: at least someone loves me
ImConfusion: woah woah woah
ImConfusion: slow down there crazy
ImConfusion: you're not even my boyfriend yet
FakeLoveToMe: yeah
FakeLoveToMe: okay
IAmDeceased: damn homeboy
BatABilash has changed their name to LmaoHeTriedIt
LmaoHeTriedIt: HA
CranberryCranston: that was a viable reason though
CranberryCranston: and did anyone add jason back?
LmaoHeTriedIt: no
LmaoHeTriedIt: he keeps asking me but i don't want to
FakeLoveToMe: don't
CranberryCranston has added GobbleGobble to the chat
FakeLoveToMe: why
LmaoHeTriedIt: bc that's his mans
CranberryCranston: kim!!!!!
LmaoHeTriedIt: what?
LmaoHeTriedIt: it's true
FakeLoveToMe has changed their name to EverythingIsGravy
IAmDeceased: lmao whaaaaattt
EverythingIsGravy: you know
EverythingIsGravy: like everything is groovy
EverythingIsGravy: but bc it's thanksgiving it's gravy
EverythingIsGravy: u should change ur name to Trini the turkey
IAmDeceased: i don't even like turkey
LmaoHeTriedIt: same
GobbleGobble: WH A T
GobbleGobble: HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE TURKEY
GobbleGobble: ITS THE MAIN PART OF THANKSGIVING
IAmDeceased: bc that shit is nasty that's why
BatABilash: reblogged
GobbleGobble: WTF
GobbleGobble: uncultured swine
IAmDeceased: wtf do YOU know about culture??!??
IAmDeceased: ur culture is made up of rock music, American flag themed clothing, and racism/oppression
BatABilash: i am confusion
ImConfusion: you rang???
IAmDeceased: oh and arkansas
IAmDeceased: like why isn't it just ar kansas?
IAmDeceased: arkansaw????
IAmDeceased: tf is an arkansaw??
IAmDeceased: but the shit is spelled like ar kansas
GobbleGobble: look
GobbleGobble: i may be some white guy
GobbleGobble: white culture may be rock music, american themed clothing and the republican (previously democratic, bc yeah, they were both super racist at some point) party
GobbleGobble: but idk abt the naming of arkansas
GobbleGobble: i don't claim that shit
GobbleGobble: it doesn't make sense
GobbleGobble: but is what it is
GobbleGobble: we can't change it
GobbleGobble: and where tf did arkansas come from
GobbleGobble: that was so random
ImConfusion: issa party get down [girlwhippingmeme.jpg]
ImConfusion: ,,,,i am so sorry
LmaoHeTriedIt: ,,,,,
ImConfusion: ,,,,,
LmaoHeTriedIt: ,,,,,
DamnShame: ,,,,,
LmaoHeTriedIt has changed their name to Sinnamon
Sinnamon: ISSA PARTY GET DOWN
ImConfusion: SO RANDOM
Sinnamon: ISSA PARTY GET DOWN
ImConfusion: SO RANDOM
IAmDeceased: CAN U NOT
IAmDeceased: THX
EverythingIsGravy: honestly
EverythingIsGravy: like wtf was that
GobbleGobble: [stevenyeunshrug.gif]
CranberryCranston: ,,,,,
CranberryCranston: shake that shake that all around
Sinnamon: this is why we only claim billy
ImConfusion: reblogged
CranberryCranston: :))))
IAmDeceased: I AM UR GIRLFRIEND
EverythingIsGravy: BABE WTF
IAmDeceased: wait
IAmDeceased: babe????
IAmDeceased: since when are you guys dating
Sinnamon: ^^^^
Sinnamon: tommy didn't you JUST say he's not even ur bf yet??????
CranberryCranston: [urnotmybf.jpg]
ImConfusion: wooooooooow
ImConfusion: nice job zack *thumbs up emojis*
EverythingIsGravy: it was an accident!
EverythingIsGravy: i swear!
CranberryCranston: wait so ARE you guys dating????
GobbleGobble: ^^^ i'm hella confused
ImConfusion: alright
ImConfusion: you caught us
ImConfusion: we've been dating for about a week now
Sinnamon: aw
IAmDeceased: cute
CranberryCranston: reblogged
GobbleGobble: and you didn't even tell me?!?!
GobbleGobble: i'm offended [kingjofferyoffended.jpg]
ImConfusion: listen virginia tech
ImConfusion: we weren't ready yet
ImConfusion: or at least i wasn't ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
EverythingIsGravy: i said i was sorry
Sinnamon: aw tommy it's okay
Sinnamon: you guys are cute
IAmDeceased: yeah but,,,,,
IAmDeceased: ,,,,virginia tech???
CranberryCranston: ^^^ that's what i was thinking
CranberryCranston: i didn't wanna say anything though
CranberryCranston: but it was so out of context i'm very confused
ImConfusion: my sister goes there
ImConfusion: and their mascot is the hokiebird
ImConfusion: it's very turkey esque and my sister even has a shirt that says "gobble gobble bitches" in the school's colors
IAmDeceased: oh that makes sense
CranberryCranston: that's very clever nice connection tommy *clapping emojis*
ImConfusion: well I try [hairflip.gif]
GobbleGobble: but seriously guys
GobbleGobble: this is my favorite holiday
GobbleGobble: and i want everyone to say at least ONE thing their thankful for
EverythingIsGravy: i'll go next
EverythingIsGravy: bc we left off with billy
EverythingIsGravy: okay so i'm a thankful hoe for all of you guys bc you've helped me come to terms with my mom, and her possible passing, and her illness and the prognosis of it and just everything else
EverythingIsGravy: and i'm also thankful that my mom is starting to get a little better :)
GobbleGobble: awww zack
CranberryCranston: yeah that was really sweet
EverythingIsGravy: i may not show it in the best way
EverythingIsGravy: but i actually really love you guys
Sinnamon: aw same i love you guys too
GobbleGobble: me too
IAmDeceased: ditto
CranberryCranston: <33333
ImConfusion: aw you guys are so cute
CranberryCranston: you too tommy you're part of our family now
GobbleGobble: reblogged
IAmDeceased: rebloggedx2
Sinnamon: rebloggedx100000000
EverythingIsGravy: yeah 100%
EverythingIsGravy: i reblog every time i see
ImConfusion: aw you guys i'm tearing up *crying emojis*
Sinnamon: since we're talking about coming to terms i guess i'll go next
Sinnamon: okay so you guys all know the story about me and amanda and how we all first met i hated myself and this bs town
Sinnamon: but you guys have really helped me find my self worth and figure out that you have to separate yourself from your mistakes
Sinnamon: and i'm really thankful for you guys and for that
CranberryCranston: wait i wanna go again my first one was stupid
GobbleGobble: it wasn't stupid billy
GobbleGobble: it just wasn't sappy
CranberryCranston: but like i said before i'm thankful for you guys for just being there
CranberryCranston: because after my dad died i didn't really have anybody but my mom
CranberryCranston: who's great, but can't exactly come to school with me
CranberryCranston: and you guys make the whole school experience a little bit easier :)
CranberryCranston: i'm also thankful for my mom being the best
EverythingIsGravy: REBLOGGED
EverythingIsGravy: x100000000000000000000 00000000000000000000
EverythingIsGravy: rebloggedxa million times before a day for the rest of my life
ImConfusion: babe you're so cute <3
EverythingIsGravy: <333
Sinnamon: aw that's really cute (the mom thing and that^^^^)
IAmDeceased: yeah cute but super unrelatable
IAmDeceased: since we're on the topic of moms i'll go next i guess
IAmDeceased: i'm thankful that you guys are always there when i'm going through my teen angst, and when shit goes down between me and my mom
IAmDeceased: bc there's always at least one of you guys that i can talk to and i really appreciate that
Sinnamon: aw baby<33333
IAmDeceased: :]
IAmDeceased: btw i'm reeeeaaaaallly uncomfortable rn so ur welcome
GobbleGobble: thank you for sharing trini
GobbleGobble: we know that's not something you normally do and we appreciate you for participating :)
Sinnamon: ^^^^ THIS. [clapping.gif]
EverythingIsGravy: yeah CG 100%
CranberryCranston: honestly trini that was beautiful *thumbs up emojis*
GobbleGobble: this is why thanksgiving is my favorite holiday
GobbleGobble: and i'm still thankful that it's coming up
GobbleGobble: i'm not withdrawing that statement
GobbleGobble: but i'm thankful for a mix of what billy and kim said with a little bit of zack and trini
GobbleGobble: because i've also recently fell from "grace" and the whole town hates me for ruining football season, but nobody hates me more than my dad, and you guys have helped me deal with that a little better
GobbleGobble: and although you guys give me of shit for being a terrible leader, and i can't lie i'm not the best, i don't always make the best decisions
GobbleGobble: but you're all at least willing to recognize that i am trying and i appreciate that
GobbleGobble: and i'm also thankful that you guys are being nice to each other for once
EverythingIsGravy: ,,,,
EverythingIsGravy: idk what he said does anybody speak turkey?
Sinnamon: you're such an ass
IAmDeceased: honestly wtf zack
CranberryCranston: come on zack what the hell
CranberryCranston: and that's coming from ME
GobbleGobble: 10 minutes
GobbleGobble: you couldn't go T E N FU C K IN G MI N U T E S
EverythingIsGravy: look
EverythingIsGravy: it was getting too sappy and chummy in here
EverythingIsGravy: even TRINI was into it
EverythingIsGravy: TRINI
IAmDeceased: also
IAmDeceased: if any of you tell anyone that i said that stuff your ass is grass and i'm a fucking weed whacker
Sinnamon: reblogged
EverythingIsGravy: rebloggedx2
EverythingIsGravy: i have a reputation to uphold
IAmDeceased: deadass
IAmDeceased: it's bad enough people always call me cute
IAmDeceased: i don't need sap on me too
Sinnamon: ,,,,but you ARE a sap,,,,
CranberryCranston: ^^^
GobbleGobble: she does not lie
IAmDeceased: WELL EVERYONE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT DO THEY
ImConfusion: i should change my name to i'm literally sobbing rn bc i am
ImConfusion: i really really am
ImConfusion: this friendship is so beautiful
EverythingIsGravy: like me ;)))))
ImConfusion: fuCK
Chapter 7: Jolly Hoes (Interlude)
Summary:
Looks like this bitch is back on their bullshit with the seventh installment of everyone's favorite group chat au (just kidding this shit is horrible (just kidding again but anyways) our favorite dysfunctional superheroes are back and its almost the holidays. Enjoy!
Notes:
But I just have to say I can't believe you guys let my shit flop. I was so excited for Light My Candle and that shit flopped and I'm tight as hell. But it doesn't matter enjoy this chapter
Also, I really want you to click on the link. Please do.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Thankful Hoes | EverythingIsGravy | CranberryCranston | ImConfusion | Sinnamon | IAmDeceased | GobbleGobble
EverythingIsGravy has changed the name of the chat to Jolly Hoes
GobbleGobble: every holiday huh?
EverythingIsGravy has changed their name to SantaBaby
SantaBaby: tf do you think
IAmDeceased: tbh idk if i can take another month of fake happiness w various family members
Sinnamon: reblogged
GobbleGobble: rebloggedx2
CranberryCranston: what?????
CranberryCranston: november & december are my two favorite months SPECIFICALLY bc i get to spend time with all of my cousins
IAmDeceased: but your family LIKES you
GobbleGobble: ^^^^^^^
Sinnamon: damn,,,,i just don't like people coming to my house,,,,
ImConfusion: well THAT got SUPER depressing SUPER quick,,,,
ImConfusion: anYWAYS
ImConfusion: did you guys see what some of the power rangers did the other night?
ImConfusion: the blue one and the yellow one saved those kids from that burning building
Sinnamon: IT WAS BURNING
Sinnamon: trini you told me it was just really old
ImConfusion: kim why are you freaking out everybody's okay
ImConfusion: well at least i hope so,,,
GobbleGobble: fym "hope so"
ImConfusion: well i heard some of the foundation fell on the blue one when they went back in to see if there were more people
GobbleGobble: what
GobbleGobble: billy i thought you said there was so much smoke he was disoriented
Sinnamon: at least you knew it was on fire
IAmDeceased: kim that's only a minor detail
Sinnamon: MINOR DETAIL
Sinnamon: TRINI R U F U C K I NG K I DD I N G ME RN
Sinnamon: THAT IS N O T A "mi n o r d e t ai l"
Sinnamon: THAYS AS MAJOR AS IT GETS
GobbleGobble: you know what else is a major detail?
GobbleGobble: FOUN FREAKING DATION FALLING ON SOMEONE
GobbleGobble: THATS SO DAMN DANGEROUS HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT
CranberryCranston: [conceitedmeme.jpg]
ImConfusion: guys they just relayed the story a little wrong
ImConfusion: you're acting like that was them chill
SantaBaby: yeah CHILL
ImConfusion: zack i don't need your reinforcement i got it
SantaBaby: that wasn't for you
SantaBaby: trust me
IAmDeceased: kimmy
IAmDeceased: my sinnamon apple
Sinnamon: change your name it's not funny anymore
IAmDeceased has changed their name to SomethingXmasy
SantaBaby: you're literally an elf wyd
SomethingXmasy: fuck you
SantaBaby: but ur gay tho
SomethingXmasy has removed SantaBaby from the chat
ImConfusion: :/
ImConfusion has added SantaBaby to the chat
SomethingXmasy: you betray me constantly
ImConfusion: <3
GobbleGobble: welp
GobbleGobble: what are you guys doing for the holidays?
Sinnamon: well we celebrated Diwali in October with my mom's family
Sinnamon: and now there's christmas with my dad's family
CranberryCranston: i'm excited to see all my cousins who i don't generally see throughout the year
CranberryCranston: they always come over to my house for christmas and thanksgiving and it's great :)))
SomethingXmasy: aw that's so wholesome
SomethingXmasy: bc i dread the exact same thing every year
SomethingXmasy: i s2g if one more of my aunts asks if i have a bf i'm gonna throat punch a bitch
SomethingXmasy: and for the first time it won't be zack
SantaBaby: i really appreciate that <3
SomethingXmasy: [forced smile.gif]
SantaBaby: well usually me and my mom just play chess all day and watch christmas movies
SantaBaby: and i'm finally gonna beat her this year
SomethingXmasy: no ur not
SantaBaby: i know but i'm still gonna try
GobbleGobble: my situation is kind of a mix of kim and trini's
GobbleGobble: we have the whole dual holiday thing going on bc my mom is jewish
GobbleGobble: and bc i don't/can't play football anymore i'm no longer the favorite nephew so this should be interesting
ImConfusion: christmas
ImConfusion: yay
SomethingXmasy: but can i just say
SomethingXmasy: whenever i hear all i want for christmas by fifth harmony
SomethingXmasy: i get super happy they invented singing
Sinnamon: lmaooooooooo
ImConfusion: i heard mariah covered that song
GobbleGobble: she did and it was pretty good
CranberryCranston: but wait....
CranberryCranston: i thought that was mariah's song....
Sinnamon: but for the record
Sinnamon: that song tori kelly did with pentatonix was the best christmas song ever
SomethingXmasy: WOT
SomethingXmasy: KIM R U ON CRACK
Sinnamon: no
Sinnamon: come on babe, we ALL know tori kelly invented singing
ImConfusion: i maybe confusion but there's nothing confusing about that fact
SomethingXmasy: opinion****
GobbleGobble: ^^^ fifth harmony is better
Sinnamon: i think its really cute that jason thinks his opinon matters haha
GobbleGobble: i think its really cute that you think your opinion is true haha
Sinnamon: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG IS
Sinnamon: YOU'RE JEWISH
GobbleGobble: ITS MY OPINION
SantaBaby: GUYS
SantaBaby: I JUST FOUND A BOP
SomethingXmasy: oh no
SantaBaby: I WAS LOOKING FOR UNDERGROUND CHRISTMAS SONGS
Sinnamon: if i wasn't scared before i definitely am now
ImConfusion: ^^^^^
SantaBaby: AND I FOUND A SONG BY THIS GUY CALLED J RANDALL
GobbleGobble: ooh that's a good name
GobbleGobble has changed their name to JRandall
Sinnamon: i'm ashamed to call myself your friend
JRandall: fuck u i know who i am
CranberryCranston: good confidence jason :))
JRandall: ;)))
SantaBaby: GUYS
SantaBaby: FOCUS
SantaBaby: ANYWAY
SantaBaby: ITS CALLED
SomethingXmasy: [herewego.gif]
SantaBaby: SANTA GIMME
SantaBaby: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LhHfyRiC8cw
ImConfusion: that...
ImConfusion: that actually wasn't as bad as i thought it would be
JRandall: ^^^^^ honestly though
Sinnamon: i thought it would be something about hoes or something
SomethingXmasy: IT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
SomethingXmasy: IT STARTS OFF KIND OF WHOLESOME
SomethingXmasy: THEN GETS KIND OF QUESTIONABLE
SomethingXmasy: THEN GOES TO SHIT
SomethingXmasy: AND TO ADD INSULT TO INIURY IT HAS THE NERVE TO BE CATCHY AS HELL
SantaBaby: but you have to admit
SantaBaby: issa bop
SomethingXmasy: THE VIDEO IS SO WEIRD
SantaBaby: i never said anything about the video
SomethingXmasy: WHY IS HE SHIRTLESS
SantaBaby: obviously to show off his great abs
SomethingXmasy: WHY TF IS HE IN AN AIRPORT
SomethingXmasy: WHY DOESN'T HE WANT SOCKS
SomethingXmasy: SOCKS ARE A QUALITY GIFT
Sinnamon: is he hot at least?
SomethingXmasy: WOW KIM NICE TO KNOW WHERE YOUR PRIORITIES LIE
JRandall: no that's a viable question
ImConfusion: ^^^^^
SantaBaby: yeah he's pretty hot
SomethingXmasy: WHAT
SomethingXmasy: HE'S SO BASIC
SantaBaby: shut up you're a lesbian
SantaBaby: trust the zack
SantaBaby: he's hot
CranberryCranston: i just looked him up and he is pretty attractive
CranberryCranston: [jrandall.jpg]
ImConfusion: did he just call himself "the zack"????
SomethingXmasy: SEE
SomethingXmasy: BASIC
SantaBaby: SEE
SantaBaby: LESBIAN
Sinnamon: sorry babe but i have to agree with zack on this one
Sinnamon: he's kinda hot though
ImConfusion: OOH HE'S KINDA HOT THOUGH
JRandall has changed their name to Slut45SOS
Slut45SOS: HE PUT ME ON MEDS HE WON'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD
SantaBaby: HE'S KINDA HOT THOUGH
SomethingXmasy: [iresentbeiingdraggedin2urhettomfoolery.jpg]
SantaBaby: heterosexual???????
SantaBaby: [bitchwhere.gif]
Sinnamon: ^^^^^ did you forget i'm literally your GIRLFRIEND
Slut45SOS: i would literally fuck all the members of 5SOS
Slut45SOS: and certain people at our school
SantaBaby: oh you mean billy???
Slut45SOS: shut up zack
CranberryCranston: he's not even into me
CranberryCranston: geez
SantaBaby: sounds fake but okay
Slut45SOS has removed SantaBaby from the chat
ImConfusion: he's not even that bad
Slut45SOS: but he is though
SomethingXmasy: he really really is
CranberryCranston: usually i don't agree but yeah he is
Sinnamon: he's literally the worst
Sinnamon: granted
Sinnamon: we love him
Sinnamon: but he's the worst
ImConfusion has added SantaBaby to the chat
SantaBaby: thank you
SantaBaby: bc these rude people keep kicking me out (งT∩T)ง
CranberryCranston: maybe if you didn't annoy them they'd stop kicking you out
SomethingXmasy: OOOOOOOOOOO
Sinnamon: pew pew pew shots fired
Slut45SOS: GET HIM BILLY
CranberryCranston: no!
CranberryCranston: you guys!
SomethingXmasy: i'm so proud of you (ಥ͜ʖಥ)
CranberryCranston: no!
CranberryCranston: it wasn't supposed to be an insult!
SantaBaby: yeah fuck you guys i'm not even that annoying
ImConfusion: wellllll
SantaBaby: fuCK
Notes:
There have been three interludes in a row for the holidays, but let me tell you guys, the next chapter? It's on. I have plans for it, I'll tell you this, get ready because the next chapter is gonna be wild
Chapter 8: New Year Same Bullshit
Summary:
Alright guys, I'm back at it again with that bs/gay shit
I honestly cannot believe this is the eighth chapter of Power Hoes that is honestly crazy to me, especially given my track record with fanfics and the fact that on other sites I post the first chapter and then never came back. But for these fics, I'm still writing, and we're currently 16 and counting.
I hope you enjoy the eighth installment of Power Hoes (and get ready bc shit gets crazy)
Chapter Text
Jolly Hoes | CranberryCranston | ImConfusion | Sinnamon | SomethingXmasy | Slut45SOS | SantaBaby
SantaBaby has changed the name of the chat to New Year Same Bullshit
SantaBaby has changed their name to ZackTaylord
ZackTaylord: the lord is back praise zezus hallelujah
ImConfusion: oh honey no
Sinnamon: ew
Slut45SOS: ur canceled
SomethingXmasy: kys
ZackTaylord: rUDE
SomethingXmasy has changed their name to PutoCoño
PutoCoño: bitch :p
CranberryCranston: well since the holidays are over and we're changing our names back
CranberryCranston has changed their name to AllTheReceipts
AllTheReceipts: i guess i'm back with all the receipts :)))
Sinnamon: aw billy is so cute and wholesome <3
Slut45SOS: duh that's his thing
AllTheReceipts: <333 :))
Slut45SOS: so how's everyone been
Sinnamon: i found out on chistmas my favorite aunt voted for trump
Sinnamon: i think it's safe to say she's not my favorite aunt anymore
ImConfusion: damn
PutoCoño: puta coño
ZackTaylord: so i just looked like that up and uh
ZackTaylord: FUCKIN FITE ME CUNT
PutoCoño: PUTO
ZackTaylord: YOU ARE
CranberryCranston: come on guys chill
PutoCoño: COÑO
ZackTaylord: SUCK MY ASS
PutoCoño: CÁLLTE LA BOCA
ZackTaylord: cÁlLtE lA bOcA UR SELF
PutoCoño: TU ES MIERDA ESTÚPIDA
ZackTaylord: [ithinktfnotutrickasb.jpg]
PutoCoño: kim he called me a trick ass bitch and that hurt my feelings :((
Sinnamon: BITCH [iwillcutyou.gif]
ZackTaylord: NO WAIT SHE CALLED ME STUPID FRIST
PutoCoño: ha you don't even know how to spell
PutoCoño: stupid
ZackTaylord: SEE
ZackTaylord: SHE'S MEAN
ImConfusion: it's hard to believe that she's the oldest child in her home lmao
Slut45SOS: lmao trueeeeee
Slut45SOS: if she had an older sibling it'd be over for their entire life
PutoCoño: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sinnamon: when you're an only child so you can't relate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AllTheReceipts: ^^^^^^
Slut45SOS: when your sister does that to this day ¯\_(ಥ͜ʖಥ)_/¯
ImConfusion: ^^^my brother does that fuck shit
ImConfusion: and also i used to do it to my sister ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ZackTaylord: OKAY BUT I JUST FOUND THE BEST THING EVER
Slut45SOS: what is it
ZackTaylord: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ZackTaylord: it's funny that YOU answered jasey boy
Slut45SOS: i'm suddenly scared???
Sinnamon: what is it zack
ZackTaylord: lmao is it just me or does jason look like the human version of shrek [humanshrek.jpg]
PutoCoño: OHMYGOD
Sinnamon: lmaoooooooo i'm crying
Slut45SOS: ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ I'M SICK OF U MFS ROASTING ME ALL THE DAMN TIME
Slut45SOS: ,,,,,,,,,,,
Slut45SOS: but i can't even lie i do kind of look that
Sinnamon: jason looks like a human shrek/zac efron love child tbh
ImConfusion: yeah kind of
Slut45SOS has changed their name to ShracEfron
ShracEfron: meh
ShracEfron: zac efron's good looking i'll take it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
PutoCoño: tbh the gc name is kinda trash
ZackTaylord: NO ITS NOT AND U BETTER NOT CHANGE IT
PutoCoño: well if you insist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ZackTaylord: DON'T
PutoCoño has changed the name of the chat to Its Morphings Times
ZackTaylord: BRO
ZackTaylord: y r u exposing rn
ZackTaylord: do i have 2 tell ddy zdn
ImConfusion: exposing what
ImConfusion: ur power rangers obsession
ImConfusion: bc me too bitch me too
ShracEfron: well nows a good a time as ever
ShracEfron: trini do ur thing
PutoCoño: fuCK
PutoCoño: ALL OF YOU
Sinnamon: you already did ;))))
PutoCoño: i know
PutoCoño: i was there
AllTheReceipts: in all fairness you kind of did it to yourself
AllTheReceipts: not to be mean or anything
PutoCoño: i know that too
PutoCoño: bUT KIM
PutoCoño: BILLY
PutoCoño: NOW IS N O T THE TIME
T Squad | PutoCoño | ImConfusion
PutoCoño: ,,,,
PutoCoño: hey tommy can i ask you a question
ImConfusion: yeah what's up
PutoCoño: well,,,,
PutoCoño: um,,,,
PutoCoño: you know the power rangers right???
ImConfusion: lmao lemme guess
ImConfusion: you, kim, jason, billy, and zack are all the yellow, pink, red, blue, and black rangers respectively and you meet every other day in an alien spaceship and get trained by a robot and are instructed by a talking wall face, who told you to look for another member and you guys think it's me
PutoCoño: ,,,,,
PutoCoño: how did you know that
ImConfusion: omg i was kidding
PutoCoño: [conceitedmeme.jpg]
ImConfusion: shit are you serious???
ImConfusion: like,,,,are you deadass
PutoCoño: i think it's time for you to meet zordon
ImConfusion has changed their name to SHOOKT
It's Morphings Times | AllTheReceipts | ImConfusion | Sinnamon | PutoCoño | ShracEfron | ZackTaylord
SHOOKT: EVERYTHING SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE
SHOOKT: "MORPHING TIMES"
SHOOKT: "EXPOSING"
SHOOKT: "BOOIMBLUE"
SHOOKT: MORE LIKE THE FUSHCNFKHNG BLUE RANGER
SHOOKT: FROM THE POWER RANGERS
SHOOKT: YOU GUYS
SHOOKT: ARE FUDYSBDNING THE POWER RANGERS
ShracEfron: so i take it didn't go well
PutoCoño: eh
PutoCoño: it didn't go HORRIBLY
PutoCoño: but why you chose the antisocial ranger to tell them is B E Y O N D me
Sinnamon: ^^^^^ that IS true
AllTheReceipts: yeah
AllTheReceipts: she does have a point *shrugging emoji*
ZackTaylord: okay one, what do you expect???
ZackTaylord: that's jason's leadership at its finest *okay emoji*
SHOOKT: SO
SHOOKT: YOU GUYS ARE THE GODDAMN POWER RANGERS
SHOOKT: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND
SHOOKT: OHMYGOD
SHOOKT: I JUST GOT WHY JASONS NAME WAS PALE RED AND MESSY
SHOOKT: BC HES WHITE AF AND PROBABLY THE RED RANGER
Sinnamon: and don't forget a messy bitch
PutoCoño: lmao true ^^^
ShracEfron: that will never not be true lmao
SHOOKT: AND PTERODACTYLS ARE IMPORTANT BC THATS KIMBERLY'S ROBOT MONSTER THING
AllTheReceipts: zord****
SHOOKT: ZORD
SHOOKT: WHATEVER
SHOOKT: BUT SERIOUSLY
SHOOKT: THE FRACKING POWER RANGERS
AllTheReceipts: i have just the person you can talk to
AllTheReceipts: or rather the,,,,being???
Sinnamon: ugh here we go
Sinnamon: i know kim
AllTheReceipts: but you just have to deal
AllTheReceipts has added Dad
AllTheReceipts has added Alpha5 to the chat
SHOOKT: dad?????
SHOOKT: alpha5????
SHOOKT: who are these people and what is going on????
PutoCoño: remember the robot and wall face you were talking about
PutoCoño: [bishuguessedit.jpg]
SHOOKT: OHMYFINGGEE
SHOOKT: THEYRE R E A L
SHOOKT: THAT WAS A JOK E
Dad: Is this the person you were talking about?
Dad: I'm sorry, but I have failed to place your name.
Alpha5: Tommy Oliver! And they're nonbinary and use they/them pronouns!
Dad: Right. Thank you Alpha5.
Dad: Wait, is Kimberly here?
Sinnamon: yeah i'm here
Sinnamon: why wouldn't i be???
Dad: Because you didn't express your overt dislike for the color of my messages.
AllTheReceipts: we went over that before you got here
Dad: Anyway, Tommy, the others have a suspicion that you might be the Green Ranger.
Dad: Which is why we're in this virtual messaging world.
ZackTaylord: lmao whattttt
PutoCoño: bruh
ShracEfron: uh zordon?
Dad: Yes Jason?
ShracEfron: it's called a group chat
ShracEfron: it's JUST on our phones
ZackTaylord: deadass
ZackTaylord: tf is a "virtual messaging world" lmao
Dad: Well excuse me for not being familiar with human technology.
PutoCoño: the sass [oop.gif]
Sinnamon: haha tbh
SHOOKT: so,,,,i'm the green ranger
Dad: Ugh, Kimberly, you have them doing the comma thing too?
Sinnamon: ME??!?!??!
Sinnamon: THAT WAS A THING BEFORE I EVEN HAD A PERSONALITY
ZackTaylord: it's true
ZackTaylord: then she got a personality and forgot how to act
ShracEfron: ^^^^^
PutoCoño: i wanna say that's not true
PutoCoño: but it kinda is
Sinnamon: [offended.gif]
Dad: Regardless, to answer your question, yes. We think you are the next prospect for the green ranger.
AllTheReceipts: prospect?
AllTheReceipts: but what happens if they're not?
Dad: ...
Dad: Well that's all the time I have for now. Until next time Rangers.
Dad has left the chat
Alpha5: Well, that's my cue as well.
ZackTaylord: BUT WHAT IF WE'RE WRONG
ZackTaylord: TOMMY WILL BE OKAY RIGHT
ZackTaylord: RIGHT
Alpha5: Just...
Alpha5: Don't be wrong.
Alpha5: That's all Zordon has permitted me to say.
ZackTaylord: RIGHT
ZackTaylord: ALPHA 5 TELL ME THEY'LL BE OKAY
SHOOKT: yeah ^^^^^^
SHOOKT: idk about anybody else here
SHOOKT: but i LIKE being alive
AllTheReceipts: yeah tommy's really nice i would hate for something to happen to them
ShracEfron: reblogged
PutoCoño: rebloggedx2
Sinnamon: rebloggedx100000
Sinnamon: that's my new buddy
Sinnamon: i'd be all alone again
Sinnamon: and sad
PutoCoño: and what am i?
PutoCoño: hígado de picado?
Sinnamon: idk what that is/says
Alpha5: I can't tell you anything else.
Alpha5: Zordon won't let me because he's not sure you're ready for certain information and technology yet.
Alpha5: That's all I can say, I'm sorry.
Alpha5: But I'll see all 6 of you at 1600 hours tomorrow right?
ZackTaylord: i need to know what might happen so yes
ShracEfron: of course
AllTheReceipts: i'll be there
Sinnamon: i mean i guess
PutoCoño: it's not like i have anything better to do
SHOOKT: be where at what time???
Alpha5: Come on Rangers
Alpha5: 1600 hours is????
ZackTaylord: kiss my ass
ZackTaylord: that's what time
SHOOKT has changed their name to ImConfusion
ZackTaylord has removed Alpha5 from the chat
ImConfusion: i'm confused again
ImConfusion: and kinda scared
ZackTaylord: you know what?
ZackTaylord: i'm stressed so i need to compulsively ruin something
ShracEfron: no
ZackTaylord: but why
ImConfusion: bc no
ZackTaylord: but whyyyyyy
PutoCoño: bc remember that time jason took a nap and you cut the sleeves off at least half of your t shirts?
ZackTaylord: lmao yeah that was fun
Sinnamon: no
Sinnamon: it wasn't
ZackTaylord: maybe not after
ZackTaylord: but the process was definitely enjoyable
AllTheReceipts: for you
ShracEfron: ^^^^YOU'RE not the one who has to hear you complain about your arms being cold
PutoCoño: yeah that's the rest of us
ImConfusion: wait you cut the sleeves off most of your t shirts????
ZackTaylord: yeah jason's about 73% of my impulse control
ShracEfron: which is NOT okay
ZackTaylord: then trini was busy and i think kim might have been on like a hike or something and i didn't want to bother billy
ZackTaylord: he does important things after school
PutoCoño: this is true
AllTheReceipts: what?
AllTheReceipts: zack you wouldn't have been bothering me
AllTheReceipts: you guys never bother me
AllTheReceipts: except for when i'm actually doing something and the chat keeps going off
AllTheReceipts: but other than that we're good
AllTheReceipts: i like to read about your adventures as zany teens :)))
Sinnamon: "zany teens"
Sinnamon: can i just say that i honestly love billy so much
Sinnamon: like so much
AllTheReceipts: <33333
ZackTaylord: okay i'm not gonna self sabotage this time
ZackTaylord: i'm going to compulsively do something the author should have done
ImConfusion: #notmyauthor2k18
Saturdays Are For The Boys | ZackTaylord | AllTheReceipts | ShracEfron
ZackTaylord: so
ZackTaylord: boys
ShracEfron: no i'm not cracking a cold one w you
AllTheReceipts: what???
ZackTaylord: shut up jason that's not what i was gonna say
ZackTaylord: but i did want to make plans for Saturday
ZackTaylord: just us three
AllTheReceipts: sounds like fun
AllTheReceipts: i'm free
ShracEfron: me too where r we going
ZackTaylord: movies?
AllTheReceipts: ooh can we see Star Wars???
AllTheReceipts: i've wanted to go see that so bad
ShracEfron: we can see anything you want billy :)))
AllTheReceipts: well i wanna see Star Wars lol
ShracEfron: Star Wars it is
ShracEfron: you cool with that zack?
ZackTaylord: oh i don't care i'll be playing chess with my mom
ZackTaylord: have fun on your date ;))
ZackTaylord has left the chat
ShracEfron: ,,,,,
ShracEfron: did he just,,,,,?
AllTheReceipts: i don't know
AllTheReceipts: but we're still going to see Star Wars right?
ShracEfron: if that's what you want
AllTheReceipts: :)))))
It's Morphings Times | AllTheReceipts | ImConfusion | Sinnamon | PutoCoño | ShracEfron | ZackTaylord
ZackTaylord: when i say who's the best you all say zack
ZackTaylord: who's the best?
PutoCoño: me
ZackTaylord: that's not how you spell zack
PutoCoño: sucks :)
ZackTaylord: okay we're gonna try this again
ZackTaylord: when i say who's the best you all say zack
ZackTaylord: who's the best
ImConfusion: zack
ZackTaylord: ily<3333
ZackTaylord: who's the best
Sinnamon: KIM
ZackTaylord: NO
ZackTaylord: who's the best
ShracEfron: billy
AllTheReceipts: aw<333
ShracEfron: <33333
ImConfusion: aw boyfriends
PutoCoño: i ship
ShracEfron: why did kim say herself
ShracEfron: at least trini was like "me"
ShracEfron: that just makes me think kim's the type to say her own name during sex
ZackTaylord: OHMYGOD MOOD
ImConfusion: LMAOOOOOOOO
Sinnamon: it wasn't even funny
ZackTaylord: you sound salty lol
ZackTaylord: jason coming with the roast
PutoCoño: kim you have to admit that was funny
Sinnamon: no i don't
Sinnamon: bc it wasn't
PutoCoño: but it's funny bc it's true
ZackTaylord: EXPOSED
Sinnamon: you know what?
Sinnamon: since Jason wants to talk shit
Sinnamon: let's talk about how he tried to abduct me
ShracEfron: what?
ShracEfron: no i didn't
Sinnamon: "i got a van" smh
ShracEfron: IT WASN'T THAT KOND OF VAN
Sinnamon: every can is that kind of van
PutoCoño: yikes
ShracEfron: it wasn't even like that
Sinnamon: you randomly popped up in the forest like "let's run away together"
Sinnamon: and offered to drive me away in your van
ShracEfron: again
ShracEfron: not that kind of van
AllTheReceipts: wait a gosh darn second
AllTheReceipts: that was my mom's van
PutoCoño: hella yikes
ZackTaylord: ooh this is getting good [mjeatingpopcorn.gif]
ShracEfron: ,,,,
ShracEfron: you know what?
ShracEfron: maybe you're right it was a little creepy
ShracEfron: let's talk about that
Sinnamon: trying (and failing) to change the subject like
AllTheReceipts: you were just gonna leave me?
AllTheReceipts: and take my mom's van?
ShracEfron: ,,,,,of course not
ShracEfron: you were definitely invited
Sinnamon: you said nothing about bringing billy
ShracEfron: stfu kim
Sinnamon: [imjustsaying.gif]
ShracEfron: yeah no thanks i got it
ShracEfron: you're invited anywhere i go billy
ShracEfron: I'd never leave you behind :)))
ZackTaylord: does that include the bathroom????
ShracEfron: fuCK
Chapter 9: Power Hoes (Reprise)
Summary:
Okay....so this is a HELLLLLA late valentines day chat....and when I say late I mean late. Like we're well into April, and almost into May but this was written for valentines day. But that doesn't matter because one of my favorite characters to write makes an appearance and its great. Okay, maybe not great I feel like this is not my best work but it is what it is.
Well, without further adieu I hope you enjoy the 9th installment of the group chat au no one asked for
Chapter Text
It's Morphings Times | AllTheReceipts | ImConfusion | Sinnamon | PutoCoño | ShracEfron | ZackTaylord
ZackTaylord has changed the name of the chat to Power Hoes
ZackTaylord: well well well
ZackTaylord: we have certainly come full circle my friends
ShracEfron: wow
ShracEfron: it feels like it was so long ago since power hoes was the gc name
Sinnamon: crazy
AllTheReceipts: yeah how long has it been?
AllTheReceipts: like 9 chapters?
PutoCoño: wild
ImConfusion: 9???
ImConfusion: what that's not fair I've only been here for like 5
ZackTaylord: that's what happens when you're not in the movie sweetheart
ImConfusion: movie?
ImConfusion: okay what the hell are you talking about
ZackTaylord has removed ImConfusion from the chat
PutoCoño: oh so we're removing our partners now?
PutoCoño: good to know
Sinnamon: mcscuse me?????
PutoCoño: don't worry about it ;)
ZackTaylord: they were learning too much i freaked out
AllTheReceipts: it's kind of funny that I'm adding instead of removing them for once lol
AllTheReceipts has added ImConfusion to the chat
ImConfusion: zack what the hell
ZackTaylord: who????
ImConfusion: you
ZackTaylord has changed their name to CouldntBe
ImConfusion: -.-
ImConfusion has changed their name to ThenWho
CouldntBe: [conceitedmeme.jpg]
CouldntBe: ,,,,,,,,
CouldntBe: you know what?
CouldntBe: [fthisshitimout.gif]
CouldntBe has left the chat
ThenWho: he knows I have his number right?
ThenWho: like i can just call him need be
PutoCoño: honestly
PutoCoño: we don't know what he knows
PutoCoño: but personally i assume it's not a lot
Sinnamon: meh
ThenWho has added CouldntBe to the chat
ShracEfron: i feel like he knows a moderate amount
ShracEfron: not too much not too little
ShracEfron: but not necessarily enough
AllTheReceipts: no i think zack is just not traditionally smart in the way our society has come to see it
AllTheReceipts: which would be either excelling in academia or being a natural born genius
AllTheReceipts: and personally i think that's a problem that desperately needs to be fixed/changed
AllTheReceipts: he's street smart a brand of intelligence that helps HIM survive
AllTheReceipts: you can't learn something like that at Princeton or Harvard or (my dream school *heart eye emoji*) Stanford
ShracEfron: well *I* personally think a good portion of his craziness comes from the fact that he's frustrated
ShracEfron: i'm about 90% sure the human body can't last his entire lifetime without having a sexual release at least ONCE
ShracEfron: shit i can barely function w o jacking it at LEAST once a week
ShracEfron: two at most
Sinnamon: um
Sinnamon: tmi?
Sinnamon: i REALLY didn't need to know your sexual tendencies but lowkey same
PutoCoño: ^^^^^ for facts
CouldntBe: sure sex is cool but have you ever tried a hot pocket????
PutoCoño: why r we friends
CouldntBe: bc you don't have any other ones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sinnamon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sinnamon: sorry babe but that was a really good burn
PutoCoño: that's cool
Sinnamon: really?
PutoCoño: what do you think
PutoCoño has removed Sinnamon from the chat
CouldntBe: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CouldntBe: shiiiiiiiiiiit
AllTheReceipts: wait,,,,,,
AllTheReceipts: when did zack get back in the chat
ShracEfron: tbh?
ShracEfron: who knows
ThenWho: i do bc i added him back lol
ShracEfron: oh that makes sense
AllTheReceipts: trini is it okay for me to add kim back?
AllTheReceipts: she's begging me
PutoCoño: [helltothenahnah.mp4]
AllTheReceipts: oh alright then
PutoCoño: you know what?
PutoCoño: actually yeah
PutoCoño: i'll be back i have to do something
AllTheReceipts has added Sinnamon to the chat
Sinnamon: TRINI
Sinnamon: I'M SORRY
ShracEfron: so did anyone see the all star game?
ThenWho: HELL YEA MY BOY BRON BRON CAME THRU
ShracEfron: NO
ShracEfron: STEPH'S TEAM WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM
ThenWho has changed their name to LeBeerusJames
LeBeerusJames: FTW
ShracEfron: beerus????
AllTheReceipts: like lord beerus?
ShracEfron: from dragon ball?
LeBeerusJames: ye
AllTheReceipts: YOU WATCH ANIME
LeBeerusJames: *YOU* WATCH ANIME??
AllTheReceipts: you're surprised?
LeBeerusJames: ,,,,,
LeBeerusJames: true
ShracEfron has changed their name to WheissCurry
WheissCurry: WHEISS CURRY WITH THE SHOT BOI
LeBeerusJames: TEAM BRON BRON
WheissCurry: TEAM CURRY
LeBeerusJames: THAT'S WHY WE BEAT YOU
WheissCurry: UR TEAM WAS DOWN FOR LIKE 97% OF THE GAME
LeBeerusJames: SO?
LeBeerusJames: WE STILL CLAPPED YOUR ASS
LeBeerusJames: ,,,,,pause
Sinnamon: wth is going on
CouldntBe: beats me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AllTheReceipts: sports talk
Pains in my ass | TruePainInMyAss | SlightlyBetterPainInMyAss | PutoCoño
PutoCoño: lo siento mi hermana
PutoCoño: lmao sike
Power Hoes | AllTheReceipts | LeBeerusJames | PutoCoño | WheissCurry | CouldntBe | Sinnamon
PutoCoño has added TruePainInMyAss and SlightlyBetterPainInMyAss to the chat
TruePainInMyAss: WHADDUP FUCKERS
CouldntBe has changed their name to ZackTaylord
ZackTaylord: is that,,,my son?
TruePainInMyAss: ZACK
ZackTaylord: MATEO IS THAT YOU
TruePainInMyAss: YEAH
Sinnamon: oh
Sinnamon: my god
Sinnamon: trini's gonna kill you
TruePainInMyAss: um,,,,,,who are you?
Sinnamon: kim
TruePainInMyAss: HOT KIMBERLY'S HERE TOO?
TruePainInMyAss: NICE
TruePainInMyAss: i mean,,,,,
TruePainInMyAss: hey kim ;)))))
Sinnamon: you know what?
Sinnamon: we're not doing this
Sinnamon: nope nope nope not today not in this courtroom
Sinnamon has removed TruePainInMyAss from the chat
LeBeerusJames: lmaooooooooooooo
ZackTaylord: nooooooo my soooon
ZackTaylord has added TruePainInMyAss to the chat
SlightlyBetterPainInMyAss: why does my phone keep buzzing what the heck
Sinnamon: from the name i'm assuming that's probably diego
SlightlyBetterPainInMyAss: yeah hi kim
TruePainInMyAss has changed their name to TheHandsomeOne
TheHandsomeOne: as i said before
TheHandsomeOne: WHASSUP FUCKERS
PutoCoño: mateo?
PutoCoño: how tf did you get in the gc
TheHandsomeOne: magic ;))
PutoCoño: why were u on my phone
TheHandsomeOne: FUCK U THAT'S Y
PutoCoño: you know what?
PutoCoño: i'm screenshotting this so when you ask why i kicked your ass you'll know why
WheissCurry: wait did he just quote that vine?
SlightlyBetterPainInMyAss has changed their name to GoDiegoGo
GoDiegoGo: so,,,,do any of you play super smash bros?
AllTheReceipts: are you kidding me?
GoDiegoGo: ,,,,,no,,,,,?
AllTheReceipts: i LOVE super smash bros
AllTheReceipts: this is Billy by the way
GoDiegoGo: do you wanna come over and play with me?
GoDiegoGo: trini he can come over right?
PutoCoño: duh
ImConfusion: so you guys never specified what's at four tomorrow
WhiessCurry: i'll explain it at school tomorrow
TheHandsomeOne: so kimberly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Sinnamon: here we go *eyerollemojis*
TheHandsomeOne: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
TheHandsomeOne: bc ur an angel ;)))
WheissCurry: WOWowowow
Sinnamon: 0/10
TheHandsomeOne: oh come on!
TheHandsomeOne: that was a good one!
ZackTaylord: come on kid i taught you better than that
PutoCoño: mateo's kind of like nsync
TheHandsomeOne: what?
PutoCoño: bye bye bye
PutoCoño has removed TheHandsomeOne from the chat
LeBeerusJames: lmao that was a good one *thumbs up emoji*
Sinnamon: 10/10
PutoCoño: what can i say
PutoCoño: everyone loves a callback
ZackTaylord: LET MY SON STAY
PutoCoño: NO
ZackTaylord: BUT Y THO
PutoCoño: BC ONE OF YOU IS BAD ENOUGH
WheissCurry: reblogged
ZackTaylord: RUDE
ZackTaylord: #BRINGMATEOBACK
PutoCoño: no
Sinnamon: seconded
WheissCurry: idk he's kind of funny
Sinnamon: wait how did he even get back in here after i removed him???
ZackTaylord: oh yeah
ZackTaylord has added TheHandsomeOne to the chat
ZackTaylord: duh lmao
PutoCoño: ZACK
PutoCoño: STOP
TheHandsomeOne: DON'T
ZackTaylord: [ugotitdude.gif]
TheHandsomeOne: hey kim
Sinnamon: i already know i'm gonna be sorry i asked but
Sinnamon: what's up
TheHandsomeOne: is there something in your eye?
Sinnamon: what????
TheHandsomeOne: oh yeah
TheHandsomeOne: issa TWINKLE
Sinnamon: do me a favor?
TheHandsomeOne: anything for you mi amor
PutoCoño: you're reeeaaallllly asking for it today
Sinnamon: don't ever talk to me or my sons again
TheHandsomeOne: sons????
Sinnamon: billy and diego
TheHandsomeOne: diego?
TheHandsomeOne: what the hell???
Sinnamon: he's my favorite twin
TheHandsomeOne: they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine but you're not really fine but you just can't get into it bc they would never understand
AllTheReceipts: [wakemeupinside.jpg]
PutoCoño: damn
PutoCoño: so are you gonna leave now or what
TheHandsomeOne: no,,,,
TheHandsomeOne: i'm gonna play super smash bros with billy
TheHandsomeOne: right after i kill diego
GoDiegoGo: [gottablast.gif]
GoDiegoGo has left the chat
WheissCurry: okay honestly?
WheissCurry: how did you two get in here in the first place?
LeBeerusJames: tbh????
PutoCoño: he took my phone
Sinnamon: MATEO
Sinnamon: LEAVE ME ALONE
ZackTaylord: he’s not even saying anything?????
Sinnamon: he’s texting me outside the gc
Sinnamon: and tbh i’m 3 seconds from just blocking his number
TheHandsomeOne: no don’t do that
TheHandsomeOne: i can’t help it that ur a palm tree and i’m coconuts about you ;)))))
Sinnamon: oh my god
ZackTaylord: 10/10 *clapping emojis*
LeBeerusJames: i can’t even front that wasn’t bad 7/10
WheissCurry: ^^^^^ 8/10
PutoCoño: fym that was garbage
PutoCoño: straight basura
TheHandsomeOne: WHAT
TheHandsomeOne: THAT WAS *NOT* TRASH
Sinnamon: yes it was
TheHandsomeOne: please
TheHandsomeOne: as if either of you could do better
Sinnamon: are you a nun? Bc ur like none other
PutoCoño: ,,,,,,,
PutoCoño: sabes que i’m just gonna throw you both out
Sinnamon: fuCK
Chapter 10: PrettyMuch Dying
Summary:
Guess who's finally out of hibernation?
Hey lovelies,
You already know who it is back with another installment of the shittest crackfic on this site. So this is kind of an interlude because it does absolutely NOTHING to further the storyline I built up (idk how there's a storyline either but I can guarantee it's there...try squinting) but I'm not marking it interlude bc I'm problematic. But who cares? It's not like anyone cares about the chapter titles anyway.
So as we near the end of july we're gaining upon two things:
1) the anniversary of my first post (I have something planned to commemorate it hopefully I finish in time)
2) the day I leave for college (I have a ton of stories in the works but idk how much writing I'll be able to get done next year. Hopefully I can finish everything before I leave but come on, let's be real here)
So, I'll see you in my next post and hope you enjoy the first Zordonless chapter since the first two (I think)
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Power Hoes | AllTheReceipts | LeBeerusJames | PutoCoño | WheissCurry | ZackTaylord | Sinnamon | TheHandsomeOne | GoDiegoGo
ZackTaylord has removed TheHandsomeOne from the chat
ZackTaylord has removed GoDiegoGo from the chat
ZackTaylord has changed the name of the chat to PrettyMuch Dying
ZackTaylord has changed their name to BrandonsHoe
Sinnamon: well someone’s been busy this morning
BrandonsHoe: YOU CAN BE MY TEACHER
BrandonsHoe: YOU CAN BE MY BOSS
BrandonsHoe: OHHHHHH YOU CAN BE MY LOVERRRRR
PutoCoño: it’s too early for this bullshit
BrandonsHoe: YOU CAN BE MY CAR
BrandonsHoe: BABY I CAN DRIVE YA
WheissCurry: u don’t need to b driving anyone anywhere
BrandonsHoe: OHHHHHHHHH
BrandonsHoe: ANYWHERE YOU WANT
BrandonsHoe: SKRT SKRT
LeBeerusJames: that’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen
PutoCoño: ^^^^^^^
BrandonsHoe: YOU CAN BE MY TEACHER
BrandonsHoe: YOU CAN BE MY BOSS
BrandonsHoe: IDGAF CAUSE
AllTheReceipts: so tell me ur wish
BrandonsHoe: ASHSKDNFBDI CAN DO THE NIGHT OR THE DAY SHIFT
BrandonsHoe: THIS IS WHY BILLY’S MY FAVORITE HE WLWAYS COMES IN CLUTCH
LeBeerusJames: WOWowowow
PutoCoño: i’m NOT here for this
PutoCoño: add me back when zack’s not high anymore
PutoCoño has left the chat
Sinnamon: what the hell is going on
BrandonsHoe: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLyMj7k5Ths
BrandonsHoe: watch it cunts
WheissCurry: ooh a boy band i’m here for it
BrandonsHoe: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sinnamon: okay
Sinnamon: i just want to make it clear
Sinnamon: THE ONE WITH THE CURLS IS MINE *heart eye emojis*
BrandonsHoe: BRANDON IS GLASSES SO DON’T EVEN TRY IT
Sinnamon: I ALSO WANT TRACKSUIT
WheissCurry: wait fuck you *I* wanted tracksuit :(((
Sinnamon: :pppppp
WheissCurry: you know what?
WheissCurry: i don’t even care
WheissCurry: the dread head is cuter than him anyway (A/N: idk if this is problematic or not so plz lmk)
LeBeerusJames: ,,,,,
LeBeerusJames: that song is garbage
BrandonsHoe: BE GONE THOT
BrandonsHoe has removed LeBeerusJames from the chat
WheissCurry: [shookspongebob.jpg]
Sinnamon has changed their name to LoveMeEdwin
LoveMeEdwin: i want to have Edwin’s babies
WheissCurry: ,,,,you have a WHOLE gf
LoveMeEdwin: okay??????
LoveMeEdwin: i’ll have her babies too?????
LoveMeEdwin: get off my dick?????
BrandonsHoe: see jason?
BrandonsHoe: this is why we can’t have nice things bc ur always
BrandonsHoe: TALK IN G SH I T
WheissCurry: [bitchwhere.gif]
Traumatized But Functional | PutoCoño | AllTheReceipts
AllTheReceipts: can i add u back now?
AllTheReceipts: they’re lowkey scaring me
PutoCoño: what’s happening?
AllTheReceipts: zack found a boy band and now they’re arguing
AllTheReceipts: [partofarguement.jpg]
PutoCoño: [forfuckssake.gif]
PutoCoño: yeah go ahead i guess
PrettyMuch Dying | AllTheReceipts | WheissCurry | BrandonsHoe | LoveMeEdwin
AllTheReceipts has added PutoCoño to the chat
WheissCurry: I DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING DO ANYTHING
LoveMeEdwin: BUT U DID THO
WheissCurry: WHERE
WheissCurry: WHERE DID I DO IT
BrandonsHoe: SHE CAN HAVE ANYONE’S BABIES SHE WANTS
BrandonsHoe: WHITE MEN DON’T GET TO DECIDE IF A WOMAN HAS A BABY JASON
WheissCurry: I DIDN’T ASK FOR UR OPINION ON ABORTION ZACHARY
LoveMeEdwin: WELL I DIDN’T ASK WHO MY GIRLFRIEND WAS JASON
LoveMeEdwin: ALL I SAID WAS EDWIN JOEL HONORET IS MY FUTURE BABY DADDY
PutoCoño: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHO TF IS THAT
PutoCoño: BC I’M ABOUT 99% SURE MY NAME IS N O T EDWIN JOEL HONORET
WheissCurry: THAT’S WHAT *I* SAID
LoveMeEdwin: i can have ur babies too
LoveMeEdwin: i’ll have a l l the babies
BrandonsHoe: u only like ppl that r shorter than u huh
PutoCoño: FUKIN FITE ME HOE
BrandonsHoe: lmaoooooo chillll
LoveMeEdwin: wait,,,,,
LoveMeEdwin: where’s Tommy?
BrandonsHoe: [conceitedmeme.jpg]
AllTheReceipts: [begonethot.jpg]
WheissCurry: WOWowowow
LoveMeEdwin: ooh ur gonna get it lmao
PutoCoño: ^^^^^ smh
LoveMeEdwin: aw unity <3333
PutoCoño: no
LoveMeEdwin: </3 :(((
AllTheReceipts: has added LeBeerusJames to the chat
LeBeerusJames: thank you billy
AllTheReceipts: :)
LeBeerusJames: okay
LeBeerusJames: HOW T HE F U C K AM *I* A THOT
LeBeerusJames: YOUR NAME IS L I TT ER A LY BRANDONS H O E
LeBeerusJames: YO U ‘ R E THE THOT HERE NOT NE
AllTheReceipts: umm,,,,has anyone claimed the blonde guy?
AllTheReceipts: bc he’s cute and i like his hair
BrandonsHoe: THE FACT THAT MY NAME HAS THE WORD HOE IN IT IS BESIDE THE POINT
LeBeerusJames: H O W
LeBeerusJames: YOU T HO T
BrandonsHoe: okay one
BrandonsHoe: i feel like you put the h and the o together on purpose
LeBeerusJames: well if the shoe fits *eye emojis*
BrandonsHoe: -.-
BrandonsHoe: and two
BrandonsHoe: BC I FUKIN SAID SO
PutoCoño: lmao you sound like my mom
WheissCurry: ^^^^^^ (dad***)
PutoCoño: tRiNi!¡!¡ DoN’t SaY yOu’Re GaY iT’s JuSt A pHaSe AnD yOu DoN’t KnOw WhO’s LiStENiNg
PutoCoño: okay but why?
PutoCoño: pOrQuE I sAiD sO dAmNiT
WheissCurry: nO YoU cAn’T gO jAsOn I dOn’T cArE wHeThEr Or NoT yOu’Re oN hOuSe aRrEsT aNyMoRe
WheissCurry: Oh come on why
WheissCurry: bEcAuSe I fUcKiNg SaiD sO (yOu LiTtLe ShiT)
LeBeerusJames: WELL WON’T YOU LOOK AT THAT
BrandonsHoe: LOOK AT WHAT
LeBeerusJames: YOUR ARGUMENT WAS INVALIDATED AND I DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
LoveMeEdwin: why are you guys using all caps?
AllTheReceipts: yeah
AllTheReceipts: it’s kind of redundant considering you can’t hear each other
AllTheReceipts: not to mention it’s an extremely inefficient way to communicate if you two actually are angry
AllTheReceipts: but hey [noneofmybuisness.jpg]
LoveMeEdwin: TEA *coffee emojis*
BrandonsHoe: I DO IT BC I LILE IT
PutoCoño: lmaoooooooooo
PutoCoño: ur entire life is garbage
LeBeerusJames: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LeBeerusJames: I AGREE
BrandonsHoe: FUCK ALL OF YOU
BrandonsHoe: EXCEPT FOR BILLY
BrandonsHoe: HES THE ONLY ONE WHOS BEEN NICE TO ME
AllTheReceipts: :)))))
BrandonsHoe: NOW BEGONE THOTS
BrandonsHoe has left the chat
WheissCurry: ,,,,,,,he said begone meaning he wanted us to leave
WheissCurry: then left???
WheissCurry: what???????
LoveMeEdwin: jason since when does he make sense
WheissCurry: you right
PutoCoño: kim i really want you to change ur name
LoveMeEdwin: then we can be gfs again?????
PutoCoño: we were always gfs we just weren’t friends
LeBeerusJames: i-
LeBeerusJames: nvm
LoveMeEdwin: say less
LoveMeEdwin has changed their name to EdwinsBabyMama
WheissCurry: how is that better????
PutoCoño: ^^^^^^!!!!!!
EdwinsBabyMama: you said change it so *shrugging emojis*
PutoCoño: fuCK
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