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A 3-am drunken crack 'fic produced on request. Absolutely do not read if you are of a sensitive disposition. Names redacted to protect the guilty.
Features an explicit description of a man having intimate carnal relations with a large piece of machinery.
Also features inappropriate lubrication, and acts liable to injure the user. Do not attempt at home, etc.
