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Giraffe had been waiting for the mangaka she now shared a hotel room with to finally got to sleep at the ripe time of 5AM. There were coffee cups all over the place alongside the manga scrapped sheets of failed manga, but on Wolf’s desk was a pile of papers that the super detective Giraffe assumed was the final product that was to be sent off to her editor.
Giraffe looked over to the sleeping Wolf, who was now hugging her body pillow of a washed up mangaka with colgate hair. This was the perfect chance to get a little sneak peak of the great Grey Wolf-sensei’s latest work of art! She sneaked past the empty cups, trying her best to not make a single sound as she reached Wolf’s desk.
“Aha!” Giraffe laughed before she quickly shut herself up, turning her loud prideful voice to a quieter volume before speaking again, “Wolf-sensei’s next work is in my hands, only a super sleuth such as myself would be able to come across such a treasure…even if it was…out in the…open. But still…”
The pages almost shone a bright gold as Giraffe held such art in her hands. What kind of spectacular art would be just a page turn away? Giraffe turned the blank cover page over, it appeared that Wolf had yet to come up with something to grab the attention of Friend readers.
“Don’t You DARE Take Your Eyes Off Me!”
“What an odd title for one of Wolf-sensei’s works,” Giraffe thought as she read the work in progress title. There was nothing to even give away the plot.
The plot was probably pretty obvious, but Giraffe was like a conspiracy theorist who overanalyzes things. She probably thought the earth was flat too. Anyway, Giraffe turned the title page over and started to read it.
Things had been normal for the first few pages, the two main characters were familiar, but Giraffe just assumed Wolf had made characters based off the new Friends they had met after the Kaban shit. By the time Giraffe had turned to page five, things got…
Fucking spicy.
This was fucking porn. Actual fucking porn of a Lion Friend fucking a Moose Friend.
“I can’t look…” Giraffe pussied out and averted her eyes, “But I can’t stop reading.”
What a fucking flip floppy pussy. She looked to the page again.
“Is…that a pee pee?!”
She may have yelled that aloud. Wolf stirred a little, but still held onto her colgate husbando pillow.
“What about a dick?” Wolf sleepily asked, rubbing her eyes with one of her hands. When Wolf noticed that Giraffe a) had a raging nose bleed and b) was holding her manga, her eyes widened, “Honey, I can explain.”
“I saw this and thought it was another super detective issue and you were coming out of hiatus…” Giraffe’s eyes had gone lifeless, like she had died, or seen something that died, “But no! You did hentai!”
Wolf shrugged and had a shit eating smirk on her face, “It’s fine right? Friends like that shit right?”
“Yeah…If they’re fucking Margay.”
“She totally preordered a copy on JapariBooks,” Wolf pointed out. Giraffe facepalmed.
Of course Margay did. God, how did those penguin idols handle that yuri fag? Whatever, Giraffe finally put the hentai back on Wolf’s desk.
“It’s just nut fuel my dude,” Wolf said, still having that shit eating smirk on her face, “My muses appreciated it when I showed them.”
“I’m scared to ask who they were.”
Wolf looked at Giraffe as though she had just said the dumbest shit ever, “Are…Are you fucking serious? It’s literally in the manga dumbass.Lion and Moose? Y’know, the lesbians that have a BDSM thing going on.”
“TMI!”
What the actual fuck was wrong with Wolf?
“Did…Did you cuck them?” the not so good detective asked.
“Maybe a little,” Wolf replied, “Moose makes great Ahegao faces by the way.”
“Fucking disgusting.”
“What?” Wolf didn’t understand why Giraffe was not into this shit.
“That’s fucking gay.”
“You’re fuckign gay.”
“Shut up.”
“Traps are also gay,” Wolf suddenly declared.
“WHAT?”
Wolf looked away, “I may have made Lion a…Imeanwhat?”
Shit was getting more and more spicier. That would also explain the peen that Giraffe had seen.
“I want a divorce.”
“We’re not married.”
Shit.
“I’m just gonna…leave you to your colgate pillow.”
Wolf grabbed her body pillow of the shitty mangaka husbando and yelled, “First of all, his name is Rohan you normie! Secondly…don’t kinkshame me!”
“…Bye.”
Giraffe hot footed it out of Wolf’s room, her nose was still bleeding when she passed Campo Flicker who had eventually chased after her with a box of tissues.
“No bleeding in the lobbyyyyyy! It’s unhygienic!”
Giraffe kept her nose covered, it was fucking gross, but, uh…
“That shit was hot though.”
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Like a day earlier...
“So,” Wolf started to say as she held onto her colgate husbando, “What do you guys think?”
Lion and Moose sat down in Lion’s den, staring at Wolf’s hentai manga. Moose had blood running from her nose and Lion was drooling.
“T-This is…” Moose stuttered.
Lion finished her sentence, “FUCKING ART!”