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[hOsh added wonnie, sunshine dk, visualgod, Jihoon. , m8, 1004, the only seung who matters, booty boo, vernon!, hongjoshua, the best maknae and chefgyu to a groupchat]

[hOsh renamed the group “welcome fOlks”]

hOsh : ayeeee!

wonnie : fuck you want

hongjoshua : wonwoo

wonnie : f you want

hOsh : :(

sunshine dk : ELLOOOOOOOOO

booty boo : what is this group for

the only seung who matters : em we have the old gc??

hOsh : it died

Jihoon. : and this will surely die soon too lol u add the exact same boring 12 guys

hOsh : we’re in the same band??

m8 : excuse u im not boring

visualgod : you’re the boring one

m8 : im not?

visualgod : i said jihoon chill

Jihoon. : die

1004 : enough sons

chefgyu : anyways, it died coz we had three days off
chefgyu : and see each other 24/7 since yall lazy asses just stay in dorm

the best maknae : mm I went back to my hometown ???

chefgyu : yeah and forget us all to even text something in the gc

the best maknae : hyung :(

vernon! : well, we’ll get back to our own sched tomorrow

sunshine dk : speaking of schedule, I have to record an ost tomorrow does anyone wanna come accompany me :D

wonnie : no

booty boo : no ;(

m8 : just go alone lol

hOsh : i would go w u but think i need to start making the choreo for our cb so I’ll spend the whole day in practice room since i don’t have other schedule I think

sunshine dk : :(

hOsh : sorry bro :/

the best maknae : hyung I’ll go with you!

sunshine dk : really!

the best maknae : yeah !!

sunshine dk : love you maknae!!!

the best maknae : me too hyung!!

the only seung who matters : jihoon mingyu do we have anything tomorrow

chefgyu : .
chefgyu : youre the leader

Jihoon. : no
Jihoon. : wonwoo can you join me in the studio tomorrow
Jihoon. : for lyrics

wonnie : yeah sure

vernon! : seungcheol hyung don’t we have photoshoot for the upcoming concert

chefgyu : oh yes right

wonnie : o really? what time

vernon! : 9am i think

wonnie : jihoon ill go after the photoshoot

Jihoon. : k

hOsh : wonu can you stop by the practice room after that <3

wonnie : why should i???

hOsh : to visit your boyfriend?

visualgod : omg

hongjoshua : gasps

booty boo : what the fuck

hongjoshua : seungkwan!

booty boo : what the frick???????

wonnie : SOONYOUNG SHUT UP IM NOT UR BOYFRIEND
wonnie : were. Friends.

m8: ouch

the best maknae : rejected again :/

Jihoon. : lmao

hOsh : i’ll never stop trying to win your heart <3
hOsh : KWON SOONYOUNG FIGHTING

sunshine dk : rooting for you, bro!

visualgod : i, for once, am rooting for soonyoung

1004 : goodlukc hosh

m8 : goodlukc

the seung who matters : goodlukc

booty boo : goodlukc

hongjoshua : goodlukc

1004 : gasps JOSHUA NOT YOU TOO

hongjoshua : my finger slipped

1004 : youre cancelled

booty boo : hey whos home can someone open the door my hands are full

wonnie : right where s everyone

vernon! : got ya

chefgyu : on my way home, bought dinner for everyone

m8 : ure a life savior dude

chefgyu : <3

[m8 changed chefgyu’s screenname to lifesaviorgyu]

Jihoon. : thank im hungry as hell I could eat a whole human

visualgod : eat my ass ;)

[Jihoon. removed visualgod from the chat]

m8 : lmaoooo

1004 : ohmygo d that dude is wild

wonnie : when will jihoon accept jun

Jihoon. : ure one to talk when will u accept soonyoung

wonnie : .
wonnie : nvm

[hongjoshua added visualgod to the groupchat]

hOsh : im at a café, does any of u want anything

the best maknae : chocolatte!!

vernon! : americano

the only seung who matters : oh im nearby!! wait for me

hOsh : ok hyung!!
hOsh : anyone else?

m8 : slice of cheesecake pls

Jihoon. : think you two can wait? im at the studio im almost done
Jihoon : i don’t wanna walk to dorm alone

Wonnie : lol ure scared?

Jihoon : its 9pm??

the only seung who matters : yeah we’ll wait

Jihoon. : be there in 10

welcome fOlks - 12:30am

lifesaviorgyu : hey anyone up?? vocal team? perf team?

hOsh : im schleep

visualgod : im Dead
visualgod : inside

1004 : im still up why

lifesaviorgyu : im,, sleepy. can someone turn off the washing machine later, about 20 mins left

hongjoshua : will do!! sleep well gyu!

lifesaviorgyu : thanks hyung, you too

the only seung who matters : soonyoung i’ll visit you after photoshoot tomorrow

hOsh : seungcheol hyung ily ure d best

wonnie : ???

hOsh : oh don’t worry he cant compare 2 u <3

vernon! : aw

lifesaviorgyu : THE i thought ure all dead

the only seung who matters : about to, gn everyone

sunshine dk : im confused?

Jihoon. : for why

sunshine dk : why is wonwoo acting like

[wonnie removed sunshine dk from the groupchat]

wonnie : sleep well everyone!!

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welcome fOlks - 12:03pm

wonnie : omw studio

jihoon. : oh that was fast

lifesaviorgyu : where the hell is minghao

lifesaviorgyu : is he in the stuodi with soonyoung hyung

hOsh : he was earlier but he said he is not feeling well so i asked him to go home

lifesaviorgyu : no wonder hes not replying

lifesaviorgyu : whos at dorm w minghao??

1004 : hes sleeping

1004 : fucking 39 celsius

lifesaviorgyu : wtf he

lifesaviorgyu : dumbass

lifesaviorgyu: has he taken med yet

1004 : he just did

hongjoshua : what happened

lifesaviorgyu : he said he wasnt feeling well ytd so i asked him to take med but he refused

lifesaviorgyu : and now hes sick

lifesaviorgyu : a whole dumbass

hongjoshua : calm down mingyu he'll be ok

1004 : yeah

1004 : hey gyu

1004 : im hungry

lifesaviorgyu : ugh not now hyung im tired

1004 : I TOOK CARE OF YOUR BOYFRIEND

1004 : is this how u gonna treat me after i took care of your sick dumbass bf

1004 : i dont even ask you to cook just buy something cuz ure on way home??

1004 : i deserve better @ god

visualgod : overdramatism

lifesaviorgyu : fine what u want

1004 : pizza!!

booty boo : rly? pizza @ noon???

1004 : shut up seung who doesnt matter ure not even home

booty boo : IM OMW HOME

booty boo : my god i hate seungcheol hyung change ur goddamn name

[1004 changed booty boo's screename to i dont matter]

i dont matter : HYUJG

i dont matter : WHY ARE U LIKE THIS

1004 : u dont like pizza @ noon catch that name

the only seung who matters : lmao

welcome fOlks - 7:00pm

hOsh : hey whats for dinner

visualgod : jihoons ass

visualgod : IM JK DONT KICK ME OUT

Jihoon. : the fuck

hOsh : um ok guys so whats for dinner im omw home

hOsh : did mingyu cook

visualgod: no he literally hasnt moved since he came home

visualgod: minghaos so lucky damn

Jihoon. : shutup ohkygod

visualgod: i breathed

hOsh : GUYS

hOsh : ANSWER ME

hOsh : im w seungcheol wonwoo and ji what do y'all want for dinner

1004 : seungcheol

the only seung who matters : yeah??

1004 : i want seungcheol 4 dinner

the best maknae : …

vernon! : really jeonghan hyung, right infront of my salad?

hOsh : jihoon just rolled his eyes so hard im laughing

visualgod: must be cute

the only seung who matters : jeonghan

the only seung who matters : not in public

1004 : ;)))

wonnie : im tired do yall want dinner or not

hongjoshua : ok be serious guys or we wont eat at all

hongjoshua : i dont mind

visualgod: hmmm chicken??

sunshine dk : :(( we just had chicken like two days ago

visualgod : ok fine

sunshine dk : pizza?

i dont matter : SEOKMIN HYUNG WE JUST HAD PIZZA

sunshine dk : oh?? i wasnt home

i dont matter : oh yea right but no pizza

i dont matter : i crave 4 subway mmm

vernon! : spicy rice noodles?? just feel like eating it

the best maknae : SPICY RICE NOODLES YUM

1004 : catch this vote @ spicy rice noodles

hongjoshua: ^^

i dont matter : i

i dont matter : guys??? DID U ALL RLY JUST IHNORE ME LIKE THAT

hOsh : ok then spicy rice noodles it is

the best maknae : yay

i dont matter : HEY

i dont matter : AT LEAST COMFORT ME OR SOMETJING?? myb say we'll get subway tomorrow or something???

1004 : shut up seungkwan

1004 : u literally dont matter

vernon! : bdjdhdjjsjd

i dont matter : i hate this fuckign family

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welcome fOlks – 2:00am

1004 : seungkwan has beenn crying for the past two hours can some1 shut him up

hongjoshua : jeonghan -_-

1004 : sigh fine

[1004 changed i dont matter's screename to baby bro]

the best maknae : im finally free

1004 : u wish

[1004 changed the best maknae's screename to #1 baby maknae]

#1 baby maknae : sigh

the only seung who matters : lol u will always b our baby chan

sunshine dk : true

hOsh : love our maknae!!!

Jihoon. : honestly

vernon! : wouldnt trade u for anything chan

#1 baby maknae : i suddenly dont wanna grow up
#1 baby maknae : i have the best hyung ily all :(

baby bro : ure growing up but as long as ur with us, ure still our baby

#1 baby maknae : :(((( ily hyung

the only seung who matters : cmere

1004 : who

the only seung who matters : chan not u lol

#1 baby maknae : oh??

the only seung who matters : im soft for u :/ and mingyu keeps asking me to exchange for the night he wna b w minghao

hOsh : minghaos sleeping just fine

lifesaviorgyu : pls...

hOsh : why cant I Go There instead

lifesaviorgyu : idm sleeping in anyones bed,, its up to seungcheol hyung

the only seung who matters : no U stay ure the leader and minghao is Sick

hOsh : but his bf is gonna take cwre of him for the night!!!!

vernon! : lol hyung, wonwoo hyung is asleep btw

hOsh : nvm chan off u go

Jihoon. : pfft whipped

hOsh : says u

Jihoon. : soonyoung.
Jihoon. : keep ur mouth shut

visualgod : mm??

hOsh : jun pm me real quick

visualgod : were in the same room..

hOsh : oh yeah right

Jihoon. : SOONYOUNF ISTTFG

i dont matter : omg soonyoung hyung ure so dead jihoon just left the room

[direct message from wonnie to hOsh – 2:20am]

wonnie : what did jihoon say lol what happened

hOsh : omg i thought u were Schleep

wonnie : i told hansol to say that

hOsh : WHY
hOsh : do u hate me so much

wonnie : u kno i dont
wonnie : ure my bestfriend soonyoung

hOsh : :(
hOsh : bestfriend huh

wonnie : yea infact ure my best bestfriend

hOsh : stop this hurts
hOsh : do u rly think i would be happy w that title
hOsh : best bestfriend???

wonnie : soonyoung pls

hOsh : i dont understand
hOsh : im p sure u feel the same
hOsh : u aint fooling me

wonnie : ill just sleep

hOsh : IM NOT DONE TALKING

wonnie : were texting

hOsh : well im not done TEXTING

wonnie : gn

hOsh : u cant escape me
hOsh : im going to ur bed first thing first tomorrow
hOsh : gn ily :/

welcome fOlks - 10am

visualgod :  good morning to lee jihoon only <3

Jihoon. : my god.

vernon! : are y'all good

vernon! : is soonyoung hyung ok?? did jihoon hyung beat his ass up last night

hOsh : he did but i told jun abt what happened so it was worth it <3

Jihoon. : i hate u so much

hOsh : keke

1004 : not 2 b busybody but i wna know the full story

sunshine dk : me 2..

lifesaviorgyu : yeah after all we're a team

hOsh : sry guys but its a 96line's secret :/

the only seung who matters : are u rly going to b like this kwon soonyoung

hOsh : oh fuck he used my full name

Jihoon. : this wont happen if u just keep ur mouth shut

hOsh : b-but,,, jihoon they all wna know,, 

hongjoshua : please im actually curious too

wonnie : yk what jihoon we'll eventually find out 

Jihoon. : god y'all are so annoying 

hOsh : im just gna tell them

Jihoon. : NO

hOsh : jihoon once jerked off to jun's fancam

Jihoon. : FUCK YOU SOONYOUNG

[Jihoon. left the groupchat]

visualgod : I caNT BREATHE my baby got exposed poor baby

hongjoshua : my god...

vernon! : i cant stop laughing dkfsdf

sunshine dk : hope chan's still sleeping 

hOsh : he is dw

1004 : thats all??? isnt that normal don't we all do that

hongjoshua : no thats not normal???

1004 : omg so its just me??

visualgod : no i do that too

wonnie : do what, what are we talking abt now

wonnie : jerking off to our own members?

1004 : yeah??

the only seung who matters : guys quit this chan might b sleeping but he'll still read it

visualgod : yeah ok but before that i just need y'all to know i only jerk off to jihoon im loyal

hOsh : jeonghan hyung who do u jerk off to

1004 : so far seungcheol n jisoo

hOsh : wildt

baby bro : i dont even wna know who soonyoung hyung jerk off to i mean its p obvious

hOsh : u know me so well keke

lifesaviorgyu : poor y'all have to b discreet abt this lmao get a boyfriend challenge

hOsh : HOW ARE U THIS ANNOYING AND INSENSITIVE MINGYU IM ACTUALLY HURT???

visualgod : i wish jihoon would just accept me

hOsh : OH MY GOD IM SO ANNOYED??? DO U NOT KNOW HOW LONG IV E BEEN WAITING FOR THAT ONE GUY FROM UR HIPHOP TEAM ?? DO YOU RLY NOT KNOW

lifesaviorgyu : OMG IM SORRY I WAS JUST JOKING WHY ARE U SO SERIOUS

1004 : uve rly crossed the line mingyu, i love two dudes what do u want me to 2 do abt it

sunshine dk : mate not everyone is as lucky as u and minghao

lifesaviorgyu : JFC Y'ALL ARE SO EMO TODAY FINE IM SORRY OK

the only seung who matters : stop it ohmygod...

[the only seung who matters added Jihoon. to the groupchat]

1004 : jihoon thats totally normal u dont hv 2 b ashamed

1004 : come back to the room i know ure still sleepy

hOsh : we are all v accepting

Jihoon. : how do i mute someone in a groupchat

hOsh : QUIT IT

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welcome fOlks – 7:00pm

vernon! : DRAMARAMA IS A FUCKING BANGER WOOOOOOOOOWO

hOsh : FUCK I FORGOT BRB HHH

m8 : how cld u forget??? jooheon hyung must b disappointed

hOsh : well is it my fault that ive been in practice room all day trying to make a choreo for next performance with one less master mind bc hes fucking sick

m8 : stop..
m8 : sorry but i’ll def join tomorrow

hOsh : hh i was just kidding, im glad u feel better now <3

the only seung who matters : OHM Y GOD DRAMARAMA IS AMAZING??

Jihoon. : it is

wonnie : rapline snapped!

Jihoon. : i really like the rap part?
Jihoon. : damn changkyun, my hero

visualgod : hey im here 2 inform y’all that im fucking gay my guy

wonnie : wonho hyung?

visualgod : yea hes so HOT

Jihoon. : -_-

visualgod : oh don’t worry ure hotter jihoon ;)

Jihoon. : whatever

lifesaviorgyu : damn kihyun hyung be getting half of the lines again
lifesaviorgyu : i strive 2 b like him

baby bro : THE THE THE
baby bro : MONSTA X DID THAT!!! WIG SNATCHED!!! OHMYGOD

vernon! : it is truly a masterpiece

1004 : DRAMARAMA IS SOOOO GOOD IM SO PROUD OF MONSTA X MY SONS!!!

#1 baby maknae : hyung u do realize they re all older than u right
#1 baby maknae : well except changkyun hyung ofc

1004 : WHO CARES CHANNIE THEYRE STILL MY SONS

#1 baby maknae : :/ whatever helps u sleep at night

hOsh : BRO JOOHEON MY HYUNG RLY SNAPPED OMG????/
hOsh : changkyun too but ohmygod
hOsh : im so??? I LOVE JOOHEON HYNG SMUCH LIKE??

wonnie : ure so cute when u talk abt jooheon hyung like this
wonnie : like, so soft n precious
wonnie : ah well, anyway

hOsh : wonu im :((((
hOsh : i lov u

sunshine dk : oh wow what happened to wonwoo hyung

wonnie : shutup im listening to the 3rd track in the album n it makes me so soft like
wonnie : v soft

sunshine dk : omg I should go listen I love soft songs!!!

the only seung who matters : kids go listen to the full album its so good

wonnie : I did

#1 baby maknae : ok hyung!!

the only seung who matters : u did? whats ur fav track

wonnie : cant u tell… atm.. its in time but i rly like all

hongjoshua : same I like in time a lot

the only seung who matters : not surprised
the only seung who matters : i like tropical night the most i think

1004 : from zero is the best SONG on the album

wonnie : in time says hello

hOsh : are y’all serious dramarama is the TITLE track for a reason

Jihoon. : i actually agree w soonyoung for once

hOsh : thanks, ig

sunshine dk : im back I love IN TIME WOW

wonnie : right??

Vernon! : are we rly gna disrespect X like this

1004 : from zero
1004 : from zero
1004 : from zero
1004 : from zero

m8 : from zero is good but it is not the best song on the album

visualgod : from zero is composed by wonho hyung we love a talented man with a hot body!!

the only seung who matters : they told me it was originally hyungwonho’s song

1004 : hyungwonho as in hyungwon + wonho?

the only seung who matters : yeah
the only seung who matters : im kiho all the way

1004 : u have a ship in monsta x cheol?? that’s cute

lifesaviorgyu : u don’t? i love kihyun n hyungwon lmao

1004 : for why

lifesaviorgyu : i hung out w them at last year’s isac n i think theyd make a great couple

m8 : they remind me of us

lifesaviorgyu : right??? like they keep bickering but deep inside they lov each other
lifesaviorgyu : n that’s heckin cute

baby bro : ure like saying minghao n u are cute but ok

Jihoon. : welp

m8 : I mean
m8 : hes not wrong were cute

baby bro : ….
baby bro : im gonna puke real quick

hongjoshua : yk what cheol not to disrespect ur otp or anything but
hongjoshua : i don’t rly like kiho

1004 : UGH SAME

the only seung who matters : FOR WHHY THEY RE CUTE???
the only seung who matters : like wonho hyung is always so soft when hes with kihyun hyung
the only seung who matters : n ive seen the way he looks at kihyun hyung n im telling u ive never seen someones eyes sparkle like that

hongjoshua : :/
hongjoshua : that’s how u are w jihoon ure always soft for him

the only seung who matters : WHAT ARE U ON ABOUT

Jihoon. : the we’re bros

the only seung who matters : exactly

1004 : i agree w jisoo hmm,,

the only seung who matters : hey kids?? do I treat jihoon slightly better than y’all?

#1 baby maknae : tbh? yes

baby bro : ngl Yes,,

vernon! : uhhh noo??

hOsh : i never paid attention on how u treat jihoon lmfao

wonnie : yea who has the time to observe

lifesaviorgyu : probably 5% better but im not hurt or anything idk

m8 : same

hOsh : that’s bc u two r so up each others asses

sunshine dk : yes???!! FINALLY TIME TO VENT!
sunshine dk : sometimes im confused
sunshine dk : like
sunshine dk : i even thought ure actually in lov w jihoon hyung

Jihoon. : THE FUCK Y’ALL ARE ON ANOTHER LEVEL OF NONSENS EKSJDS

visualgod : is seungcheol hyung in love w my bby too…. what..

Jihoon. : IM NOT UR BABY

visualgod : then are u seungcheol’s???

Jihoon. : .
Jihoon. : NO
Jihoon. : GODDAMIT

the only seung who matters : PoHMYGOD I NEVER KNEW U GUYS FELT LIKE THIS
the only seung who matters : k let me explain
the only seung who matters : i never realized ok? i thought i treat all of u,, the same. but since some of u said i treat jihoon better then it is probably bc jihoon has always been working hard to compose songs for us yk and hes like v stressed sometimes n i feel like as a hyung n leader i should treat him nicely so that he never gets discouraged yk
the only seung who matters : but i feel bad now that i know you all can feel the difference
the only seung who matters : i love all of you the same
the only seung who matters : ok myb jisoo and jeonghan slightly more bc they are… my boyfriends?

hongjoshua : we are boyfriends now??? i thought u disliked the idea of dating 2 guys at once

1004 : we practically have always been since we had threesome

the only seung who matters : SHUTUP HAN NOT NOW ASHKSDJS
the only seung who matters : ok back to our topic
the only seung who matters : why aren’t y’all responding did I fuck up that badly

hOsh : ohmygod no hyung
hOsh : i didn’t respond cos i never felt the unfair treatment

sunshine dk : i was,, overdramatic,,
sunshine dk : i m gonna cry i love u seungcheol hyung T_T

#1 baby maknae : me 2!! i love u hyung im sorry for even thinking that way :(((

baby bro : me too…. I love u?? ure rly the best leader n hyung

Jihoon. : tsk.. kids…

the only seung who matters : i love all of u the same :(

baby bro : hyung!!!! IM CRYING SM I LOV U

1004 : hes literally sobbing how cute

vernon! : want me come comfort

baby bro : pls

vernon! : omw

wonnie : well im glad everythings clear now

hongjoshua : i was jealous for nothing im sorry cheol

1004 : yeha me too…
1004 : *yeah

hOsh : YEHA
hOsh : YEHAW??
hOsh : YEHAWW!!

1004 : I SWEAR TO GOD KWON SOONYOUNG IM SO CLOSE TO DISOWNING U

hOsh : disowned by you?? YEHAW!!!
hOsh : GOTTA BLAST!!!!

1004 : CHAN UNLOCK THE FREAKING DOOR IM COMING

Jihoon. : jesus we can never have a soft moment without you all ruining it after 5 seconds

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[direct message from visualgod to Jihoon. – 12:10am]

visualgod : wanna nut

Jihoon. : wtf go away

visualgod : :/
visualgod : u love me

Jihoon. : maybe

visualgod : ;)
visualgod : why are u still up?

Jihoon. : as usual
Jihoon. : u?

visualgod : i just got home from practice room
visualgod : my whole body aches

Jihoon. : ??? why
Jihoon. : did u not get enough sleep last night or

visualgod : i skipped lunch and yeah i slept for like 3 hours last night 

Jihoon. : why did u skip lunch wtf??? is soonyoung overworking u all

visualgod : no haha he would never! i just
visualgod : i gained weight so im on a diet
visualgod : but soonyoung is on a diet too so we just keep practicing during our break while channie had lunch

Jihoon. : jun are u dumb
Jihoon. : u call that dieting??

visualgod : well yeah

Jihoon. : no dumbass thats not right u would die wtf

visualgod : i wont die by skipping lunch??

Jihoon. : what did u eat for dinner??

visualgod : salad?

Jihoon. : WTF
Jihoon. : THATS NOT OK URE GOING TO DIE
Jihoon. : come out now were going to eat

visualgod : CANT JIHOON IM ON A DIET
visualgod : as much as id love to meet u rn i cant...

Jihoon. : no were going to eat
Jihoon. : we’ll have diet food whatever
Jihoon. : there are so many diet food out there aside from salad i cant believe ure this stupid
Jihoon. : why are u even dieting carats would b so mad if they know

visualgod : i think i dont look handsome thesedays...

Jihoon. : are u kidding me?? ure THE visual

visualgod : mingyu is the visual...

Jihoon. : mingyu? boring

visualgod : does this mean u actually think im #1 in term of looks in seventeen
visualgod : and wow.. i know u always care for people silently but this is the first time ever u show u care for me... u love me somuch i think im going to cry

Jihoon. : huh
Jihoon. : i almost arrived at dorm u can come out now

visualgod : answer me jihoon or i wont go

Jihoon. : yeah ure #1 in looks

visualgod : no i mean
visualgod : do u love me

Jihoon. : im outside

visualgod : jihoon :(

Jihoon. : ugh fine ily

visualgod : more than just friend?

Jihoon. : ill count to 3 come out now

visualgod : im going to sleep

Jihoon. : YEA I LOVE U DUMBASS
Jihoon. : MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND
Jihoon. : NOW GET UR ASS OUT HERE OR I’LL FUCKINH KILL YOU

visualgod : thats so... romantic
visualgod : ill be outside in 30 sec!!!
visualgod : i love u

[direct message from Jihoon. to wonnie – 12:20am]

Jihoon. : u up?

wonnie : yea

Jihoon. : wyd

wonnie : games

Jihoon. : think u can stop gaming for a while?

wonnie : whats up?

Jihoon. : soonyoung and jun skipped lunch n they only had salad for dinner

wonnie : what the hell

Jihoon. : i know
Jihoon. : im w jun i forced him to eat
Jihoon. : yk what to do

wonnie : yeah ok thx for letting me kno

[direct message from wonnie to hOsh – 12:25am]

wonnie : wya

hOsh : practice room why darl do u miss me already :D

wonnie : ure still practicing??

hOsh : um yeah
hOsh : do u wna come i would b really energised if i get to see ur face :(

wonnie : i’ll come
wonnie : i’ll buy something
wonnie : what do u want to eat?

hOsh : its fine i just want u here

wonnie : is chicken okay?

hOsh : wonu im... dieting

wonnie : why?

hOsh : .. why?

wonnie : why r u on diet

hOsh : cos i gained weight?

wonnie : u look just fine
wonnie : infact u got squishier n cuter

hOsh : thats so sweet but i still need to lose some weight

wonnie : im starting to get angry

hOsh : WHAT DID I DO

wonnie : its 1230am n ure still practicing, ok fine i can understand thats just, u. but skipping lunch?? and only salad for dinner?? SOONYOUNG U COULDVE FAINTED

hOsh : why did jun tell on me when he himself did the exact same thing

wonnie : it was jihoon
wonnie : at least jun knows his limit he stopped practicing

hOsh : i cant believe jihoon...

wonnie : stop practicing or eat some food w me u choose

hOsh : i cant stop i still have yet to perfect this one move...

wonnie : then im coming
wonnie : i’ll order chicken, ok?

hOsh : ok :(

wonnie : ily ill be there asap

hOsh : i lov u too wonu
hOsh : somuch

welcome fOlks - 1:00am

baby bro : this gc is so dead today where s everyone

baby bro : i kno the 95line are in the living room watching tv, jihoon hyung in the studio but how abt the rest

sunshine dk : im in perf team’s room w chan n minghao n mingyu we’re just
sunshine dk : ugh what are we doing idek
sunshine dk : talking, i guess

baby bro : jun and soonyoung hyung are still at the practice room??

vernon! : no lmfao jun hyung is with jihoon hyung n wonwoo hyung went to the practice room to bring soonyoung hyung food

baby bro : wow everyones with their lover and then theres me :/

vernon! : come to my room then

baby bro : and watch the same movie again? no thanks

vernon! : ITS A GOOD MOVIE

baby bro : while ily n all, no

vernon! : well we can watch something else

baby bro : like what. anime?

vernon! : ....

baby bro : u rly live a boring life bye im taking a walk

welcome fOlks - 3:01am

visualgod : oi listen up u fuckers

the only seung who matters : ....

visualgod : *fwuckers
visualgod : geez its 3am

1004 : exactly its 3 am i was abt 2 fall asleep
1004 : but ure asking for: instant death

the only seung who matters : what is it now why cant y’all let me rest

1004 : why did i decide to give birth to 10 people im regretting everything now

wonnie : -_-
wonnie : so jun? whats up

visualgod : my dick

#1 baby maknae : ... D: jun hyung is weird

hOsh : i cant rly see him in the dark but i think hes giggling under the blanket

sunshine dk : uh i think jihoon hyung is somewhat crying and laughing too

wonnie : if my hunch is correct
wonnie : i think they have something now

hOsh : have what
hOsh : something we cant have?

wonnie : will u just shut up

Jihoon. : ehm u guys
Jihoon. : jun and i are dating
Jihoon : ty for ur time

visualgod : JIHOON IWAS SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM

Jihoon. : well ure taking too much time n im sleepy

the only seung who matters : finally?? well congrats

1004 : y’all are fucking officially now congrats

#1 baby maknae : CONGRATS HYUNG!!! :D

hongjoshua : when did that happen? anyway, congrats.

sunshine dk : we have three official couple now? BOUTA GET LIT YO
sunshine dk : congrats tho
sunshine dk : now jihoon hyung can jerk off w the real jun

sunshine dk : that hurts hyung D;

Jihoon. : u asked for it
Jihoon. : now give me back my ipod

visualgod : omg baby u actually threw ur ipod at him?? nooo poor seokmin

1004 : baby.....

vernon! : whos jun calling baby

hongjoshua : backread hansol

vernon! : cant im 2 sleepy n my dumb ass forgot to silent my phone ig i ll check incase its sokething importanf

sunshine dk : poor hansolie must b so sleepy ):

the only seung who matters : nothing rly important has ever been discussed in this gc...

1004 : well
1004 : jun n jihoon are fucking now

hongjoshua : jeonghan its called being boyfriends

vernon! : thats important tho??
vernon! : congrats, both of u

visualgod : hansol!! my only true dongsaeng

vernon! : <3
vernon! : now if u excuse me
vernon! : goodnight

sunshine dk : guess ill sleep too

visualgod : hold up not everyone congratulate us yet

Jihoon. : seungkwans sleeping

#1 baby maknae : hao hyung & gyu hyung too

visualgod : soonyoung?? wonu??

visualgod : mother fuu when did this guy fall asleep

wonnie : uh
wonnie : congrats??

visualgod : sounds fake but i’ll take it

[direct message from Jihoon. to hOsh]

Jihoon. : ik ure not asleep

Jihoon. : u can fool the others theyre stupid but not me

Jihoon. : i can hear u crying soonyoung rply to me

hOsh : I AM NOT CRYING

Jihoon. : caught ya

hOsh : i hare u

Jihoon. : sure
Jihoon. : i uhh im sorry??

hOsh : nah

Jihoon. : i dont wna betray u like that but... i love jun n i thought why not give it a chance

hOsh : what r u talking abt?? ure not betraying me??

Jihoon. : yk what im talking abt
Jihoon. : do u want me to talk to wonu abt it?

hOsh : no pls.. just leave him alone

Jihoon. : im rly sorry?

hOsh : shutup jihoon
hOsh : im just being bitter here
hOsh : u dont hv 2 be sorry
hOsh : congrats btw dude

Jihoon. : i hope it would work out for u

hOsh : i hope so too

welcome fOlks - 1:59pm

sunshine dk : ohhh! yup! jyp!

baby bro : break it down uh!

sunshine dk : its time introducingggg

baby bro : 2PMMMM

#1 baby maknae : A BOP!!

baby bro : omg chan was like 9 when they dropped the hottest debut title track

#1 baby maknae : and u were 10...

baby bro : omg ur right

m8 : smh

[the only seung who matters changed their screename to csc]

lifesaviorgyu : iz u ok hyung

csc : yeah its just too long what an eyesore

baby bro : took u long enough to notice that

csc : shutup
csc : anyway has any of u seen soonyoung?
csc : he didnt reply my text

m8 : hes in the practice room? i think

#1 baby maknae : ah yes he is there

csc : oh ok
csc : thanks

sunshine dk : :’(

#1 baby maknae : whats wrong hyung?

sunshine dk : i miss soonyoung hyung...

m8 : shit me too honestly he has been locking himself in the practice room for days
m8 : when hes in the dorm hes become so quiet

lifesaviorgyu : i just realized.. he rarely joins us in the chat either

1004 : oh god is he ok
1004 : should i b worried

hongjoshua : should we do something??

csc : hey kids ive got this dont worry
csc : also pls dont do anything yet

[direct message from csc to hOsh - 2:15pm]

csc : soonyoung? r u in the practice room
csc : soonyoung
csc : ??
csc : istg if ure ignoring me on purpose ill beat ur ass up

hOsh : oh hyung??
hOsh : sorry i was dancing
hOsh : geez relax

csc : smells like a lie but ok

hOsh : u cant smell lie or text hyung

csc : shutup
csc : i was going to get u but something came up

hOsh : huh why would u come n get me

csc : soonyoung
csc : u havent been urself thesedays

hOsh : what do u mean

csc : u know exactly what i mean

hOsh : not rly

csc : soonyoung

hOsh : what

csc : see

hOsh : see what

csc : this is not u
csc : usually ure like bubbly even in text now ure just , dead

hOsh : well myb im dead

csc : SOONYOUNG NO

hOsh : sorry hyung but i’ll talk to u later

csc : dont fucking do that

[hOsh blocked csc]

csc : DON’T [unsent]
csc : FUCK [unsent]

[direct message from hOsh to Jooheoney - 2:25pm]

hOsh : hyung….

Jooheoney : soonyoung? whats good my dongsaeng

hOsh : are u in korea?

Jooheoney : yeah? Why?

hOsh : can i sleep over? just for 1 night…
hOsh : 2nights if u don’t mind

Jooheoney : did something happen???

hOsh : no, not rly
hOsh : i just need. some time, alone. w/o him, yk

Jooheoney : ah
Jooheoney : ure welcome here anytime, dude
Jooheoney : have u told seungcheol yet??

hOsh : i..

Jooheoney : smh
Jooheoney : nvm I’ll tell him

hOsh : thanks hyung

[direct message from Jooheoney to csc - 2:30pm]

Jooheoney : seungcheol

csc : jooheon hyung???

Jooheoney : soonyoung’s staying w us so don’t worry

csc : ohmygod
csc : ill beat him up istg

Jooheoney : no please its rly ok
Jooheoney : they all r pleased to have him anyway
Jooheoney : he seems rly miserable
Jooheoney : give him some time ok?

csc : sigh i hope hes not too sad
csc : take care of him hyung

Jooheoney : dw I will

welcome fOlks - 2:33pm

[hOsh left the groupchat]

1004 : sEUNGHCHEOL

1004 : U SAID NOT 2 WORRY

1004 : ONE OF MY SONS LEFT

1004 : IS HE OK

1004 : SEUGCHEOL