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9:01am
Principal Nezu added Aizawa Shouta, Ectoplasm, Inui Ryo, Ishiyama Ken, Kan Sekijirou, Kayama Nemuri, Maijima Higari, Shuuzenji Chiyo, Snipe, Thirteen, Toshinori Yagi, and Yamada Hizashi to the chat.
Principal Nezu named the chat Senseis of Yuuei.
Principal Nezu: Hello, fellow Yuuei teachers! The school year is just about to begin, so I’ve taken the liberty of establishing a quick and convenient method of communication for the 13 of us.
Principal Nezu: Please feel free to message this chat whenever you are experiencing issues with students, staff, other teachers, etc.
Principal Nezu: Basically, I just want you to know that I am here for you! We are here for you! So don’t be shy!
Toshinori Yagi: Principal Nezu, what a fantastic idea!!! I am excited to work with everyone this upcoming year!
Thirteen: Seconded! What a lovely idea, Principal
Aizawa Shouta: is this really the best idea, principal nezu? what if one of our phones gets hacked? i imagine there will likely be confidential information shared in this message thread at some point during the year
Yamada Hizashi: don’t be such a party pooper shoucchan! ob vi ous ly we all have some kind of anti-hacking thing on our phones
Yamada Hizashi: besides………
Yamada Hizashi: it’s been too long since i’ve been in a group chat like this
Yamada Hizashi: right, shoucchan? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Aizawa Shouta: oh god
Yamada Hizashi changed his name to mic drop
mic drop changed Aizawa Shouta’s name to sleepyhead
mic drop changed Principal Nezu’s name to furgalicious
furgalicious: Why thank you, Yamada-kun! I do take much pride in my luxurious fur.
sleepyhead: please stop
mic drop changed Toshinori Yagi’s name to cymbal of peace
cymbal of peace: … What?
Kayama Nemuri: !!!!!!
Kayama Nemuri: i’m
mic drop changed Kayama Nemuri's name to bringing sexy back
bringing sexy back: excuse u
bringing sexy back: i’ve always been sexy
bringing sexy back: (but i approve)
Shuuzenji Chiyo: Yamada-kun! How explicit!
mic drop changed Shuuzenji Chiyo’s name to literally the only reason we’re all still alive
literally the only reason we’re all still alive: says that you should stop this nonsense right now, young man.
bringing sexy back: brb chOKING
mic drop: i’m sorry, recovery girl please forgive me
mic drop changed literally the only reason we’re all still alive’s name to recovery girl-obaasan
recovery girl-obaasan: Better. But in the future, please refrain from such undignified communications.
mic drop: aw but i’m not done tho
sleepyhead: someone just stop him please
bringing sexy back: aizawa idk about u but i’m 100% loving this
Kan Sekijirou: same
sleepyhead: blood?
cymbal of peace: same
Ectoplasm: same
furgalicious: Same.
sleepyhead: principal nezu????
Thirteen: same
Maijima Higari: same
sleepyhead: power loader, since when do you even text??
Inui Ryo: same
recovery girl-obaasan: Same
sleepyhead: …
sleepyhead: even you, recovery girl?
recovery girl-obaasan: What?
recovery girl-obaasan: Just because I scold him doesn’t mean I don’t like the kind of energy he brings us!
recovery girl-obaasan: We need a little more excitement at Yuuei
mic drop: ヽ(^◇^*)/
mic drop: thank u recovery girl, i won’t disappoint you
mic drop: now who am i missing
Snipe: what the golly gee is this
Snipe: why are y’all makin my phone blow up like a pistol at a rodeo
mic drop: ah yes! how could i forget our local straight shootin cowboy
Snipe: heC K son i ain’t no cowboy
mic drop changed Snipe’s name to wot in tarnation
wot in tarnation: …
wot in tarnation: wot
Ectoplasm: wot in duplication
bringing sexy back: wot in vibration
Thirteen: wot in evacuation
furgalicious: Wot in administration!
sleepyhead: …
furgalicious: Wot? It’s not that hard to figure out the trend!
furgalicious: Honestly. Just because I’m an animal doesn’t mean I cannot too participate in the sharing of widespread Internet memes.
furgalicious: Ah, the Internet meme: a shared commodity, one that unites people across the world under the simple promise of joy and laughter
bringing sexy back: so like,,, all might
Ectoplasm: whAT
wot in tarnation: wot in the gosh golly gee tarnation
Ishiyama Ken: ^^^
mic drop: accurate
mic drop: all might, a true meme of the modern ages
cymbal of peace: Yes! If it is as Principal Nezu has described, I would gladly take on the role of “Internet meme” to satisfy the masses and keep evil at bay.
cymbal of peace: With a smile!
cymbal of peace: :-)
Maijima Higari: we’ll hold you to that all might
cymbal of peace: Please do, Power Loader!
Maijima Higari: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mic drop: ohoho speaking of
mic drop changed Maijima Higari’s name to cubone
bringing sexy back: i’m yeLLING
cubone: this…
cubone: isn’t wholly inaccurate
mic drop: you say that like you’re surprised
cubone: i’ve learned to lower my expectations around you yamada
mic drop: e x c u s e y o u
cubone: alright then
cubone left the Senseis of Yuuei chat.
furgalicious: Oh no, this won’t do! All senseis need to remain in the chat!
furgalicious added cubone to the Senseis of Yuuei chat.
cubone: dammit
recovery girl-obaasan: Hizashi-kun!!! What did I say!
mic drop: sorry recovery girl!! i’ll just
mic drop changed Kan Sekijirou's name to the blood of my enemies
mic drop changed Thirteen’s name to baymax
mic drop changed Cementoss’s name to cementhrow
baymax: I’m????
baymax: Honored??
furgalicious: How appropriate! Thirteen does save lives, after all
cymbal of peace: As do us all!
cementhrow: sadfkaseltsd yamada you are just
the blood of my enemies: really, yamada? really??
the blood of my enemies: do you even know what my quirk is
mic drop: lmao aren’t you like a bloodbender or something
the blood of my enemies:
the blood of my enemies left the Senseis of Yuuei chat.
mic drop: WAIT i was kidding
mic drop added the blood of my enemies to the Senseis of Yuuei chat.
the blood of my enemies: mic i swear to god
mic drop: your quirk lets you manipulate your own blood, i kno i kno
mic drop: god i just thought it’d be funny, but i see you’re not the laughing type
mic drop: man you all really think i’m dense or something huh
sleepyhead: you mean you’re not?
mic drop: wow that’s mean shoucchan
mic drop: was our entire friendship since high school worth n o t h i n g to you
sleepyhead: what friendship
mic drop: :^(
bringing sexy back: yo mic i think you missed a few ppl
mic drop: o shit you right
mic drop changed Ectoplasm’s name to karaoke king
mic drop changed Inui Ryo’s name to spot
karaoke king: you say karaoke king
karaoke king: but when will any of you actually go to karaoke with me?
bringing sexy back: yi k e s
spot: woitklazsjdoicfawj;
spot: awpotieskSJEOIKLSD
spot: ATIOKEDJ:SDKLFVSGA
the blood of my enemies: “fuck”
the blood of my enemies: “fucK YOU”
the blood of my enemies: “fucK YOU YAAMDA I AINT A DOMESTIC ASS PUP”
recovery girl-obaasan: Inui-kun!
mic drop: i don’t know if i should be impressed at the fact that kan actually understood everything hound dog was saying
mic drop: or at the fact he knew exactly where the typo was
spot: SJDTOIKLESDX
the blood of my enemies: “COME TO GROUND BETA AND ILL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD BE IMPRESSED AT”
the blood of my enemies: the answer is both and neither
mic drop: what
bringing sexy back: what
sleepyhead: what
wot in tarnation: wot
cymbal of peace: Excuse me, fellow teachers! Not to interrupt this lovely conversation, but does anybody know of a good but low-key supermarket for groceries in Musutafu?
cymbal of peace: I’m almost out of milk, and my time is
cymbal of peace: Er… it’s a quarter to three
cymbal of peace: SO! Anybody, recommendations?
mic drop: what!
mic drop: all might i know you’re so busy saving the innocents you hardly keep track of time
mic drop: but it’s only 9:35 am
sleepyhead: omg hizashi pls
bringing sexy back: yamada stfu
mic drop: i’m?? confused??
mic drop: it’s literally the start of the day, not three in the afternoon
mic drop: do u need a new watch or something all might
baymax: The corner store by Nabuu Street is a nice one, All Might! Very hero-friendly, and they’ll even let you slip out the back door to avoid adoring fans!
cymbal of peace: Thank you, Thirteen! I will frequent it within the hour!
sleepyhead: i’m also a fan of the cantina near tatooin station
cementhrow: bespin is prty good too
mic drop: is anyone gonna correct all might
furgalicious: Kashiiku in the Wookiees shopping center has very affordable but nourishing hair products, All Might. True and tested!
mic drop: you guys
mic drop: you guys come on
the blood of my enemies: i like mosu esupa, not a popular villain spot so you can prob go out w/o any incidents
mic drop: are you guys just going to ignore me
4:56pm
sleepyhead: yes
8:34pm
furgalicious: Be ready for the first day of classes tomorrow, teachers!
furgalicious: For tomorrow… our students will arrive!
the blood of my enemies: u gonna expel all 20 of ur students again eraser lol
sleepyhead: only those with zero potential
mic drop: that’s p rude shoucchan
sleepyhead: like mic
mic drop: …
bringing sexy back: R O A S T E D
mic drop: i thought we were friends shouta
sleepyhead: i have no friends
bringing sexy back: same
wot in tarnation: same
baymax: same
cymbal of peace: same
karaoke king: same
cementhrow: same
furgalicious: Same
spot: wpoe
the blood of my enemies: “same”
the blood of my enemies: same
recovery girl-obaasan: Same
mic drop: …
mic drop: this chat just got too real
wot in tarnation: you started it sonny
mic drop: :^(
mic drop: i just came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
sleepyhead: don’t you have an orientation and opening ceremony to plan
mic drop: o shit u rite!! ok i forgive u shouta, we can still be friends
sleepyhead: i’m not your
mic drop: good night, everybody!!! see you bright and early tomorrow morning!
furgalicious: Good night, Yamada-kun! Perhaps tomorrow will find you in a better place with your peers.
mic drop: wait wut
the blood of my enemies: lmao