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    Summary

    Kim Joonmyun is an unfunny bitch.
    Oh Sehun is probably a nudist.
    Park Chanyeol is probably high.
    Byun Baekhyun should really exchange Chanyeol for a real puppy.
    Huang Zitao needs to stop working out to Eye Of The Tiger
    Wu Yifan is probably gonna get cavities soon.
    Kim Minseok should stop using the wall as an ash tray.
    Kim Jongdae really needs a stove.
    Zhang Yixing needs to stop collecting dolls.
    Lu Han needs to stop trying to give Jongdae cooking lessons.
    Kim Jongin is probably going to be sleeping outside before the semester ends.
    Do Kyungsoo needs to use his big boy words instead of judging Jongin silently.

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