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1. A Modest Proposal by allthegoodnamesaretakendammit

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Sep 2017

   Tags

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   • Albus Dumbledore/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • The Fat Friar
   • Nearly Headless Nick
   • Peeves (Harry Potter)
   • AU
   • power differential
   • Religious Themes
   • Age Difference
   • Wedding Night
   • Asexuality
   • not crack as much as it is a step apart from reality
   • what I'm saying is that it's silly
   • Harry is seventeen
   • disregarding the last four books entirely
   • gray-A demiromantic Dumbledore
   • a power nap
   • and more than enough filth for you to roll around in
   • oh my god who wrote this

   Summary

   Dumbledore felt that it was wrong to have a funeral without a wedding to cancel it out, and Harry thought he rather had a point. So they got married. Of course, none of their friends could attend because they were all still hovering around the smoldering remains of Voldemort and talking to Aurors and tending to the wounded and unmasking the Death Eaters lying prostrate on the Hogwarts lawn. No use getting upset about it, really.

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