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Potter
I hate you!
I hate your stupid hair and your ugly emerald green eyes
and I hate your eternal optimism and your bright and cheerful outlook on life
HATE IT!
Draco Malfoy
Malfoy
Well I hate you to!
I hate your pragmatism and how you have a witty comeback for everything
and I hate how good green looks on you
HATE YOU!
Harry Potter
Potter
You can't hate me, I hate you!
We are not supposed to hate each other
Stop it
Draco Malfoy
Malfoy
I hate you so very very very much
Harry
Potter
I hate you more
Malfoy
Malfoy
I hate you the most!
Harry
Potter
I have attached a green and blue scarf of contempt to show how much I hate you
It will draw attention to your hideous eyes
Malfoy
Malfoy
I have attached a peacock quill for idiots
I saw your last one broke, so I have taken the liberty of replacing it
s o people can continue to see how much of a prick you are
Harry
Potter
I hate you so much I want you to come to hogsmede with me
so I can prove how much I hate you
Malfoy
Malfoy
Meet you at the three broomsticks at 11
So I can continue to hate you for as long as possible
Harry
Potter
See you there
I hate you
Malfoy
