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[Group052] Jung_HS: hey
[Group052] Jung_HS: hey anybody there
[Group052] Jung_HS: ANYBODYYYY
[Group052] Jung_HS: SOMEONE ANSWER PLS
[Group052] Jung_HS: IM FREAKING OUT
[Group052] Jung_HS: ok just, help im alone in this weird small room and its so dark and theres no door no nothing only this weird touchscreen device thing on the wall
[Group052] Jung_HS: so i think im supposed to ask for help with this??? ANYONE???
[Group052] Jung_HS: WAHHHHHHH
[Group052] Jung_HS: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Group052] Min_YG: Hey calm down, I’m here
[Group052] Min_YG: Same situation
[Group052] Jung HS: THANK GOODNESS THERE IS SOMEONE i thought i was gonna DIE
[Group052] Min_YG: We’re not gonna die, calm down ok? And stop with the caps
[Group052] Min_YG: We’ll come up with something, promise
[Group052] Jung_HS: sorry i was just
[Group052] Jung_HS: terrified
[Group052] Min_YG: Understandable, this place is freaking dark, like the heart of my ex
[Group052] Min_YG: But we’ll be ok. This is a pretty elaborate setup and whoever did this wouldn’t have bothered to make doorless rooms if all they want to do is kill us, would they?
[Group052] Jung_HS: ok i… that makes sense, thank u min-yg-ssi im less close to pissing my pants now
[Group052] Min_YG: Just call me Yoongi
[Group052] Min_YG: You?
[Group052] Jung_HS: hoseok but u can call me hobi
[Group052] Min_YG: Ok Jung Hobi now help me brainstorm
[Group052] Min_YG: See, we’re group 052, does it mean that there are at least 51 other groups like us? what kind of fucked up mass kidnapping is this
[Group052] Min_YG: Actually, how big is “us”
[Group052] Jung_HS: wut
[Group052] Min_YG: I mean, I’m assuming that “us” is two people but what if there’s more and they’re just not talking yet? What if there are other creepy people lurking around just watching us type, what if we’re not alone
[Group052] Kim_NJ: You’re not alone.
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Hi, I’m Kim Namjoon. I just woke up, sorry for being late to the party.
[Group052] Min_YG: No need to apologize, it’s not like everyone who’s drugged always wakes up at the same time
[Group052] Min_YG: Anyway, same situation there too, I assume?
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Yeah, too bad there aren’t any doors, I could’ve broken them down if there were any.
[Group052] Jung_HS: oooh ur a bodybuilder?
[Group052] Kim_NJ: No, just very good at destroying things xD
[Group052] Jung_HS: ppl still use xD unironically?
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Should I take offence at that?
[Group052] Min_YG: Guys back to the topic
[Group052] Min_YG: Which is
[Group052] Min_YG: How the heck we’re gonna get out of here
[Group052] Min_YG: This seems like pretty organized crime, considering there are maybe at least 52 groups of people in here
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I think there’s more.
[Group052] Min_YG: More?
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Why else would there be a 0 in front of the 52 unless they need the third digit? There can be hundreds of groups.
[Group052] Min_YG: Wow damn you’re a smart one aren’t you, now find a way to get us out of here pls?
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I’m at a loss, there’s nothing except bare walls here. If we can get to talk to whoever abducted us we might figure something out.
Pied Piper: Hello. I am your kidnapper. Do you want to play a game?
[Group052] Min_YG: Wow holy shit damn
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Might as well. What game, may I ask?
Pied Piper: This will not be disclosed until you have all your group members.
[Group052] Min_YG: There’s more of us? What is this shit this is so fucked up
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Yoongi, language.
[Group052] Min_YG: I’ll say anything I want thank you very much, Kim New Jersey
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I think not, Min Young Gangsta.
[Group052] Jung_HS: guys
[Group052] Min_YG: You stay out of this, Jung Head Shot
[Group052] Kim_SJ: sorry am I interrupting something?
[Group052] Min_YG: You are not, Kim Super Junior
[Group052] Kim_SJ: that’s Kim Seokjin to you! anyway I’m glad I’m not the only one here. last thing I remember, I was in the supermarket parking lot holding my baby carrots, and then I open my eyes and I’m here!
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I was leaving the library, I think. So there’s four of us. Is the group complete yet? Can we get our instructions for the game now?
[Group052] Min_YG: You seem really eager to play whatever game it is, I’m suspicious
[Group052] Kim_NJ: It’s just that the sooner we play it the sooner we get to leave?
[Group052] Jung_HS: idk namjoon but have u watched any horror films before? usually playing a game when ur kidnapped never goes well
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Really? I have to admit that I haven’t watched many horror films. Enlighten me on what shall happen next.
[Group052] Jung_HS: oh lots could happen next, u could get caught in a metal trap and have ur organs gored out or someone could cut open ur stomach or u might have to saw off ur leg or sth, possibilities are endless
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Nothing like that will happen for sure, this room is empty save for this screen. No traps in sight.
[Group052] Jung_HS: THEN THE WALLS WILL SQUASH U OR THERE WILL BE POISONOUS GAS OMG
[Group052] Min_YG: Hobi calm down, game hasn’t even started yet
[Group052] Jung_HS: ok im just scared ;__;
Pied Piper: You do not have all your members yet.
[Group052] Kim_SJ: uh, too bad?
[Group052] Kim_NJ: While we’re waiting, Mr. Piper, can we ask you some questions?
Pied Piper: You may not.
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Aww…
[Group052] Park_JM: WHO R U AND WHY AM I HERE IM GONNA HNAWIORANACWHAIOHGGGGG!!!11!
[Group052] Kim_SJ: oh, here’s our fifth
[Group052] Park_JM: HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME U GOTTA LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT IM NOT KIDDING IM GONNA HASFJLAQHQOHRQOIR MY PARENTS ARE LAWYERS THEY GONNA HILADGAHLKGA
Pied Piper: Park Jimin, please understand that we have done an extensive background check for each and every one of you. Your parents are not lawyers. In fact, you have been an orphan since age five. No one will know that you are gone.
[Group052] Park_JM: SHJT
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Each and every one of us… does this mean… Well, I don’t know about you guys, but I’ll have to admit that in my case, indeed, no one will notice that I’m gone. I’m a solo traveler of sorts, never remaining in a place long. My parents are long gone, and my friends would assume I’m in some other country.
[Group052] Kim_SJ: yeah same, I mean… I travel a lot too. food fairs. cooking is my job
[Group052] Jung_HS: me too i guess? not to the cook part, the being all around the place part
[Group052] Min_YG: Eh. Same here. Sad bunch we are, huh? Here we are, abducted, and no one would notice. Wow.
[Group052] Park_JM: MY BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE MY BFFL-TM WILL NOTICE! I TOLD HIM VERY EXCLUSIVELY WHERE I WAS GOING HE WILL DEF CALL THE POLICE
[Group052] Min_YG: Jimin, please, the caps are hurting my eyes
Pied Piper: Park Jimin, by “best friend” are you referring to a certain Kim Taehyung? He will not be calling anyone, I am afraid.
[Group052] Kim_SJ: Well there goes our one chance of being rescued?
[Group052] Park_JM: WHAT WTF WHAT DID U DO TO MY TAETAE U UGLY INTESTINE FACE IM GONNA PIE UR PIPER SO HARD
[Group052] Kim_TH: Jimin? ur here too? where is this? why am i in this weird dark room? im so confused?
[Group052] Park_JM: TAETAEEEE R U OK DID THEY HURT U DID THEY HURT
[Group052] Kim_TH: i’m ok! are u?
[Group052] Park_JM: YES IM FINE NOW HELP ME PIE THIS GUY’S PIPER
[Group052] Kim_TH: how do we pie this guy’s piper
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Ahem! Enough about pieing pipers. Now we have six. Still no instructions? How big is this group supposed to be?
[Group052] Kim_SJ: do I look like I know
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I don’t even know what you look like.
[Group052] Kim_SJ: exceedingly handsome
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I’ll take your word for that.
[Group052] Min_YG: You two’s usernames are too alike, it’s hard to distinguish
[Group052] Min_YG: Oi piper dude can you change their usernames
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Instead of asking him to release us, you’re asking for this?
[Group052] Min_YG: Figured the former will never happen so
Pied Piper: Sure thing, Min Yoongi.
Pied Piper has changed the display name of [Group052] Kim_NJ into [Group052] K_Namj.
Pied Piper has changed the display name of [Group052] Kim_SJ into [Group052] K_Seok.
[Group052] Min_YG: Better
[Group052] Jung_HS: but my name has seok in it too????
[Group052] Min_YG: Don’t ask for a name change unless you want your name to be J_Hose, you’re not even Spanish I don’t think
[Group052] Jung_HS: cant we just change our own names
Pied Piper: You may not.
[Group052] Jung_HS: *sadface emoji*
[Group052] K_Namj: Where are our remaining members at, anyway? They’re taking an awful long time to wake up.
[Group052] Jeon_JK: um
[Group052] Jeon_JK: hello?
[Group052] Jeon_JK: hello hello?
[Group052] Jeon_JK: hello hello?
[Group052] Jeon_JK: tell me what u want right now (right now)
[Group052] Min_YG: Wow we have someone who is perpetually frightened and someone who perpetually keyboard smashes using caps and two people whose usernames are too similar and Taehyung, and now here’s someone who pops in quoting bts lyrics, what a fine team we make
[Group052] Min_YG: We’re gonna lose this game, damn
[Group052] Kim_TH: “and taehyung”?
[Group052] Min_YG: You haven’t done anything to get on my nerves yet since you dropped in, so you’re just Taehyung
[Group052] Kim_TH: should i?
[Group052] Min_YG: Should you? Do something to get on my nerves you mean? No I do not advise that
[Group052] Kim_TH: look i can type this w/ this keyboard
[Group052] Kim_TH:
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[Group052] Kim_TH: lots of love from taetae
[Group052] Min_YG: This team is doomed
[Group052] K_Seok: chill, we might still be getting some new members with common sense
Pied Piper: The team is now complete. Do you want to start the game?
[Group052] K_Seok: well guess we won’t be getting some new members with common sense