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Kiri: Hey kuro bro! It was cool meeting you yesterday!
kurobro: First of all, my name is bakugou, and who the fuck are you
Kiri: ohhhh was it bakugou? You were so wasted man, I doubt you remember my name too haha.
What the fuck. How does he not get it? Bakugou walked to class as he dealt with his random and annoying stranger.
Bakubro: I neither got wasted yesterday nor know who Kuro is
Kiri: wait
Kiri: oh wait fuck
Kiri: was I too drunk I typed the wrong number?
What the actual fuck. If it wasn’t so early in the morning he would type in all caps but it was way too fucking early.
Bakubro: how the fuck would I know I about your personal life
Kiri: OMG I TOTALLY WAS. AND THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER.
Baku: good job idiot, now stop texting me.
Kiri: I WILL I MEAN THIS I S KINDA FUNNY RIGHT?
At this point, Bakugou wanted to turn his entire phone off. Just what did he do to deserve such a disturbance this morning. Should he respond? Maybe not, but his phone buzzed again,
Kiri: I just told my friend, hes laughing his ass off of
Bakubro: WHY WOULD I CARE
Kiri: oh
Kiri: Im probably interrupting you huh? Sorry sorry
Bakubro: I mean I was on my way to class hoping I would have a peaceful morning until you texted me
Kiri: ….harsh. Just harsh. WAIT. CLASS? U.A University?
Baku: if I ever see you on campus I’ll kill you.
Kiri: duly noted bakubro.
Baku: Im not your bro. You messaged me. Im leaving. Dont talk to me. Like. ever again.
Kiri: oh? To class? Talk to you later!
God, oh god. Bakugou shoved his phone into his pocket. Great, he was going to class mad. (youre always mad) “Talk to you later”. Whoever he was talking to must be crazy to message a random number and become “bros with him.” and Whoever he was, he wanted absolutely nothing to do with him. How did the little shit even get his number? “fuck”,he muttered as he checked the time, he was about to be late to class.
“Bro! How could you text the wrong the number?”, Sero said, finally finishing laughing at Kiri’s dumb mistake. Kiri grabbed a pillow and chucked it at Sero. “For your info, Sero , hes a cool guy”, Kiri said as he crossed his arms. Sero blinked,”Are you stupid or really stupid? He clearly wasn’t interested.”
“He probably woke up on the wrong side of the bed.”, Kiri countered. “Do the words ‘im gonna kill you’ not mean anything to you?? Hes a complete stranger. Actually, who am I even kidding, I mean the only reason we’re friends is because you came up to me in kindergarten for a straight month asking to be my friend. When Mina was new in middle school, you insisted on bringing her into our group because 'we need a girl in the squad', and Kami, poor Kami, in highschool you showed up at his house to give him notes and somehow became friends with his mom who assumed you guys were friends and he was forced to join us because your mom thought you were sooooo sweet, basically, I might as well be talking to a rock at this point.”
Kiri,”Rocks are cool! I love them. Thanks bro” Sero sighed,”How on earth did you get interested into rocks..you come from a family of doctors and athletes...and you chose rocks. Thats it. You must have been a rock in your past life.”
Kiri put his hands under his chin,”I do have dreams like that…” Sero groaned and planted his face into his pillow,”just let me insult you and have you be insulted for once. I want a new friend.” Kiri chuckled,”not happening sero,” to which Sero loudly groaned again.
“Im gonna text him again”, Kiri said. “Dude its been like five minutes he’s probably in class and he most likely blocked your number at this point,” Sero commented.
“Theres something about this guy that’s telling me to befriend him," Kiri said. "does your brain only hear what it wants to hear?? give the guy a-" "hey Sero do you want to know the many different tyes of r-" "ANYTHING but that, go, do whatever you want to do, just please, dont talk about rocks.", Sero pleaded. Kiri gave him a thumbs up,"why of quartz!" Sero rolled his eyes. Yet another pun. "Im going to ask Bakubro what he thinks of rocks", Kiri said as he typed on his phone.
Sero fake sniffled and wiped a tear, “God the poor guy, may the gods be with him.” For he knew, one truly hit rock bottom, when Kiri had his eyes set on them.