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The Happy Sailor's Guide to A Long Distance Relationship by missmungoe
Fandoms: One Piece
23 Oct 2017
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The steps:
1. Be really, really lonely
2. Drink
3. Repeat step 2, in case you’re not drunk enough
4. …...things usually start looking kind of blurry here, but one more drink can’t hurt
5. There’s really not much more to it
6. Wait, yes there is:Call your spouse, because nothing says ‘I miss you’ like a drunk phone call at 4am