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Summary:

seventeen needs less free time.

 

aka:

seventeen social media (mostly chat + twt) au bc thats exactly what this fandom needs more of!1!!

Chapter 1: seungcheol ur a twit

Notes:

hhhhhhhhh anyways

 

oh also its only rated t+ for language but i might take it back down later... i dont think they even swear in this

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

just try me @mingahoe

 

so….. anyone else remember kim mingyus iconic emo phase in 7th grade or is it just me??


unholy screech no.1 @seokseokseok

 

@mingahoe IF ANYONE FORGETS JUST HMU FOR PICS I HAVE LIKE 80


pika pika binch @angelhannie

 

@mingahoe @seokseokseok pls provide said images minnie i suddenly have amnesia


is it high or heeeeyyyy @hoshhoshhosh

 

@mingahoe @seokseokseok @angelhannie me as well…. seokmin hmu


lamest of the lames @wonmood

 

@mingahoe @seokseokseok @angelhannie @hoshhoshhosh rtrt i need more blackmail


not a beanpole :( @mingew

 

@mingahoe @seokseokseok @angelhannie @hoshhoshhosh @wonmood blocked & reported u snakes


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$coops @choiseungcheol

 

is no one going to comment on booseoksoon’s matching users??? true icons only


#LIKEY @kwankwankwan

 

@choiseungcheol i mean thanks but why is ur @ just ur name…. dad…. pls


$coops @choiseungcheol

 

@kwankwankwan son i raised u on my back i cant believe this disrespect…


$coops @dadcheol

 

@kwankwankwan is this better :(((((


#LIKEY @kwankwankwan

 

@dadcheol its an improvement ig


$coops @dadcheol

 

@kwankwankwan feeling very attacked rn :((((((((


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burger king @honkjisos

 

update: @angelhannie is a TWIT i no longer know him


clink clink @junhweed69

 

@honkjisos @angelhannie oof i smell tea… im here for it josh


don’t look down on me @leejh

 

@junhweed69 reading your username makes my will to die increase exponentially


clink clink @junhweed69

 

@leejh thats the general idea


pika pika binch @angelhannie

 

@honkjisos babe calm down


not hannies bf @honkjisos

 

@angelhannie NO


nyooming outta here @dinonono

 

@honkjisos @angelhannie lmao wtf is going on


$coops @dadcheol

 

@honkjisos @angelhannie @dinonono chan…. just ignore them u know how they are


not hannies bf @honkjisos

 

@angelhannie @dinonono @dadcheol yoon jeonghan is a snake and thats all you need to know


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Saturday, November 4

10:17 PM

 

[ we dem bois (@choiseungcheol, @jisoo95) ]

 

choiseungcheol: did he cheat at mario kart again

 

jisoo95: i just…... want to know how he does it

 

jisoo95: literally you cant just play rainbow road and not fall off once?? no??? thats not how it works????

 

choiseungcheol: josh.. its okay

 

jisoo95: THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK WTFJKLWKJSDJFK

 

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$coops @dadcheol

 

guys mario kart is just a game chill out


unholy screech no.1 @seokseokseok

 

@dadcheol clearly you have never known the pain of being hit by a blue shell... mere feet before finishing first


#LIKEY @kwankwankwan

 

@dadcheol @seokseokseok dad u cant just say that

 

 

not hannies bf @honkjisos

 

@dadcheol @seokseokseok @kwankwankwan seungcheol please choke


not hannies bf @honkjisos

 

@dadcheol @seokseokseok @kwankwankwan thanks

Notes:

idk why im starting another fic when i never update my exo one and my other series is dead... yeah

 

i might make this multi-chaptered but idk yet ://

 

kudos/comments/feedback? thank you for reading lmaooo