Chapter Text
ily play rehearsal has added binkberry, gossip gal, jerememe, my feet are so raw, RAW FEET, with a b, and wtf richard?? to the chat HEATHERS CAST!!
[ 5:28 pm ]
ily play rehearsal: Hi everyone!! I wanted a chat with all of us, but this is pretty much everyone I could add
jerememe: don’t beat yourself up our lovely martha doesn’t have a phone it isn’t your fault
wtf richard??: i love u play rehearsal
with a b: Don’t disgrace jeremy’s girl like that
RAW FEET: JAKE FUCKING DILLINGER
my feet are so raw: CHLOE FUCKING VALENTINE
RAW FEET: oh good you’re here
binkberry: *Heere
gossip gal: Babe
RAW FEET: babe no
jerememe: i hate this chat
ily play rehearsal: D:
jerememe: hrdhhdidhd fuck i mean
jerememe: i hate the people in this chat who aren’t christine and michael
with a b: Fuck yes
ily play rehearsal: Can y’all see how much my boyfriend loves me?
with a b: Hard to miss it
Private chat between wtf richard?? and with a b
[ 5:42 pm ]
wtf richard??: ur jealous gay is showing
with a b: Kindly fuck off richard
wtf richard??: im right and u know it
HEATHERS CAST!!
[ 5:45 pm ]
ily play rehearsal: So Chloe and Jake
wtf richard??: so formal~~
jerememe: hey fuck off let her speak
wtf richard??: shit man srry
ily play rehearsal: Dhdhhddj ANYWAYS
ily play rehearsal: What’s with the names???
my feet are so raw: Have you ever seen hsm bad lip reading
RAW FEET: their rendition of getcha head in the game is our lives
jerememe: i like their parody of we’re all in this together
with a b: Don’t stare at the sun
jerememe: or else your eyes will BURN OUT
my feet are so raw: AND DRIP SOME GOOOOOOOOOO
RAW FEET: AND BURN OUT
binkberry: IN MY VILLAGE WE HAVE DARYL, DARYL THE PONY
gossip gal: aND HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR A GIFTED YOUNG RIDER
with a b: HA HA HA
wtf richard??: yea u could not pick a pony that is better than daRYL, THE PONY OF LOVE
ily play rehearsal: *percy jackson voice from another terrible day* WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
RAW FEET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVQSr8NpjrU
with a b: Wow i can’t believe i have to drop everything to watch that video right fucking now
jerememe: ^^^
my feet are so raw: ^^
binkberry: ^^^^
gossip gal: ^^^^^
wtf richard??: ^^^^
RAW FEET: already watching it, get on my level motherfuckers
[ 6:14 pm ]
ily play rehearsal: I get it now, that video is golden.
jerememe: yes babe i knew you would love it just as much as the rest of us
ily play rehearsal: You guys have good taste in memes!
ily play rehearsal: Oh, Jere I forgot to ask you
jerememe: yes the light of my life, the only thing that keeps me breathing? <3
with a b: [snoopdogg_thisisthe_cutestshit.jpg]
ily play rehearsal: <3 Do you want to go out for pizza and ice cream after rehearsal tomorrow?
jerememe: yes that sounds like heaven???
Private chat between with a b and wtf richard??
[ 6:19 pm ]
with a b: If I have to keep pretending like i’m #1 supportive best friend i will down a mug of bleach
with a b: The only thing that keeps him breathing my ASS
with a b: I love christine but I’m sure she has never had to fucking give jere a fuckin lecture on how to do his own laundry
with a b: That motherfucker tried washing his light blue dolphin socks with his dark red shirt, without me he would be dead and we all know it.
wtf richard??: BDIXGDEJIX JEALOUS MICHAEL IS A FUCKIN BLESSING
wtf richard??: listen listen listen so u know im super bi and super into jake
with a b: Literally what our whole friendship is based on, having hopeless gay crushes on straight best friends
wtf richard??: im not done yet asshole
wtf richard??: the nerve of some ppl
wtf richard??: since these crushes are so hopeless lets date actual gay/bi/pan single men
with a b: Idk man seems awful
wtf richard??: yee but it could be good shit
with a b: I will go on one date, if it goes well, a second. If it goes horribly wrong, i never show my face again
wtf richard??: thats gonna kinda be hard w/ u playing duke n shit
with a b: Jeremy got me into this mess. Now another man must get me out of it.
with a b has added binkberry, gossip gal, and RAW FEET to the chat Find me a man
[ 6:38 pm ]
with a b: You’re probably all wondering why you’re here
binkberry: mike uh
binkberry: are you asking what we think you are
with a b: Yes
with a b: I need to get over jere, he’s happy and i should be too
RAW FEET: yeah i can find you someone asap
gossip gal: Okay well if this doesn’t work I’ll be here for your emotional support <3
with a b: thanks jen <3
RAW FEET: found someone
with a b: It’s been 2 minutes???
RAW FEET: his name is jared
with a b: Jared kleinman? He’s dating evan i thought
gossip gal: No but he wants too
RAW FEET: he already agreed on a date with you so
RAW FEET: it’s tomorrow at 7 o'clock, he wants to meet at the mall
with a b: Shit
with a b: Okay so this is happening
gossip gal: You got this!!
binkberry: maybe you should message him
with a b: yeah i can do that
Private chat between with a b and jared thotman
[ 6:52 pm ]
with a b: So the mall tomorrow?
jared thotman: iconic
with a b: What
jared thotman: you use capital letters
jared thotman: it’s as the cool kids say
jared thotman: fuckin iconic
jared thotman: wait your user is a ref to that one vine right
with a b: You’d be right
jared thotman: so mibhael
with a b: Uhhhh actually, it’s michbel get it right please.
jared thotman: my applegees good sir
with a b: Fuckegjfkwf ok
HEATHERS CAST!!
[ 6:59 pm ]
with a b: Everyone, thanks to the amazing chloe valentine ya boi’s got a date
jerememe: wow wait what
ily play rehearsal: That’s great Michael! I hope you have fun!
wtf richard??: my homeboy finally gonna get it
my feet are so raw: chloe valentine, matching boys up since forever
my feet are so raw: i want chloe to match me with someone
RAW FEET: maybe i will one day.
jerememe: still when did this happen??
with a b: Couple minutes ago why?
jerememe: no reason ig.
ily play rehearsal: Anyways, who is the lucky guy?
with a b: Jared kleinman
wtf richard??: mY HOMEBOY
wtf richard??: MY BRO
my feet are so raw: bro i thought i was your bro :(
wtf richard??: u are my bro
wtf richard??: my best bro
my feet are so raw: aw bro <3
wtf richard??: <3 bro
RAW FEET: i really have no work to do for that, it seems like you already got this covered.
binkberry: this chat is the gayest thing i have ever been apart of