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1. would you like to ride in my rocket sixtynine (we could have such a wonderful time) by questionsthemselves

   Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)  

   • Mature
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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Mar 2018

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   • Kraglin Obfonteri/Yondu Udonta
   • Kraglin Obfonteri
   • Yondu Udonta
   • Yondu is a little shit
   • also a VERY BAD EXAMPLE of how to flirt with your crush
   • Don't be like Yondu
   • flirt appropriately
   • Kraglin is a grumpy knifey longsuffering man who just wants to be left alone
   • he's met yondu now
   • he's never going to be left alone again
   • (that's okay he likes it that way)
   • Masturbation
   • Fisting
   • Dirty Talk
   • Ravager intrigue
   • improbable science
   • because marvel
   • Piercings

   Summary

   He’s doing it again. That dirty blue bastard of a smirking Ravager is doing it again. Kraglin is absolutely and completely done with him. If that jackass dares to try and pull shit one more time Kraglin’s gonna… well, he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do, but it’s definitely gonna involve knives and it’s definitely not gonna be pretty.

   Wherein Yondu is a smug shit of a Ravager captain who enjoys taking the piss out of street vendors altogether too much, and Kraglin has had Quite Enough of his nonsense

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