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Hinata: hey Kageyama kun!
Hinata: did u know that front cat paws r diff from the back paws bc the front paws hv five toes n ghe back has 4
Kageyama: Did you get this from Kenma?
Hinata: from KUroo actualy
Hinata: he hacked kens phoen
Kageyama: I see, but that’s a really interesting fact. I had no idea.
Hinata: I KNOW RIGHHTJJTT
Hinata: ITS SO ADORBABLE JUST THINKIJGN ANOUT TI?
Kageyama: Yes.
Kageyama: Is that all you wanted to say?
Kageyama: Because it’s 3 in the morning and we have to sleep. We have school dumbass.
Hinata: I KNOW but liKE
Hinata: I cant SLEEP YK?
Hinata: And SHOUDLNT YOU BE asleep TOO???? =.=
Kageyama: I should, yes. But your texts woke me up.
Hinata: AwW my txts woke u up
Kageyama: You don’t have to repeat what I said.
Hinata: i kneo
Hinata: but yamayamakun ure so funny sometmes
Kageyama: Learn how to spell the next time you want to text me.
Hinata: its 3 IN THE MORNING
Hinata: MY HEADS BUZZED UP
Kageyama: Oh right. Ok, well. Goodnight.
Hinata: ure leavignn??????
Hinata: text me SORMORE
Kageyama: Don’t stay up too late.
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Kageyama: Don’t tell me you stayed up too late. You’re not in school. Are you coming to practice later?
Kageyama: Oi.
Kageyama: Answer your phone.
Kageyama: It’s 10am.
Hinata: OH FUCK
Hinata: SHIT
Hinata: I STAYED UP WATCHCING A DANCE MOVIE
Hinata: GAH I GUESS I’ll just go to practice n skip school
Kageyama: Dumbass.
Hinata: u cant use ur phone in school???
Kageyama: I know. I have permission.
Hinata: u have permission
Kageyama: Yes. I have permission. From myself.
Hinata: it not funny when u type it like that
Hinata: u gotta make it look intense liek
Hinata: Yes I have permission.
Hinata: .
Hinata: From Myself.
Kageyama: Wtf.
Hinata: it looks as if you build up tension yk and then just dropped it there
Kageyama: I don’t find it funny either way.
Kageyama: Oh crap. Class is starting.
Kageyama: Come to practice.
Hinata: i will bakageyama
Hinata: yk i will :DDDDD
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Kageyama: YOU DIDNT COME TO PRACTICE
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Yamaguchi: KAGEYAMA IS SO MADDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yamaguchi: HINATA
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Kageyama: You’re a liar. I feel
Kageyama: BETRAYED
Hinata: OHHHHHHH :0
Hinata: WAS THAT THE TENSION TEXT THING U JUST DID
Hinata: omg kags im so proud of u babe
Kageyama: Pls don’t call me babe. And Kags.
Hinata: did u just say pls
Kageyama: I say it sometimes. Just not to you.
Hinata: bitch i inow that
Kageyama: Excuse me?
Hinata: im just sayig u used shortform bitch omg AND WHY DONT U EVER BEG ME?
Kageyama: Oh right.
Hinata: younjever say pls to me ok then ill just call u yamayamakun
Kageyama: Anything but that.
Hinata: oh?
Kageyama: And Bakageyama or Kags, or whatever nickname you have for me. My name is Kageyama.
Hinata: Kageyama
Kageyama: What?
Hinata: y r we friends
Kageyama: WhT
Kageyama: we’r enjot friends
Hinata: WTF
Kageyama: Sorry. I got distracted. Tsukishima’s tutoring me.
Hinata: TSUKISHIMA IS TUTORING YOU
Hinata: WTF IS TIS?????
Hinata: YOUNDONT EVEN LIEK HIM
Kageyama: In fact, I hate him.
Hinata: THEN WHY DONT U ASK YACHI SAN
Kageyama: I don’t want to trouble her. At least I can make trouble for Tsukishima.
Hinata: omg thats
Hinata: thats so smart kags wtf
Kageyama: Oi.
Hinata: o yah sry i didnt go to practove btw
Kageyama: I sometimes fail to understand how I’m able to understand your typos- but I’m still mad about that.
Hinata: senpai dont punish me
Kageyama: What?
Kageyama: I’m not your senpai.
Hinata: Senpaisj do ME
Kageyama: What??
Hinata: SENAPAI I WANT U TO
Hinata: FJKKKKSUICIKKNSNAM
Kageyama: Dumbass what the fuck are you saying?
Hinata: TANAKA AND NOYA SAN HACKED MY PHONE IM SRYHFNNGNGKG
Hinata: OMG PLS FORGET EVERYTH U SAW
Hinata: EVEN IF U DONT UNDERSTAND JUST FORGET IT
Kageyama: How are they able to hack your phone? Are you with them right now?
Hinata: YAHHHH we @ coachs
Kageyama: I expect u to be at practice tomorrow.
Hinata: so u dont expect me to b at school
Kageyama: Not really.
Hinata: fair enuf
Hinata: k ill b at school and practve
Kageyama: Pls learn how to spell. I know I’m not smart too, but at least I can spell.
Hinata: omG U SAID PLS AGAIN
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Hinata: do u ever think about the sun
Hinata: like how its so bright
Hinata: and so
Hinata: sunny
Kageyama: Sleep... is well needed for a boy like you.
Hinata: IM A MAN
Kageyama: You’re not a man.
Hinata: ITS A SATURDAY YAMAYAMAKUN
Kageyama: Please don’t.
Hinata: AND ITS ONLY 8 PM
Hinata: Y R U TELLING ME TO SLEEP WHRN URE NTO SLEEPYING
Kageyama: I’m being tutored.
Hinata: WHY ON A STAURDAY
Kageyama: We moved tutoring to Saturday’s.
Hinata: WHY
Hinata: SO WE’re nOT HANING OUT next saturdaybbvvv?????
Kageyama: I don’t think so.
Hinata: BUT SATURDAY’s ARE OUR DAYS????? KAGEYAMA??????????
Hinata: I FEEL LIKE
Hinata: MY HEART IS BREAKING?????
Hinata: THATS LIEK THE ONLY day afTER PRACTVE WE HANG OUT
Kageyama: We can easily move our days to Sunday.
Hinata: Oh
Hinata: BUT I
Hinata: ok i think we can do that
Kageyama: Yeah.
Hinata: what time does ur tuition end
Kageyama: I seem to be annoying Tsukishima, so probably soon.
Hinata: Gr8!!! so since we’r moving our sat’s to sund’s,,,,, come over tmrw
Kageyama: Sat’s to Sund’s.
Kageyama: Lmao.
Kageyama: But alright. I’ll come over tomorrow. Now sleep.
Hinata: nite kags
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Hinata: am i annoying?
Kageyama: Very.
Hinata: oh
Hinata: ok..
Kageyama: Is there something wrong?
Kageyama: Sorry. I only meant it as a joke.
Hinata: nothings wrong
Kageyama: Are you sure?
Hinata: yeah
Kageyama: You know you can talk to me right?
Hinata: ik
Kageyama: You know.
Hinata: i
Hinata: it was just that
Hinata: some boys in class this morning
Hinata: i overheard them talking about me
Hinata: n they said they only hang out w me bc im friends w seniors
Hinata: but im just pushy and annoying all the time and it gets on their nerves
Hinata: sry its just stupid
Hinata: forget it
Kageyama: You’re not annoying.
Hinata: rn i feel like i am
Kageyama: Well... you’re not annoying. You can be over the top sometimes, but that’s just how you are, and if they have a problem with you being you, they can shove their own heads up their own fucking ass.
Kageyama: Don’t let it get to your head.
Kageyama: They’re not worth it. Trust me, you know me. I know what that feels like.
Hinata: thanks kageyama
Hinata: it just hurt me a lot
Hinata: i cried
Hinata: i cried bc i didnt kno people can b so mean
Hinata: im sorry if ive ever said anyth bad about u
Hinata: ure a gr8 friend
Hinata: thank u
Kageyama: I’m always here.
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Kageyama: I do think about the sun sometimes.
Hinata: It’s 4 in the morning
Kageyama: I can see that.
Hinata: y r u suddenly texting me at 4am bakageyama
Kageyama: I just wanted to answer your question about weather I’ve ever thought about the sun.
Hinata: i didnt ACTUALLY expect u to answer
Hinata: id NEVER peg u to be one to think about the sun
Kageyama: I don’t know.
Kageyama: You remind me of the sun though.
Hinata: me?
Kageyama: Yeah. Even your hair’s orange.
Hinata: omg same
Hinata: TWINS
Kageyama: Okay.
Kageyama: But the sun’s pretty.
Hinata: is that u lowkey tryna flirt w me or smth
Kageyama: Is it working?
Hinata: oh
Kageyama: Because I don’t know how flirting works. I looked it up online- gave me a bunch if pick up lines, but they were all so cheesy and I don’t want to be like that.
Hinata: i
Hinata: wait
Hinata: r u srs?????
Hinata: WAIT
Hinata: ARE YOU FLIRTING??? IWITN ME???
Hinata: EITH?
Hinata: with*
Kageyama: Yes.
Hinata: Kageyama, do u kno what flirting is for exactly?
Kageyama: I may not know how to flirt but I’m not dumb.
Kageyama: Of course I know what flirting is for.
Hinata: r u trying to get into my pants
Kageyama: Oh my god don’t put it like that.
Hinata: R U EVEN KAGEYAMA????
Kageyama: I AM DUMBASS
Hinata: this convo went from 0-100 real QUICKKKKKK
Kageyama: Hm yeah.
Hinata: i dont know what to say kageyama
Hinata: what do i respond
Hinata: do u want me to flirt back
Kageyama: No, I’d rather you not.
Hinata: is this a way of trying to cheer me up from that annoying thing the other day
Hinata: bc if it is
Hinata: thx
Hinata: u made my day brighter today
Kageyama: I
Hinata: you?
Kageyama: No problem.
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Hinata: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AT PRATIVE
Hinata: WHEN COUGH SOMEONE COUGH WASNT ther TODAY
Kageyama: Sorry. I... had to be excused. Family business.
Hinata: :o sry!!!
Kageyama: Uh no. It’s fine Hinata.
Kageyama: But what happened?
Hinata: Oh right. Kenma texted me but i ddint know so he calle dme and then APPARENTLY IT WAS KUROO SAN
Hinata: I TOLD EVRY1 IT WAS KUROO SAYING HI ON THE PHOEN AND TSUKISHIMA RUSHED TOWARDS ME AND GRABBED MY OHONE AND ENDED THE CALL
Hinata: BIIIIIITCH
Kageyama: Oh, why would he do that?
Kageyama: I thought Kuroo san and Tsukishima were friends?
Hinata: thyere friends???????
Hinata: SINCE WHEN
Kageyama: I don’t know, but one day Tsukishima was tutoring me and he had to go use the toilet. His phone kept making sounds- like you know when someone texts you and you get the notification. So i was getting really annoyed and I decide to put his phone on silent and then I saw Kuroo san’s name.
Hinata: omg DO U RMBR WHAT IT SAID???? whta did he say
Kageyama: I don’t remember much but it probably had something to do with hanging out?
Hinata: OK AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED WHEN STINGYSHIMA CANE BACK from THE TOILET
Kageyama: I told him that Kuroo was sending him texts and I asked him since when were you friends.
Kageyama: He legit froze. I’m not even exaggerating. He literally didn’t move for about a good 10 seconds before he said thanks for letting him know that Kuroo was texting him and he was silent the whole way through tutoring.
Hinata: how the fuck did he manage to tutor u while silent
Kageyama: He had his ways.
Hinata: i dont want to know
Hinata: BUT OMG I DODNT KNOW THEY WERE FRIENDS
Kageyama: To be honest... I think they’re more than that- but I could be wrong.
Hinata: omg thatd be so cute tho wtf omg
Hinata: Kageyama get soemone who’ll text u all the time
Hinata: id like to see u try put up w their bullshIT
Kageyama: I have you for that.
Hinata: o
Hinata: oh yeah u do
Kageyama: I do.
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Kageyama: It’s Sunday. Are you not coming over?
Hinata: omg yamayamakun i cant come today
Hinata: i have to take care of my sister at the park
Hinata: ure welcome to come join tho!!!
Kageyama: Are you sure?
Hinata: YEAH!!! im sure natsu will love u
“She doesn’t love me. I feel betrayed yet again by an orange head,” Kageyama deadpans and Hinata barks out a laugh.
They’re sitting on the park bench facing Natsu who’s playing with her friends.
“It’s okay! She’ll will love you. I’ll make sure of it,” Hinata says and Kageyama grunts. Hinata leans back and folds his arms, he looks up at the sky and as cliche as it is, Kageyama can’t help but look at his friends face.
He feels his chest clenching and he bites his lip as he takes in the view.
“Let’s try something different next week,” Hinata says suddenly, turning his head to face Kageyama and the latter almost chokes on air as he looks away as fast as possible.
“Try what?” Kageyama coughs out.
“Why don’t we invite Tsukishima and Yamaguchi over? Maybe we can play games with them,” Hinata suggests and Kageyama can’t help but think, but Sunday’s are ours. They’re our day.
“I thought we had a mutual understanding that we both hated Tsukishima,” Kageyama says and Hinata scrunches his nose, “Oh right. But ya know? Wherever one of them are, the other’s there too.”
Kageyama snorts and agrees.
“Just like us,” he suddenly blurts out.
Hinata stares at him suspiciously.
“Yeah... just like us,” Hinata says quietly.
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Hinata: yk what
Hinata: FUCK them
Hinata: FUCK THEM all
Hinata: I DIDNT NEED THEM ANYWAYS
Hinata: THEYRE LOSERS
Hinata: THATS WHAT THEY ARE
Hinata: FUCKING LOSERS
Hinata: YOU KNO?
Kageyama: whshts wkrogn?
Kageyama: WhT’s wrogn
Kageyama: What’s wrong?
Hinata: Friends. Fake fuckinf friends. Three F’s
Hinata: 0 fucks given
Hinata: y do people like them EXIST
Hinata: theyr horrible
Hinata: iN theyd fuckifn horrible ukd
Hinata: its leik no oje wants to be my firne d
Kageyama: Don’t say that. I’m your friend aren’t I?
Hinata: YEAH but BUT UOURE different KAGEYAMA
Kageyama: I’m different?
Kageyama: I’m not your friend?
Hinata: No
Hinata: ure like my best friend
Hinata: the only one who gets me yk?
Hinata: they
Hinata: theyd ont get me
Hinata: they don’t understand me like you do
Kageyama: Thats
Kageyama: I’m you’re best friend?
Hinata: u dont want to b my bf?
Kageyama: Bf?
Hinata: best friend kageyama
Kageyama: Oh
Kageyama: Of course I want to be your best friend.
Kageyama: I just...
Hinata: yoy dont wana be best frined
Kageyama: I do.
Hinata: then y do i feel like ure hesitating
Kageyama: It’s nothing.
Hinata: dont like kagyama
Kageyama: I’m not lying.
Hinata: i told u, u understand me like no one else does
Hinata: do u think i dont understand u?
Kageyama: You don’t understand enough.
Hinata: then can u tell me?
Hinata: bc i suddenly feel like you haye mefir some reason
Kageyama: I don’t hate you Hinata.
Hinata: you dont hate me
Kageyama: I really like you.
Hinata: Thanks.
Hinata: im sorry i woke u up
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Tsukishima: You’re so dense sometimes.
Tsukishima: I take that back.
Tsukishima: You’re dense all the time.
Tsukishima: Kageyama likes you.
Hinata: i know he likes me
Tsukishima: He likes you
Tsukishima: He likes you
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Hinata: do u like me
Kageyama: Yeah? I told you I did didn’t I?
Hinata: ik u did but like i mean
Hinata: i mean
Hinata: do u like me more than like like?
Hinata: as in u like me more than a friend
Kageyama: that fucking dick im gonna kill him
Hinata: don’t kill him
Hinata: u like me
Hinata: as in
Hinata: omg when i asked if u were trying to get into my pants
Hinata: YOU WERENT KIDDING
Kageyama: Oh my god.
Kageyama: Let’s not talk about this.
Hinata: NO
Hinata: lets talk about this
Hinata: kageyama lets talk about how you think im pretty and how u want to get into my pants and how u were actually flirting with me and how i was SO FUCKING BLIND
Hinata: Kageyama lets talks about how u like me
Hinata: u like me more than a friend
Hinata: u want to be my boyfriend
Hinata: oh god i straight out rejected u that day wout even knowing
Hinata: i friend zoned u
Hinata: I BEST FRIEND ZONE U
Hinata: I FEEL SO BAD
Hinata: KAGEYAMA IM
Hinata: PLS SAY SMTH
Kageyama: Ok
Kageyama: I do like you more than a friend should. I want to- I really want to hold your hand. I wow i wow ok i really like uou
Kageyama: but
Kageyama: u
Hinata: i like u
Hinata: if me calling u babe fhat one time didnt tel u anyth
Hinata: i shoulve been more direct
Kageyama: I should’ve been more direct too.
Hinata: So
Kageyama: You like me?
Hinata: Yeah dude. I have. God we’e so stupid
Kageyama: We have to thank Tsukishima.
Hinata: what rhe fuck why
Kageyama: As much as we hate him. He told me he couldn’t bare to watch us like this.
Kageyama: So u like me?
Hinata: fuck yeah
Kageyama: Ohkay
Hinata: do we need tsukishima to make us date
Kageyama: No- you wanna be my boyf
Hinata: whenever u talk in shortformm
Hinata: it scares me
Hinata: but yes pls
Hinata: lets date
Kageyama: Now we get to be together all the time.
Hinata: tat sounds so creepy yama kun
Kageyama: shut it
Kageyama: this means i can protect you from danger
Kageyama: do you know how soft you looked that day at the park
Kageyama: you know how much i wanted to kiss you
Hinata: who knew u were such a sap tobio
Kageyama: Fuck. im more than a sap
Kageyama: im a romantic. did u knwo ethat?
Hinata: does u talking like this have to do w u being a romantic
Kageyama: yes bc nothing else matters right now expect for u
Hinata: OK ENOUGH
Kageyama: You like it though. I can tell.
Hinata: OF COURSE U CAN
Hinata: u know me better than anyone
Kageyama: yeah
Kageyama: But u don’t know me as much as I though you did but okay.
Hinata: IM SORRY IM DUMB
Kageyama: I’m dumb too. That’s not an excuse.
Hinata: I hate you.
Kageyama: You like me Hinata.
Hinata: you like me Tobio.
Kageyama: fuck you
Kageyama: thats not fair