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  1. The Vacation by for museaway (museattack)

    Fandoms: Star Trek RPF  

    30 Mar 2014

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    “I’m not going to spend my first vacation in months in a Hobbit hole with you,” Zach said. “How do you even come up with shit like that? Who even rents out Hobbit holes? The only one I can imagine doing that is Gandalf. And last I checked he was still waiting for Godot with Captain Picard.”

    (Pinto in New Zealand, if not in Middle-earth. The sequel of “The Notebook”. With pie and pluvial porn.)

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