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"What's up! Resident Winkingie here with VJ Chamsae here to cheer you up on such a gloomy weather."
The camera zooms in the view of the window which shows the pouring rain, not letting a single ray of sunshine to pass through the dark clouds. Woojin zooms out and focuses again on Jihoon who wears a orange white-stripe sweater and a black beret to match it up while his blonde locks in a hot mess.
"Say hi to the viewers too VJ Chamsae." Jihoon urged Woojin to show his face on cam.
Jihoon snatched the camera out of his grasps. Unwillingly, he gave up on trying to snatch it back and instead just greets the viewers. The camera focused on him starting from the snaggletooth he have and zooming out to get his whole face. He wears the same striped sweater like Jihoon but instead of orange, his is blue. The only accessory he had is a dogtag chain necklace.
"Hi everyone, this is VJ Chamsae. Thanks for watching this shipwreck called Park Jihoon. Comment and subscribe for further stupid and idiotic contents Jihoon might and will do in the future."
"HEY! No insulting me you dumbass!" Jihoon's voice can be heard as he gave the camera back to Woojin but he won't give Woojin the satisfaction of insulting him and having the last laugh so he shoved him. Unbothered, Woojin tries to bring back the attention on the video.
"So, my dear Winkingie, what are we doing today?"
Jihoon rolled his eyes at Woojin but immediately turned on his charm at the camera.
"So today we're gonna be doing Lyric text prank. I'm going to be texting and pranking my friends and my ex-crushes who really didn't sign up for this shit but I beg to differ because they got it coming for them. I'll be using Let me love you lyrics by Justin Bieber."
"Glad I'm your VJ so you can't do shit like that to me." Woojin's voice cut him.
"So basically this prank where you text other people, your lover, your parents, pretty much anyone with song lyrics. Anyways, credit goes to Mike Fox for introducing this lyric text prank. So yeah, thanks for him starting this hilarious prank. Imma put up his video link below if you guys wanna go check that out." Jihoon pointed down as if the button is really there.
"Kudos to that man for doing this." Woojin mutters.
"Wait a sec, I'll search up the lyrics first." Jihoon says as he holds up his phone.
"So without further ado, let's prank'em. First up is Slate King, Ong Seongwoo."
WinkBoy
Hey hyung
I used to believe
ONGnabble
Yo! Joejang!
"I can't believe he still calls me Jeojang." laughs JIhoon.
"Well would you rather he calls you kkukkukkakka?" asks Woojin. Jihoon scrunches his face when he hears his other catchprhase.
WinkBoy
we were burning on the edge of something beautiful, something beautiful
ONGnabble
I think u txted the wrong person hahaha
WinkBoy
selling a dream
ONGnabble
oh yeah, how are things going?
"What's the next lyrics again?" Jihoon asks.
"I thought you searched it up." Woojin mutters.
A hand streched out towards Woojin. "Gimme your phone so I can see the lyrics while texting."
Woojin sighs as he put his phone on Jihoon's outstretched hand.
WinkBoy
smoke and mirrors keep us waiting on a miracle
ONGnabble
is that a new trick u r working on?
WinkBoy
say go through the darkest of days, heaven's a heartbreak away, never let you go, never let me down
ONGnabble
Awww do u want to talk abt it? :(
WinkBoy
oh, it's been a hell of a ride, driving the edge of a knife, never let you go, never let me down
ONGnabble
wow
WinkBoy
Don't you give up
ONGnabble
sorry am i missing sumthing?
WinkBoy
I won't give up
Let me love you
ONGnabble
Oh
OH
Let me love you
Wuoah Wuoooooh Wuoah wuooh woAaAH WuOAh WuoOOOoh wuOAh wuooh wuOAah BUUUUp
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"Hahahaha Seongwoo-hyung is so bop. Anyway next we'll have Samoyed puppy Peach-hyung, Kang Daniel." says Jihoon as he wipes this eyes for stray tears.
"Should you really have to name him that?"
"Well, that's the most perfect description for him." argued Jihoon.
WinkBoy
Don't fall asleep
KangDan
Haha still up. Whats up WinkBoy? Want to play against me rn?
"Heads up, Daniel-hyung is my gamer friend so maybe I'll feature him next for my gamer vlog." said Jihoon.
Woojin snorts. "Let's see you win over me first before inviting others to play with you."
WinkBoy
At the wheel, we've got a million miles ahead of us
KangDan
oh yeahhhhh!!!!! wish we got to do that road trip :( it would've been so fun
WinkBoy
All that we need
"Wait." said Woojin abruptly. "You had plans for roadtrip with hyung? Why didn't you invited me?" his voice was heard but you can hear him sulking.
KangDan
is a car?
kekeke
WinkBoy
is a rude awakening to know we're good enough
KangDan
good enough for what?
WinkBoy
say go through the darkest of days, heaven's a heartbreak away, never let you go, never let me down
KangDan
are u tryin to be a motivational speaker or...?
why would I let you down?
did hyung do somthing wrong?
WinkBoy
oh it's been a hell of a ride, driving the edge of a knife, never let you go, never let me down
KangDan
okayyyyy
"When will hyung catch on? He knows the song, I heard him sing it and replay it too many times already." Woojin says.
WinkBoy
don't you give up
"Wait for it." says Jihoon as he waits for the reply.
KangDan
I won't give up
nanana
let me love you
WinkBoy
thanks hyung!
KangDan
lol anytime!
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"And that was Niel-hyung. It's nice to catch up with him again." Jihoon's voice drifted, sporting with a dreamy look on his eyes.
"You do know he's in a relationship with Seungwoo-hyung right?" Woojin interjected.
"Well a little crush on the side won't hurt besides you do know I like someone RIGHT?" glared Jihoon.
"You better make sure to include him here then. I'll make sure to record you confessing to him through lyircs." smirked Wooijn. "Try Jisung or Minhyun hyung next."
"Alright for comedic purposes I shall chose Jisung hyung."
"You do know Minhyun hyung is Texter Hwang."
"Yeah so?" challenged Jihoon.
Woojin sighs and shrugged. "Fine do what you want."
"Jisung-hyung it is!"
WinkBoy
Hey hyung,
Don't fall asleep
Jisung-umma
ok?
why tho?
WinkBoy
At the wheel, we've got a million miles ahead of us
Jisung-umma
YOU'RE TEXTING AND DRIVING?
PARK JIHOON!
WinkBoy
all that we need
is a rude awakening to know we're good enough
Jisung-umma
hmmmmmm. interesting
wait
r u still texting AND driving??
PARK JIHOON! I AM CONCERNED FOR YOUR SAFETY.
WinkBoy
know we're good enough
Jisung-umma
wait, u aren't alone?
is woojin with u too?
PARK WOOJIN!
WinkBoy
say go through the darkest of days, heaven's a heartbreak away, never let you go, never let me down
Jisung-umma
...
are u sending me poetry that u've written?
awww <3
that's pretty deep
like,
it's beautiful
but random
but wow jihoon this is good stuff
WinkBoy
don't you give up
i won't give up
Jisung-umma
Wait a min
I am an idiot
these are the lyrics to let me love you
WinkBoy
/CHEERS/ congrats u got it hyung
Jisung-umma
/in samuel's voice/ OH MY GOD
u got me there
IS THIS GONNA BE ON YOUTUBE?
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Chuckles and laughter could be heard on the side.
"Yes Jisung hyung, this'll be on youtube so shoutout to you!" said Jihoon to the camera as if he's talking directly to Jisung-hyung.
"Also Jisung-umma, we don't drive while texting so relax. But if we did have an accident, it's beacuse of Jihoon's stupidity." added Woojin as he let himself in the video frame just for Jisung-hyung to know.
"YAH! Park Woojin! I'm your hyung!" shouted Jihoon. He slapped Woojin's right arm but it didn't even budged him.
"I'm 19, you fite me?" Woojin challenged him.
"That's also my catchphrase! UGH." Jihoon said as he pouts.
"Try pranking Guanlin next. Also do We don't talk anymore by Charlie Puth." ordered Woojin.
"Since when were you in charge?" Jihoon pointed at him. "Also, it's going to be awkward."
"It doesn't hurt to try. It might make you closer again."
"Fine. Next up, Swaggy rapper boy from Taipei, Lai Guanlin."
WinkBoy
We don't talk anymore like we used to do
Guanlinie
hey hyung, its been a while
"Oh he replied." Jihoon said softly as if he can't believe what he's seeing.
WinkBoy
I just heard you found the one, you've been looking for
Guanlinie
oh really? who told you that hyung?
WinkBoy
I wish I would've known that wasn't me
Guanlinie
wait, hyung, who told you i'm dating someone? haha
"It must be Seonho. Everyone knows that he's been crushing on Guanlinie since they met. The boy is whipped." said Woojin, voice heard behind the camera.
"Well Guanlin did have a mutual crush on him but he was blinded by his admiration on me." Jihoon flipped his non-existing long hair.
"More like you cursed him into doing that." insulted Woojin.
"Wow I feel the love.Thanks." Jihoon said as he winked & blew Woojin a kiss and replied to Guanlin.
WinkBoy
cause after all this time
Guanlinie
it's been like a few weeks
WinkBoy
I still wonder why I can't move on
Guanlinie
ohhhhhhhh I thought we were cool
WinkBoy
just the way you did so easily
Guanlinie
we were just friends so there wasn't really anything to get over lol
also u dumped me hyung
"Burn." Woojin said to Jihoon.
"Shut it." he glared back to Woojin.
WinkBoy
don't wanna know
Guanlinie
know who? my boyfriend?
i'm confused hyung
WinkBoy
kinda shirt you're wearing tonight
Guanlinie
lmao why?
WinkBoy
if he's holding onto you so tight, the way I did before
Guanlinie
the most we ever did was hug hyung
also that cheek kiss
WinkBoy
I overdosed, should've known your love was a game
Guanlinie
?
but we were never together?
you rejected me hyung so what are you talking about?
"Ooh double burn." still Woojin.
"Shut the fuck up chamsae."
"or what?"
WinkBoy
now i can't get you out of my brain
oh it's such a shame
Guanlinie
hyung, is something wrong?
WinkBoy
we don't talk anymore
Guanlinie
should i go meet you?
WinkBoy
we don't talk anymore
Guanlinie
ahhhhhhh
WinkBoy
We don't talk anymore like we used to do
Guanlinie
*samuel's voice* OH MY GOD
WinkBoy
We don't laugh anymore
Guanlinie
HYUNG
STOP TROLLING ME WITH SONG LYRICS
WinkBoy
what was all of it for
Guanlinie
OHHHH
WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE
LIKE WE USED TO DOOOOOOOO!
anyway hyung nice talking with you again, hope we hang out again like before :)
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"WOW" Jihoon smiles as he read the last message.
"See, I told you trying won't hurt." winked Woojin.
"That ended well. Glad I wasn't blocked by Gualin before. Whew." Jihoon said to the camera.
"Next up is the main event! the highlight of the show!" encourages Woojin.
"WHAT? NO! WE AREN'T PRANKING HIM, PARK WOOJIN! Isn't it enough? We already got four FOUR reactions." as if to further insinuate his words, he put out four fingers towards the camera.
"I don't believe it. Park Jihoon, a coward?"
"I don't even have his number."
"Then we could ask Daehwi y'know." Woojin unlocks his phone to ask Daehwi their other friend who's the best friend of Jihoon's long term crush.
"NO! I do know his number but.." Jihoon blushes and cutely hiding his face behind his sweater covered hand.
"If you don't, then I will snatch your phone and I WILL be the one to do it. And believe me when I say that you don't want me messing around."
Jihoon didn't say anything but he reaches out for his phone to finally text Jinyoung.
Jihoon didn't introduce him so Woojin's voice can be heard saying, "Next up is Nation's Sodu playboy, Bae Jinyoung. Our dear Winkingie's future bae. Also he'll be doing Into you by Ariana Grande."
WinkBoy
Hey
Future Bae <3
Hey Jihoon-hyung :)
sup?
Woojin snorted when he see's Bae Jinyoung's name on Jihoon's phone. He thought Jihoon's so fucking whipped for him.
WinkBoy
nothing hahaha just bored!
wassup? (:
Future Bae <3
ohh yes good
just chilling at home
WinkBoy
cool :)
Future Bae <3
so why'd you text hyung
WinkBoy
well...
...
I
I need to tell you something
Future Bae <3
okay?
WinkBoy
I'm so into you, I can barely breathe
Future Bae <3
WHAT?
"He's typing Woojin. Oh my god. I hate the speech bubble." Jihoon glared at his phone.
"Chill."
WinkBoy
And all I wanna do is to fall in deep
Future Bae <3
HYUNG.
"Oh my god Woojin." He's close to hyperventilating
"Relax, type the next lyrics. Breathe Jihoon."
Future Bae <3
Hyung, what are you trying to say?
WinkBoy
But close ain't close enough till we cross the line
Future Bae <3
?
Quit playing around lmao
Jihoon slumped on the couch grabbing the pillow for him to hide into. "He thinks I'm playing around."
"Well you ARE pranking him." Woojin rolled his eyes.
WinkBoy
So name a game to play and I'll roll the dice
Future Bae <3
you are not making any sense hyung
WinkBoy
Oh look what you started
Future Bae <3
what did i do?
hyung
are you okay?
WinkBoy
the temperatures rising in here, is this gonna happen?
Future Bae <3
hyung it's raining and it's cold
WinkBoy
been waiting and waiting for you to make a move....
Future Bae <3
hyung
you wanted me to make a move?
WinkBoy
So baby come light me up and maybe i'll let you on it
Future Bae <3
wtf
hyung
are you drunk?
hyung you're still underage wth
WinkBoy
a little bit dangerous but baby that's how I want it
Future Bae <3
baby?
;)
WinkBoy
a little less conversation and a little more touch my body..
Future Bae <3
HYUNG.
WHERE
ARE
YOU
???
WinkBoy
Cause i'm so into you...
Future Bae <3
im coming over
WinkBoy
NO
"NOOOOOOO! Don't come over." shouted Jihoon. Woojin chuckles at his friend's suffering.
WinkBoy
baby let's keep it secret
Future Bae <3
....
hey
hyung, i have something to tell you too
"OH MY GOD." shouted Jihoon in nervousness.
WinkBoy
Wat
Future Bae <3
I'm into you
"He said he's into me. What. WHAT. W H A T?" Jihoon looks like a fish out of the water with how his mouth hangs down to express him being shooketh.
WinkBoy
Wat
Future Bae <3
I like you
"Go get'em." whistled Woojin.
Jihoon still haven't gotten out of his stuppor, his eyes ready to budge out of its sockets.
WinkBoy
Wat
Future Bae <3
I'm so into you I can barely breathe
sup my hyung who sings ariana grande songs
"OH. oh. I thought he's confessing." Jihoon came down from his daze.
"Aww is wittle jihoonie upset?" teased Woojin.
WinkBoy
OMG LMAO
you got me there
"He's still typing. I can see that fucking bubble speech. What what?" Jihoon got that wtf look mode on his face. Woojin laughs at his reactions.
Future Bae <3
but hyung
i don't really mind, just know that you got me
about not too long ago, I woke up feeling blue
we talked for a while
met up
got food
spent time till the night was through
WinkBoy
wait are you lyric pranking me?
Future Bae <3
depends on you hyung
now if you know the song, say the next lyrics
"Isn't that Call you mine by Jeff Bernat?" Woojin questions.
Jihoon looked at him red covering him in a blushing mess made by Jinyoung's insinuation.
WinkBoy
...
jinyoung
can i call you my own and can i call you my lover ?
Future Bae <3
yes hyung you can ;)
i'll call you my everything and call you my baby cause you're the only one who runs my world
i like you hyung really
Jihoon forgot to blink, breathe, and live. He doesn't even remembers his name at the moment so Woojin take it in his responsible hands to end the vlog. Also to save the putty mess he called bestfriend. Really. He shot himself, the camera in his direction.
"Well, That's it for this text lyric pranking. Well it did end in a plot twist. Jihoon's finally having that ass he's been thirsting for. Go get it tiger or well bunny. Hope you guys enjoyed today's vlog. Like and subscribe for more. Comment below what kinds of video do you want us to do next. And NO, Winkingie is not dead yet but must still be on cloud nine so imma revive him to tease him again. Shoutout to Jinyoung: Dude, look what you did do him. (he focused the camera on Jihoon again to show the viewers *read:jinyoung*) You, my friend, is the best. BEST. Anyway this has been Bun.Sso.Dan's VJ Chamsae saying PEACE OUT. Thanks for watching."
Woojin ended the video while going to his room, leaving Jihoon to be a couch potato.