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1. a xenobiologist and a chaotician walk into a bar by buckgaybarnes

   Fandoms: Pacific Rim (Movies), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Dec 2017

   Tags

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   • Newton Geiszler/Ian Malcolm
   • implied eventual Newton Geiszler/Hermann Gottlieb
   • Newton Geiszler
   • Ian Malcolm
   • Pre-Canon
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • weak plot contrivances to get them in the same place at the same time
   • Height difference
   • Age Difference
   • oh god such an age difference
   • Riding
   • Praise Kink
   • ian malcolm has approximately one pickup line
   • bonus newt/herm preslash pining because i'm a romantic
   • allusions to the Passionate letter exchange

   Summary

   Newt may be a kaiju groupie, but he is, first and foremost, an Ian Malcolm groupie.

   (or: that fic set in 2016 or so, where newt is a spry young mid-twentysomething with aspirations of greatness, namely, seducing sixtysomething ian malcolm)

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   • Part 1 of a xenobiologist and a chaotician walk into a bar

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