Work Text:
----------
Taeil: FullMoon
Taeyong: GrandTY
Doyoung: BunnyBunny
Ten: 10/10
Jaehyun: Casper
Mark: IAmTheMaknae
-----------
------GrandTY just sent a message on “OPEN YOUR RICE”------
GrandTY: I’m gonna ask you this once….
Casper: what grandpa?
GrandTY: …….
GrandTY: when will you stop calling me like that?
BunnyBunny: You know it’s even in your nickmane?
Casper: when will you stop dying your hair white?
GrandTY: …..
BunnyBunny: hey are you listening to me?
GrandTY: NEVER JAE
BunnyBunny: ok whatever, I’m gonna do something more interesting… ooooh that cloud looks like a boiled cabbage!
Casper: then you’re a grandpa
FullMoon: a sexy one grrrrrrrr COME HERE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GrandTY: SHUT UP TEN!!
10/10: what? Hey it wasn’t me -.-
GrandTY: sorry routine..
10/10: ow… :(
GrandTY: <3
BunnyBunny: why nobody is asking about Taeil hyung’s sudden hormones explosion?
FullMoon: cause I’m a poor soul that can’t be attacked.. :3
BunnyBunny: gne gne gne… by the way where’s Mark?
FullMoon: come out maknaeeeeee
Casper: he has problems with his phone because of a virus or something like that… it can’t send words with the letter “A” anymore.. instead of it appears an “O” when the message has ben sent, it’s pretty hilarious
10/10: pfffffff
BunnyBunny: HAHAHAHAHAH
IAmTheMaknae: hey thot’s not hilorious…. I con’t chot with people onymore….
10/10: I CAN’T BREATHE
IAmTheMaknae: …….
FullMoon: come on cheer up maknae, I’m sure it’s just temporary. Why don’t you try to type words one by one? Mmmh..try to type your name
IAmTheMaknae: Mork
FullMoon: :3
Casper: baaaaam
IAmTheMaknae: I hote you…
BunnyBunny: hahahahahah
10/10: Taeil hyung for thw wiiin!!
GrandTY: I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU GUYS A QUESTION
BunnyBunny: oook, TY is calling guys
FullMoon: spit it out TY!
GrandTY: thanks. So I was wondering.. Jaehyunnie?
Casper: yes? :3
GrandTY: WHY THERE’S YOUR CAT WATCHING ME ON THE KITCHEN’S TABLE?
GrandTY: I was making our dinner but now it became a mix of hair and eggs
BunnyBunny: ew gross…
Casper: hey don’t blame my baby this is not Sweet Potato’s fault! :(
FullMoon: wait…
Casper: he’s scared I can’t left him out anymore
BunnyBunny: what happened?
FullMoon: wait….
Casper: two creepy girls started to pet him a few months ago every time they pass in front of our dorm….
GrandTY: what’s the matter?
Casper: He changed, they must be very creepy cause they totally traumatized him.. Now he keeps hitting my hand with his head while I try to pet him..
FullMoon: wait…
BunnyBunny: wtf…
10/10: Not surprised at all..
GrandTY: ok you win
Casper: Like always <3
GrandTY: gne gne gne
FullMoon: WAIT
Casper: what hyung?
FullMoon: What on earth were you thinking when you named your cat SWEET POTATO? I’m not surprised he wanted to be part of the dinner :3
FullMoon: Oh right.. Cat is what you call “COT” Mork.. I know it must be hard for you… I mean “hord” sorry dear.
IAmTheMaknae: I…. ok ok breothe Mork breothe.
Casper:…….
10/10: Says the one who calls the neightbour’s cat bitch..
FullMoon: It’s not my fault if everytime I try to pet him he runs away like there’s no Tomorrow
BunnyBunny: Dasi Run Run Run nan meomchul suga eopseo
GrandTY:Tto Run Run Run nan eojjeol suga eopseo
FullMoon: HA.. HAHA… HAHAHA good one guys… -.-
10/10: Hey Jae you know how much I love that cutie pie of your cat, but I would prefer Sweet Potato not to come into my room.. I don’t want him to try to eat Johnny.
IAmTheMaknae: whot? But Johnny is not living with us now..
Casper: actually.. how could my little baby eat your 184cm tall boyfriend??
GrandTY: he’s talking about his goldfish guys
FullMoon: ok I’ll be the one choosing our pets names from now on
BunnyBunny: Moon Taeil introducing to the world “How to call your pet after an insult”
FullMoon: ……
Casper: This is creepy Ten.. WHY..
10/10: Hey I missed him, but now everytime I see that little goldfish’s eyes I see my love’s eyes *__*
BunnyBunny: wha-
Casper: THIS IS CREEPY TEN
GrandTY: Emh.. Ten you.. ok is time to cook bye.
IAmTheMaknae: whot o mess
FullMoon: yeah Mork’s right whot o mess…
IAmTheMaknae: BYE.