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Summary:

What happens when you put some of the greatest heroes of the multiverse into a group chat?

Bad things.

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I promise I'm not an unoriginal piece of shit.
Kinda.

USERNAMES:
Ben: Tenn-Speed
Danny: PhantomMenace
June: JuniperTrees
Kim: impossible-fox
Dipper: dippingsauce
Mabel: sweater-town
Star: stellarprincess
Zak: kurs-words
Rex: genrex
Steven: Quartzer
Manny: tacotigre
Jake: AmDrag

ANY TYPOS ARE COMPLETELY ON PURPOSE BTW JUST SAYING

Chapter 1: Star creates the group and Dipper makes bad jokes

Chapter Text

Today at 9:05 AM

stellarprincess added Quartzer, sweater-town, dippingsauce, impossible-fox, Tenn-Speed, JuniperTrees, PhantomMenace, genrex, kurs-words, and tacotigre

stellarprincess: Hi guys!

Tenn-Speed: SUP

PhantomMenace: I dont recognize half of these names

Quartzer: Hey princess!

AmDrag: Woah, new group chat

kurs-words: Sweeeeet

genrex: Hola

tacortigre: Rex you can barely speak basic Spanish

genrex: PRETTY SOON YOUR GONNA BE SAYING OW IN SPANISH

Tenn-Speed: Really creative handle Salazar

impossible-fox: You probably should've used a...

genrex: finish that sentence and I will end you

impossible-fox: ... Name generator :3

PhantomMenace: I think Kim just made a good joke

kurs-words: gasp

impossible-fox: I can be funny!

tacotigre: Ron says to keep dreaming, KP

impossible-fox: Why are you with my boyfriend?

tacotigre: He's trying to convince me that Bueno Nacho is an authentic Mexican restaurant

impossible-fox: What the f

dippingsauce: LANGUAGE

sweater-town: hey dont be so hard on kim! she makes better jokes than dipper!

dippingsauce: I resent that statement

JuniperTrees: You keep making these stupid science puns

dippingsauce: You're such an electron, June...

sweater-town: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT

JuniperTrees: I DIDNT THINK HE'D ACTUALLY DO IT

dippingsauce: You're always so NEGATIVE!

dippingsauce: HAHAHAHAHAHA

dippingsauce: HAHA

dippingsauce: HA

Tenn-Speed:

genrex:

impossible-fox:

sweater-town:

tacotigre:

AmDrag:

JuniperTrees:

kurs-words:

Quartzer:

stellarprincess:

stellarprincess: Well dipper killed the chat

dippingsauce: SCREW YOU GUYS