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Wish upon a Star

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In the Wish Virus universe you have the force born hit with a virus that lowers their inhibitions to zero and causes them to act on them . The younger the Force born the simpler the hidden desire and all of that resulted in this.. minor charactors taking centre stage and all we thought we knew about the Star Wars goes side ways with large helpings of insanity.

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Please do not read this series while operating heavy machinery and don't drink anything unless your wearing an apron and not facing some one. I will not pay for your cleaning bills. I own nothing,

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Chapter 1: When the virus

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In the Wish Virus universe you have the force born hit with a virus that lowers their inhibitions to zero and causes them to act on them . The younger the Force born the simpler the hidden desire and all of that resulted in this.

When the virus hit most of the adults became preoccupied with fulfilling their hidden desires. This gave the younger generations much more leeway for fulfilling their own desires.

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It starts with a little initiate Jedi deciding that the nice smelling, generous with hugs clones need to be back in the crèche with them. So the teen-tiny Wookie wanders down to where the clone barracks are and just kind of grabs the first two they run in to and dragging them back to the crèche

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Yep A teeny-tiny Wookie who looks like a cute little teddy bear who’ll rip your arms off and beat you with them if you try to take their clones away from them, and since said Wookie’s a generous soul who’s shared her clones with the rest of their crèche mate you will get pelted by them to. The clones were going off shift anyway and finger-painting is turning out to be more fun than the bar they were original headed for.
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With the Crèche Masters currently pre-occupied elsewhere. This starts a trend with all the other Crèche’s getting into this and kind of marched down and to get their own clones to hug .

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Including Commander Fox who Bear clan managed to force suggest into coming back with them since he radiated pain in the force. Bear clan initiates are now very worried since clones and especially clone commanders aren’t weak willed and that really should not have worked.

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Bear Clan have striped Commander Fox to his blacks and he is now being sat on by one of the avian initiates that look like a Rhode Island Red while everyone else in Bear clan are petting his hair and any other part of him that pokes out from under the Avian initiate, while surrounding him with the force and telling him, he’s safe, until they can make his soul feel less bruised.

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If this doesn’t work all the initiates in Bear Clan are going to take him down to the healers hall and not let him leave until he feels better in the force. `

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The initiates of Bear Clan have in their innocent way picked up on the damage that Darth Sidious likes to inflicted on Commander Fox, because abusing one of his toys in front of the Jedi and getting away with it is pleasure Sidious just can’t resist . Several hours later a rested and greatly improved Fox makes the connection between the migraines he’s been suffering since he arrived on Coruscant and his proximity to Chancellor Palpatine

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Thus channelling Jango Fett and nearly blind with rage Commander Fox storms in to the senate, with the Bear Clan initiates in tow, to confront Chancellor Palpatine, in front of a large number of senators. As Darth Sidious enslaves Fox with one of the embedded commands and starts to spin the situation to his advantage, Master Vokara Che casualy saunters up behind him and sticks a hyperspray with a mix of Force suppressant and instant knock out drug to Sidious’s neck. Then with an arched eyebrow that fans of Startrek will be very familiar with, .

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Master Che says “What ! There’s a reason the rest of the Jedi order are terrified of me and the council haven’t let me out on missions away from the temple since my first 9 months as a knight.” “Now let’s get you all back to the temple, I don’t know what’s happening but you all need a through work up at the healing halls” and with that stunned senators only watch as Master Vokara Che serenely heads back down the corridor with Sidious bobbing along behind her like a strange helium balloon, with a furiously blushing Commander Fox and his kids trailing after her. Commander Fox now has a crush and knows that his vode will be teasing him about HIS Jedi General.

And thus Order 66 is derailed at the hands of a clone, a healer and a bunch of meddlesome kids.

After a full medical work up in the healing halls Master Vokara Che sends the following statement to all the healers regarding the initiate clans new found healing technique “We don't know why the initiates sit on you and surround you with the force and pettings healing technique works, just that it does, but Katarn and Hawkbat clans have already agreed to sit on Master Obi-wan for me” ” When Master Kenobi arrives back at the temple YOU WILL send him to me first”
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Fox and the Initiates are just too young to have heard about Vokara Che. The initiates usual find out from their masters when they become padwan. and 9 months, that’s how long it took for tales of Knight Vokara Che path of terror and Destruction, mass property damage and Gibbering disbelief to get back to the council.

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No matter how much trouble Qui Gon got into Dooku was always grateful he wasn't nearly as good at it as Vokara Che, Now if only he could get Qui-gon to understand the importance of proper reporting and paperwork.