Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. Tags
    Summary

    'Shut the fuck up Bro.' He snaps back, one hand sliding reluctantly off your hip and into the back pocket of his jeans. He checks the caller ID and rolls his eyes, flicking his thumb across the screen.

    'Egbert.' Dave growls. 'This had better be a fucking life or death situation. Like meteors crashing out the fucking sky and smashing into your thick, nerd glasses cuz I swear to god if it's not I am gonna strangle you with one of your Dad's fancy-'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,161