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1. The Full Human Experience by aibidil

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Jan 2018

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Scorpius Potter-Malfoy
   • Lily Potter-Malfoy
   • Kid Fic
   • Parenthood
   • Humor
   • HP: EWE
   • head lice
   • Trying Times
   • Nits
   • creative cursing
   • Established Relationship

   Summary

   Malfoys do not get nits, but it seems Malfoy-Potters do—in which Harry and Draco face the Parasite That Must Not Be Named. Or, a curtain fic, in which the curtains are infested tresses.

   Language:

   English

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   1,096

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