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Everyone and Everyone
Hi everyone! Welcome to the South Park version of a series my friends and I like to call “Everyone and Everyone” where we attempt to write short one-shots that pair up every single character in the story with every other character.
We do have a few rules about this, though they are these:
1. NO INCEST! EVER! So no family members being paired with other family members. And yes, in South Park’s case, that means no Kyle/Ike.
2. Younger characters with older characters are A-Okay!
3. The more ridiculous the pairing seems, the more silly the one-shot. In contrast, if it feels like the ship could happen, the one-shot will be more sweet and adorable. Also, the ridiculous ones tend to be longer.
4. To keep a Teen rating, there is NON-EXPLICIT smut. Just implied if any at all.
5. Also, to make some pairs work one or all the characters may be OOC.
Other than that it’s pretty much anything goes. These are all their own stories and non-connected, so don’t worry about continuity between chapters. If you want some examples, feel free to check out the Harry Potter version of Everyone and Everyone. Oh, and if you have a request for a pair, please write out the characters' names instead of just saying the ship name.
Anyway, I’m going to write the first shipping so when this goes up that will go up at the same time so you actually have something to read. Hope you all enjoy! This first one is going to be Stan/Kyle.
Love, Sir Weston.