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1. The Chamber of Secrets and Half the Adults are Idiots by Des98

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter (books)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, Multi
   • Complete Work

   04 Mar 2018

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
   • Millicent Bulstrode/Pansy Parkinson
   • Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley
   • Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
   • Narcissa Malfoy/OFC
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • the whole gang basically
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Severus Snape
   • Gilderoy Lockhart
   • abusive dursley's
   • Abusive Lucius Malfoy
   • Fic based on a tumblr prompt
   • multi-chapter fic
   • Albus Dumbledore learns he's a bloody fucking idiot
   • Snape learns he's an arse
   • And slowly learns not to be so much of an arse
   • maybe...
   • Gryffindor/Slytherin Friendships
   • Inter-House Friendships
   • Fix-It
   • AU
   • obviously
   • if you haven't got that
   • Sporadic Updates
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • The golden trio is basically a golden clusterfuck
   • because everybody is friends now yay
   • Well - Freeform
   • Somewhat
   • slytherins are cool okay?!

   Summary

   So this is based on a tumblr prompt by Mauraders4evr (https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/marauders4evr)
   "Harry Potter AU where Harry is hiding in the cabinet in Borgin and Burkes. And he sees Lucius grab Draco with his cane. And he hears the hiss, “What did I tell you?” And he hears the quiver in the blonde boy’s voice, “Don’t touch anything.”

   And Harry knows.

   Because he’s used the voice that Draco uses for the past twelve years.

   He knows.

   Because now that he’s lived with the Weasleys for over a month, he knows that that’s not the way that a father’s voice should be.

   He knows..."

   And it wouldn't leave me alone so...

   Series

   • Part 1 of The much better, Dursley's can fuck off, Slytherins are people too AU

   Language:

   English

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   42,832

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