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1. Trying to steal Mako’s cookies just after they’d been baked only results in a burned hand and a very annoyed chef —Usagi
2. My proper title is Sailor Jupiter, not “The Talented One”—Makoto
3. Not allowed to bring alcohol to Senshi Meetings—Mina
4. Not allowed to use said alcohol to start a campfire—Rei
5. Never again shall I use any of the following to help set up any of my friends on dates: panda cosplay, hot sauce, an exploding karaoke machine, idol cds and/or inflatable pools—Mina
6. Not allowed to disclose secret identity to a crowd—Ami
7. Not allowed to end all my sentences with “according to the eternal flame”—Rei
8. Not allowed to challenge people to a race on foot or any type of vehicle—Haruka
9. No spoilers, so stop asking for them—Setsuna
10. Using extensive philosophical knowledge is not going to get me out of drinking milk—Hotaru
11. Not allowed to use catnip to sneak out and see Mamo-Chan overnight—Usagi
12. Must attempt not to seduce Haruka in public—Michiru
13. Not allowed to seduce anyone else to make Haruka jealous in public—Michiru
14. Don’t take the batteries out of either Usagi’s or Minako’s alarm clock (Even if said alarm clocks aren’t being used properly)—Ami
15. Must not make fun of Setsuna’s nickname—Makoto
16. Not allowed to make fun of Haruka-papa crying after the James Bond cars blow up again—Hotaru
17. Sending people back in time, while not illegal, is highly unethical and detrimental to the current timeline—Setsuna
18. The Mercury Computer is not to be used to discover the names of my academic rivals—Ami
19. Not allowed to tell people that they will be used in the next cake recipe as a threat—Makoto
20. Declaring you have a better manicure than Michiru Kaioh is unwise...—Minako
21. Not allowed to behave in a homicidal manner towards teammates—Michiru
22. I am not the reincarnation of Jesus—Haruka
23. I am not to bring alcohol to ANY senshi event—Minako
24. Not allowed to repeat anything my parents said while drunk—Hotaru
25. Must not use only Sherlock quotes during a Senshi meeting—Setsuna
26. “If you panic you will only die faster” is not an empathetic way to talk to people—Ami
27. Must not mistake Australian Wildlife for Youma—Makoto
28. Must not use crows against vandals excessively—Rei
29. Not allowed to try to “Spice Up” sailor fukus—Minako
30. Not allowed to cook curry unattended—Usagi
31. Minako is not to be used as a source of love knowledge—Makoto
32. Not allowed to “borrow” Rei’s stash of Yuri magazines—Ami
33. “A talking cat” is not the sort of reference I am allowed to use on my assignments—Hotaru
34. Must not kiss Haruka in front of Michiru—Minako
35. Must not suggest threesome after seeing someone else kiss Haruka—Michiru
36. Creating a “dummy” study page so it looks like I’m working is not allowed—Usagi
37. Not allowed burn every copy of my school uniform—Haruka
38. Setsuna is not a Grandmother, yet—Minako
39. Rudeness is no reason to use Burning Mandala—Rei
40. If I tell Haruka I wish for her to pose for a sketch, a sketch must be created—Michiru
41. Must not compare non- humans to my Senpai around others—Makoto
42. Not allowed to show Belladonna of Sadness as a sleepover movie—Minako
43. Not allowed to teleport away from awkward situations—Setsuna
44. Phone conversations with Setsuna now have a four-hour time limit—Ami
45. Must not flirt with opponents girlfriends before a race. Or after—Haruka
46. Not allowed to let Chibiusa in after 9pm—Hotaru
47. If a couple shares a bedroom: knock—Makoto
48. Screaming only makes a walk-in worse—Usagi
49. “The Plan” should not involve dragons in any way—Minako
50. Must not procure Sailor V doujinshi—Rei