Chapter Text
Bold is Tony
Italics is Steve
Underlined is Bucky
Italics/Underlined is Rhodey
Italics/Underlined/Bold is Peter
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Wednesday, December 15th, 10:47am
I think i got drunk and stole a bunch of illegal files again
uhh
what?
?again ????????
Honeybear, are you telling me you dont remember that?
Ouch.
Wait fuck sorry wrong number
are u going 2 federal prison oh my gosh
Maybe the pentagon should step their game up if a 16 year old can crack their firewall drunk
I mean
No
What
oh my gosh wHAT
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Wednesday, December 15th, 12:23pm
Would you believe me if I said I was joking?
well now i wont
dw i wont get u arrested
You wouldn’t be able to
I won’t worry
wow ok dang
Did u just say dang?
don't b rude :(
Omfg
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Wednesday, December 15th, 1:35pm
who were you texting @ lunch
steeeeevvvvieeeee
WHO WAS IT
we are in CLASS barnes
ok and who was it u dont have any other friends besides me n clint
and maybe nat
the wrong number guy
why?
what do you mean why
cause he texted me
we had a short conversation
its not weird
its...a lil weird
whats weird is you texting me in the middle of class
thats not weird. you texting that guy is
shut up loser
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Thursday, December 16, 4:29 AM
Are you awake?
What do you know about quantum mechanics?
Nothing useful, probably
It’s 4 am. I shouldn’t spam you with texts. Sorry.
That sounded sad. I promise it wasn’t.
I’ll stop now.
you don’t have to
im up now
Shit sorry for waking you
u didnt
i was up
u ok?
You’re a stranger
I shouldn’t tell you
But no. It’s an anniversary. Not a good one.
if i talk about why i’m up will that distract you
Why are you up, Random Stranger?
nightmares
I was in a car accident with my best friend about a year ago
it was bad. he lost his arm.
we go to boarding school together, we are the only ones here on scholarships
thought i lost him for a second. he was driving.
and so i have nightmares
Holy shit, Random Stranger
That’s rough.
Now I know your tragic backstory and you can ravish me
yeah, how are those connected?
Shut up and ravish me
well, not that I don’t want to
but I don’t even know your name
Hi i’m Tony
hi tony im steve
Hey Steve ravish me
goodnight, tony
:(
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Friday, December 17, 5:18 PM
Sourpatch
Honeybear
Goobaby
wHAT
Do YOU WANT?
Damn. Not in the mood?
Wait shit
The date
Yeah.
Oh, Tony
I’m so sorry.
Are you okay?
Do you need to sleep?
Calm down, mama bear
I’m fine
I just miss you
You’re off
….being a….guy with a job that I can totally name but choose not to
I’m here
being a science dude who kinda owns company
We are adults. Who can handle things.
I’m coming over, Tony. For the weekend. Is that okay?
Yes. Obviously. Thank you.
Gotta go. Driving. Eat something !!!!
Rhodeybear sent an image:
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Friday, December 17, 5:47 PM
os like, how drunk is too durnk for 5pm?
i have uatocorrecr off my phone
for the aesthetic tbh
Don’t ask me. I wouldn’t know.
Do you really spell things wrong for the aesthetic? And why can you spell aesthetic and not autocorrect?
idfk
fuck yuo
Oh my god
can i aask a possibly offensive question?
Sure. Shoot
you said ur name was tony
and u mentioned quantam...science shit
maybe i just think abt tony stark 2 much
but are you tony stark?
Tony sent an image
:
wait wh a t
Yeah, I might be Tony Stark.
I get it, though
My last name isn’t something you wanna be around
NO stop are you ACUTALLY
Uh, yeah?
im too drunk to aks for proof
my friend
bucky
the one who lost his arm?
he has an arm from stark industries
sum charity shit
so we looked u up
and foudn ur twitter
we fucking STAN you oh my gosh
ur tweets are the funniest shit
and buckys kinda a nerd for the shit u do
I don’t know how to respond to that.
Are you old enough to drink?
...im eighteen. dont tell my ma.
I didn’t know there were people out there who actually like what I do.
obviously there are man
It’s easy to forget.
i need to slepe
goodnight, tony
Goodnight, Steve
And thanks.
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Saturday, December 18, 9:03 AM
i just woke up
thats over fifteen hours of sleep
I haven’t even gotten that many hours in the past four days
wait what
thats concerning
Lmao. Im good.
So, you really aren’t,, freaked out or anything?
no? but i kinda would like to know you arent some creepy dude at my school pranking me
I can give you proof?
tweet the word penis frum ur official account rn
…..fine.
Done.
OH MT YGOD
dont u hvae like. a company to run
why r u texting an 18 yr old kid
IM NOT THAT OLD IM T W E N T Y
woahh ok soft spot i see
any reason for that?
I have a friend
named Peter
He is 16
We met thru some charity mentor mentee thing
But he turned out to be pretty cool
I think I ended up being kind of a father figure
BUT IM NOT THAT OLD. IM 20.
sorry, old man
gues ur not #yung enuf
911? This bitch right here, officer.
Steve sent an image:
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Saturday, December 18, 10:07 AM
hey
punk
where r u
dorm
practice is at eleven why arent u out here with us
...im texting the guy with the wrong number
oh my GOD
steve
stevie kins
you realize this is probably a catfish, right?
what reason would he have for catfishing me?
its not like he said that he is
tony stark or something
i guess not
but be careful
dont wanna watch ur heart get stomped on again
like it did with queen victoria
that wasnt peggys fault. she had to move.
its not like im in love with him
(yet)
sure, right. just be careful?
i do care about you, occasionally.
punk.
yeah, sure
but he might be tony stark.
wait what