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delirious changed their status to ONLINE
-> the airport wifi is so goddamn SHIT
-> it's like they took a goddamn poo poo and chucked a router in it
<- did they at least have cookies?
-> oOh yes
-> delicious ones
-> I got like twenty
<- damn
<- you planning on sharing?
-> maybe
-> I'll trade for some pizza
<- one cookie for an entire pizza?
-> hell yes
-> give me that pizza boy
-> wait shit I think my taxi is here
-> SHIT gotta go
<- dOnt miss the taxi
<- I'm ordering some pizza now
<- some of it might be gone by the time you get here
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-> this fUCkiNG TRaffIC
-> so fucking slow
-> this taxi boy can talk for days bro
-> can I call you to escape him
-> doing it
<- no wai
<- t
<- you made me get pizza grease all over my phone you birch
-> BITFHrk
-> rejecting my calls you butfh
-> now the taxi drivers gonna think I'm a loser
<- he probably already thought that
-> piZZa grEAse????
-> you eating my pizza????
<- it looked so good
<- it tastes so good
-> get your own BITfh
<- how do you always manage to mess that up
-> fuck you
-> I'm gonna eat your cookies BITCH
<- I thought you said you got twenty
-> oh????
-> you challenging me???
<- hell yes
-> I'm gonna eat ALL of them
-> wait and see bithc
-> bitch
<- I'm waiting
-> oh shit I'm already here????
-> dude your house is FANCY
-> oh wait that's not your house
-> neighbours
<- can you wait outside a minute?
-> bitch no its freezing
-> the taxi ditched me
-> evannnn
-> let me in
-> bitch
-> I'm gonna fucking smash your door down if you don't hurry up
<- Kay I'm good now
<- wasnt wearing pants
<- got pants now
-> you were stealing my pizza in your underpants????
-> I can see you hurry up and open the door
-> bItfh
-> BITCH
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