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turntechGodhead began pestering tentacleTherapist
TG: hey rose
TT: Yes, Dave?
TG: did i ever tell you about the paradoxed timeline
TT: The what?
TG: clearly not
TG: just listen up rose you will not regret this
TG: so you know how i got bored sometimes during the game
TG: and id go to doomed timelines to mess around with whatever and see what happened
TG: well i had the greatest fucking idea one day
TG: popped into a timeline where that version of you died before entering the game
TG: pretty fucked up way to die too
TG: stabbed herself
TT: A suicide.
TG: yeah
TG: anyways she had her version of SBURB on her desk
TG: so i took it and teleported over to johns house
TG: their john
TG: and i dropped it on his desk with a note while he was in the kitchen
TG: it said to not use it yet
TG: then i teleport back to roses house
TG: hide the body and clean the room of blood
TT: That sounded like if you were guilty of murder.
TG: oh hell no
TG: youre my sister im not just gonna kill you
TT: That is certainly comfortable to hear.
TT: Anyways, feel free to continue your story.
TG: right anyways
TG: i get on roses sburb account and message johns account
TG: i say
TG: “John, did you get the extra game? I had someone come over and drop it off. Don’t use it yet.”
TT: I didn’t know you could use capital letters.
TG: passive aggressive behavior will get you nowhere rose
TT: It got me Kanaya’s heart. ;)
TG: dammit rose
TG: anyways
TG: john messages me back after a short while
TG: he goes
TG: “alright, but you’re talking really cryptically... :B”
TG: and then a bunch of boring shit happens
TG: we get him his copy of the game and he sticks it into his computer
TG: he gets his kernelsprite open and I say
TG: “Alright, now throw the game into the kernelsprite.”
TT: So, that was your big idea the whole time?
TG: hey hey hey i havent gotten to the crazy part yet
TG: im almost there
TG: so john throws the game in
TG: and its almost like
TG: the entire world starts shaking
TG: and then
TG: it happens
TT: What happens?
TG: everything goes fucking trickster mode
TG: you remember that sugar high state I was in at your wedding
TG: after calliope gave me that giant lollipop
TG: yeah i still have nightmares
TG: and its like john unlocked this horrifying secret mode
TG: that only happens when you fuck around with paradoxes
TG: you have no idea how fast i got out of that timeline
TG: holy SHIT was it horrifying
TG: i had to physically fight to not go into super hyper positive sugar and rainbows mode
TG: anyways id consider it one of my greatest accomplishments
TT: ...
TT: Well, we’ll have to talk about those nightmares, but the story was certainly interesting.
TT: Speaking of Calliope, she wanted to ask about your upcoming birthday and what to get you.
TG: how about i come over there myself
TG: ill bring karkat along
TG: he could use some fresh air
TT: Alright. I’ll see you here!
turntechGodhead stopped pestering tentacleTherapist