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1. Sardines by onegreyelephant

   Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Feb 2018

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
   • Arthur Dent & Ford Prefect
   • Arthur Dent
   • Ford Prefect
   • Zaphod Beeblebrox
   • Marvin (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
   • Frottage
   • Humor
   • Unrequited Crush
   • Unrequited Love

   Summary

   Zaphod accidently destroys the Improbability Drive of the Heart of Gold, causing an episode of uncontrollable improbable glitches, one of which ends up with Arthur and Ford trapped close together in a confessional booth.

   Language:

   English

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