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[3:52 PM]
c.seungcheol started a groupchat!
l.jihoon was added
hanniebee was added
jisooholy was added
junhuwui was added
wonwoouldustfu was added
soon-always-young was added
seokmintyfresh was added
germgyu was added
haoabtno was added
babykwan was added
babysol was added
channieontop was added
l.jihoon: wtf is this shit
c.seungcheol: hello to u too, jihoon
seokmintyfresh: OH MY GOD A NEW CHAT
seokmintyfresh: MERRY CHRISTMAS
l.jihoon: it’s the first
seokmintyfresh: HAPPY NEW YEAR
l.jihoon: it’s february
seokmintyfresh: HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD HOLIDAY
seokmintyfresh: HELLO NEW FRIENDS
haoabtno: shit the fuck up bitchass we all know each other
germgyu: shit
jisooholy: language
haoabtno: yea shit tf up befor i beat ur stupiid ass in
germgyu: oh yea?
germgyu: well
germgyu: wait
germgyu: who the fuck changed my name
jisooholy: language!
junhuwui: @haoabtno
wonwoouldustfu: @haoabtno
babykwan: @haoabtno
hanniebee: @haoabtno
haoabtno: don’t fucikng @ me u unloyal nasty hoes
haoabtno: yea I fucking chaged ur crusty ass username u disembowelled asscrack
channieontop: that,,,,, doesn’t even,,,,,, make sense
haoabtno: did I fuckin ask
soon-always-young: y u gotta be out here, disrespecting my fave channie
jisooholy: @haoabtno listen you little mouldy imp, stop fucking swearing or I’ll wash out your fucking nasty ass mouth with a bar of soap
hanniebee: babe that’s kinda hot
channieontop: 1) ew
channieontop: 2) hyung im the only channie u noe
soon-always-young: ;)
channieontop: what is that sposed to mean
seokmintyfresh: D: WHAT ABOUT ME
soon-always-young: :*
seokmintyfresh: :D
babykwan: gay
jisooholy: Seungkwan!
babykwan: sorry hyung
babykwan: Gay™
jisooholy: … that’s better
babykwan renamed the groupchat The 13 Gays™
l.jihoon: says the one who lit has a couple name with someone
l.jihoon: someone whose name starts with han
l.jihoon: and ends with @babysol
hanniebee: last i checked i didn’t know anyone named hanbabysol
hanniebee: also
hanniebee: jihoon ur name is so boring
hanniebee changed l.jihoon’s name to angryskitty
hanniebee: much better
angryskitty: You’re a dead man, Yoon Jeonghan.
soon-always-young: oh shit jihoon used capital letters and punctuation!!!!
seokmintyfresh: CAPITAL LETTERS AND PUNCTUATION IS EFFECTIVE!!!!!
seokmintyfresh: @hanniebee we’ll miss you, hyung ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )
hanniebee: i’m….. not dead……….
angryskitty: I’m still in class. I’ll come for you later, hyung.
jisooholy: *sobs* my husband...... i’ll pray for your soul as you descend into the depths of hell
hanniebee: wait when did we get married
jisooholy: at wonwoo's frat party
jisooholy: seungcheol married us and you gave me a ring pop
jisooholy: are you… telling me… you don’t remember
hanniebee: babe no
jisooholy: that’s it i want a divorce
seokmintyfresh: :O LOOK AT THAT DRAMA
hanniebee: stfu seokmin no one asked
seokmintyfresh: ( ͒ ඉ .̫ ඉ ͒)
soon-always-young: (◡‿◡✿)
soon-always-young: (ʘ‿ʘ✿) wot u say to seokminnie
soon-always-young: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ @channieontop hold my flower
hanniebee: lee jongchan if u’re still my baby u won’t touch his flower
channieontop: hyung
channieontop: i
channieontop: was never your baby
channieontop: ✿＼(｡-_-｡) kick his ass soonyoungie hyung i got yo flower
hanniebee: T_T
babykwan: 
junhuwui: top ten anime betrayals owo
wonwoouldustfu: you’re a whole meme and I can’t believe I wanna date your dumb ass
junhuwui: u wanna date my gorg ass? aw babe uwu
wonwoouldustfu: we literally went on a date last night – which your “gorg” ass was a whole fifteen minutes late for
junhuwui: but babe uwu i wanted to look good for you!!! owo
wonwoouldustfu: don’t you fuckin uwu at me while we’re having a serious conversation about your tardiness
junhuwui: …
junhuwui: ……
junhuwui: OWO
wonwoouldustfu: JUNHUI DO FUCKING NOT
babykwan: mm i love drama
haoabtno: hoe
babykwan: excuse me
babykwan: u come here
babykwan: insult me for no good fucking reason
babykwan: in my own goddamn home
babykwan: u gnorrkes infested ass cheek
haoabtno: laern how to speell u fuckass overgrown mushroom
babykwan: taek ur own shitty advice u feces-crusted asshole
c.seungcheol: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
c.seungcheol: I TAKE A NAP FOR AN HOUR AND I SEE ANARCHY
hanniebee: oh wow big word good on you Cheol
jisooholy: you’re still on thin ice, mister
hanniebee: i’m sorry hubby don’t leave me
jisooholy: that’s a good husband (◡‿◡✿)
c.seungcheol: whipped
babykwan: Whipped™
seokmintyfresh: WHIPPED!!! >:D
hanniebee: i’m not gonna stand here and be criticised by asswipe hypocrites
angryskitty: why the fuck do u bitches keep using the word ass
soon-always-young: that’s bc, my dear jihoonie cuddlypuff, we r all flaming Gays™
angryskitty: Don’t Call Me A Fucking Cuddlypuff
junhuwui: what a qt uwu
angryskitty: shut your whore mouth you asslicker
soon-always-young: 
germgyu: why tf do u even have a pic of urself like that
soon-always-young: chan
channieontop: i didn’t do shit hyung
channieontop: u can’t pin tht on me
c.seungcheol: hah joke’s on you i’m not gay
junhuwui: u fuckin wot m8 OwO
angryskitty: okay.
germgyu: 
babykwan: some1 kick him out
babysol: gyu hyung or cheol hyung
babykwan: u know what just kick them both out
haoabtno: can’t, i alerday tried
germgyu: :<
haoabtno: i said what i fuckin said
babysol: technically u typed it
haoabtno: don’t make me shove a motherfuckin lightbulb up ur virgin asshole
babykwan: how would u noe it’s a virgin asshole
c.seungcheol: what the fuck guys i’m a motherfucking bisexual
angryskitty: oh good
angryskitty: i mean who fucking cares
angryskitty: not me that’s for fucking sure
wonwoouldustfu: now that we’re coming out a second time
wonwoouldustfu: i am also not technically a gay
wonwoouldustfu: i am
junhuwui: @haoabtno i’m gonna cry please hold me
haoabtno: i’ll fucking dropkick him to venus
wonwoouldustfu: what the kids call: a pansexual
wonwoouldustfu: junhui baby no I’d never play with your heart like that
junhuwui: promise? :’<
wonwoouldustfu: of course baby you’re the light of my life the sun to my eart the air I breathe
junhuwui: uwu you do care! owo
wonwoouldustfu: blocked reported unsubscribed fcukin unfriended
junhuwui: 
wonwoouldustfu: 
haoabtno renamed the groupchat The 11 Gays™ + crusty bicycle + rusty pan
germgyu: hao no
haoabtno: hao abt i do whatever the fuck i want asshole
angryskitty: okay
angryskitty: the next person who says the word ass is getting blocked
babykwan: K.
angryskitty: did u just fucking k me
junhuwui: ass uwu
angryskitty: motherfuckin
wonwoouldustfu: ass
babykwan: ass
babysol: ass
soon-always-young renamed the groupchat asS
soon-always-young: a s s
seokmintyfresh: ASS!!! >:D
channieontop: : ) ass ; )
hanniebaby: cmon guys let’s be classy about this
angryskitty: thank u hyung
hanniebaby: The Ass™
angryskitty: die
jisooholy: …….
angryskitty: don’t u fucking start
jisooholy: ass ;3
angryskitty: i covet the sweet release of death
germgyu: oh come on hyungs quit it
angryskitty: i don’t trust any of u anymore
germgyu: don’t be an
germgyu: ass
angryskitty: ITALICS DOESN’T MAKE THINGS BETTER FUCKBUSH
haoabtno: oh rly
haoabtno: then how about
haoabtno: ass
angryskitty: b i t c h
haoabtno: ha
jisooholy: that’s not all of us
jisooholy: I count eleven asses
hanniebaby: @c.seungcheol get on here rn
seokmintyfresh: @c.seungcheol hyung!!!!! join us!!!!! GROUP SOLIDARITY!!!!! :D
angryskitty: i refuse to be part of this grp of shitheads
soon-always-young: @c.seungcheol hyung stop wanking
c.seungcheol: i wasn’t wanking i was trying to fucking study u limp noodle
hanniebaby: no u weren’t i can see u playing superstar jyp u fuckin twice hoe
c.seungcheol: shuT THE FUCK UP LIKEY IS A BOP
hanniebaby: bithc i don’t care that you’re a slut for momo just fuckin say ass
c.seungcheol: but then jihoon will hate me
seokmintyfresh: jihoon hyung could never hate you! :O
hanniebaby: do it
c.seungcheol: um
soon-young-always: one of us
junhuwui: onE OF US
c.seungcheol: this is peer pressure
seokmintyfresh: ONE OF US!!!
angryskitty: i fuckin dare u scrublord
c.seungcheol: ass
angryskitty has left the groupchat asS