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1. Buy it, Use it, Break it, Fix it by Hammertimexx (orphan_account)

   Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Daft Punk  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, F/F
   • Complete Work

   17 Sep 2014

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • John Egbert/Dave Strider
   • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
   • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
   • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
   • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
   • Bro Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Dave Strider
   • Jake English
   • Squarewave
   • Lil Cal
   • Jane Crocker
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Rose Lalonde
   • John Egbert
   • Jade Harley
   • Mom Lalonde
   • Cronus Ampora
   • Kankri Vantas
   • Nepeta Leijon
   • Equius Zahhak
   • Meenah Peixes
   • Feferi Peixes
   • Eridan Ampora
   • Gamzee Makara
   • Tavros Nitram
   • Rufioh Nitam
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Aradia Megido
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Sollux Captor
   • Daft Punk AU
   • Daft Punk!Stuck
   • Basically the Striders are Daft Punk
   • Fluff
   • Humanstuck
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session
   • Angst
   • Humor

   Summary

   "Helmets?"

   Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

   A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

   Not a chance in hell.

    

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