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2/8/2017
(3:04) hi, this is kirishima! we're not doing anything tonight if you wanna come over
(3:04) can u bring the chiffon u were talking about? we got everything else
(3:17) The fuck kind of weird ass orgy are you organizing over there
(3:20) ...jirou??
(3:26) She gave you a wrong number, dumbass
(3:27) ohh my bad! sorry. I must have entered something wrong
(3:28) its not like that btw
(3:31) we're making costumes!
(3:39) Didn't ask.
(3:40) but you still replied!
(4:12) awe don't be like that ╥﹏╥
2/9/2017
(8:34) so we broke the sewing machine
(8:37) pretty sure denki did something but we're all gonna die anyway so w/e
(8:38) ashido said we should just put it back and hope mr. aizawa doesn't notice
(8:40) pretty sure he'll notice that though?
(8:45) Wrong number again.
(8:48) nope! i thought i'd update you. we're all in this together now, stranger.
(8:50) Lucky me.
(8:50) Why don't you make some friends to bother with this shit?
(8:52) why you gotta be so rude? i have lots of friends.
(8:53) Fucking shit. My bad.
(8:52) dude. you could be texting a 12 yr/old right now. you could be corrupting the next generation.
(9:03) I don't give a shit. You're the one talking to me.
(8:54) also with the orgy thing yesterday
(8:55) how was that even your first thought?
(9:04) Chiffon sounds pretty kinky to me.
(9:12) i'm screenshoting this convo as soon as i can breath again. you're a riot, man
(9:23) You didn't explain what the costumes were for either. How do I know it's not a weird roleplay thing?
(9:25) every message from you is an adventure! why are these the conclusions youre jumping to?
(9:17) It's too early for this bullshit.
(9:20) but it's 9 oclock?
(9:27) Well I didn't exactly plan to spend my saturday morning being bothered by a fucking stranger, did I?
(9:40) am I really annoying you? I'll stop.
(9:44) Whatever, I don't give a shit. It's almost 10 anyway.
(9:50) For all you know, I'm a 50 year old pervert or a serial killer but I guess it's your funeral.
(9:53) naw, i don't think so!
(9:59) Okay, kirishima; friends with a denki, jirou, and ashido. Where did you say you live again?
(10:01) ha ha
(10:04) ok but you actually aren't like 50 right? or 12? cause that would be pretty weird.
(10:10) sure.
(10:12) c'mon man not funny
(10:22) I'm fucking hilarious.
(10:30) (⋟﹏⋞)
(11:05) Whatever. I'm 17.
(11:06) oh! same!
(11:33) and i'm a guy btw
(11:33) if that matters to you
(11:41) Yeah. Same.
2/10/2017
(7:48) it’s monday!
(7:51) THE HELL ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
(8:20) oh, not a morning person?
(8:22) i love mondays. i get to see my friends!
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(10:46) i changed my mind. i hate mondays.
(11:03) No shit.
(11:09) i definitely just failed an economics test
(11:17) How do you even fail at economics?
(11:20) rude.
(11:29) wait i have a test in english too?? whyyyy
(11:29) wish me luck?
(11:30) No.
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(2:08) what's your name anyway?
(2:12) Now who's being creepy?
(2:14) you know my name, though, it's not that weird. i have to enter something into my phone
(2:26) i guess i'll just have to give you a name myself then.
(2:27) hantama-kun!
(2:27) the fuck you will
(2:28) wow, that's the fastest you've ever replied!
(2:34) choke and die
(2:35) wow, so edgy. are you always this angry?
(2:40) Hell yeah. I'm always surrounded by morons.
(2:43) it’s sunday though?
(2:49) Yeah and the hag is trying to do motherly things like shopping. Pisses me off.
(2:55) that doesn't seem like a nice thing to call your mother
(2:58) She knows what she did.
(3:01) o-kay
(3:01) hey you went four whole texts without saying fuck! congratulations!
(3:02) FCUK YOU
(3:06) oh! i figured out what to name you in my phone
(3:06) Blasty McSplode
(3:07) it’s cause you’re so angry
(3:12) I changed my mind. I’m blocking you after all.
(3:13) (ಥ﹏ಥ)
(3:38) Bakugou
(3:51) oh.
(3:52) it suits you.
(4:47) i’m still gonna keep you in my phone as blasty mcsplode tho
(5:04) I thought the whole fucking point of this was to put my name in your
(5:04) EAT SHIT AND DIE
(5:08) (＾ω＾)
(5:10) AND STOP WITH THAT FUCKING SHIT
(5:12) (─‿─)
(5:21) baby come back.
(5:22) blasty come back
(5:30) i’ll stop
(5:41) Dumbass
(5:59) (≧▽≦)
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>>group chat: the original gangster squad
dancing queen: [Image sent]
Perpetually Single: MINA!!
goid boy: why
sero: isn’t a little bit early in the morning for hamilton vore memes?
dancing queen: never (:
goid boy: sero there’s an econ test today
sero: shit
dancing queen: how did u do kiri??
goid boy: (⋟﹏⋞)
dancing queen: that’s fine! i failed too! we’ll just get jirou to help us out during 6th period
Perpetually Single: That name is banned from this chat
goid boy: jirou? why?
Perpetually Single: Dino tendies: stolen.
Perpetually Single: Mcr: played.
Perpetually Single: My heart: broken.
sero: jirou is forcibly removed from the group chat.
dancing queen: kiri! who’re you talking to?
goid boy: oh! g u y s
goid boy: you know how i texted a wrong number trying to get ahold of jirou?
goid boy: this guy is incredible. lemme post some screen shots
goid boy: [image sent]
goid boy: [image sent]
sero: He seems like an asshole though.
dancing queen: IM WHEEZING WTF THE FUCK
dancing queen: chIFFON IS KINKY
Perpetually Single: we’ve been doing it wrong the whole time!!
sero: Guys wanna go to my place tonight? Don’t forget the chiffon (;
dancing queen: holy crap im asking mr aizawa if chiffon is a kink thing
goid boy: mina no
goid boy: he’s still salty about the sewing machine
dancing queen: its fine he loves us
sero: He literally locked me out of the classroom last week?
dancing queen: lovingly!
2/10/2017 (cont)
(8:13) So why the costumes.
(8:20) you were interested!
(8:26) I'm just tired of doing calculus.
(8:28) we're helping make costumes for the play!
(8:28) it's a lot of fun, even though i like doing the set props best
(8:33) You're a fucking theater kid?
(8:33) Holy Shit that explains so much.
(8:33) well i'm stage crew but yeah!
(8:34) wait what's that supposed to mean?
(8:40) I knew there was a reason I didn't want to associate with you.
(8:44) so judgemental, bakugou. i joined because my friends were in it and they needed more stage hands. it's fun!
(9:02) You really make all the props?
(9:14) we make most of them. the school doesn't give a lot of money to our department, so we make do.
(9:16) sometimes our teacher randomly procures a bunch of money. he may or may not be a drug dealer.
(9:20) What the Fuck.
(9:26) you'd get it if you met him! he's very shady. he sleeps a lot and his eyes are always red. plus, one time he taught us how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush
(9:28) WHAT THE FUCK
(9:31) or he might be a vampire. i mean no one's ever seen him go out during the day, so do we really know?
(9:33) he's a very interesting guy!
(9:39) Fucking theater kids.
(9:44) rude
(9:50) Don't be such a stereotype then.
(9:52) well what kind of stuff do you do, huh?
(10:18) Excel.
(10:27) wow
(10:39) care to elaborate?
(10:43) Track and Field, Judo, Hockey. Fucking Honors Society. I used to play football*, but not anymore.
(10:44) why? did they kick you out or something?
(10:47) Fuck off.
(10:51) wait, really? why
(10:56) Punched another kid.
(11:00) oh wow, you must be very competitive!
(11:11) Punched another kid on my own team. Twice.
(11:17) okay, not gonna lie, I really don’t know how to respond to that one
(11:28) Doesn't matter, I'm going to bed.
(11:29) ok. good night then!
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(12:49) wait you’re smart and you're a jock? no fair