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“Hi Sergio.”
“Uh. Is this a bad time?”
“What? No, why?”
“You sound choked. Everything okay?”
“We’ve been watching Coco with the kids.”
“Oh! Hahaha, you’re hopeless.”
“Why are you calling, Sergio?”
“Because it’s been ages!”
“Barely a month.”
“I know. So you’ll be there?”
“Where?”
“At Jordi’s birthday party, silly. Next Saturday, haven’t you got the invite? Bring the kids.”
“Yeah, I know.”
“And Geri? For fuck’s sake, don’t ruin the surprise.”
“What surprise?”
“That’s the spirit! See you there.”
“I’m serious! What surprise? Don’t hang up on me. Sergio? I swear I’m going to skin you alive. Sergio!”