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HistoryNerd created, "pain"!
HistoryNerd invited: roadside shit, i like candles, i also like candles, IceBitch, Iceass, water bottle kicker, mechanical dicks, drugdealer Jazzy, notadrugdealer, SaveTheTrees, Depends, wannabe emo, and MountainSeas!
HistoryNerd: well here we are
water bottle kicker: we're back, BITCHES
HistoryNerd: ....
HistoryNerd: I'm disappointed
roadside shit: owo whats this
mechanical dicks: please die
roadside shit: oh shit oh fuck oh shit its raven
i like candles: murphy please calm your tits
i also like candles: what tits
mechanical dicks: what tits
mechanical dicks: HAH
i also like candles: you owe me money bitch. pay up fucker
roadside shit: stfu bitches at least i have more tits than lexa
HistoryNerd: ...
SaveTheTrees: octavia can I please leave
water bottle kicker: no
SaveTheTrees: wait
SaveTheTrees: ...is that
water bottle kicker: thats fucking raven
i like candles: ???
roadside shit: pictures
SaveTheTrees: [shes_in_my_birdbath.png]
water bottle kicker: HOW THE FUCK!
roadside shit: wow
Depends: can i go back to bed
Iceass: me too
IceBitch: me three
HistoryNerd: no! no! no! No! no!
i also like candles: bank robery
HistoryNerd: ???
roadside shit: omw
i like candles: clarke. no
mechanical dicks: id be there, but, bird bath
SaveTheTrees: why are there PLASTIC FUCKING BALLS IN THE BIRDBATH
SaveTheTrees: THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM??
mechanical dicks: [vroom.mov]
mechanical dicks: [nyoom.mov]
notadrugdealer: i
notadrugdealer: sigh
Depends: yea kin
drugdealer Jazzy: yea
MountainSeas: pure and utter disappointment
MountainSeas: why is this my life
notadrugdealer: i am so, SO sorry about this maya it was never supposed to be this way
drugdealer Jazzy: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HistoryNerd: i'm more concerned about the plastic balls in lincoln's bathtub
roadside shit: those are mine
roadside shit: multi coloured ping pong balls? yea thats me
mechanical dicks: ew one touched me
mechanical dicks: strictly no heteros allowed
SaveTheTrees: :(
water bottle kicker: half :(
HistoryNerd: :(
roadside shit: :(
MountainSeas: :(
mechanical dicks: murphy & bellamy you guys arent straight get it right you both want to fuck
mechanical dicks: o i love you youre good
mechanical dicks: maya & linc youre also good
wannabe emo: i can testify that john is straight
roadside shit: ew what the fuck emori
roadside shit: why the fuck is she here???
HistoryNerd: ...???
wannabe emo: john..
roadside shit has kicked wannabe emo from "pain"!
roadside shit: i dont want her here
i like candles: fair
i also like candles: bank robbery
i like candles: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
i also like candles: BANK ROBBERY
HistoryNerd: no!
roadside shit: bank robbery
water bottle kicker: bank robbery
mechanical dicks: bank robbery
SaveTheTrees: GET OUT OF MY BIRD BATH
i like candles: im surprised lincoln hasnt went SMITE on all of you yet
SaveTheTrees: CANT IM TOO BUSY CHASING RAVEN OUT OF MY FUCKIN BIUORD BATH
water bottle kicker: LOUD SIGH
(Lincoln half sprints-half stumbles into his yard. There she is. Perched on one leg. Fucking. In. His. Bird. Bath. With thousands of multi coloured ping pong balls all around her. Both of her arms are at her sides, and then she cocks her fucking head. She stares at him. Dead in the eyes. Then she fucking squacks. Lincoln isn't sure if he should just kill the dumbass, or let her drown. Maybe both. Fuck.)
SaveTheTrees: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i also like candles: bank robbery
i like candles: yknow what fuck it we're going to the library
HistoryNerd: sure, why not?
roadside shit: no
SaveTheTrees: raven isnt
MountainSeas: ??
mechanical dicks: YOU CANT KEEP ME IN HERE FOREVER I CAN AND WILL BREAK DOWN THIS FUCKING DOOR YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE MR WOODS I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND HANG IT TO THE FRIDGE YOU BETTER LET ME OUT I SWEAR TO THE GOOD LORD JESUS CHRIST
notadrugdealer: please take her seriously. shes done it to jasper & i before. minus the dick cutting part ig
drugdealer Jazzy: i mean
MountainSeas: ...
notadrugdealer: ...
i also like candles: bank robbery