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James sat in his class as his teacher tried to get everyone’s attention so they could start show and tell. James was brimming with excitement over his clever idea.
"Alright class it is time for show and tell who wants to go first?" Mrs. William's asked the 1st graders and they all raised their hands excitedly, the first one that was up was a girl named Lacey.
"I have my pet hamster Cheesy, I named him that because he loves cheese" she said smiling proudly to her fellow classmates.
James watched as all his classmates brought up seemingly average things for show and tell, anything ranging from pets to their favorite blanket or toys. Mrs. Williams called on him next and he stood up and walked over to his teacher.
"Mrs. Williams it would be best if I showed mine outside" He whispered to her and she frowned at him but agreed. The whole class went outside to the play area where James showed the lighter to everyone.
"James this is not appropriate for school" Mrs. Williams said trying to take the lighter from the boy, he stepped back shaking his head.
"Just wait" he said running over to one of the benches far enough away from everyone, he opened it and sprinted back to the group. They all stood there waiting and then it exploded causing everyone to fall back from the explosion. James got up smiling looking at everyone who was still shell shocked and his teacher was looking at him her eyes wide.
"Bomb! Terrorist!" One of the other teachers ran out of the school building shouting and the lock down began for a bomb threat.
Meanwhile
Odette was humming to herself in her kitchen while she prepared beef stew for dinner deciding to make home made bread to go with it, knowing her boys loved it. She had her hands full of bread dough when her phone rang.
"Bollocks" she said getting the dough off of her hands and washing them. She looked at her phone a miss call from the boys school, she went to dial them back when it rang again, worried she answered it.
"Hello?" she said and listened and nearly dropped the phone in the bread dough by what she heard her body running cold. She hung up and quickly dialed her husband to meet her at the police station.
Later that evening
They pulled up to her parent's house after spending hours at the police station, her boys in the back seat as Odette got out of the car marching straight into her parent's home.
"DAD!" Odette yelled looking for him, she ran up the stairs to his office where he usually was after work she busted through the door catching him walking towards her as he must of have heard her, she noticed he still had his double holster in place guns still there. He must not have been home long. He looked at her confusion on his face she marched to him and jabbed him in the chest.
"Hey!" he said backing away from her she only walked froward and jabbed him again in the chest
"Are you out of your mind!!?" she screamed at him.
"Wot the hell are you talking about?" He asked confused by her anger.
"Do you know what I did today?" she yelled and he shook his head.
"I spent the day at the police station with my 6 year old son!" she screamed her face becoming red Eggsy looked at her his face went pale and his eyes went wide.
"Is he okay?" was the first thing out of his mouth.
"YES! But I'm not sure his class is okay or teacher or the whole school!" She shouted stalking him, Eggsy had started to back away from his daughter as she was brimming with anger, he backed right into his chair sitting there looking up at her.
"Okay...wot does this have to do with me then?" Eggsy dared to ask and if at all possible her face become redder she walked over and pressed a button revealing his hidden weapons and grabbed a lighter hand grenade walking back over to him silently holding it in front of him. Eggsy paled further looking at it.
"You wouldn't blow up your own father" he said and it was a whisper, Odette sighed rolling her eyes.
"You. Are. An. Idiot" she said.
"Yeah love you too sweetie" Eggsy said sarcastically.
"No I am not going to blow you up" she said looking at him "But do you know what James did with this today?" she asked him quirking an eyebrow
"Haven't a clue" Eggsy said shaking his head and just then James busted into the room
"Mummy don't hurt Grandpa!" James ran over the little hero he was hopping on Eggsy's lap trying to save him from the wrath of his mother.
"James I told you to stay in the car with daddy" Odette said face softening at her son
"You took a long time" James said he had now wrapped his arms around Eggsy's neck who was holding him close confused.
"Grandpa didn't give me the grenade" James said looking at Eggsy and back to his mother who raised both of her eyebrows.
"How did you get it then?" she asked
"I stole it" he said ducking his little head.
"Where did you get it?" Eggsy asked him
"Here but you had walked away and I just took it. I wanted to show them something cool for show and tell" James said in a small voice and Eggsy smiled at him.
"Ah well little man not everyone would think that's cool" Eggsy said to the little boy who clung to him for life. He finally understood why his daughter was so mad. His grandson obviously thought an explosive was the coolest thing to show and tell.
"Don't hurt him mummy" James said to his mother his little eyes filling with tears his face fearful for his grandfathers fate. Eggsy started rubbing his back.
"I wouldn't ever hurt Grandpa baby, he's my daddy you know" Odette said voice soft trying to sooth her little boy, Eggsy looked up at his daughter who now had a frown on her face brows pulled together.
Odette sighed "Come on lets go home" she said to James who was reluctant looking at his grandfather.
"Go on I'll see you tomorrow" Eggsy promised giving him a kiss on the forehead and James reluctantly let go and walked away out of the room.
"I'm still mad at you" Odette said but gave him a kiss on the cheek anyway he smiled at her and watched her walk out of the room.
Eggsy later found out his son in law agent Tristan had to amnesia dart anyone involved in his son’s little stunt. He had to stop giving his grandchildren Kingsman gadgets before they ended up in jail or their parents killed him.