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-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering adiosToreador [AT] --
AG: Nitram, what the fuck????????
AG: What's this about you and Megido getting a LARPing group together all of a sudden? I thought you weren't down with LARPing anymore!
AT: wELL,,,,,,,
AT: nOT,,, wITH YOU, nO,
AT: bUT aRADIA,,, sHE, uHH, iS MY SISTER,,, sO,,,
AT: wE SPEND TIME TOGETHER, sOMETIMES, lIKE FAMILY DOES,,, i THINK,
AG: Pshhhhhhhh. Wow, you're falling for THAT old trick? Come on, use your 8rain! What is family even good for?
AG: Actually, I'll give you a free8ie: all family does is use and a8use you.
AG: They prop you up so they can push you down. Aaaaaaaall to feel 8etter a8out themselves.
AT: uH,,,
AT: i KNOW YOUR MOM IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VERY NICE, bUT,,,
AG: My mom was a giant 8itch, just like all the other moms. Trust me on that.
AG: Did you ever meet YOUR mother?
AT: sHE, uH,,,,,,
AG: Hahahahahahahaha, yeah, I 8et you wish you'd gotten spewed from the Serket ectoslime instead of the laaaaaaaame com8o of Megido-Nitram!
AT: i LIKE aRADIA, aCTUALLY,
AG: Well, don't say I didn't warn you when she 8acksta8s you!
AG: 8ut whatever, at least I tried!!!!!!!!
AT: yOU KNOW i'M REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK, tO YOU ANYMORE,,,,,,
AG: Yeah, like I haven't heard that 8efore!
AG: Let's face it, I'm the gr8test friend you've got and that's why you keep crawling 8ack.
AG: I tell it to you str8 and get shit done.
AT: aCTUALLY,,,
AT: tHAT ISNT TRUE, i DONT THINK,
AT: aND THERE IS A GOOD REASON NO ONE INVITES YOU,,, tO OUR GAMES ANYMORE,,,
AG: You mean 8ecause they're WUSSES who h8 to admit they can't 8eat me at a stupid game for toddlers?
AT: aND,,,,,
AT: i THINK,,,,
AT: i SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM,
AG: A8out what?!
AT: sORRY, bUT,
AT: nOT SORRY,
-- adiosToreador [AT] blocked arachnidsGrip [AG] --
AG: Are you fucking kidding me?!
AG: You're leaving me on a 8urn THAT lame?
AG: Yeah, well, whatever! I was too good for you anyway!!!!!!!!
AG: Don't 8lame me when your life goes to shit 8ecause you're too 8usy hiding from anything with a little teeth!
AG: May8e this time when you crawl 8ack, I won't 8e w8ing for you!
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-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering apocalypseArisen [AA] --
AG: Hey, what's this a8out leaving me out of the loop, Megido? You're LARPing without me?
AG: How many years have we 8een friends? You can't get over a little mistake or two in a past life?
AA: i saved your soul from stagnating in the dreambubbles and brought you to this new earth
AA: you can consider that a final nod to the friendship we once shared
AA: you have proven on numerous occasions that you cant be trusted
AG: That's 8ullshit!!!!!!!!
AG: This new "Earth" suuuuuuuucks and we all know it!
AG: We might as well have just stuck it out in the dream8u88les, for as irrelevant as we are outside of S8ur8!
AA: i did enjoy traversing the bubbles and witnessing the chaos unfold amongst the horrorterrors
AA: however there is one thing more important than any of that
AA: my friends are alive again
AA: and i intend to keep them that way :)
AA: that means you arent invited to join our activities again
AG: You're all just sore losers!
AA: think what you like
AA: i dont care
AA: your insults lost all meaning to me long before we ever entered the game
AG: Yeah, like I really 8elieve that! You'll just 8lock me and act like you won!
AA: no that would be pointless
AA: youll just redirect your screeching at another one of our friends if i become unavailable to you
AA: given your words mean nothing to me
AA: i might as well let you waste your breath on me :)
AG: FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!
AG: You think you're such hot shit???????? None of you could even win the game without me around to kick ass and take names!
AG: You all just DIED!
AA: tavros died by your own hand
AA: your point is invalid
AG: He deserved it!
AA: you killed his dream self unprovoked
AG: It was glitching up! Did you idiots really want a 8unch of glitchy dream selves w8king up and wrecking havoc?
AA: why dont we agree to disagree before we continue this argument in circles ad infinitum
AG: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO DIE AGAIN????????
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased pestering apocalypseArisen [AA] --
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-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] --
AG: GOD! Can you 8elieve these losers????????
AG: They owe me so fucking much but do they even appreci8 me anymore? Noooooooo! They think I'm CR8ZY or something!
CA: i knoww wwhat you mean
CA: fef wwont evven talk to me :(
AG: You killed her, num8nuts. Don't act so surprised. Christ.
CA: you killed tavv
AG: UGH, that was DIFFERENT!
AG: He 8ETRAYED me.
AG: Didn't you like kill a 8unch of our parents????????
CA: they wwere gettin in my wway
AG: They're the only ones who didn't get to come 8ack to life! GOOD JO8, AMPORA! WE'RE ALL STILL ORPHANS!
AG: How's the foster life treating YOU?
CA: meh
CA: i dont really miss my uncle
CA: wwasnt your mom a giant bitch
AG: She was GR8, thank you!!!!!!!!
AG: You're such an insensitive asshole! God! I can't 8elieve you're the only one who still talks to me!
CA: wwhat about that swweaty horse guy
AG: UGH, he's almost worse than you are.
CA: im sensin some unfair hostility here vvris
CA: arent wwe in the same boat
AG: I'm not your idol girlfriend who pretends to be a mermaid on TV, Ampora. You don't have to use water metaphors.
CA: force of habit
CA: she isnt an actress on this earth you knoww
AG: WHATEVER. I can't keep track of which cele8rities still exist on this weird duplicate-ish Earth!
AG: It's like we landed on John's troll planet or something. Sure, troll Adam Sandler exists, 8ut I guess they don't have troll Nic Cage for some reason!
AG: Does Nic Cage even exist in this universe???????? I forget to even check on half of those assholes. Maybe he works at a Wendy's or something, and serves him right for having such a WEIRD filmography.
AG: The point is, Feferi still let aaaaaaaall that fame from the last Earth go to her head pro8a8ly!
AG: Not as much as you did, though. :::;P
CA: my fame wwas wwell fuckin deservved
CA: its just not wworth goin back into showwbiz wwithout fef at my side
AG: Excuses! Just because Feferi likes 8eing a 8oring loser no8ody this time around doesn't mean we have to!
AG: God, this world SUCKS.
CA: i did expect a little better from a frog kan and kar made together
AG: Yeah, maybe one of the trolls fucked it up for them.
AG: Those guys sounded disorganized as shit. Even if John seemed pretty cool, compar8tively speaking.
AG: 8ut I haven't heard from him since I died, so fuck him along with the rest of the dum8 aliens, I guess. :::;(
CA: wwhat the fuck even is that
CA: wwinky frowwny face
AG: It's a CRINGE, you moron. O8VIOUSLY.
CA: wwhat are you alwways harpin at me for
CA: wwere in this together vvris you dont gotta push me awway
AG: Yeah, sure, I guess you HAVE been the most sensi8le asshole to make it through the game.
AG: Hell, I must have seen something in you if I was willing to d8 you 8efore, anyway. May8e it's starting to manifest finally.
CA: wwait
CA: are you askin for another date
AG: Dream on!!!!!!!!
AG: Nothing personal this time, 8ut my aspirations are too 8ig to get 8ogged down by romance! I have plans here! 8ig plans!
AG: I just have to survive another two years of this 8oring "normal life" 8efore I can land a jo8 in the military.
AG: Thief of Light or not, I'm always meant to 8e a hero!
CA: wwell maybe youll havve me nearby
CA: as your superior officer
AG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh, 8ring it on, Ampora!
AG: I'll relish an actual challenge. Not that I'm keeping my hopes very high here.
CA: hey wwhat a coincidence i think its time for my daily exercise routine
CA: since i obvviously stay in top shape
AG: Oooooooo8viously.
CA: talk to you again wwhen im a little bit more ripped
AG: Snrk.
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] --
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-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] --
GC: VR1SK4 4R3 YOU TH3R3
GC: 4R3 YOU G3TT1NG TH1S
AG: Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, WELL!
AG: Look who it is, finally gracing me with her presence!
AG: Where the FUCK have you been, "sis"????????
AG: Does this mean the high and mighty Judge Pyrope has fallen so low that she's also a meaningless survivor on this chunk of rock that's claiming to 8e Earth?
GC: 1'M NOT ON YOUR PL4N3T R1GHT NOW
GC: 1'M CONT4CT1NG YOU FROM YOUR UN1V3RS3'S W4TCH TOW3R
AG: What the shit does that mean?
GC: 1T'S WH3R3 TH3 3NDG4M3 DOOR L3D US WH3N W3 B34T TH3 G4M3
GC: W3 C4N LOOK OV3R YOUR 3NT1R3 PL4N3T FROM H3R3
GC: 1 W4SN'T SUR3 TH3R3 W4S 4 W4Y TO COMMUN1C4T3 W1TH 4NY OF YOU THOUGH
AG: So, what, you're here to ru8 it in my face that you 8eat the game and left me 8ehind to fade away? Is that it?!
GC: 1'M H3R3 TO S4Y 1'M SORRY
AG: Wow, look at all those apostrophes! You've really moved up in life!
GC: PL34S3 DON'T P4TRON1Z3 M3 R1GHT NOW
AG: Give me 8 reasons why I shouldn't, after eeeeeeeeverything you pulled on me! After killing me, abandoning me in the 8u88les, and leaving me here alone on this 8oring planet for THREE YEARS!
GC: B3C4US3 YOUR WORLD 1S GO1NG TO CR34T3 4 COPY OF SBURB SOON
GC: 4ND 1 W4NT YOU TO PL4Y 1T