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Jackson @DrJackson
Ways to fix your basic ass pains without coming to medbay every five minutes, a thread.
Jackson @DrJackson
Can't believe they picked Jaha over Miller's dad. #Rude
Jackson @DrJackson
Grounders rl don't understand basic medicine. Oof #LivingWithCavemenSucks
Jackson @DrJackson
S/O to @MillersGotBigGuns for saving me from Octagon, she rl tried to come for me bc I told her she had herpes.
Jackson @DrJackson
Who really deserved to be leader of the bunker?
1% Crackheda
19% Lexa
41% Roan
39% Luna
Jackson @DrJackson
Miss Crackheda if you don't quit hurting people and sending them to me to fix them we're gonna have some problems.
Jackson @DrJackson
@MillersGotBigGuns really owns my ass.
Jackson @DrJackson
If I had a ration for every time Crackheda almost killed Jaha I'd be obese.
Miller @MillersGotBigGuns
reply to @DrJackson: you can't just call the commander of bunkerkru Crackheda.
Jackson @DrJackson
We really are out here eating people, huh?
Jackson @DrJackson
Abby rl thinks she owns me.
Jackson @DrJackson
Leave it to Miss Crackheda to be trying to teach Grounders how to season shit.
Miller @MillersGotBigGuns
reply to @DrJackson: yikes af.
Jackson @DrJackson
This man tried to touch Miller's arm so I kicked his ass into the ring now we're eating him for dinner. #RIPJimmyTheGrounder
Jackson @DrJackson
Octavia rl almost died rn. She choked on Jaha's leg, something about the buffalo sauce was too spicy or whatever? High key hope she dies though bc she's a mess.
Jackson @DrJackson
I heard Kabby fucking in the utility closet, yikes can they even do it at that age???
Jackson @DrJackson
Nathan and me are in love or whatever. Your OTP could never.
Jackson @DrJackson
Abby thinks she's more mentally stable than me, but imma stay mute.
Jackson @DrJackson
Phew Miller in his guard uniform has me feeling some type of way.
Jackson @DrJackson
Crackheda is running wild someone get me outta here
Jackson @DrJackson
Wish Crackheda would quit killing people she rl makes my life hell. #Choketavia
Jackson @DrJackson
Quote with reply: That's your @ bitch. "@DrJackson next time u call me crackheda im gonna eat your ass tell miller to kiss it one last time before its in my stomach whore"
Octavia Blake @Crackheda
reply to @DrJackson: only the #heda can call herself crackheda its a statement wish u had any brains
Jackson @DrJackson
Quote with reply: wish you weren't always trying to eat everyone's brains "@Crackheda
Jackson @DrJackson
ABORT CRACKHEDA FOUND OUT ABOUT HER NICKNAME ABORT ABORT SHE'S OUT FOR BLOOD...AND BUFFALO WILD LEGS
Jackson @DrJackson
Finally blocked Crackheda so let's continue the slander.
Jackson @DrJackson
Abby rl thinks I care about her argument with Kane. Y'all fight on the daily, can you not?
Jackson @DrJackson
Update: They made up and are awkwardly having eye sex in medbay. GET ME TF OUTTA HERE.
Jackson @DrJackson
Phew Miller rl coming for my ass.
Jackson @DrJackson
What's the point of twitter if I don't have a freedom of speech? Oof wish Crackheda wasn't an actual dictator.
Jackson @DrJackson
Reasons why crackheda needs to choke, a thread.
Jackson @DrJackson
Crackheda stans are coming for me, RIP.
Jackson @DrJackson
Reasons why Nathan Miller is the most amazing man I know, a thread.
Jackson @DrJackson
Okay, but is it wrong to ship people irl? Asking for a friend.
Jackson @DrJackson
Quote with reply: FAT RT "@MillersGotBigGuns: High key Bellamy and Clarke should get together, I'm just saying."
Jackson @DrJackson
High key wish that Abby would choke.
Jackson @DrJackson
Wish Abby would let me breathe, damn. Don't you have to go throw it back for Kane or something?
Miller @MillersGotBigGuns
reply to @DrJackson: JACKSON AKSDLFJASDF. STOP.
Jackson @DrJackson
Why are y'all so ia? #FakeFans
Jackson @DrJackson
Damn Crackheda hasn't washed her crusty ass hair in years no wonder Niylah and her broke up, lemme stay mute though.
Jackson @DrJackson
Crackheda just ripped this guy's arms off for breathing so let me go dark for a few days. If you don't hear from me she probably ate me. #MayWeMeetAgain