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Chapter 1.
AN: Special gangz (get it, coz Im yakooza) 2 my kyoudai (ew not in that way) rubia, ryubia_ga_gotoku 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Nishida ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! IL YU JIN ROX!
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Hi my name is Kazuma Judgement Kazzy Kiryu-kun and I totally don’t kill people (that’s how I got my name). I wear a really high-end tailored maroon-and-grey suit and chocolate brown eyes like poop and a lot of people tell me I look like Keanu Reeves (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to mecha Godzilla but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking badass. I have tan skin bc of all da sun in Okinawa. I’m also a Yakuza, and I was a member of the Tojo Clan in Kamurocho where I was the fourth chairman (I’m 49). I’m a good boy (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly ugly, gaudy suits. I love the Sotenbori Threads Shop and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a light-grey blazer and pants with a maroon shirt. I was wearing my hair kind of slicked back and shaved my face except for my goatee. I was walking outside Kamurocho. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of street punks stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hiya Kazzy!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Goro Majima!
“What’s up Majima-no-niisan?” I asked.
“Nothin.’” he said shyly.
But then, I heard some street punks call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me gangz!