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    “Listen: The last guy I helped save the world was this sexless, fumbling twink that didn’t know what his dick was for and kept yelling at everything he couldn’t understand”, snipped Navi. “It took me one thousand years to sleep off the fucking migraine, so anywhere we go from there is an upgrade.”
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    Some plot bunnies should just be beaten to death with a shovel. I’m not that cruel, so they all end up frolicking in this crackfic, along with jokes so mediocre that you can feel your mind shutting down brain cells in self-defence. Come for Link’s internal ravings, Wolf-Link’s exasperation, Navi’s blunt sassiness, Sidon’s glorious ass, Bazz’s poorly repressed sexuality and a whole lot of soul-numbing crack. Stay for the cracking of my voice, begging you not to go as you try to escape through the window. Chapters are short and painful, like Navi.
    WILL TRY TAKING REQUESTS/PROMPTS FOR THIS FIC! Comment or send an ask to my Tumblr.
    new chapter: IV: Link, meet World

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