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The Worst Candlenights Ever [PODFIC]

Summary:

Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.

Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.

So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?

a humble podfic of Weevilo7o7's fabulous holiday taz story

Notes:

There are not enough taz podfics. So I decided to make some! And where better to start that this hilarious taakitz classic!
I only hope to do this story justice with this recording. Please enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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Chapter 2: Chapter 2

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Chapter 2! Starring the beautifullest and most perfect birb in existence, taako's precious corvid daughter, and the reason we're all really here, Queen.

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Chapter 3: Chapter 3

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Taako bounces some balls, Kravitz stinks up the kitchen, Queen joins the family for dinner.

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Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Summary:

Taako and Kravitz get busy in the kitchen.

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Summary:

Queen dines out, Barry educates the family, accidents happen.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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surprise motherfuckers
happy candlenights

Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Summary:

Kravitz reveals his true voice, Taako finds a great bush, and Lup starts to catch on.

Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Summary:

Things burn, the boys share the bed, the twins have a chat.

Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Summary:

The big day arrives, Barry and Lup win, Taako gets a gift

Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Summary:

A spectacular finish and a joke that wasn't.

Notes:

ITS DONE. Five years of agonizing over editing, worrying about quality, dragging my feet out of fear, and putting off posting until meaningless deadlines and I have finally delivered you a completed podfic. The full playlist is on soundcloud and Ive added an optional intro with tags and summary and an outro with personal thanks to all listeners and commenters!