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1. You Could Be the King, but Watch the Queen Conquer by phoenixyfriend for sergeant_angel

   Fandoms: The Good Place (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, Multi
   • Complete Work

   24 Apr 2018

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Tahani Al-Jamil/Eleanor Shellstrop
   • Tahani Al-Jamil & Michael (The Good Place)
   • Tahani Al-Jamil/Chidi Anagonye/Eleanor Shellstrop
   • Chidi Anagonye/Eleanor Shellstrop
   • Tahani Al-Jamil & Kamilah Al-Jamil
   • Jianyu Li | Jason Mendoza/Janet (The Good Place)
   • Tahani Al-Jamil
   • Eleanor Shellstrop
   • Michael (The Good Place)
   • Chidi Anagonye
   • Kamilah Al-Jamil
   • Janet (The Good Place)
   • Jianyu Li | Jason Mendoza
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Polyamory
   • Threesome - F/F/M
   • mentions of abuse
   • Mutual Pining
   • Event Planning
   • Weddings
   • Bisexuality
   • everyone is bi
   • Except Michael
   • Asexual Michael (The Good Place)
   • Fake Dating
   • You don't see much of it in-text but I spent hours researching Pakistan for like two scenes total
   • Everyone is Alive
   • Alternate Universe - Human

   Summary

   When Tahani hears that her little sister is getting married, from what seems like every news site on the planet, she knows what's coming. She knows the media's focus on her will start to shift to why she isn't married yet, and her reputation can't afford another hit after Cleveland.

   So she hatches a plan. Platonically marrying a man over twice your age is a good plan, right?

   (Funnily enough, it works out perfectly.)

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