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My Delorean Rides Warp 3.65 by sherifflauren
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
11 Oct 2014
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Summary
Pilot First Class Cosmonaut Kirk of the United Nations Aeronautics Division will be the first man to break warp speed. Or he was until, in some horrendously predictable sci-fi cliché, his shuttle is sucked through space and he crash lands on some grossly hot desert planet.
He should have named his shuttle the Delorean because he’s not too sure this isn’t some future Earth post nuclear war, and those pointy eared dudes shouting gibberish at him had better be a mirage because if not they’re probably post apocalyptic cannibals.
Or, the one where Pilot James T. Kirk’s shuttle crash lands on Vulcan.
