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"YANG!!!"

CRASH!!!!

"YOUCH!!! I'M OKAY!"

A red-haired girl came running down the hall towards the kitchen and saw a girl with long blonde hair laying on the floor, covered in food coloring.

"Yang?" Asked the redhead.

"I'm okay, Rubes. Check on Weiss." Said Yang, rubbing the back of her head.

"Okay."

Ruby looked behind the counter, a meter away from Yang and saw Weiss also on the floor, covered in food coloring.

"Weiss? Are you okay?" Asked Ruby.

"I think I just swallowed some food coloring, and I feel like I've dyed inside." Said Weiss, with her arm draped on her eyes.

Ruby stared at her with blank eyes, while Yang looked at Weiss trying to stifle a laugh.

"You hang with Yang far too much." Said Ruby, shaking head.

"Yeah, we make a good pear." Grinned Weiss.

"Yeah, we are!" Said Yang, making a gun hand.

"Ughhh..." Ruby groaned while facepalming.

"She's not that cheesy and she's learning." Said Yang.

"Yup. We make the gratest puns." Said Weiss.

Ruby groaned again.

"Would you guys stop making puns?" Begged Ruby. "It's already bad when it's just Yang, but with the two of you, I don't think Blake and I can handle that."

"Can handle what?"

The trio looked at the new comer.

"Oh, heya, Blake, why so gourd-geous?" Said Yang, wiggling her eyebrows.

"Oh no, not again." Facepalmed Blake.

"Did you mean, nut again?" Grinned Weiss.

Blake looked at Weiss with wide eyes. "What?"

"This is what I mean about the two of us, not handling this two." Said Ruby.

"How could you?" Said Weiss, putting a hand on her heart as if in pain. "Our friendship is ogre!"

"Nooooooo..." Moaned Ruby.

Yang laughed at Weiss's puns while Blake just stared at her, as if like trying to analyze a math problem inside her head.

"Now that's what you call punny jokes!" Grinned Yang.

"STOOOOOOP!!!!" Screamed Ruby.

"That was great, Weiss!" Exclaimed Yang. "Didn't know you had it in you."

Weiss smiled. "It was nothing. I was opt to do that anyway. Doing that makes me feel that I'm free."

"I'm glad." Grinned Yang.

There was a comfortable silence.

"Hey, Weiss."

"Yeah."

"Wanna sing?"

"Hell yeah."

"I came in like a wreaking ball!!" Sang Yang.

"I've never been so hard in love!!" Sang Weiss.

"All I want is just to break your walls!!" The two sang.

"ALL YOU EVER DID WAS!!! BREAAAAAAK MEEEEEE!!! YEAH YOU! YOU BREAAAAAK MEEEEE!!!"

"What is going on?" Asked Jaune. "Why is Weiss acting like Yang all of a sudden?"

"I don't know, Jaune, I don't know." Said Pyrrha, shaking her head.

"WEISS!!!"

"YANG!!!"

"They have spotted us! Run for your lives!!" Yelled Yang.

"Roger that!" Said Weiss.

The two jumped from the table they're standing on and did a mad dash away from their respective partners.

"Get back here you two!" Shouted Blake.

"If you catch us!" Said Yang.

"Weiss!!" Screamed Ruby.

"Err! Nope!" Said Weiss.

"ARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Agent Weiss, do you see them?"

"Target not on sight, Detective Yang."

"Is the coast clear?" Said Detective Yang.

"Yes, everything's clear." Said Agent Weiss.

"Then let's go."

The two tiptoed around the bush, all while looking around trying to look for their catcher.

"There you are."

The two saw Blake and Ruby standing a meter away from them.

"Ahhhh! Abort! Abort! Abort mission!" Exclaimed Yang.

The two run.

"What's your orders?" Said Weiss.

"Do not get caught! I repeat, do not get caught!" Said Yang.

"We should split up." Suggested Weiss.

"Good idea, Agent." Grinned Yang.

The two split up and leave the other two.

"Where are they?" Panted Ruby.

"They should be around here somewhere." Said Blake, gasping for air.

"Those two..." Said Ruby.

The two sat and the air was filled with silence.

"Well, I'm a glad that Weiss is warming up to Yang." Said Blake.
"Yeah. I agree." Said Ruby.

"I've never seen Weiss this active and happy before." Smiled Ruby.

"But still, puns... I can't handle much of Yang, much less Weiss." Sighed Blake. "But, all we can do is just accept it and just, you know, get used to it."

"You're right. No use of getting all worked up because they like puns much more than us." Said Ruby with closed eyes, then she opened her eyes and winked at Blake.

Blake smiled slyly.

"Yeah, and it's also not our fault that they focus more at each other than the two of us." Said Blake.

"I guess, we're nothing compare to puns and them in general." Said Ruby.

There was a rustle in the bushes.

The two looked at the bushes and sighed.

"The two of you, you can come out now." Said Ruby.

Two heads pop at the bushes, before showing their faces to the two.

"Sorry..." Said Yang.

"Yeah, I'm sorry too..." Said Weiss.

"Just, don't run off like that again, understood?" Said Blake.

"Yes ma'am!" The two salutes.

"By the way, you're more important to me, Blake." Winked Yang.

"And I always do focus on you, Ruby. In fact, I never even have a chance to look away from you and that is a good thing, because I like looking at you, as much as I like you looking at me." Smiled Weiss, flirtatiously.

The two former blushed from the two latter's declaration.

"So, don't feel lonely, okay?" Smiled the two latter.

"O-okay..."

Sound of footsteps echoes through the halls as the Ladybug partner walked towards their dorm.

"Do you think they're there?" Asked Ruby.

"Undoubtedly so." Hummed Blake. "Those two have their classes done an hour ago."

"You're right." Said Ruby, her eyes darted to and fro.

"Are you okay, Ruby?" Asked Blake, her eyes looking at the latter in concern.

"Yeah, just a bit uneasy." Shudder Ruby.

"Hey, Blake. Is it just me or is it a bit tad colder than usual?" Stated Ruby, rubbing her arms.

"No. It's normal. Frankly, it's quite hot." Said Blake with a raised brow.

Ruby started to shake and quiver. Her whole body trembled and her teeth also starts to chatter.

"U-uhmm... Ruby...? Are you alright?" Asked Blake, her eyes blinking in shock.

Then suddenly, the air around Blake starts to get a bit tad hotter than usual.

"W-why is it so hot all of a sudden?" Sweated Blake.

They suddenly feel nauseous from the sudden change of temperature in the air.

"S-s-s-so c-c-cold..." Stammered Ruby.

"Hoooooooooooot~" Moaned Blake.

Then they looked at each other.

[...]

They hugged each other and did a sigh of relief.

They continued it for a few more minutes.

A few minutes later

"What are you two doing?" Asked Weiss, seemingly a bit perplexed from what she saw.

"Somehow the temperature changed around us." Said Blake, still hugging Ruby.

"The temperature?" Questioned Weiss.

"Yes." Said Ruby, sniffling.

"Hmm..." Hummed Weiss.

"Weiss!"

The three looked at the new comer.

"Yang." Said Weiss.

"Sup!" Saluted Yang. "What's wrong?" Yang looked at the two, confused.

"Yang, where did we put the dusts again?" Asked Weiss, her lips twitching upwards.

"As far as I remember... hmm... around here somewhere." Said Yang, then snapped her fingers. "There. Where Blakey and Rubes are standing."

"Pfft.."

Yang looked at Weiss confused, then looked at the two.

"Oh." Yang said, everything clicked to her now. "Pfft.."

The two latter laughed at the two.

"I.. hahaha... can't believe... hahaha... you didn't... pfft... noticed that..." Snorted Weiss.

"D... hahahaha... dang..." Laughed Yang.

"So, you two did this...?" Said Blake, glaring in a menacing way.

The two stopped laughing and looked at the other two, terrified.

"U-uhmm... w-we can e-explain..." Said Yang.

"Oh no. This is enough explanation." Smiled Ruby.

There was an ear piercing scream that made the whole people in Beacon shrudder.

"How many times to I have to tell you! Do. Not. Play. With. Dust." Yelled Blake, making the other two bow their heads in submission. "Normally, Weiss would be the one yelling at you about handling dust... and now you're dragging her in your antics! Yang! What did you do?!"

Yang held her hands flailing it around. "I didn't do anything wrong!"

"Weiss, I know that you know that using dust as a prank material is not good... sigh... BUT WHY THE HELL DID YOU FOLLOWED YANG?!!" Yelled Ruby, a cruciform popping vein appearing in her forehead as her expression darken.

"I'M SORRY!!" Said the two, bowing up onto the floor.

"Really though?" Sighed Ruby, shaking her head. " Anyways, we should go to the cafeteria, I'm starving." Blake nodded and the two quickly followed.

Okay, note to self, do not, I mean do not really make Ruby and Blake mad, they're scary when they needed to. Especially, Ruby. Thought the two.

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It was already morning before the freezerburn know it. The rays of the sun had brought a bitter taste towards the two as the air was filled with the minty scent of leaves as they rustle on the background. The sunny pun loving individual had taken a glimpse towards her ice cold friend as she desperately tries to stop her tears from falling. Yang looked at her with sympathy as she brought and arm to the normally poised heiress.

“Hey, it’s alright Weiss.” Sympathized Yang as she brought her hand on the heiress and made a circling motion on her back.

“But, why Yang? Why? Why did Kaori have to die?” Sobbed Weiss, her snot almost falling as she sniffed.

“Well, that’s how the story goes. Don’t get me wrong, I also cried when I found out that Kaori died, like I really bawled in my room as I watch. But, well, it wouldn’t be good story if she didn’t die, right?” Explained Yang as the heiress sobbed even more.

Weiss looked at Yang, her eyes red and her shoulders shaking as she sniffed and hiccupped. She bit her lip and took a deep breath and looked at Yang dead straight in the eyes.

“Don’t tell the others about this.” Warned Weiss as she proceed to take a tissue from her left.

“Of course, if you also promised that you wouldn’t tell them that I also cried.” Stated Yang as her eyes glint in the light. Weiss made a note to herself that she would not do anything to make the brawler angry.
“Deal.”

“Uhmm, Weiss…? Are you… alright?” Questioned Ruby as she stared at the heiress as she downed a whole gallon of ice cream in her lap while staring in space seemingly lost in thought.

“She’s been like that for a week now.” Mentioned Blake as she look at the heiress with concern dancing on her eyes.

Silver and amber eyes glanced at each other as if telepathically talking with each other before they nodded and looked at the heiress as she ate a spoonful of ice cream making the cat faunus cringe as she felt her teeth gone numb at sight. Blake went to the heiress behind and put her hands on the heiress shoulder.

“I’m sorry, Weiss.” Blake heard the redhead mumbled before she grabbed Weiss’ ice cream.

They stared at the heiress cautiously as the white clad girl stare into nothingness. The heiress then silently gripped the empty space in her lap where the gallon once stood, when she gripped onto nothing her eyes linger on her lap before looking at the two with an expression unreadable. Blue pools stared onto silvery and amber pools and then she silently rock herself from her chair shocking the two huntress.

“Weiss…?” Called Ruby, her hand reaching out on Weiss.

Sniff

The two froze on their tracks as they heard the sound and a soft whimper. The looked each other mouth agape and eyes wide as a plate, then their gaze fell onto the hiccupping heiress. The sight left a bitter taste in their mouth as they close it and let out an audible gulp. Panic started to dance in their eyes as they immediately gave the heiress the gallon.

“I’m so so sorry, Weiss! Please, don’t cry.” Panicked Ruby as her arms flail around.

“Uhh, Weiss… don’t cry.” Said Blake as she stared at the heiress looking rather deflated.

“Hey guys, what’s u—“

They looked at the new comer as lavender eyes stared at them and the heiress who was shaking in the chair with a gallon of ice cream. Yang sighed and went to the heiress and kneeled in front of her.

“Hug.”

The brawler spread her arms as she looked at Weiss expectantly, while she stared back before setting the ice cream in the table and wrapped her arms on the brawler, burying her face on the golden locks. The ladybug duo looked at the two, shock is evident in their faces. Usually, they see these two bickering and arguing, but not affectionate. Is the world ending? Or just a small miracle.

“Let’s go eat that ice cream.” Said Yang, grinning.

“NOOOOOOO!!! WHY DID THEY KILL HER?!!!!”

The heiress looked at her blonde teammate, who’s now trying to turn everything around her to ashes as her body burst in flames in rage. They were just watching a movie, but then, a certain character died and all hell breaks loose.

“Calm down, Yang. It’s just a movie.” Said Weiss as she tries to calm the raging blonde.

“NO!! THEY KILLED HER!!! I’M GOING TO SMITE THEM TO PIECES!!!” Yelled Yang. Suddenly, the door bursts open revealing a worried Blake and Ruby.

“What’s going on?!!” Panicked Ruby.

“What happened? We heard Yang’s shout from the cafeteria and we rushed here as soon as possible.” Said Blake, looking at Yang in worry.

“It’s nothing. We’re just watching a movie.” Replied Weiss.

“Then why did Yang yelled?” Asked Blake.

“Noooo!! Why her!!??” Yelled Yang, stomping around the dorm with tears streaming down her face. “Why kill her?!! Why not kill the mother effin’ bastard!!”

“Yang, language!!” Scolded Ruby, glaring at Yang. Yang cowered and muttered a ‘sorry’.

“Now please tell us what’s going on?” Asked Blake looking at the two.

“Like I said it’s nothing.” Shrugged Weiss, looking uninterested.

“What do you me—“

Yang was abut to say something when Weiss draped her arm on the blonde brute’s shoulders and muttered.

“You said that you don’t want them to know about your tendency to cry at every dramatic scene in a movie. I’m helping you as you did to me.” Muttered Weiss and looked at the two.

“Don’t worry about us. This is nothing a huntress can’t do.” Smiled Weiss, while Yang seemed to have her mind lagging about what the heiress just said.

Blake and Ruby looked at each other then looked at the two suspiciously, but decided to shrug it off and tell them goodbye’s leaving the two alone.

“One more round of drama?” Asked Weiss at the sniffing brute.

Yang looked at Weiss wiping her snot. “Hell yeah. This time, I’m picking the next one.”

“Sure.”

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Weiss Schnee can’t believe herself right now, as she is standing in front of a house where a resident brute is living her own luxurious life full of games and shenanigans. And what more is she is standing right here asking for a little bit of help from her.

“I can’t believe I’m doing this. I will never get to hear the end of this.” Sighed Weiss. She hesitantly lift her arm preparing to knock, but the door flew open in her face and she jumped in shock.

“Hey, Weiss! Saw you standing there so I opened up.” Grinned Yang. Weiss groaned in exasperation.

“Warn me next time, Yang.” Weiss said with a deep scowl.

“Next time.” Winked Yang.

Yang being a gentlewoman that she is opened the door wide enough to let Weiss inside. Weiss thanked her for her courtesy and looked around the house.

“Is Blake here?” Asked Weiss.

“Nope. She’s out to meet Sun and Velvet, something about Faunus meeting somewhere here in Vale.” Said Yang, going to the kitchen. “Want some tea or coffee?”

“Tea? You drink tea?” Asked Weiss in confusion. 

Yang shook her head from the kitchen. “Not really. It’s more of Blake’s tea to go, while me I just dig in. I like the Menagerie blend though.”

Weiss nodded as if Yang could see her. “Do you have like coffee beans?”

Yang looked behind her to see Weiss. She looked up for a moment in thought. “Yeah, I think. Since Raven likes her coffee beans from Mistral.”

Weiss smiled. “Mistral coffee beans pack quite a punch. Both on the taste buds and pocket.”

Yang laughed at the comment. “That is quite true.”

Yang brewed the coffee and went to the living room to give Weiss her share of coffee goodness. She reached out the cup of coffee to Weiss, which the latter gladly accept.

“You sure make good coffee.” Weiss compliments as she took a sip.

“Gotta hand it to those times Blake and Raven having hangover from time to time.” Chuckled Yang.

“Blake drinks?” Blinked Weiss. Yang nodded.

“But it’s occasionally. With Sun and others, or those rare nights with me.” Yang replied.

Weiss hummed in consideration. Weiss continue to drink, not knowing where to start her ‘odd’ request.

“So, what brings you here in this wonderful abode of the almighty Xiao Long.” Grinned Yang. Weiss rolled her eyes playfully, but smiled.

“I have a rather odd—request.” Said Weiss, looking around nervously.

“Odd? How odd exactly?” Asked Yang.

“Something that you would never thought I'd request.” Said Weiss, blushing.

Yang held out a hand. “Weiss, I’m taken, no.”

Weiss looked at Yang in confusion, before she gaped at her in horror. “Get your mind out of the gutter, Yang! Gross!”

Yang roared up, laughing. ‘Sorry, sorry. So what’s it?”

“..me.. ga..” Muttered Weiss.

“Teach me gay? Weiss, you’re already gay enough I assure you. You don’t need teaching you useless lesbian.” Laughed Yang.

“TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY GAMES, XIAO LONG!!” Exclaimed Weiss, surprising Yang and the sudden shout.

“G-games?! Who are you and what have you done to Weiss Schnee?” Yang panicked. Weiss frowned at Yang.

“I’m being serious, Yang.” Said Weiss, with utmost sincerity. 

Holy shit, she is serious.

Yang coughed. “And what brings you to that request. And you’re right, I never get to imagine the day you’ll ask something like that.”

Weiss coughed. “W-well, I want to know what does you and Ruby find in this sorts of activities, fun. And I kind of want to play some with Ruby but I’m too afraid to ask her to teach me.”

Yang blinked. She grinned.

“Don't worry, Weissy! I got ya covered!” Declared Yang, pointing her thumb to herself.

Weiss sipped her coffee. “I hold you on to that.”

“Yang, please stop. You’re taking my kill!!” Yelled Weiss, tapping aggressively on her scroll.

“Then finish them faster.” Grinned Yang.

“I am trying and you’re cheating!” Said Weiss.

“Come, Weiss. All is fair in love and war!” Laughed Yang.

“Shut up, Yang.” Growled Weiss, trying to kill Rafaela. “Stupid, healer.”

“Oh come on, don’t diss the healers.” Said Yang. “I’m our healer, here.”

“Which is unusual. Shouldn't you be a tank or fighter?” Said Weiss, killing the minions around the turret. “Ah! I died.”

“It's okay, Weiss.” Said Yang. “I died too.”

“Well, I don’t feel bad about you dying in the game.” Said Weiss. Yang put a hand on her chest.

“You wound me, Schnee. Or should I say Mrs. Rose.” Teased Yang, nudging the latter’s side.

“Not yet.” Smiled Weiss.

“Oho, Schnee is marrying my sister, eh.” Smiled Yang in amusement. Weiss looked at her.

“Of course, I would. I love your sister. And she made me the happiest woman living on Remnant.” Weiss softly smile.

Yang pats the latter’s back, albeit a bit harder than expected causing for the heiress to almost end up being on the floor at the force.

“Yang, you're making my character die!” Panicked Weiss, tapping on the skill set she had.

“Quite ironically and also it makes sense that you would pick Ruby as the your hero.” Mentioned Yang. Weiss blushed and shush Yang, who laughed at the comment.

“Adorable little Weissy. Always so smitten for Ruby.” Teased Yang.

“And I bet all my money that on a certain upcoming poll, you’ll suggest a character that is similar to Blake.” Muttered Weiss, killing Akai.

“Woah! You already got your first kill.” Yang exclaimed. “Nice one, Schnee.”

Weiss’s teammates are already in shambles and is getting killed by the other team. While Yang is trying to heal everyone that is currently ‘alive’ which means nearly dead in the game.

“I know some healers are a bit kinda sloppy, but this time it’s not the healers fault.” Commented Yang. Weiss hummed in agreement.

“I may be a ‘noob’ as you would call us newbies, but this is entirely ridiculous.” Said Weiss as she watched another teammate die.

“Weiss, let’s end this.” Said Yang with determination.

“Alright, support me Yang.” Said Weiss, readying herself.

Weiss dashed towards the turret, pulling Elsa, I mean Aurora on the turret where she finishes her off with the help of the turret and Yang. Yang healed Weiss nearly low health to make her fit to battle. Their teammates came running and providing support and killing some hero’s and minions along the way.

Weiss decided to push and destroy the remaining turret from the other team, clearing the field so that they can execute more attacks. Weiss used her first skill to kill the minions and the second skill to stun nearby enemies and then killing them on her third skill.

“MONSTER KILL! MANIAC! UNSTOPPABLE!”

On the top flashes the words that meant to say that all enemies are killed and they are now charging to the base. One more slash and..

“VICTORY!!”

“Weiss!” Yang side hugged Weiss and cheered. “You did it, Weiss!”

“Did what?” Wheezed Weiss as Yang crush her ribs. “Yang, my ribs.”

“Look at your scroll!” Yang exclaimed. “Who got the MVP?”

Weiss looked at her scroll and saw her name.

“Oh.” Weiss looked at her scroll. “What’s that suppose to mean?”

“You are the best player, but of course not as best as me. I’ll just let you take the cake for now.” Said Yang.

“Is that so?” Weiss smiled. “Why thank you, Xiao Long.”

“No need. That’s what sisters are for.” Said Yang. Weiss’s neck do a whiplash and looked at Yang wide eyed.

Yang, only just noticed what she said and looked away from Weiss, blushing. Weiss bit back a laugh, but eventually ended up giggling before laughing at the display in front of her.

“So, I got your approval, huh?” Said Weiss in amusement, teasing her fellow teammate.

“N-no! You need to do more than that to make me say yes to you marrying Rubes.” Countered Yang. Weiss chuckled.

“I don’t think I need that. I already got the answer even before this happened anyway.” Said Weiss.

Yang was confused.

“What do you mean?” Asked Yang.

“Oh nothing. Let’s just say it involves with you being drunk and telling me a lot of compliments and other pleasant words about Ruby and I.” Said Weiss, smiling in triumph.

Needless to say, Yang was terrified and quite curious as to what she said on that particular day.

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It was no surprise that this time had come. Both are seasoned and popular YouTuber who have done a lot for the YouTube community. And also, both of their girlfriends are a YouTuber themselves, so it was really not a surprise that this kind of content and collaboration are made by these two respectively. Well, the other one, that is.

Weiss Schnee sat down patiently in the sofa while waiting for her friend and co-YouTuber Yang Xiao Long, to finish the preparations for the video. “I can’t believe you were able to drag me into this… whatever this is.” Started Weiss.

Standing behind a camera, while adjusting it’s position. She looked up and grinned at her. “Well, that’s because you owe me.” Chuckled Yang. Weiss rolled her eyes, playfully. “That I do. Did I thanked you for that? If no, then thank you.”

“Aww, you're welcome, Weissy.” Cooed Yang, smiling like she won a million. “Me too, I guess.”

Weiss scoffed. “Don't go sappy with me. Save that for later.”

Yang laughed at the comment. “I’ll start recording.” Weiss nodded.

“Hey wazzup guys! Here’s your firecracker, Yangaroo. And I’m with…” Yang exclaimed, the screen zoomed to her, showing her thousand watts smile. Her hands then dart to Weiss and shake it while saying ‘ta da’. The camera then zoomed to Weiss as she wave and nod at the screen. “Hello, Weissicle here.” Weiss face contorted into disgust at the intro.

“I shouldn't have agreed with that kind of intro.” Weiss gagged. Yang nudged her and laughed. “Oh, come on. It’s a nice intro.” Grinned Yang.

“For your information guys, this goof dragged me here. I gave no consent.” Said Weiss, jabbing a thumb towards the blond. Yang gasped dramatically, placing a hand on her chest. “You wound me, Schnee.” Said Yang, melodramatically.

“So, what is this?” Asked Weiss, gesturing to everywhere.

Yang chuckled like she had solved a mystery. “Well, my friend. This is a… COUPLE TAG CHALLENGE.” Weiss looked at her, her eyes furrowed in amusement as she let out a smirk. “We're a couple? I wasn’t informed.”

Yang turn pale and choked at the statement. “No homo, Weiss. It’s a different one. Instead of us answering as a couple, which we clearly are not. We’re answering questions from our viewers about our respective girlfriends, aka your girlfriend who's also my sister, Ruby, and your best friend who is my girlfriend, Blakey.”

Weiss nodded, reaching out to get a chip from the coffee table. “Alright. What’s the questions?”

Yang stared at her for a moment and Weiss asked why. “Seriously, Ice Queen. That’s all your reaction. Aren’t you excited for a bit?” She asked.

“Me? Excited? Considering the fact that I’ll be answering this with you, of all people, questions regarding to my girlfriend, is pretty terrifying since you’re the ‘overprotective sister’ type.” Weiss said honestly while air quoting.

Yang raised her hands. “Alright then, I vow that whatever your answers are I will not react so violently.” Then she crosses her heart.

Weiss eyes squinted and muttered. “Somehow, I doubt that.”

Yang beamed and pick up a folded paper from a bowl in the coffee table to see the question. “When did you and your girlfriend first meet?” Said Yang, waving the paper around.

“At a bar.” Weiss answered. Yang snapped her fingers in acknowledgement.

“Oh yeah. You brought Blake with you that time and I have Ruby with me. I actually didn't peg for you to be a bar goer.” Yang leaned on the sofa, drinking her soda.

“I wasn’t. You know me and my alcohol issues, so I rarely get drink anyways. Plus, who will drive you guys out of the bar if all of us are fucking brain dead at the moment.” Deadpanned Weiss.

Yang laughed at the comment, almost snorting the soda to Weiss who picked a pillow to cover her face from a possible fountain in fear and disgust.

“Good god, Yang! I dare you!” Yelled Weiss, scooching away from her brute of a friend. Yang wiped her lips and snorted. “Sorry, sorry. But yeah, that made cents.”

Weiss groaned and throws the pillow at the Yang, earning an ‘oof’.

“For fucks sake, were not even nearly ten minutes into the video and you’re already making puns. I’m out.” Said Weiss, standing up. But a pillow met her face. “Seriously?”

“Siiit.” Said Yang.

“I’m not a dog.” Grumbled Weiss.

Yang smirked. “Not to Ruby, you are.”

Weiss choked and glared at the blonde while blushing. “Shut up.” Yang stifles her laugh. She looked at the camera and spoke. “Anyways, yeah we all did met at the bar and Blake was hammered she started flirting with me.”

Weiss sat down and combed the feathers of one of the pillows, listening to Yang.

“She was like, “You, ma'am, are very attractive. Therefore, I shall stare at you.” Talk about how to tell a girl that she’s hot in a formal way.” Weiss nodded at her. “Yeah, I remember that. I swear to this day, I still don’t know how she got to say that to you.”

Yang looked at her in confusion, her hand grabbing one of the chips on the table. “What you mean?”

“She normally doesn’t get drunk. She had better tolerance than I am in terms of alcohol. So it comes as a surprise when she hit on you like that.” Shrugged Weiss. Yang gaped.

“You mean to tell me that she could not be drunk at that time?” Yang asked, but then Weiss shrugged. “I don’t know. Possibly.”

“Sdhgauffuufgugg.”

Weiss looked at Yang in shock. “I didn’t know we can physically key smash in real life.” Yang stared at the latter like a gaping fish out of water. Weiss let out an amused scoff. “First time I saw you this quiet. Impressive.”

“Shut up.” Grumbled Yang, her face red. She coughed and grabbed her soda and taking a big gulp, smacking her lips as she burp. Weiss looked at her with utter disgust. “Reverse UNO card. How about you?”

Weiss hummed in thought, her fingers drumming on her knee. “Well, I didn’t exactly first met her at the bar.. but that was the day we officially talked.”

“Ooohhhh.” Droned Yang.

“I actually first met her on an anime convention—” She was cut off with Yang gasping, her eyes popping comically. “Did you just say anime con??”

Weiss rolled her eyes and raised her arms, shaking her hands in mock shock. “Ohhh.. breaking news, Weiss Schnee, has come out being a nerd in disguise. Yes. I am. A huge nerd. And Ruby could vouch for that.”

Yang just gape at her. “Umm.. seriously?” Weiss, again, rolled her eyes. “Yes, Yang. I love anime. I freaking love it.” Yang nod at her.

Weiss continue her story. “We first met at the convention. You know how great of an artist she is and if I remember correctly, that was her first time going in the convention for a commission.”

“I remember at that time there was an artist whom I’m actually fond of because their art is so amazingly gorgeous. Turns out, it was her and I was one of the few people who asked for a commission to her and well, let’s just say that the art I commissioned is now framed and hanging on my wall.” Weiss exhaled, smiling fondly as she ran her finger at the rim of her cup.

“Was that the one in your room that you constantly bowed on?” Pondered Yang. Weiss gave her a look. “I don’t bow on it. What am I a cultist?”

Yang bellowed laughing at her, slapping her knees all the while. Meanwhile, Weiss just pinch the bridge of her nose and shake her head in disdain.

Weiss thrust her arm out to grab a piece of paper on the bowl, unfolding it as gently as she could. “What’s your favorite gift from the other?” Read Weiss before folding it and neatly placing it next to the bowl. She let out a sigh in relief. “For a moment there I thought it was something that will give us an age-restriction.”

“There’s more of that later.” Smirked Yang, giving the latter a finger gun. Weiss exhaled. “I spoke too soon.” Yang chuckled and leaned on the table to grab a chip.

“Gift huh? Blake's not really into giving gifts like Santa does. She likes it when she shows it physically though.” Weiss jabbed the blond that earned a hiss from the latter. “I'm kidding! Geez.”

Yang rubbed her side and poke out her tongue to Weiss. She grabbed a few pillows and put it in her lap before brushing it like a mane.

“Hmmm… there are few things that she had given me back then. That includes her virgi—” “Cut it Yang!” Weiss glared. Yang bark out a laugh, her shoulders shaking.

“Okay, all sexual innuendos aside, I think what I love the most of all her gifts was when she said yes to me.” Yang let out a smile. It was soft, sincere and filled with love. Weiss stopped and look at her friend. She looked serene at notion. Weiss couldn’t help but smile back.

“For being your girlfriend or for being your fiancée?” Yang grinned.

“Both.” Yang giggled like a school girl in love. Well, she is in love. And Weiss knows that. “Admittedly though, she said yes to being my girlfriend after we were chased by a obsessed maniac ex.”

Weiss jolt and blinked at statement. “Excuse me, what?” Yang nodded and laughed.

“Yeah! It was totally awesome!” Exclaimed Yang, but Weiss was able to hear the shaking of her voice. Weiss frowned. A thought appeared on her mind. “Is that why you got a scar on your arm?”

Yang stopped laughing and sighed. “Yep.” She uttered popping the ‘p’. “It wasn’t that bad. It’s just a flesh wound.”

Weiss clamped her mouth shut. She didn’t say a thing. Maybe it was for Yang’s sake or for the audience—or both. She just offered a hand and squeezed the latter's hands in comfort.

“Right! So! All dramas aside. Weissy poo.” Yang called in a sing-song voice. Weiss gagged. Yang snorted laughing. “What’s your favorite gift from my dearest sister, Ruby?”

“I would say her portrait of mine, but that would be totally biased.” Weiss smiled slyly. Yang snickered in her palm.

“It was on my 23^rd birthday actually. This was five months after we got together, literally, under the same roof.” Said Weiss. “I didn’t expect a gift, not this.. special at least. I was fine with just her presence. A cake here or a glass of champagne there.” Weiss smacked her lips together and chuckled. “But I didn’t expect for her to bring the whole family.”

“Wait, the whole clan of Schnees?” Yang said, raising a brow. Weiss scoffed. “Not technically the whole clan but, my family, yes.”

Yang whistled. “What happened?”

Weiss hummed and closed her eyes, leaning on the sofa. “We agreed to forget about the past and just, let all go.”

“That all?” Asked Yang. Weiss shrugged. “We celebrated my birthday, a little awkward but… that was probably the most wonderful gift I've ever received.”

Weiss looked down on her palm and smiled softly. “If it weren’t for Ruby, I wouldn’t probably reconcile with my family. Or I wouldn’t probably thought of it at all.” The screen zoomed as Weiss looked up to face the camera and smiled, her head turning to Yang. “I love the fact that, right now, we’re all okay… all thanks to her.”

Yang sniffled on the background. Weiss blinked in shock of the sound. “Are you crying?” Yang vehemently shook her head, as the screen wander to her and capturing her hands trying to wipe off any stray tears.

“No I’m not. I’m just sweating through my eyes!” Yang said. Weiss looked up and down, the screen following the motion, before awkwardly looked at the screen.

“We'll be back.. wait…” Weiss went off screen.

“Okay, seriously, I didn’t expect for you to cry.” Weiss said, as she watch Yang blow on a tissue that she had offered. A box of tissue lying on the latter’s lap.

“Shut up, I’m on my period.” The blond sniffles. Weiss bit her knuckles to prevent herself from laughing. “I haven’t seen you this emotional, since the—”

“Oum, please no, that’s embarrassing.” Huffed Yang, throwing the tissue on a bin off screen from beside the sofa. She grabbed another paper on the bowl, before throwing it, the screen following the paper in slow motion as a ‘Mario jump sound effect’ followed through, the background turned to gray scale, a sad tune playing as it goes off screen in slow motion.(Who can say where the road goooes?)

“Oh!” Yang exclaimed before frowning, hands curling on the new piece of paper. “Your most embarrassing moment with your respective girlfriends.” She looked at Weiss and gave her a pointy glare. “If I didn’t picked this up, I would probably blame you for rigging this thing.”

Weiss looked at the table in silence, playing with the chips while waiting for Yang. She then put two chips on her mouth and act like a duck.

“What the fuck..?” Echoed Yang as she looked at her friend in utter shock(ooh, that rhymed). Weiss clambered in the sofa, her knee hitting the table in the process. She let out a loud hiss and rubbed her knee.

“Warn me next time, you brute!” Growled Weiss. Yang snickered before laughing so loud. “I won’t cut that out.” Weiss let out an exasperated sigh.

“I just went to grab the milk from my bro Milkman, and I just so luckily, see you flutter your feathers, you little duckling.” Teased Yang.

“Excuse you?! I’m a fucking swan!” Yelled Weiss. Yang nodded. “Ugly duckling then.” Weiss gaped, wide eyed at Yang. “You—”

“Chill. It’s a compliment.” Said Yang. Weiss stared at the blond, confusion written all over her face. The screen zoomed in to capture Weiss’ facial expressions. From an insulted look on her eyes, to her brows knitting, then she looked down in thought before her eyes widen in realization. “Did you..?”

Yang nodded. “I did. And he’s awesome.” Weiss also nod at her. “He is. The content too.”

“Alright so, embarrassing stories.. erm..” Yang was already sitting on the sofa, her forehead scrunched while her lips turn into a grimace. “Go first, Weiss.” Weiss whipped and shook her head, a popping sound rang. The screen zoomed to her as her eyes widen, her eyes darting back and forth as she hold her neck.

The screen turned to Yang. “Oof.. that would hurt or vice versa..” “Vice versa.” Replied Weiss, tilting her head side to side, popping the air bubbles trapped in her neck. Yang did the same. “Ahh.. that felt better..” A loud popping sound rang some more.

“To answer your earlier statement. No, you go first, since this is your YouTube not mine.” Weiss said, crossing her arm in her chest. Yang sputtered.

“Wha.. no… I-you're the guest!! My content my rules!!” Exclaimed Yang. Weiss glared at her. “Who's house are you recording on? Mine!”

“I—stop, that’s not how the rules work!”

“You are technically using my studio, my equipment to record this your so called ‘awesome’ content. My studio, my rules!!”

“Stop putting words to my mouth!!”

“Am not!!”

“Am too!!”

Yang throws a pillow to Weiss face. The latter grabbed the pillow and bash it on the blonde’s face. Yang grabbed another pillow and fight back. The two fight like cats and dogs, pillows effectively hitting the other.

The screen buzzed and a ‘technical difficulties’ popped on the screen and a jubilant sound effect accompanied the shifting of image.

“Hah. Hah. Huff.”

The two breathed, still gripping right on their weapon of choice. Suddenly, a kung fu fight sound effects started to play. The screen suddenly zooming on both of them, an anime slash separated them. The two raised their arms, pillow on hand, ready to mash it to each others face. When suddenly, Yang held out a palm.

“Okay, dude, stop.” She huffed. “I don’t think my face is capable of feeling another hit.” Yang hissed as she rubbed her cheek. Weiss put down the pillow. “Now who’s going to answer first.” Yang raised her hand in defeat. Weiss smiled in triumph.

“Man, I’m practically outing myself here.” Said Yang, adjusting the collar of her shirt. She blow a puff of air and cracked her neck. “Alright so, most embarrassing moment with your gf… okay… here goes nothing.”

“Please tell me you’re joking.” Weiss said looking flabbergasted. Yang buried her face deep into the pillow, her ears bright red, praying to just be swallowed by a hole. Weiss sputtered and looked at the camera then back to her. “You have to cut that thing out. That'll give us age restriction, or better yet, our YouTube might get taken down. Our lives is on the line!”

Yang looked at Weiss in haste, her face flushed red. “I know! I intended to! It’s not like I want people to know about.. that..!” She continues to bury her face in the pillow.

Weiss huffed and looked at the camera. “I’ll leave it to you to think whatever had happened.. but I’ll give you a hint.” Weiss stood up and reached the camera. Part of her head was cut off screen, leaving only her eyes and nose, and whispered to the camera. “… it’s kinky as hell..”

“I swear to whatever deity up above that I will never, and I mean never do that again.. unless…” Yang trailed off. Weiss gave her a judging stare. “Oh shut up. You have your fair share of kinkiness!!”

Weiss held out her forefinger. “Correction. It’s your sister who is more… adventurous..”

Yang blinked at that before gagging. “Oh my fucking god!! Weiss!! You just gave me—ewww!!!” Weiss nods in sympathy. “I mean, I also didn’t expect that.” She looks at Yang. “She’s your sister after all, so I guess, it made sense.”

“Its just like knowing my parents with Drunkle had sex once.” Grimaced Yang.

“What?” Weiss’ eyes popped comically.

“What?” Yang echoed.

Yang sputtered and looked everywhere in panic, while Weiss sat there motionless, mouth hanging open, comprehending what just came out from the blonde’s mouth.

“I wasn’t suppose to say that…” Grimaced Yang, biting her knuckles. “Oh please, please, let them not see this.” Prayed Yang, crossing her fingers.

Weiss shook her head and slump on the arm of the sofa, sipping tea loudly. “I doubt that.” Yang rubbed her palm on her face and her eyes widen. “Well… fuck..”

Weiss nodded. “Yeah.. fuck…”

“That’s it? That’s your embarrassing moment? You’re innocent than I thought, Weiss-cream.” Snickered Yang.

“Well I’m sorry I’m not kinky as you are.” Huffed Weiss. “Besides, what’s much better mine or yours?” Yang brushed her imaginary beard and lower her tone.

“Well, according to my embarrassment meter, mine is better by a mile run and yours is just an inch covered. The amount of embarrassment I need to endure doesn’t compelled to your so-called ‘moment’.” Yang scoffed. “Pathetic.”

Weiss could only roll her eyes. Then her scroll rang from the table. She picked it up and swiped, pressing it on her ear.

“Right… Yes, I’m still here love.. No I rather not… It's okay, I’ll be back soon…” There was a long silence. “On a second thought, I will cut this meeting short. I’ll see you later.”

Yang raised a brow and Weiss looked at her. Yang knew that look. It was the look of, “I need to go home, asap. There’s a dish waiting for me.” Yang know it too well. She chuckled and nod at her friend who’s eyes lit up, mixed with an apologetic gaze.

“It's okay, I understand. After all..” Yang grinned. “.. no one can resist the booty..” Weiss nodded, face flushed. “I am really sorry for cutting this short… uhmm, part two?”

Yang laughed and winked at her. “Part two it is.” Yang looked at the camera and grinned. “Well, looks like booty calls. So we’re ending this short.” Yang clapped her hands loudly. “As always! Subscribe.”

“And don’t forget to leave a thumbs up if you like this video.” Weiss pointed down with her two fingers. “Comment if you would like to see part two in a different theme.”

“Hey, what’s that suppose to mean?” Pouted Yang. Weiss punched her arm lightly. “It means, what you think it means.” She look back at the camera and smiled. “Follow us on our social media if you like.”

“Click the links below and you’ll immediately thrown over to our party-like social accounts. Expect random and a bunch of random. Did I mentioned random?” Laughed Yang. “So guys, I hope you enjoyed our collab! Comment down if you want more. Adios, amigos!!”

And the outro played.

There was ringing. Yang picked up her scroll, then looked at Weiss who’s ready to leave her studio. Weiss looked back with a knowing look.

“Yeah.” Yang nodded and Weiss laughed like a maniac.