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    Sansa has a texting fail, when she inadvertently messages her mother’s colleague Petyr Baelish instead of Margaery Tyrell. The problem is that she hasn’t accidentally confirmed dinner plans, or asked him to meet her for cocktails or tried to discuss work with him. No – she’s sent him a very explicit, very private message, which unfortunately names him as the subject. This would probably be fine – mortifying, but fine – if Petyr was a good man and either ignored it or dismissed it. However, Petyr Baelish is not a good man, and seizes the opportunity to declare his intentions of getting Sansa Stark into his bed. To make the whole situation worse, Christmas is coming, and Catelyn has come over all charitable: she’s invited her colleague to Christmas Eve at the Stark’s so he isn’t all alone at Christmas. Sansa is considering joining the Peace Corps, Margaery thinks the whole thing is hilarious, Catelyn is oblivious and Petyr is thoroughly enjoying himself. The question must remain: What DO you do when you text your crush telling him about your crush??

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